Apparently providing food instead of food stamps is insulting to the poor

What’s the purpose of food stamps? 

Well, Lex, it helps poor people buy food.

Why don’t we cut costs by buying in bulk and deliver the food to poor?

Nope.  Can’t do it.

Why?

Well people need to be able to choose?

Okay.  We’ll give them non-perishable canned goods, fruit, vegetables etc. and the rest they send on the EBT card.

Nope.  Can’t do it.

Why?

Well not everyone likes corn.

Okay.  We’ll give them a list they can chose from and box it up and send it to them.

Nope.  Can’t do it.

Why?

Well that will reduce the money the family receives for food.

But we’re giving them food.

The government cannot force what the poor people eat.

Moochell did it with her BS school lunch program. 

That was different.

How?

Well that was the Demo-Dopes forcing the people to eat certain things.

We make Christmas baskets every year with a complete meals for the poor.  They are happy to get them.

Well then they must not be the right kind of poor people.

Whatta you mean “right kind?”

Dope voting poor people.  You are probably from some out of touch church group spreading your so-called Christmas joy to people.  Well what do they do for the rest of the year?

St. Vincent de Paul Society feeds the poor year round.

Well they’re probably not distributing food that meets the government daily minimums.

A perfect reason for the government to supply food boxes that will. Have you driven through town and seen all of the “EBT cards accepted here” signs? Every little convenient store has one these days.  That is the worst possible choice to spend your food dollars.  There are few choices and the price is well above that of grocery store.   

Okay, Lex, it really is not about food. It’s about buying Demo-Dope votes.  We put the food money in the pockets of poor people who trade it for who knows what and they vote Demo-Dope.  Did you ever skip lunch to save the lunch to buy ice cream after school?

Sure.

Same here.  The can save the money or trade the EBT card for more valuable commodities.

But “what about the children?”  There won’t be any food in the house.  If we box it up and send in at least there will be something to eat.

Nope.  Can’t do it.  It’s a trust issue.  They will think the Dopes don’t trust them to buy food with their food stamps.

What the hell difference does it make?  If the handout is for food and money can be saved by giving food instead of money, seems to me - mission accomplished - and you have money left over to buy more food to feed more people.

Nope.  Can’t do it.  It reeks of common sense and efficiency.  If we start that here, it’ll spread to other government agencies where Dopes use taxpayer money to buy votes. Besides, it’s PDJT’s idea.  So it is dead on arrival.   

FLASH!  FLASH! Flash! 

Confirmed: The Empty Suit’s BS portrait a middle final finger to America
Jim Hoft channeled Lex for this piece and except for all of the memes poppig up is about all you need to know about The Empty Suit’s final F-you to America a la his abandoned gas station velvet Elvis art portrait.