We’re all doomed. We are all like Fredo Corleone. We’re dead.
Unlike Fredo, we even know the time of our demise. We’ll be dead in 12
years because we are destroying the Earth. It has to be true because the
brilliant one-time bar tender, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, has told us it is true.
Seriously, if you can no longer trust your local bar tender, who can you trust?
So if we are all going to be dead within 12
years, don’t worry be happy, right? Why
all of the doom and gloom? If we are all
dead men walking shouldn’t we be ticking off the things on our bucket lists and
enjoying what is left of short lives?
“Well, Lex, I think it means if we don’t get
the Green New Deal done, we’re all done.”
Okay then we’re all done, because the Green New Deal ain’t happening in
12 years, 112 years or 1,012 years. It
is undoable. So we’re all dead. So let
the party begin.
Nobody, not even the half-wits like AOC believe
this BS. In 2006 well-known scientist
and deep thinker AlGore gave the planet 10 years to survive. In 1988 well known climatologist Ted Danson said
the oceans would be dead in 10 years. In 2019 the leader of the Demo-Dope
Party, having learned from idiots like AlGore and Danson, upped the doomsday
clock ante from 10 years to 12 years to our certain demise.
All of these people - the most brilliant of the
most brilliant - have one thing in common, they don’t know sh*t about much of
anything. The Dope party has a pension
for putting the dopiest, most ill-informed, most radical people front and
center to argue their fearmongering nonsense on the environment. The Dopes sent out to support this eviroBS
are also always the biggest hypocrites unable/unwilling to take their own advice
on ow to save the planet.
Republicans are fortunate that Dopes insist on
putting the most vacuous among them – Peloser, AOC, Biden, AlGore, the entire
2020 presidential field et al – front and center to make the case for their enviroBS,
the Green New Deal*, infanticide and socialism. It’s a gift that will get PDJT
elected to a second term.
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