Too many stories

There’s a funny line in the movie “Amadeus.” Mozart delivers a piece of music to his benefactor. Later Mozart asks the benefactor how he liked the music. The benefactor says he didn’t like it at all. When Mozart asks why, the benefactor idiotically says, “Too many notes. Yes, that's it. Too many notes”

I know how the guy felt. There are too many stories.

When thinking about the Dear Leader’s administration and the Demo-Dope Party, the phrases, “too many tax cheats,” “too many brain-dead Libs” and “too many weasels” come to mind.

The Dear Leader’s budget: Pick one. Too many dollars. Too many failed programs. Too many fraudulent recipients of other people’s money.

The Red River is rising due to too many snow flakes. The Dear Leader attributes too many snow flakes too...you guessed it...global warming. Sadly, that makes sense to Libs.

Tax Cheat Geithner’s call for more regulatory power: Too many failed unprofitable government enterprises now; the post office; Freddie; Fannie; Amtrak; etc. Rush Limbaugh asked a very good question yesterday, “Name one thing, that doesn’t involve the military, that you’d hire the government to do for you.” Can’t think of a thing. And it’s not because government does everything poorly, but you know it’ll cost 100 times what it’s worth by the time they are done. Which, I guess, does mean government does everything poorly.

Sec. State Clinton picks up where her ceatin’ old man left off with too many apologies to the world for America. Can’t wait ‘til Thunder Woman sits down with the Iranians and apologizes for slowing down their nuclear bomb…sorry…power plant. According to the madam, it’s America’s drug habit causing Mexico’s drug lord problem. Yeah, well that and selling drugs is the easiest way for anyone not connected to the Mexican government to make a living in that corrupt state. And it is our fault for not enforcing our immigration laws for the last 30 years. It’s our fault for not protecting our border by building a triple barrier fence, mined between each layer, electrified, then a 14’ deep ditch filled with toxic waste and then 15 foot wall with razors built in. So yeah, we’ll take the hit for that one.

Too many broken campaign promises. $1,000 middle class tax cut – gone. It was all smoke and mirrors anyway. Any amount of money you got or as the Dear Leader likes to say was “spread around” to you from others more creative and/or harder working than yourself would disappear in gas and other taxes.

Oh yeah, bring the troops home from Iraq within 16 months. Too many lies. First, not in 16 months. Second, for 50,000 plus troops not at all. Third, for the ones who do get out, unless they call Afghanistan “home”, they ain’t commin’ home. Reminds me of that trendy bumper sticker so many Libs loved to sport, “Support the troops. Bring them home.” I guess they’ll have a new one now, “Support the troops. Send them to Afghanistan.”

So yeah there’ too many scandals, too much double speak, too much Orwellian BS – Fat Jack the @ss Murtha gets an award for – get this – supporting Marines and Sailors. Huh? So if I call the Dear Leader a cold blooded murderer, I get some kind of award for support?

I gotta go on vacation. Yes I can feel the despair from both loyal readers - having to go without your daily Lex for a whole week – how will you cope? And please keep the vacation quiet. The Lex family gets the largest portion of their yearly income from military retirement pay – which is technically a government bailout I suppose. So if some Lib Madam Defarge gets wind of this trip, Lex’s name will be knitted into the Lib hate quilt along with AIG execs. Then I’ll have to face a slobbering Barny Frank leading an angry mob in my driveway Sunday when I get back from my vacation.