Wiley E. and his Dope buds are sure they have PDJT this time with another of
their can’t fail schemes. This one involves
lying shyster lawyer Michael Cohen on Acme rocket roller-skates chasing PDJT toward
a fake tunnel painted onto solid rock where PDJT will crash full speed into the
rock, the force of which will trigger an Acme anvil to fall several hundred
feet onto PDJT’s already flattened body.
Brilliant. It cannot fail this time.
Here’s how this ends. PDJT will somehow pass through the fake
tunnel. Michael Cohen and Boob Nifong
Mueller will be flattened by the force of their rocket roller skates propelling
them into solid rock which will trigger the precariously perched anvil to fall
and further flatten them. Then a racing
train will come through the fake tunnel and run over the already twice
flattened BS artists.
The MSM and the usual band of #NEVERTRUMPers
are absolutely giddy with anticipation of finally getting PDJT. Wow.
Here’s what they are hanging their case on: Cohen pleading out for lying about the dates
of a legal business deal that didn’t go through. Phew, devastating. I just don’t know how PDJT will defend
himself and survive the plea deal from a serial liar lying about a deal that
didn’t happen.
People do stupid things then expect everyone to understand and
compensate for their stupidity
There’s an old joke about a black couple who named their Daughter Shithead (Pronounced as Shi-theed). When someone gives their child a name that has to be followed by “pronounced as” those parents screwed up and condemned their child to a life time of mockery.
There’s an old joke about a black couple who named their Daughter Shithead (Pronounced as Shi-theed). When someone gives their child a name that has to be followed by “pronounced as” those parents screwed up and condemned their child to a life time of mockery.
Some woman named her daughter Abcde (here we go,
pronounced as Ab-city). It’s like an art
teacher I once had who named her dog, Dee-O-Gee. Get it? D-O-G. Dog.
Get it? That’s clever. It
probably never caused the dog a problem.
Maybe there’s another student of hers who named her daughter
Kay-I-Dee. Get it? K-I-D. Kid.
Get it?
If the woman wanted her kid to go through life with
a name pronounced Ab-city, why the hell not just spell it that way? Why
Abcde? To be a F**k, plain and
simple. But it doesn’t F-with the
woman. It condemns the woman’s child to
lifetime of BS. It’s not anyone’s fault
in the world that looks at Abcde and cannot come up with the pronunciation Ab-city
any more than someone would look at the word Dog and fail to come up with the pronunciation
Dee-O-Gee.
The big difference is the dog doesn’t give a f**k,
but the child and her mother for some reason are offended when people can’t
figure out their stupid inside joke. You have brought all this BS on yourself
and sadly your daughter. If you are going
to engage in stupid inside jokes don’t be offended when outsiders cannot figure
it out. But for some reason the woman and the daughter get offended when people
look at them with a WTF look about how they are supposed pronounce Abcde.
Then there’s the case of Prince. Prince was tired of the name Prince. So he legally changed his name to a symbol
and became known as “the unpronounceable symbol of the artist formerly known as
Prince”. Shortly thereafter the unpronounceable
symbol of the artist formerly known as Prince changed his name back to Prince. Mission
accomplished - months of hype over nothing.
Hopefully when Abcde becomes of age she’ll go
to the courthouse and clean up her mother’s desperate call for attention.