Harry , Cher & Moochy

If Scrawny Harry's right, it's a miracle, but bodes well for Romney as well
Let’s assume that for the first time in his entire miserable life Scrawny Harry Reid stopped looking at kiddy porn long enough to be right about something. Mitt Romney didn’t pay any taxes for a 10 year period. Well that’s the guy I want leading the country. As noted time after time on this page dopes like Reid, Peloser, Dick Turdbin, et al scheme to relive Americans of more and more of their hard earned Yankee dollars. Guys like Romney have to work and maneuver within the labyrinth of complex tax law and traps set up by the dolts in congress to keep their money.


Now if Mitt didn’t pay any taxes for 10 years and isn’t on trial for tax evasion, it can only mean one thing he must have done it all legally. Which means Mitt is a hell lot smarter than Scrawny Harry and the entire battalion of idiots elected to congress. So, way to go Mitt. Show us all how to do it.

The VEEPSTAKES
In a terribly thought provoking Tweet from some ol’ hag named Cher, who apparently was famous for something a hundred years ago, referring to the GOP she let loose:

F&^% THESE OLD WHITE MEN (Comment: she probably did but can’t remember) who couldn’t get laid.

Which brings me to the Romney VP pick, I remain a Rubio fan. At least it’ll cause Cher to have to revise her tweeting to:

F&^^% THESE OLD WHITE MEN AND THE YOUNG HANDSOME AND ARTICULATE HISPANIC MAN RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT who couldn’t get laid except of course for the young Hispanic man.

Oops, I think that’s more than 140 characters.

One thing all Americans can agree on, ANYONE with a pulse will be an improvement over the nit wit currently occupying the VP’s house at the Naval Observatory.

Moochy wants to be paid for ripping us off

Yet more proof Little Barry is totally clueless. He was out stumping for the chief moocher of tax payer dollars who happens also to be his wife with the ample backside. Little Barry whined that he wanted to make sure that when she’s working she makes the same as men. He went on to complain that the chief vacationer on tax payer money doesn’t make a government salary.

First, consistent with the pass through life styles Little Barry & Moochel have enjoyed their entire adult lives, Moochy had a no show job as “vice president of community relations and external affairs” (WTF [Win the Future]) at the University of Chicago Medical Center and was paid several hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. One wonders, how many “external affairs” must one have to “earn” that kind cash?

Next the ol’ bag has taken more lavish vacations in three years than Steve Ricks has taken in a lifetime. The difference is that Ricks pays for his own vacations.  Moochy just drops another IOU chit to China into an already broke US Treasury. I don’t think we ought to be paying any first “lady” a penny. No body voted for her. Frankly, Moochy can hop the next extra heavy jumbo cargo flight back to Chicago and relate to communities and continue with her external affairs at the University of Chicago Medical Center and we’d be money ahead.

No doubt, given the lawlessness of Little Barry and the rest of the assclowns in DC, if he wins in Nov, he’ll “have more flexibility” and name Moochy Czar of arugula and other right eating and exercise. That job will require her to travel the world looking for the very best arugula. So she’ll be on continuous vacation, same as now, only she’ll be drawing a salary as well. Sweet.