Biden and Starbucks

Joe Biden proves why he is a dolt - again

Not surprisingly, crazy and ever so slow Uncle Joe Biden has – again - gotten it totally backwards.  Dimwitted slowest of all Joes – Biden – recently proclaimed that Republicans don’t want black folks voting.

That’s weird because I could have sworn that it has been the Demo-Dopes telling us that black folks are too dumb or too lazy to get a free government ID.  I could have sworn it has been the Demo-Dopes for my entire adult life telling me that black folks are too dumb or too lazy to make it in America without affirmative action.  I could have sworn it has been the Demo-Dopes telling me forever that black folks are too dumb or too lazy to feed themselves, house themselves, get into college or even get a cell phone without government assistance.

Then when any black has the good sense to tell the Demo-Dopes to f*ck off, who labels them an Uncle Tom?  The Demo-Dopes.  The Dopes are the only ones trying to stop blacks from voting, but only the black who reject life on the Dope plantation.

Left on left crime – Starbucks Vs. the woke

Starbucks apparently called the cops on a couple of loiterers who refused to buy anything while taking up space and demanding to use the store’s facilities.  As guy who absolutely refuses to stop to use a business’s facilities without making a considerable purchase, I say, good for Starbucks.  When young Lex asked we had to buy something for using the bathroom, I told him, “The man cannot make a living running a public bathroom.”

It reminds of being run off with a few other kids from in front of the small town pharmacy.  And if you think they ran us off from in front of the store fast, you should have seen how quickly we got bounced if we actually went into the store for more than a minute without buying something.

The really weird thing is that we never thought it was racist of store owners to move us along.  Had they allowed us to stay, we’d probably have thought that a place that doesn’t run us off is probably a place too crummy for us to hang around anyway. 

There was the laundromat.  It was run by a nice enough guy.  Instead of running us off, he’d come out from the back and say, “Hello fellas.  You wanna see a mechanism?”  Then he’d proceed to bore us to death with explanations of how a certain coin collector, washing machine transmission or dryer motor worked. It was brilliant.  He ran us off by offering to teach us something, and we didn’t even know we were being run off.

That’s what the Starbucks manager should have done.  “Hey fella’s since you’re not doing anything, wanna make a couple of bucks cleaning the bathrooms?”  My guess is that even thought of honest work might have been enough to cause the two to move on.

Instead the cops were called, and as always the ubiquitous cell phone video crops up and all of the hysteria ensues.  I don’t get it.  I’ve been run out of crummier places than a Starbucks without a word.  Had I made a public fuss, my dad would have beat my azz when he got home.  Now people actually go out look for these types of confrontations and get rich behind them.

Except for the fact that it’s Starbucks, it’s total BS.  If you are going to walk into a business find what you’re looking for, buy it and get out making room for the next customer. I’ve always thought that that was the unwritten agreement between business owners, customers and potential customers.

Now because one of its managers made a sound business decision, Starbucks is trouble.  Everything would be fine if the two bums who got kicked out had been white. But the manager should have known that all of this “equal rights” BS people of color keep demanding only goes so far.  They are not so interested in “equal rights” when the cops show up, or the college entrance exams are scored.  In certain cases equal is not enough.  They demand to be more than equal.

If it were any company other than Starbucks I might even consider stopping in for a Cup ‘O Joe this morning.  Starbucks in fight with Black Thugs Matter is just too good.  It’s like watching the viral video of the two alligators mauling each other on the golf course.  It’s like the Nazis and Communists killing each other in WWII.  You just want to get a cup of Joe from Tim Horton’s, sit back and enjoy – forever.

Now Starbucks is closing for a day to conduct “racial bias” training.  YGBSM.  It’s called the “golden rule” nit wits.  It does not take a day.  The training will consist of convincing everyone that they are a racist whether they know it or not.  Worse, if you think you’re NOT a racist, you are probably a bigger racist than the guy who just admits it. 

I absolutely hated this sh*t in the Marine Corps.  Everyone is a racist, sexist azzbag.  So you have to sit and listen to bunch whining scum who couldn’t pour pee out of boot if the direction were written on the heel tell you what a f-up you are. 

If the MC sexual harassment training is any indications, Starbucks will be the home of some of the funniest skits, jokes and lampooning of “racial bias” training ever.  It was always fun to go to the O-Club after such “awareness training” to listen to Frank lampoon the instructor. “Did you see that hog?  She couldn’t blouse her boots with a web belt.  She looked like a blister bag with feet.  The physical fitness test that bitch’s unit is to see if you can run three laps around her fat azz before dark.”  And oh my, if there was any hint of a speech impediment, it could go on for hours.

Idunno, I’m just an evil alt-right white supremacist male dumbazz, but isn’t the name “racial bias training” itself racially bias?  What race are we talking about?  If it isn’t all races then isn’t it bias?

It’ll be interesting to see if the ever virtue signaling Starbucks’ falling all over themselves for bouncing a couple of bums who happened to be black from one of their stores will have any effect on their fellow leftists travelers.  

Apologies never work with that crowd.  You’re better off releasing a statement, “Damn right we kicked those bums out.  They were distracting our baristas from completing your very clear order of a Maxi Venti Grande Goss Choco Moto double cream whipped carrot with a shot of vinegar triple soy 3 Splendas no water double liner no cup expresso latte.”  If they did that they could at least hold on to the pretentious D-bags who order that sh*t.

At a minimum, I think the SJWs need to boot Starbucks from every college campus and town in America.