Clark Grizwold's plan for closing Guantanamo

While the Dear Leader can in fact walk on water and turn ordinary iceberg lettuce into arugula, it seems he’s incapable of closing the terrorist – uh make that man-made- disasterist – prison at Guantanamo. Odd huh? You’d think the mere mortals who populate the Dear Leader’s party and Administration would be saying, “So it is spoken by the Dear Leader, so it will be done.”

Nope. Scrawny Harry the war is lost Reid said, “Not so fast my skinny half-black half-witted friend.” Yes crooked land baron Reid thinks closing G’itmo is a good idea, the problem is in the details. While Scrawny Reid doesn’t want any of the terrorists to come to the United States, the Dear Leader’s Attorney General Erick America is a cowardly nation Holder hasn’t been able to find any other country willing to take them either. And if we won't take any, why should anyone else? So America won’t take ‘em. Nobody else will take ‘em, but we’re closing Guantanamo.

Well all righty then. That solves everything. No wait. So what happens to the prisoners? Well if they aren’t coming here; they aren’t going anywhere else and Guantanamo is closing, does that mean they will all be executed? Perfect.

And here I thought the Dear Leader was just a gutless punk. Not even George Bush would just kill them all - Cheney sure but not Bush. I wonder how the radical Islamo-Terror-Fascists will take it when the firing squads start mowing down the human debris stored at G’itmo?

Oh that’s all just wishful thinking. The scum held a t G’itmo will continue to be treated better by our government than our own working class white trash who cling to guns and bibles. I’m sure when the Dear Leader made his announcement that G'itmo was closing in a year, Lex blogged that it would be a better strategy to develop the plan for closing G’itmo then announce the closing date rather than to tell everyone G’itmo was closing in year and then struggle to figure out how.

But what the hell do I know? It’s not as if I was an arugula eating community organizer, editor of the Harvard Law Review and high functioning moron. If I were, who knows maybe I could be the Dear Leader.

The Dear leader and his Larry, Curly and Moe team of advisors have painted themselves deep into the corner of the room farthest from the door on this one. Their fire, ready, aim approach to Guantanamo was perhaps the first clue that the Dear Leader’s election was akin to America hiring Clark Grizwold to plan the family’s summer vacations for the next four years. Hey, what could go wrong?