Monday morning round up

Dead Ft. Hood soldiers not worth a “shout out”
What is it called when a Islamo-Terror-Fascist guns down more than dozen at Ft. Hood? Yeah, that incident is “workplace violence.”

What is called when a white supremacist kills seven in a Sikh temple? Well that of course is domestic terrorism spawned by Michele Bachmann and islamophobia.

And while Little Barry, our pretend president, pretty much ignored the Ft. Hood shooting victims while giving a “shout out” to people attending the Tribal Nations Conference in TX, he immediately condemned the shootings in the temple on Sunday.

Dirt bag Scrawny Harry Reid
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus called dirty lying scumbag Scrawny Reid a “dirty liar.” That is about as tough as gets on the Republican side. Even Sen. Lindsey Grahamnesty called Reid a “liar.” All right, now we’re getting somewhere. But simply calling Reid a liar or even a dirty liar isn’t enough. There needs to be more modifiers in front of the operative word “liar” as in, deranged and filthy liar; thieving and creepy liar; millionaire d-bag liar; etc.

Oh and while we’re on the lying thieving deranged douche bag, aka Scrawny Harry Reid, the most scrawny one is at it again. He’s looting the treasury…again…for the benefit of his worthless no talent, no load off-spring and the ChiComs. I don’t know which is worse, the Godless ChiComs or the scummy Scrawny Harry Reid clan.

So Harry, have you stopped beating your wife yet?

The Dark Knight Rises
I went and saw the TDKR Saturday. Like all movies these days, the run time was about 30 minutes longer than it needed to be. BUT, it does give a pretty good look at what America will look like if OWS gains control. Here’s a pretty good summary.

Olympics
NBC is a pretty worthless network. It got into trouble recently for being insensitive because it ran a commercial of a monkey doing gymnastics right after a story on the holy cow, YGBSM, knock down, jaw dropping talented Gabby Douglas who, if it makes a difference – which for some reason in this post-racial era still does and in many cases is the ONLY thing that makes a difference - happens to be a black gymnast.

Oh the horror! That’s it. From now on monkeys are racist. No more monkeys. In fact the word monkey – depending on its proximity to the word black in a sentence or pargraph - is now exactly the same as the “N” word. Instead of telling its detractors, “STFU. No network is more in the tank for Little Barry than NBC.” NBC dutifully apologized for its non-racist intentions which makes one wonder if they were in fact racist. It’s sort of like CNN playing “Dumb Girls” as a lead in to a story on Sarah Palin and then saying, “OOOps so sorry. We had no idea.” Yeah, riiiiiight. If you apologize, you must be guilty.

As white male, I demand an apology for the endless series of TV commercials – particularly beer commercials – that make white men look like stupid, shallow, sex crazed, idiots with no clue. We only founded the greatest country in the history of the world. How about a little credit, huh.