FL is a distraction for the Dopes to steal a dozen House seats

While the world was watching the FL Senate and Governor’s endless recount, Dopes have manufactured enough post-election votes in more than a dozen house seats to steal those elections. I don’t know if the Dopes actually stole the seats, but color skeptical when 1,000s of vote mysteriously show up after the polls close and in every case favor the Dopes. No one ever finds a trunk load of Republican votes.  Why is that?

The three regular readers of this page know that Lex loves a good conspiracy theory.  Well here’s my theory on this.  The Dopes go to the cadaverous FL Senator Bill Nelson and say, “Look, Bill, we did our best.  We manufactured over 90,000 post-election votes and you’re so worthless you're still down.  The world has descended on our vote manufacturing center in Broward.  Even the queen of corruption, Sleazy Snipes, is not going to be able to drag your dead worthless lying corrupt azz across the finish line.  Here’s what we need you to do. Whine and bitch like a senile old fart at old folks’ home complaining that the oatmeal is too spicy. Just keep saying ‘count every vote’. While you’re bitching and grabbing the headlines, we’ll be able to manufacture enough post-election votes to steal a couple of dozen house seats.”

I think the Dopes messed up. They already had the house. Padding the count is probably of little consequence at this point. But in the naked power grab the Dopes have exposed the depths of their corruption – particularly in Broward. 

This sh*t should only work once. Given that we're dealing with asleep at the wheel Republicans, that isn't a given in this case.  But, when 2020 rolls around Republicans should get their lawyers into these precincts.  

Dopes should have laid low, kept their powder dry and sprung their wave of corruption in 2020 to drag Shrillda the Hutt’s tired azz across the finish line – don't laugh, 3^rd time’s the charm, right.

Now, the real fraud in Broward County starts. The machines will do what the machine do.  The Dopes have manufactured as many votes as they dared before being caught in the white hot spotlight of public scrutiny.  They can’t manufacture anymore votes for the machines to count. 

It’s when the human’s get involved that things get really hinky.  The Dopes are arguing to change FL voting laws after the election. How'd you like to play poker with these azzweasels?  "Sorry your royal flush is beat out by a "straight nothing" on Tuesday nights here at the Dope the house always wins Casino.  

Dopes are corrupt at every level.  They will deploy their "F-the law party first" judges to extend the counting deadlines and widen the scope of “eligible votes” to include everyone and anyone who wants to cast as many ballots as possible. 

The Dope recount cry goes up:  “Count every vote from the unregistered illegal alien felon casting votes in seven precincts to the ballots filled out by election workers 3 days after the election. Every vote, legal or not, must be counted – unless it favors the Republican, in that case it can be thrown in the trash.”

If I were a betting man I’d give even odds that this FL recount ends up at the Supreme Court again. That would be delicious.  Brett Kavanagh casting the deciding vote to bring down a blowhard gasbag who voted against his confirmation.  I think it would also push the unhinged #NEVERTRUMPers over the edge, so it’d be twofer. 

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