Sliding from Dopedom to Punkdom

I just saw a clip of the Dope and Diane Sawyer. In it the Dope admits that it was a mistake not to be more open with the American people during Dope-a-care negotiations. The Dope went on to blame (a.k.a throw under the bus) the Scrawny one and Peloser for the foul up. The Dope claimed that, “We have a legislative process. As far as I know I can’t change congress.”

What a jug eared punk. It’s called leadership you buffoon! You call the Scrawny one up and tell him, “No more closed door deals. Cancel the ones that you’ve already made.” The Dope cannot sit by watching this whole thing unfold on the front page of America’s papers every morning and as the lead every evening at 6 pm and say, “It’s not my fault. I wasn’t involved.” You clueless dolt, count up how many time you talked about Dope-a-care. Now how many times did you warn the congress to open the process up? Oh, nearly once.

Besides the Dope himself was in on several of those closed door meetings. He himself twisted arms during all hands no media Demo-Dope House and Senate caucus meetings on the hill. He himself met with Demo-Dope leadership again and again trying to freshen up the turd known as Dope-a-care with his own brand air freshener.

When the Dope says things like, “it’s all George Bush’s fault” he’s a punk. When he says “the Dope-a-care backroom deals were all the Scrawny one’s fault” he’s a lying punk.

The good news is that there are signs that we’re all wising up. The Dope has no more chance of getting away with these asinine comments than his daily liar - Bobby Gibbs - has of getting away with his Sunday comment that a 50 minute interrogation “got all of the information” that the Christmas undies bomber possessed. Huh?

Given the fact that the Dope and his light-skinned Negro Attorney General have stripped the FBI and CIA of their most useful tools, they couldn’t get Lex jr. to admit that he took the last Oreo cookie in 50 minutes. In fact, under the Dope’s rules of interrogation, the FBI is probably required to give the suspect milk and cookies at some point.

But that’s not even the dopiest of all the lies the administration insists on. The claim that the insane stimulus “saved” or created 2 million jobs may be the dopiest of all lies.

Truth wins out. There is no doubt that the undies bomber still has valuable information that we should be trying to get. The truth about the stimulus is that 3 million jobs have vanished since the blockheads passed it and the Dope signed it into law. Not only have 3 million jobs vanished but so has half the cash – vanished. CBO has no idea where it went. It is as if the Dope had his Man of the Year Bernake throwing bundles of 100 dollar bills out the back of Air Force Dope as fast as he could on trip from D.C. to Hawaii. The money is just gone. Who knows where or for what?

Now Mr. and Mrs. America, that’s Hope-n-Change.