Change "Let's Move" to let's march

From the Opal Office of the Spite House, feet firmly fixed atop of a priceless and historic piece of Americana, the Resolute Desk, King Barry the Petty continues his assault on his subjects.  The people are like the guy in the now famous SUV pursuit by a biker gang.  King Barry’s army of paid government thugs are the biker gang.  Because of some perceived slight by the people, King Barry has ordered the army of over paid government thugs to make things as “difficult as possible” for people.

In move that underlines just how incredibly petty King Barry the Small is, his thug army actually placed cones on the road leading to Mt. Rushmore to prevent his subjects from stopping along side the road to view or film an open air monument that I suppose the king thinks is something that belongs solely to him.  No stopping!  No pictures!  By Order of King Barry the Petty!  The king will decide when the people are again worthy to stop and view the property of the king.

There is a bit of good news in this though.  The people are ignoring the king’s cones – which are kind of a perfect symbol for the king in that they resemble the shape of a dunce cap.  One trucker reportedly ran over a long line of them.  One tweet has a driver throwing the cones to the side.  Other stories indicate that drivers are picking the cones up and neatly stacking them to the side.  All of these are OK by me, but we’ll have to pay to replace the damaged cones.  Still I’m OK with that.

Then the king banished fishing along his coastal waters.  That’s right no fishing in the king’s waters and no hunting on the king’s land.  That reminds me of the old Robin Hood story where the king’s thugs are prosecuting a hunter for slaying a deer on the king’s land to feed his family.  Just as the hunter was meet his fate, Robin Hood shows up and kills the thugs.  So King Barry the Petty is going to prosecute people for fishing and hunting on his property to feed their families.

See, what we are led to believe is that Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor.  No.  He stole from the thugs in government and returned it the people from whom the government thugs stole riches in the first place.

Now we learn that the king has shut down the Amber Alert system run by the Department of Justice.  While the Amber Alert system is shut down, rest easy in the knowledge that the queen’s “Let’s Move” web site is still funded and up and running.  That makes perfect sense to the king and queen.  The people want the Amber Alert system up and running but the queen wants her hectoring web site up and running.  So, hectoring it is.

Remember, we had court henchman Harry the roach Reid asking why he’d want to save the life of one child with cancer by funding cancer research.  Now we have a queen who’d rather hector fat kids about what to eat than find a kid who is missing.  The court jesters (aka the lapdog media) are all marveling at how pretty the king looks in his new suit that can only be seen by the truly enlightened.

I think it’s time for the rest of us who see reality - a naked dope with his head planted so far up his backside that the court surgeons had to place a window in the king’s abdomen so the king could see where he was going – to march on Washington.  A million man march to remove the Barry-cades from OUR monuments.