Just how big a phony is Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry?

After insulting Israel when he thought no one was listening – a true window into someone’s soul, just ask Donald Sterling -  Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry said, "I will not allow my commitment to Israel to be questioned by anyone…”  OK Johnny big pants, I question your commitment to Israel.  There. Now what are you going to do about it?  Have me audited by IRS?  Oh jeez, sadly, that’s a very real possibility these days.

Kerry’s commitment to Israel is as phony as:
- his war record.
- - being sent into Cambodia by Richard Nixon.
- - the wounds for the, what seven or eight, Purple Hearts he put himself in for.
- his commitment to the troops when he voted against funding operations while troops were engaged in combat in Iraq.
- his asinine cover story for that vote of having actually voted for it before he voted against it.
- his commitment to hunting which was on full display when he asked an Ohio store owner, “Is this where I get me a huntin’ license?”
- King SFB’s commitment to Israel.
- the unnatural and perpetual orange “tan” of fellow phony traveler John boner head Boehner.

ASIDE:  While we’re on boner head Boehner.  Yesterday, no doubt after reading Lex’s scathing post on the subject, boner head Boehner walked back his immigration reform criticism of fellow Republicans a bit.  It turns out he was “just kidding.”  That’s too bad.  Aside from removing his skin with a cheese grader, I wasn’t.  Besides, it’s too late John boy.  10 seconds of candor trumps a lifetime of posturing lies.  When a lying sac-O-crap tells you he is going to do something, do you believe him?  So why in the world would you believe the same lying sac-O-crap if tells you he’s NOT going to do something?

Now, let’s get back to what a phony Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry is.  He is as phony as:
- that bowl of fruit that has been on grandma’s kitchen table for the last 15 years.
- a three dollar bill.
- professional wrestling.
- the “gold” bathroom fixtures at a Motel 6.
- the crab in a “crab meat omelet” at Denny’s.
- the flower on a clown’s lapel.
- the contest announcing that you’ve won a million dollars but need to pay a $1,000 administrative fee before your winnings can be sent to you.

In short Kerry’s commitment to Israel is as phony as Kerry himself.