Slow Joe Biden's chief liability to his campaign is being a dumbazz not a groper

Slow Joe Hands Biden’s public groping of women is the least of his worries as a Dope presidential candidate.  Groping women in plain sight ranks behind his litany of lies, fabrications, plagiarizing and just plain stupidity as liabilities to his still born campaign. The problem with the groping charge for Slow Joe is that there are enough pictures of his boorish behavior to paper over Jerry Jones’s AT&T stadium.  So while it takes 20 minutes to explain why the brain dead Joe Biden is a lying, plagiarizing, just plain stupid gaff machine, the scores of picture convey his creepy nature in an instant.

Here’s a video of just how stupid and arrogant Joe is.  He claims to have a higher IQ than a reporter, supplies a whole list of well-rehearsed lies about just how smart he is then torpedoes the whole shtick by claiming that he skyrocketed to the midway point of his graduating class.  Well – like everything in Slow Joes bio – that’s a lie.

At U of D - the “D” is for Delaware not what Biden’s nature would lead the average observer to conclude that the “D” is for “Dumbazz” – Slow Joe graduated 506^th of 688 graduates.  As a guy who has been at the midpoint of every class I have ever been a part of I happen to know that the midpoint of 688 is somewhere around 344. Slowest of all Joes is well into the bottom 1/3^rd of his class.

“Well Lex, Joe was probably confused, He was talking about his standing in his law class.”  No.  He was an even bigger dumbazz in law school graduating 76^th of 85 graduates.  The 9 people dumbazz Biden graduated ahead of includes the Stooges, Slip Mahoney, Laurel and Hardy, Ebb from Green Acres, and an assortment of the Keystone Cops. When Slow Joe was caught lifting 5 pages of a 15 page Law Review article, Slow Joe claimed it an inadvertent “footnoting error.”  The college used the old “Hey it’s good ol’ Slow Joe.  Let’s give him a pass” that has let this shallow, rude, doof bully his way through public life. 

Being a successful high school athlete was not good enough for Slow Joe.  Cue Bruce Springsteen’s “Glory Days” here.  Slow Joe had to lie about his athletic accomplishments saying he was on U of D’s varsity football squad.  He played on the freshmen team.  There is no record at U of D of liar Biden ever suiting up with the varsity.

Never one to lack self-confidence, POS Biden has run for president twice before getting a whopping 1% of the vote.  So when you poll that well one can understand why he’d want to give it another try.  I’d love to see this dumb as a post POS run again.  I never tire of seeing an arrogant liar exposed and humiliated.

Nothing says “dumbazz” like this “never gets old” video of Slow Joe urging women to buy a double barrel 12 ga shotgun.  There is not a fence post in all of Indiana that couldn’t beat Slow Joe in the best 2 out 3 tick tack toe challenge after spotting him one game and the first two moves in subsequent games.

Slow Joe isn’t a bad candidate because he likes to grope women.  He’s a bad candidate because he’s a raging dumbazz who lies casually and is arrogant and rude to boot.  Get in Joe and watch your beloved Demo-Dope Party destroy you.  It’ll be great.