Still too much stuff

The dynamic duo
He lies his scrawny @$$ off and she swears to it. That’s the relationship between two Demo-Dope peas from the same lunatic pod, Scrawny Harry sure I made millions while in the senate Reid and the excruciatingly stupid Grand Nan from San Fran Peloser. The most scrawny one gets a call from an imaginary friend, attributes a string of lies about Romney to the imaginary call and Grand Nan swears to Harry’s lies.

Wouldn’t that be sort of like Darth Vader vouching for Darth Sidious? Or even more appropriate, isn’t it like Loyd vouching for Harry in the movie Dumb and Dumber? If I ever get in trouble for saying something criminally stupid, I don’t want Bane from the Dark Knight Rises to show up to vouch for me. I think it’ll only make things worse.

The only thing missing from Grand Nan’s statement was an always affirming and reassuring, “What else did your ‘friend’ say Harry? I forget.”

Starbuck’s appreciation day
Gays are organizing the event slated for tomorrow. I’d make a note to myself to skip Starbuck’s tomorrow but I haven’t been in one since 1999. So I’m sort of like Sly Stallone in his epic motion picture Cobra. Sly breaks up a robbery in a grocery store. The perp tell Sly that Sly can’t shoot him. Sly asks why not. The perp tells Sly we’re in the middle of grocery store (implying all of the shoppers would be put in danger). Sly’s retort, “So. I don’t shop here.”

So Starbuck is perfect. In fact I call on the gay community to hold a Starbuck’s appreciation day everyday.

It also reminds of the gays at The Ohio State University when they declared anyone who wore blue jeans on Thursdays was announcing that they were gay. They were trying to co-opt something already popular and then claim community support for gays because it’s popular.

OK tomorrow, anyone who has breakfast, even a glass of water before noon, supports Lex for president. Idiots.

Voter suppression
Eric the wad Holder claims that asking for an ID is not only a type of voter suppression it’s a racist type of voter suppression. So what to do about it? First the DOJ sues any state that has the temerity to question an illegals right vote in American elections. Then sue Ohio to keep it from allowing military residents a few extra days of early voting.

It’s surreal. It’s is so fouled up you almost think, no it can’t be there has to be a logical explanation. There is. Little Barry and the wad are trying suppress the military vote in a key swing state.

Little Barry’s foreign policy
Victor Davis Hanson hits the 4” spike so hard and so dead square he drives it in a single paragraph:

No one knows what “reset” with Russia was, or is, or will be; it didn’t so much fail as simply got erased. Nor can anyone figure out whether the dissidents in the streets of Tehran in 2009 were noble or to be ignored, or why exactly we belatedly supported the ouster of Mubarak, or what exactly turned Qaddafi from a monstrous oil exporter who had to be appeased to a really monstrous oil exporter who had to be removed, or why we had to reopen our embassy in Damascus as a gesture to the “reformer” Assad, who is now a murderous non-reformer who must go.

Anyone who thinks that Little Barry is anything more than an affirmative action pass through needs to read the whole thing.