I guess Willie Sutton was about 10 times smarter than the Dear Dope and Homeland Security Secretary (stop laughing at that title) Janet Incompetono (Mark Styne-ism). Willie Sutton was the crook who famously responded to a question by the FBI as to why he robbed banks by saying, "because that's where the money is."
As a rather long list of jihadi terror attempts is beginning to pile up, the Dearest of all Dopes insists on calling each “an isolated incident.” How many “isolated incidents” are required to begin “a pattern?” These attempts are not “isolated incidents” any more than any individual play in a football game is an “isolated incident.”
Each football play is designed for success in a given down and distance circumstance. Some plays are used to set up others. Some plays are run just to see how the defense will react to a certain formation. As the game unfolds, good defensive coordinators - having charted the opponent’s tendencies - begin to anticipate certain plays. Over a season, some teams let their play calling fall into rather predictable patterns.
The jihadis are mixing their plays, changing their count, running multiple formations and altering the tempo of the game. Meanwhile we, their opponent, rather than anticipating the next play or developing a long-term game plan or preparing for a long season of 16 games, celebrate as if we’ve won the National Championship when we hold them to a 30 yard gain on 1st and 10 of the opening drive of the game.
These attacks are not “isolated incident.” What is the common denominator in each of the so called “isolated incident?” Blue eyed perpetrators? Irish whiskey? Northeasterners whacking out over a long cold winter caused by global warming? No, I think the ONE defining characteristic of all is a 12th century view of Islam.
While Janet Incompetono orders her Department of Homeland and their TSA morons shake down every granny and anyone who looks as if they might be a former military member, they allow unddies bomber – a known Islamo radical - Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to buy a one-way ticket, with cash, no passport and no luggage. Brilliant! The ONLY thing this guy didn’t do was hand the TSA fools a signed statement that he intended to blow up the plane.
Early on in her term as Homeland In-Security Secretary, Incompetono identified white returning war vets forming right-wing militias as a threat. In this backward administration anyone who asks a question like, “Have you read the bill” is a threat. Anyone who flies the flag correctly, watches Glenn Beck or stands for the national anthem is placed on a government watch list. But Abdulmutallab is allowed to waltz onto an airplane with exploding underwear.
Under hope-n-change, the people trying to kill us are no longer referred to as terrorists. The war against terror - or whatever they call it now – was abandon because the Dear Dope didn’t “know what victory looks like.” Why do the hard things like protecting Americans from foreign threats, when it’s so easy to harass the people in your own country who knew all along that you were not up to the job?
So, back to Mr. Sutton. Seems to me if you want to stop jihadis, you go to where the jihadis are and stop harassing returning war vets. Seems to me if you were looking for a guy in a white pick up truck, you wouldn’t pull over every third car – letting several white pick ups to pass in the process - just to make it look fair. Seems to me that if you’re looking for jihadis, you should leave the Mormon Tabernacle Choir alone and focus instead on swarthy skinned males with Soldier of Allah printed on their business cards.
How does the Dope of Dopes feel about all these terror attempts? He has bowed and prostrated himself and America all over the world, endlessly apologized for America, joined Hugo Chaves’ book club, promised to close G’itmo, tries jihads in the same manner as convenient store robbers, scraps a European missile system and still the jihadis insist on running their playbook by trying to blow things up. Damn them! Don’t they know there is hope-n-change in the air?
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