Dope-a-care's biggest challenge will come if after it's made law

As Dear-Dope-a-care hangs by a thread in congress, Scott Brown is sharpening the shears to cut the thread. But Brown isn’t the only thing that the Demo-Dopes have to worry about. Turncoat lying scum-bag Benbo Nelson isn’t convinced anymore that the congress should even be considering Dope-a-care while unemployment stubbornly refuses to dip below 10%.

Benbo’s enlightenment might have to do more with a 30 point deficit in the polls against his 2012 opponent than any return principle. But Benbo’s only hope of being re-elected in NE is being the 41st vote against Dope-a-care. Being the 42nd after Brown, won’t be good enough. Benbo gave Dope-a-care life he must be the one to kill it.

Also, the open and transparent (Ha, Ha) merging of the 2,000 page House bill with 2,500 page Senate bill is likely to produce a bill close to 3,000 pages. So far in addition to the 100s of millions in payoffs to FL, LA, NE and every other Demo-Dope senator and congressman smart enough to whisper an “I don’t know if I can support Dope-a-care” into Scrawny Harry or Peloser’s ear, the Demo-Dopes find themselves having to payoff the Amish, unions and nearly every other special interest. Those bribes are going to produce a bill stupid, pork-ladened and unconstitutional enough that it is certain to shift even a creepy pol’s conscience if not his vote.

Then, if the whole 20-30 lbs of crap make it to the world’s biggest Dope’s desk, it’ll be litigated for the next 500 years starting even before the ink on the Dope’s signature dries. Catholic hospitals will sue because of the abortion clause. Baptist will sue because the Amish got a break. Non-union shops will sue for equal protection. Some militia in NE will sue because the government has NO AUTHORITY to make any American buy anything let alone require that every American buy Dope-a-care. Of course all of this litigation will be a boon to a major Demo-Dope contributor – trial lawyers.

All of this going to happen because the American people insisted on Hope-N-Change but all they wound up with was Dope-N-Change.