Andrew Gillum a race baiting commie-lite weakling

We have all been told to “stop monkeying around”.  Who knew we were being told to stoop acting like black people?  I swear I thought we were being told to stop acting like animals – monkeys in particular.

When asked about FL’s progress, Republican gubernatorial candidate, Ron DeSantis, said he didn’t want to “monkey it up” by electing a radical leftist governor.  The radical leftist in this case happens to be a black man – Andrew Gillum.

Being a radical leftist, Gillum will never pass up the opportunity to play the race victim card.  He immediately claimed that DeSantis was referring to him as a monkey because he’s black.  So now every time anyone uses the word monkey they are referring to blacks – right?

So when a plumber asks his apprentice to hand him the monkey wrench, the apprentice should go to HR and report the plumber for using a racial slur. 

The easy way out for DeSantis in this mess would have been for him to agree Gillum.  “You’re right Andrew.  Your policy proposals are so stupid and self-serving that only a monkey would go for them and only if you offered him free bananas.  So if you’re a monkey, vote Gillum.”

And that Mr. & Mrs. America is the danger of socialism.  Republicans better take every one of these commie-lite bastards seriously and make sure they get beat – bad.

Here’s the problem.  Socialist will promise anything to everybody using other people’s money to pay for the promises.  It’s all great until they run out of money like Cuba, the Soviet Union, Venezuela etc. etc. etc. 

The problem is that it is appealing to a wide swath of people.  When that swath reaches 45-50% this whole thing called America begins to fall apart.

DeSantis is not so stupid as to make an intentional racial slur at this point in the campaign.  Sure he should have just said “we shouldn’t f*ck this up”” and everything would be cool.        

Pallbearers nearly drop McCain’s body
If I attributed the near drop to the woman in the center of the left hand side, I’d be some kind of Neanderthal.  Clearly the guy at the head end (the heavy end) of the casket was struggling to keep pace. It may not be because there was a woman in the center of that line.  It may just be because she was too short to carry her share of the load.  I guarantee you the weight on that side of the casket was not evenly distributed.  The poor sap at the head end is going to go down in history as the guy who nearly dropped John McCain.  That video will be played at every party the guy shows up to.  The chick will get a ribbon and a promotion.  

The key to these things, as I recall from military funerals, is getting guys about the same height so that they lift together. Shorter guys go at the foot end (lighter end). But what the hell.  If they had dropped him it would have happened in the name of diversity, which the family would be forced to applaud.  Also, it’s no sin to slow down and go with 8 pallbearers for what looked to be a pretty long haul.