Slow Joe gaff a minute Biden is a walking talking punch line. He is the national joke. You don’t even need a set up. Just the mention the name Slow Joe Biden and people start laughing. The old standard to convey stupidity was to call someone “box of rocks.” Now you say, he’s dumber than Slow Joe Biden. That pretty much covers the waterfront of stupidity.
Slow Joe the blunder kid is exactly what the Republicans need to take the focus off their own idiot, Todd Akin. Thanks for stepping up oh Slowest of all Joes. You will be perfect fodder for keynote speaker Chris Christie.
It’ll be like 30 minute comedy routine. Slow Joe is so dumb (AUDIENCE: How dumb is he?) he’s so dumb he thinks the Fortune 500 is a NASCAR race. He’s so dumb he sent a case of Preparation H to an asphalt company. A marble is sharper than Slow Joe. He’s so Slow (AUDIENCE: How slow is he?) he’s so slow it takes him an hour and an half to watch 60 Minutes. Etc. etc.
Like all good comedy, it’s funny because it’s ground partly in truth. In Slowest of all Joe’s case no one but God can truly understand the depths Slow Joe’s stupidity. But hey what he lacks in smarts he makes up for in arrogance and some inexplicable over-confidence in his own mental abilities. That is a dangerous combination for a person one heart beat away from the presidency.
We found the 51st state Oiho
In the 2008 campaign, Little Barry claimed to have visited all 57 states, only two to go. Everyone laughed at what a dope he was and remains. But we found the 51st state a state called O-I-H-O (pronounced Oh-ee-ho). Way to go Little Barry. You’re doing a heck of a job. And notice, it seems they are sweating over at Little Barry’s campaign.
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