Rangel, J & the Wad

RANGEL
Former reputable congressman – no scratch that. Former congressman who hadn’t yet been caught for being the scumbag that probably 80% of congressmen are, Charlie, Charles, Chas, Chuck Rangel was censured by the House yesterday. Surprisingly, Rangel is only the 23rd house member ever to be censured. You'd have thought given the charachter of the class, the number of censures would be in the 1,000s. What, the other scumbags through history were shot?


No, not at all. They were ignored by their peers. So in the land of the blind where the one eyed man is king, in the land of sleezbags being censured by your sleezbag friends must be a really big deal.

Rangel gave up the defiant, “I am not a crook,” pose and wept while apologizing. Wept? Wept for joy is more like it. He’s a crook and all he gets for his crooked efforts is a letter from a bunch of other crooks telling him that he’s giving the house crooks a bad name. Not for being a crook, but rather for being a bad crook and getting caught. I’m sure in censure somewhere there is a line, “Geez Charlie, wise up and be more careful. If you don’t know how to hide these things, ask Barney Frank or Chris Dodd.”

The average citizen would be looking at huge fines and possible jail time for the crap that Rangel pulled. All Rangel got was censure. Try that the next time you’re in court. “Sure judge I was going 150 in a school zone. I’ll just take my censure now and be on my way. I gotta hurry. I have to be across town in 10 minutes.”

ROCKHEAD
Protector of rights and freedom Sen Jay Rockhead suggested tearing into little tiny pieces the Constitution that he swore to uphold and defend. Rockhead said he’d like to see the FCC just make MSNBC and Fox News disappear so that they could get their work done.

Really J? What other constitutional rights don’t you like that that you think we ought to get rid of. Guns? Right for the tea Party to assemble to tell you that you are a pampered weak weasel?

And sure J we’ll give up the most popular cable news network - Fox for one whose demographic consists largely of family members and nursing home viewers too weak to push the button on the remote. Sure, as soon as the Indianapolis Colts agree to bench Peyton Manning if the New England Patriots will bench their third string guard; as soon as the Yankees trade Derek Jeeter for the Ft. Wayne Tincaps utility infielder.

Then we find out that J’s wife is an exec for PBS. Wow. Let’s get rid of all the competition so my working wife (It’d be too cool if her name was Wilma or Betty of Flintstone’s fame, but alas it’s Sharon.) can get a raise. After all it’s every parent’s dream for their kids to inherit more than they did.

Yes J is supreme pompous @$$. Trample the rights of the American people, no problem. TSA suspends our 4th Amendment rights when we want to get onto an airplane, why shouldn’t J Rockhead be allowed to just kick whole stations off the air?

But hey there’s hope. Rockhead is the same dope who was sure there were WMD in Iraq before it became politically popular to blame Bush because there weren’t any. J Rockhead, hypocrite, phony, liar, scumbag, free speech denier or to put in words everyone will understand Demo-Dope.

The WAD
Then there’s Eric the light skinned negro wad Holder. Did your kid, who couldn’t hit a baseball when it was sitting on batting tee, ever ask you to throw him a high hard one? That’s what the Wad did with these civil trials. Clearly an affirmative action hire if ever there was one, the Wad would be out of his depth in an 8th grade mock trial of the Three Little Pigs. So what does the Wad decide to do? Surrender the one advantage he has, a secure court room where classified testimony could be reviewed and weighed for a NY court room populated with who knows who.

So some brilliant NY jury decides that the exact same Islamo-Terror-Fascist who they convicted of conspiracy to bomb our African embassy cannot be held responsible for the people killed as a result of the conspiracy.

So if your travelling 150 in a school zone and kill a crossing guard and dozen kids, does this jury just convict you for speeding?  Or will they just censure you?

Charlie Rangel should have asked for a civil trail in NY. They would have organized a parade for him and ordered the government to pay court costs and reimburse Rangel for all the trouble it caused him.