Candidates everywhere

Candidates want to get their hats into the 2008 presidential ring before the ring fills to capacity, which for me was right after what seemed like the 60 somethingeth candidate on the Democrat side. The good news there is that the candidates seem to implode by about noon on the day that they announce. Joe the slow Biden proved he can be a dope with other Democrats when he referred to Barak the anointed one Obama as the first “clean” black to run for president. He has spent every minute of every day since apologizing. Stick a fork in him. He’s done.

John, I live in the America with the 28,000 square foot homes, Edwards in attempt to appeal to the foul-mouth, Catholic hating wing of the Democratic Party hired not one, but two foul mouthed, Catholic hating bigots to run his e-campaign. When confronted with some of the vile, hate filled, profanity laced tripe the, uh, “ladies” put forth on their websites, Iron John proved to be a man dumb enough to stand by his bad decision. Barrowing a page from John Cambodia Kerry’s stand on abortion, Pretty Boy Edwards tried the ol’ “I abhor (maybe that would be add whores in this case) what was written but defend their right to write it.” Fine, but why hire them on to your campaign staff? Who can we look forward to as Secretary of State in an Edward’s administration – Andrew Dice Clay? Eddie Murphy in treasury? Mike Tyson in defense? This goes directly to John-boy’s ability to choose well-qualified people to run the country. Guess what? If he can’t choose a blogger given the wealth available, he probably can’t choose any well-qualified people. Now, he and Biden are trying to catch Kucinich and Dodd in a race to the bottom of the Democrat field.

Even the anointed one, Obama, found a bit doo on shoe this weekend. After months of fawning press, pictures of him walking on water, stories of his ability to multiply fishes and loves and a People Magazine cover of him transforming water to wine at a buddy’s wedding, the anointed one still trials the Shrill one by double digits. So, after saying he wouldn’t run a couple months ago, the anointed one announced his pre-exploratory exploratory committee, followed by an actual exploratory committee, followed by a web announcement, followed by an actual announcement this weekend that – surprise, surprise – he was running. Who knew? But Barak Hussein Obama stepped in it when, in an effort to appeal the moonbat fringe – which is actually the base – of the Democrat Party, he mentioned that the selfless patriots whose lives were lost in Iraq, were “wasted”. Hmm, what a comfort that must bring to mom and dad. Then Barak Hussein Obama was heckled by some anti-war protesters. Now the anointed one is about as anti-war as any one in the Democrat field. If Democrat nut jobs can’t support Hussein Obama, they have but one place left, Dennis Kucinich.

Then there’s the Shrill one. She is way ahead. She told ABC News that she is the one candidate Republicans fear because she and Bill have beaten them before. Well, as in government run health care and nearly everything else, she’s wrong. Republicans fear most leading Democrat candidates, not because they might win an election, but rather because of what they might do to the country after the election. But the Shrill one has been two-stepping more than the entire crowd on the dance floor at Gilley’s on a Saturday night. Seems she was actually against the war before she voted for it and spoke about 100 times in favor it. The Shrill one’s biggest problem is that she’s running ten years too late. With the coming of the Google search engine went Shrill and her MSM lemmings’ hopes of sweeping her Iraq vote under the rug. For now she’s running against George Bush, which for reasons only brain-dead Democrats can explain, is working for her. It’s not her fault she voted for and vocally supported the mission in Iraq – it’s that danged George Bush. Well aside from the nearly endless list of citations of Shrill’s support for the war there’s this – Shrill claims George Bush misled her into war – that’s a lie, but that’s what she says. The problem for the Shrill one is that the Democrats have been telling us that George Bush is an idiot frat boy. So how did the “smartest woman in the world” get bamboozled by idiot Bush? And if she got bamboozled by idiot Bush, how’s she going to deal with the cunning cut-throats that populate the world’s leadership positions?