Yes, "Dope" is the right word

If you need any more proof that the current occupant of the people’s house at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is an arrogant arugula eating, jug eared dope, consider this. Yesterday Mr. I’m So Smart told ABC that the reason that Scott Brown won was because the people are still angry about the last eight years i.e. Bush. Huh?

Yeah, right and I bought Lex jr the drum set because I was sick of all of the noise in the basement. If he really believes that, The Dope makes Homer Simpson look like Albert Einstein. You can just hear it in the White House in the morning, the Dope enters the kitchen, “Arugula for breakfast?! Woo Hoo!!”

Hard as it is to believe, this “Scott Brown won because voters are still pissed at George Bush” line is dumber than the “I don’t know all of the facts, but cops acted stupidly” or “I’ve been to 57 states, only one more to go, but Hawaii and Alaska are out of the question” or “bitter clinger” lines. We now know that the ONLY reason the Dope picked Slow Joe jobs is a three letter word Biden as his VP was to guard against any impeachment attempts. You can hear that conversation between Scrawny Harry and Peloser:

H: I dunno? It maybe time to get rid of him. He’s just not very smart.
P: Well we’d better get rid of gird your loins Biden first then. Talk about an idiot.
H: Oh hell yes and double the Dope’s Secret Service detail until we get that done. We can’t afford for anything to happen to him before we get rid of that Biden buffoon.

So again, when I call him the Dear Dope, I really mean it. He may be well educated in David Brooks’ world, but he’s not very smart. And then again, the Dope refuses to release his transcripts, so he may not even be well educated.

He started out on Lex’s page as the Dear Leader because of the Kim Jung Il like admiration of the robots that thought this empty suit was up to the job and the lavish fake speaking forums set up just for him. He became the just the Dear Dope when his popularity slipped from 70 to 50%. He is now under 50%. If he stays there, it may be time to lose the “Dear” altogether and start calling him by the name that fits him best – The Dope.

Gotta run. As confounding as it may seem to the Dear Dope, it turns out that the drum set isn’t helping the noise situation in the basement. So, I’m going to get jr an air horn. That’ll quiet it down.