Uh oh, it turns out the attorney general who called us all cowards is not the Eric Holder that the Dear leader knew when he nominated the pamper weasel. The Dear leader has rebuked, sort of, Holder’s “cowards” remark saying, “If I had been advising my attorney general, we would have used different language.”
First, what the hell, “If I had been advising my attorney general,” If it ain’t the Dear Leader, exactly who is advising Holder? Rev Wight? Billy the bomb thrower Ayres? The Dear Leader’s mean “ain’t no way proud of the USA” wife? Who?
Next, what language would the Dear Leader have used? How would the give and take on “a nation of cowards” have played out?
EH: How does nation of cowards sound?
DL: Uh ehh, no. Uhh that’s not it. Umm err, how about craven hillbillies?
EH: No. You’ll just remind people of the bitter clingers, clinging to Bibles and guns.
DL: Uhh, ahh, yes you’re right. Don’t need that again. Eh, how about inbred trailer trash?
EH: No, I think the white racism problem is more wide-spread than the trailer parks.
DL: Uh , emm, yes your right , of course. How about something that sounds, uhh, more grand and, umm, reinforces my new regal position? How about something like, uhee, the realm is littered with gutless pusillanimous whites too weak and spineless to face their racism and pay the reparations due all us folks of color, something like that?
EH: BRILLIANT! I think you’ve nailed it!
Really though, where’s the middle ground on “a nation of cowards?”
1 comment:
The Dear Leader needs a bigger bus for all the dems he is tossing under it. Biden, Holder, Pelosi, Daschel, his grandmother, Rev Wright, Ayers, Blago, Burris, Feingold, Slick Willy,and the list is growing.
The Griffin.
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