Biden, Soptic and Reid birds of a feather

Slowest of all Joes, Joe J-O-B-S is a three letter word Biden gave birth to this fantasy yesterday. When talking about things his dad supposedly said Slow Joe said this:


Every time someone tells you, say, ‘Look, let me tell you what’s important to me, what I value.’ My dad would go, ‘No, no. Don’t tell me what you value. Show me your budget, and I will tell you what you value.’”

Sure he did Joe. Everyone talks like that. Slow Joe should write a book entitled Dreams of things I wish my Father had Said to Promote My Political Career. Of course Slow joe could just lift it from someone else’s father. We know the Slowest One is not above swiping a few words and other stuff.

But who talks like that – “show me your budget and I’ll show you your values”? Why just the other day I was telling a guy that I valued honesty and hard work and his immediate response was: Oh yeah, well how much did you budgeted toward it then? Slow Joe is a bigger liar than Joe Soptic who some how is a bigger liar than Scrawny Harry Reid.

Oh, and while we’re on the Scrawny One, what would Slow Joe’s old man say about America’s most famous pederast, Scrawny Harry Reid, who has been so busy organizing his child porn collection that he hasn’t passed a budget in 1,200 days? Old man Biden would have to say, “Well Scrawny Harry, given that you have no budget for the country, I must conclude that you do not value it or anything else very much.”

And how about your own budget Slowly One? A lousy 2% to charity? Really? Romney matches your meager annual charitable contributions in a single offering on Sunday. We also know that Romney gave his ENTIRE inheritance away to the Mormon Church. What would old man Biden say about that? What would he say about your own cheap @$$ values based on your level of giving, you hypocrite bald headed nit wit? “2% son? What, you just trying to make ends meet on your nearly $400,000 combined annual income? I know I taught you better. You cheep bastard. And stop making up stuff about the things I told you. You just end up looking like an idiot.”