King Barry the Petty

Here’s the one thing about our king that we know for sure:
The King is a petty moron more interested in punishing his subjects for not agreeing with him than adopting common sense compromise.

Evidence:
The king closes the White House – the people’s house – due to lack of funding because of the sequester he orchestrated.  Then the king and queen take separate flights to Martha’s Vineyard and fly the dog out separate on Marine One.  YGBSM.  You could have kept the White House tours going for the next 50 years with the money this out of touch elitist know nothing and his fat azz wife spend flying to and fro.  At minimum get the entire family on the same damn plane.

Next, King Idiot closes open air memorials that are opened 24-7-365 to punish his subjects for electing Republicans to congress who will acquiesce to his every whim.  The clueless king spends more time and money Barry-cading the memorials and patrolling them to keep people out than it would have cost to maintain the status quo. Why?  Well his subjects must be punished.  No white House for them and no memorials either.  King Dumbazz even sent his horsemen out to Mt. Vernon to close a completely PRIVATE operation.

Next, the king claims that Social Security checks won’t go out unless the debt ceiling is raised.  Raising the debt ceiling which, according to king dumbazz, miraculously doesn’t raise the amount of debt actually owed.  So, you have to wonder why the debt ceiling needs to be raised at all then. If it doesn’t raise the amount of debt, then the debt stays the same or goes down.  So, why raise the ceiling?

Anyoo, King Janus says the debt won’t be met and Social Security checks won’t go out.  But money will still be coming into the treasury.  Probably enough money to pay the debt, the military and other security forces and some of the more important functions of the federal government – Social Security included.  We may have to shut down the EPA, Dep of Ed and other extra constitutional departments, but we should have done that long ago.

Talk about pay as you go, not raising the debt ceiling would mean the government would have to spend only what is coming into the treasury – sort of a de facto balanced budget amendment with none of the messy congressional voting and states ratifying.  It would be a done deal.  But we know our king would throw a fit and rather minimizing the pain to his subjects, he would use the occasion to maximize the pain to his subjects who just do not appreciate his greatness enough.

Apparently there in lies the rub.  Supposedly, somehow the federal government is not allowed to prioritize its spending.  Well, that explains it.  Only the buffoons in Washington D.C. could come up with a law that says if you can’t pay senate elevator operators you cannot pay anyone in the federal government.  Talk about all the animals being equal.  Of course congress gets a 72% subsidy on their healthcare, so they are more equal than the rest of us.