My 8th hand information on yesterday's Schi(t)ff show

Okay I didn’t watch but 10 minutes of the Schi(t)ff show yesterday, but I did hear about it from my neighbor’s wife’s brother-in-law’s ex-girlfriend’s cousin who overheard it during a phone call at the next table of the truck stop diner on Rt 37.  So you can take this to the bank.

According to my source the Schi(t)ff Show started with some dude in a bow tie talking about his family’s 60 years of service in the StateDep. Hmm, sounds like the very definition of “deep state” to me.  That’s not something I’d advertise if I was trying to build up my credibility.

Then the other dude started talking.  He was boring so my source went out to get his oil changed and a car wash.  He came back and the dude “was still yammering on.”  When they panned the gallery, they were playing rock, paper, scissors and one guy started and finished War and Peace by the time the old dude was done droning on.

In another piece of the big news, my source said that the bug eyed pencil necked Shifty Adam Schi(t)ff claimed he didn’t know who the blower was. At the same time the Schi(t)ffy one said he was going to do everything possible to protect the identity of the blower. Hmm, how is that mission accomplished if Schi(t)ffy doesn’t know who the blower is? 

So if Reps bring up Eric Ciaramella’s name and Schi(t)ffy brings the hearing to a halt, can we assume Eric is the blower?  And if Schi(t)ffy shuts down the hearing at the mention of Eric’s name can we assume that Schi(t)ffy knows Eric is the blower?  And if Schi(t)ffy shuts down the hearings at the mention of Eric’s name, isn’t Schi(t)ffy the one outing the blower?

So Republicans start reading names, “John Smith, Billy Doe, Stan Wilson, Sammie Jones, Eric Ciaramella…”  Schi(t)ffy erupts “Stop right there!!!  I have to protect the blower’s name!!!  You will immediately cease and desist with the reading of random names particularly the name – Eric Ciaramella.”  

The relly big news is that old guy, who couldn’t say “hello” in less 10,000 words, noted that a staffer of his overheard a phone conversation between PDJT and Ambassador Sonland in a restaurant.  YGBSM?  Whaat?  “My staffer told me that Sonland told him that the president said blah, blah, blah.”  The even more fantastical part is that the staffer said he could her PDJT’s side of the conversation over a cell phone call in a restaurant.  Sure, and that’s when Elis came in riding Bigfoot, right?        

    

Tomorrow the Dopes roll out the big gun – the chick PDJT canned as Ukraine Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch – for simplicity she will be known here as the Divine Ms Y or Ms Y for short short.  Ms Y is upset because PDJT canned her worthless azz from her gig in Ukraine.  Oh the humanity!!

So line of questioning from Reps goes something like this: The Divine Ms Y, in a country of 350 million people do you suppose that you are the only one capable acting as PDJT’s ambassador to the Ukraine?  

Ms Y are you aware that the new Ukrainian president didn’t particularly care for you?

Ms Y are you aware that ambassadors serve at the pleasure of the president and that they can be relieved for any reason or no reason at all?

Ms Y are you a snowflake cry baby leftist intent on subverting PDJT?

Sadly the Schi(t)ffy Schi(t)ff show will continue.

Thank goodness Devall Patrick is getting into the Dope primary
If I had a nickel for every “Draft Devall” bumper sticker and “Devall needs to enter the primary” editorial I’ve seen, I’d have nearly one nickel.   So as losers drop out (Swallwell, Bobby Frankie O’Rourke, et al) new losers get in.

Conspiracy theory – what - 3-19: Shrillda the Hutt is pulling the strings behind the curtain on all of this.  The fat lazy ol’ hag doesn’t want to –can’t - do the work of campaigning for the nomination.  So she is orchestrating a brokered convention where the slob is crowned as the nominee without getting so many as one vote in the primaries.