Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Let's blow up the debt ceiling and see if there is light on the other side

The king’s henchman in the house of lords – Harry the roach Reid - is a monumental POS.  His boss – the king – is the buger that no matter how you roll it and how hard you flick it, remains stuck to the end of your finger.  So how do you negotiate with a walking talking POS and a sticky piece of nose candy?  Simple, you don’t.

House Republicans have offered plan after plan.  Each plan is met with disdain and name calling by the POS.  The nose candy has locked himself in the bathroom and refused to talk to house republicans about anything, except of course for new round of name calling.  It’s time for Boehner to place a final offer on the table and recess the house.

Put a reasonable offer on the table that opens the government if the individual mandate is lifted for one year (I actually view this as a lifeline to King Buger), congressional and executive Robertscare subsidies removed, medical device tax removed and the debt ceiling raised for 3 weeks.

Pass it then adjourn the house.  Hold a press conference explaining the plan and telling the POS and the buger that the house leadership will stand by for negotiations at a moment’s notice, but the house is adjourned until the senate takes up the offer or serious negotiations are entered into by King Buger.  This approach is probably a week too late.  Boehner might have considered it after the POS started his first round of name calling.

Hey Lex, you’re all over the POS and King Buger for name calling, yet you call them the POS and King Buger.  Isn’t that a bit hypocritical?  No not at all.  I don’t call the car salesman I’m dealing with on a new car a “fat slob” if he doesn’t meet my offer.  I’m not negotiating with the POS and King Buger, Boehner is.  You’ll notice that there has been very little, if any, name calling by the Republicans, except as is their policy which requires all name calling be directed at other Republicans.

But Lex the lapdog media will be all over Republicans for such a move.  Yes they will.  And they will be all over Republicans no matter what they do.  In that respect, the lapdogs are just like the religion of perpetual peace and tolerance.  No matter how much you give in to them, they will always be PO’ed about some perceived slight.  So why give in at all?

The same is true of the lapdogs.  Republicans will be blamed no matter what – even if they cave completely and give the POS and King Buger everything they want.  So what’s the point of giving in at all?

My advice to John Boehner, and let’s face it, we all know he’s a daily reader of this page, is to put an offer on the table and let the POS and King Buger explode the debt ceiling bomb.  The debt ceiling is like death I suppose.  You are curious about it, but you're not curious enough about it to pull the plug on yourself.  Let’s just see how curious the POS and King Buger are about the debt ceiling.

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