Monday, April 15, 2019

Send the illegal invaders to Caligula, D.C.

If you don’t already, pretend you have five brothers and a sister.  The sister is an idiot.  Her house is a mess.  Her income, which comes almost entirely through the generosity of her family, is spent primarily on unnecessary items to keep her in comfort – drugs, liquor, cigarettes, etc.  That would not be such a big problem except the sister has three kids who are neglected while sis pampers herself.  All of her kids are uneducated.  Their only talents are breaking things and causing trouble whenever they visit one of their uncles. 

A family meeting among the concerned siblings is called with intent to stage an intervention. At the meeting 4 the brothers are agreed that sis is a mess and her kids are out of control and things need to change or funds should be cut off.  The remaining two brothers think the kids are the heart and soul of family doing the destroying of household valuables other family members just won't do.  The two brothers making excuses for insist insist that others are heartless, cruel bastards and plead for compassion toward sis and her kids.

Soon after the meeting, sis assumes room temperature as a result of a meth over dose. After the funeral, the brothers meet at family court to discuss what should be done with sis’s kids.  The four brothers who thought the kids were were out of control self-centered little monsters insist that the two brothers who advocated for sis and her dysfunctional progenies step up and take the children. 

When faced with the very real possibility of having to actually caring for sis’s uneducated, no talent, unappreciative kids, now realize their bluff is being called.  Now faced with caring for kids whose only contribution to their family will be to drain family resources, the two heretofore virtue signaling brothers quickly backtrack on their assessment of sis’s kids.  Instead of admitting that they were virtue signaling bores the turn on their common sense brothers and tell the court everyone needs to chip in.  The lying windbags claim their other brothers are heartless, cruel bastards because they won’t take sis’s destructo machines into their homes – thereby reliving the virtue signalers of any responsibility for the brats.

That’s sort of the situation PDJT has forced on the virtue signaling sanctuary cities.  These pompous weasels are all for illegals storming our border and invading the country until PDJT proposes dumping them in cities who shot their collective mouths off about wanting the world’s trash piled up in their cities.  PDJT proposes a “You asked for it -  You got it” policy for dealing with the invaders and suddenly the virtue signalers are aghast.  “Why how dare him call our virtue signaling bluff.  That’s not fair.  We just want to look good not actually be good.”  So after advertising for the invaders, when PDJT now arranges to deliver them to the city gates, these “look how much better I am than you” politicians are running for cover and actually trying to turn the tables when they are essentially given what they have been advertising for.

Even if PDJT is unable to place even one of the illegal alien invaders in a sanctuary city, the lefty libs have been exposed for the hypocrites that they are on this issue. Oh my gosh!  A lefty lib who is a hypocrite?  Say it ain’t so! Now whenever it comes up in a presser or debate, all PDJT is going to have to say, “How many illegal alien invaders did your home town volunteer to have relocated there?” 

On second thought, maybe the best plan would be to move all of the illegal alien invaders into Caligula, D.C. Then let the Caligula, D.C. ruling class weasels say there is no crisis on the border while they crap all over the steps of the Capitol where they are trying to hold a press conference extolling the virtues of the illegal invaders.

Chemo resumes today
My reprieve from chemo treatments ends today.  So well just have to wait and see how posting goes over the next few days.

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