Same answer different question

Life just keeps getting easier. Well at least for some of us. Remember when you stayed up all night trying to cram all of the simple facts into your head in a matter of hours that you ignored or daydreamt through for weeks? All of that is totally unnecessary these days.

Take the Dear leader show last Wednesday. I didn’t watch because I knew the answers before they were asked. How easy can it get? Used to be a guy would have to know something to be president. This guy just answers by rote:

Question: The ECONOMY is in a tailspin blah blah blah blah. How can you reassure the American people?

Dear Leader: I inherited this mess for George Bush blah, blah, blah, blah. Only the government is big enough to save us blah, blah, blah, blah. To recap let me just say it’s all Bush’s fault and only I can save you.

Ahh, who passed the 700 BILLION dollar bailout, the 800 BILLION dollar bailout, the 400 BILLION dollar earmark uh continuing resolution and the 3 TRILLION dollar budget and printed a TRILLION dollars of worthless money to boot? Demo-Dopes did all of that.

Question: The ECONOMY is in a tailspin blah blah blah blah. Banks are going broke at record numbers blah, blah, blah. How can you reassure the American people their bank won’t be next?

Dear Leader: I inherited this mess for George Bush blah, blah, blah, blah. Only the government is big enough to save us blah, blah, blah, blah. To recap let me just say it’s all Bush’s fault and only I can save you.

Ahh, didn’t we just spend north of 1.5 TRILLION dollars to get these banks squared away and buy up all of the toxic assets created by Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Franklin Raines et al – all Demo-Dopes by the way?

Well you get the point. It’s all templated answers that blame Bush before saying that the Dear Leader is the only one of 300 + million citizens clever enough to save us. Throw in a little global warming lingo, blame America for this and that and let the lemming MSM do the rest.

When the Dear Leader stutters and stammers hopelessly in search of an intelligent thought, like an 8 year old concocting a lie about why his homework isn’t done, the MSM remarks how thoughtful he is. When he goofs basic facts on Winston Churchill, the MSM tells us how well read he is. When he denounces the very CIA techniques that have kept us safe for the last 7 years, the MSM tells us the American people agree, even though a huge majority support enhanced interrogation. But people are beginning to see the moron for what he is – a moron who’d be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.