Iraq alternatives, oil trumps homophobia for SFB

Iraq

Except to say King SFB effed it up, I have not commented on the situation in Iraq.  In short it’s a mess.  Short of dropping a couple hundred thousand troops in there, Iraq’s al Maliki government – a government not worth saving by my estimation - is probably doomed.  So what to do?  The experts – which does not include a single Dope - wring their hands.  The “experts” claim there is no reliable ally in Iraq at this point to invest in.  I shout at the TV, “What about the Kurds?”

As Iraq slides toward the partition Azzclown Slow Joe Biden once advocated for, the US ought to be getting in there exerting influence somewhere.  There are the jihadi Sunnis in the north bent on establishing a Muslim caliphate.  That’s pretty much a no go for the US.  There are the majority Shia’ south of Baghdad.  These are the al Maliki bunch that either can’t or won’t fight.

Then there’s the Kurds. They are our the best choice of bad choices.  When Churchill drew his squiggly lines all over the Middle East dividing it up as best he could along tribal lines, he was out of land before he got to the Kurds.  They have been fighting for autonomy ever since.

They are good fighters.  So much so Saddam Hussein granted them limited autonomy in 1973.  The Kurds were brought back into Iraq after the second gulf war.

Siding with the Kurds would no doubt PO Turkey, Iraq, Syria, and Iran all of whom got their large shares of Churchill’s pie to a certain extent at the expense of the Kurds.   All of those countries – particularly Turkey - have had their problems with the Kurds ever since.  But I look at those countries and think, so what.  With the exception of Turkey, a NATO ally slipping away from democratic rule toward a Muslim state.  We need a counter balance in the region to ISIS, Iran and Syria.  Given their long history of fighting the region’s tyrants, the Kurds are our best bet.

Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry – idiot

On some cable show with Katie Couric, supreme azzclown Kerry said there was “no doubt” that leaving a residual force behind in Iraq would have made no difference what-so-ever in today’s crisis in Iraq.  So says America’s sole surviving hero from the Cambodian War so it must be true. 

Some bright guy once said: “History does not reveal its alternatives.”  That statement is now revised to: “History does not reveal its alternatives, except to lying pompous royal douche bags like John Kerry.”  (That IS the new tone.  Don’t ask me what I really think of that walking talking POS.)

Kerry’s remark is also a slap in the face to America’s fightingmen.  Had Kerry said: “Given the preference of today’s wannabe generals to lick King SFB’s azz to fighting and winning America’s wars and battles, there’s no doubt that a residual force would have made no difference what-so-ever.”  Yeah, I could believe that.

If history is any guide, I’d put my money on a 10,000 man American stay behind force with American air power in support under General Mattis propping up the Iraqis against any and all comers in the region.  The only time we lose a fight is when politicians in Caligula D.C. want us to.  In that regard American wars are as “fixed” as most Jai Lia matches.  We used to call it treason when a politician publicly announced a war was lost while soldiers were in the field fighting that war.  Now we say, “Oh, that’s just crazy old Harry the Roach.”

Homophobia OK with King SFB as long as you have oil

While Honduras and Guatemala advertize for and then flood our country with illegal alien “children” with not so much as a “Hey knock it off,” from King SFB or the criminal enterprise that is his administration, SFB has lowered the boom on Uganda.  Uganda’s crime is not being a homosexual friendly country.  So, because they don’t have any oil, the SFB administration is imposing sanctions on Uganda for its anti-homosexual laws – which to be sure are draconian.

As draconian as Uganda’s laws are, they don’t include stoning of homosexuals as in the peace loving Muslims countries that escape such sanctions because they produce oil and, because they insist on killing Christians so are a protected class in SFB’s world.

No, I will not get started on left Lib hypocrisy again today except to say:  There are not enough electrons in all of AlGore’s Interweb device to even scratch the surface of just the left Lib’s blatant hypocrisy.  Subtle hypocrisy such as this will have to wait a millennium until AlGore Jr. invents the intergalactic interstellar interweb – the address on Jr.’s system will be http://iii.dopehypocrisy (note: this is the largest file on record in the entire universe) 

Then there’s this.  Mexican soccer fans evidently taunt the opposing team’s goalie with homosexual slurs.  The Mexican soccer coach defended the practice saying, “…it’s just a ‘folksy’ part of the game, and is not being used in discriminatory fashion.”  No word yet weather the Dopes are considering sanctions on Mexico for the homosexual slurs.  I wonder what would happen if Redskins owner Dan Snyder used the Mexican coach’s explanation for his team’s name. 

While we’re on the subject of homosexuals

A while back TX Governor Rick Perry compared being homosexual to being an alcoholic.  Since Lex compared homosexuality to being fat a further while back, I thought Perry was channeling Lex. 

Perry has since thought better of comments and walked them back by saying he “stepped right in it” with his alcohol comment.  Perry didn’t explain what “it” was.  The truth?  A pile of Gay Gestapo excrement?  A pile of his own excrement?  What?

Unless the “it” is the truth, Lex does not believe he “stepped right in it.”  First off, as an occasional viewer of Three’s Company and Will and Grace, I think I’m as qualified as anyone to opine on homosexual issues.

Now I take you to the critically acclaimed movie The Legend of Bagger Vance.  Bagger mysteriously appears in the life of once promising golfer Rannulph Junuh.  Junuh is experiencing a severe case PTSD after earning the Medal of Honor during WWI.  So, using golf, Bagger’s mission is to get Junuh through his demons.  At one point when Junuh has a hopeless shot Bagger tells Junuh: (Paraphrasing here, like everything else on this page, don’t hold me to accuracy.)  “Everyone has his demons Junuh.  Some of ‘em is even bigger than yours.  They just work through ‘em.  That’s what you need to do now.  Work through it.”  He’s talking about Junuh’s PTSD not the impossible golf shot.  Junuh works through both and wins the match even though he takes a one shot penalty that he calls on himself in the process. 

I give the movie 3 ½ stars out of 3.  Huh?  How the hell can it have 3 ½ if there are only 3 to give?  Well, it’s my page I can do whatever I want.  Most movie critics use a 5 star system.  Since there is so little that Hollywood turns out that’s even worth 2, that’s a terrible waste of stars or a severe case of star inflation.   So I use 3 stars.  If something is actually watchable, it gets bonus stars.

But back to the point, is homosexuality a demon?  I know the Gay Gestapo would have me drawn and quartered for such a remark.  Could we at least agree that pedophilia is a demon?  We all have our demons some are worse than others.  Just because it’s a sexual preference or you “love” it, shouldn’t make it right.

Computer is crashing slowly.  I’d better go.