Monday morning round up

Love the hand crank and desert water bag in the front

 

GOOD NEWS!!

Chris Christie has reportedly said if he were in the senate he’d kill himself.  Fortunately, there’s a special election in NJ to fill the vacant senate seat of deceased Senator Frank Lautenberg.  This gives us a great opportunity.  To all in NJ, please write in Chris Christie so can rid the land of this POS by his own hand.

Waddayoudo?
Your morbidly obese kid has grown use to pancakes and sausage for breakfast, Big Macs for lunch and pizza and milkshakes for dinner every day.  The Dr. says he will surly die in a very short time if he doesn’t change his ways.  You put the kid on diet to save his life.  The kid, neighbors, local media and even some family members lampoon you for “starving your child.”  What do you do?

How is what the Tea Party is trying to do for America any different?

Can’t lead so he doesn’t
Plymouth, IN School Superintendent Dan Tyree banned the tune Rocky Top from being sung at Plymouth HS sporting events due the mention of moon shining in the lyrics.  Sent Dan a letter via snail mail:

Dan:

Way to go on the Rocky Top ban.  You should just ban sports altogether.  Don’t worry, we’re working on it.  What do those kids think they are doing?  Having innocent fun on school grounds, the outrage!  It has to stop.

Now that we’ve banned Rocky Top, we need to get into the school library and see what is going on in there.  I imagine there are all sorts of books with references to alcohol, sex, drugs, cigarettes and other things that might harm our ever fragile children, who, for some odd reason, never seem to grow up.  You need to get in there, round up all of those books and burn them in front of the school.

Oh my goodness!  Don’t forget references to guns and violence.  Those have to go as well.  We cannot have our children exposed to any of that.  Oh, and for heaven’s sakes get rid of everything that does not place Native Americans and Muslims in a pristine light.  Oh, and for crying out loud, what plays are the schools looking at?  Any bad references in there?  And what music are the kids listening to?  Any bad references?

I could go on and on and on and…but you get the point.  Then again, I doubt that you do.  “Educator” my ample butt.  Like our president, you are a petty tyrannical hypocrite.

Dan Tyree can be reached here:
Phone:  574.936.3115
FAX:      574.936.3160

611 Berkley Street
Plymouth, IN  46563

Polls
Polls are so much BS.  The sample is skewed.  The questions are skewed.  The results are broadcast as if they were delivered on stone tablets to the networks by Moses himself.  The sole purpose of these polls is to drive public opinion NOT report it.

Of course the Republican brand is tarnished.  But not for the reason the pundits think.  It tarnished because most Republicans can’t stand most Republicans and conservatives can’t stand but the barest minority of Republicans.  That does not mean we’re ready to vote for Demo-Dopes.

Boob Costas
At halftime of the Sunday night game, Bob Costas lectured us on the Washington "Redskins."

Quick summary:
According to Bob, a name is a slur - even if the people the name represents do not feel it is a slur - if Bob Costas assures us it is a slur.  Were I Redskins owner Dan Snyder, I'd re-name the team the Fighting Whites just to see if anyone got offended.