Hallelujah Slow Joe's in!

Slow Joe get a shotgun* Biden has opted for a third run at total humiliation rather than fading away into anonymity.  Today the ultra-slow one will launch his third run for president.  He reportedly told close aides, “I just want to show everyone I can get more than 1% of the Dope vote this time around.”

*Note: See what an arrogant boob this guy is when he offers up a total BS idea.  Not just a a shotgun a .12 ga. shotgun.  I don't know why he didn't recommend a 3 1/3 inch shells while he was at it.  Like just about every other subject under the sun, it's clear Slow Joe doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to shotguns. Clueless, creepy, dipsh*t just start to describe this jackass.

Fox is previewing the slower than molasses running in the Yukon during blizzard’s launch video.  The show is long on PDJT bashing.  And that’s Slow Joe’s problem.  Once you get past the gratuitous PDJT bashing, you have offer some policy vision for America’s future.  The current field of Dope candidates are in a death match to see who can out crazy the field.  The crazier the policy proscriptions the more the ignoramus AOC wing of the Dope Party - apparently the only wing that matters these days – cheers and demands even crazier anti-American policies.

Plus, as good as Slow Joe is at changing his position on any issue to whatever policy proscription any particular audience demands, he cannot change his race or get any younger. Slow Joe is an old, old, old white dude.  How is any self-respecting woke lefty Lib lunatic going to be able to square the circle?

My guess is that the Demo-Dope hippsters are going to put a quick end to Slow Joe.  There’s an absolute mountain of material with which to fillet this buffoon.  Someone in the crowded Dope field is going to use it. Plus, Slow Joe is, likely as not, going to be the one to torpedo his own campaign.  He’s an idiot.  He cannot help acting like one.

Slowest of all Joe’s only hope is that the 900 or so Dope candidates are going to so fracture the Dope vote the this POS could actually carry the day.  But sooner or later in the Dope nominating process, the field of crazy losers is going to winnow allowing the crazies to get behind one anti-American candidate.

Run Slow Joe, run.  Hallelujah. I’m going to enjoy watching your own party destroy you.