Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Fat Jerry moves the ball...for PDJT

Quick, name one new thing that you learned as a result of Fat Jerry’s hearings yesterday.  Play “Final Jeopardy” music in your head.  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  It was like holding an all-day hearing on the sum of 2+2.  Everyone knows the answer before the first witness is called.

So, did anyone watch Fat Jerry’s BS hearing?  I didn’t think so.  I tuned in for a few minutes but quickly flipped over to the “Paint Drying” channel for some unpredictable action. Thank goodness Democrats kept this BS going all day.  It was sort of like the “burning yule log,” or the old “pipes” screensavers you used to see on the computers at work.  They’d catch your attention for second when new but might as well be a picture of the ex-wife after that.  Unless you could see someone sneaking up behind her with an ax, you’d just walk past after the first look.

It’s awesome that when the entire thing was done, channels could sum the whole thing up in two 15 second sound bites that were of Republican Reps. Louie Gomert and Matt Gaetz arguing with Fat Jerry over the process while Fat Jerry pounded his gavel into splinters.

Then somewhere in the middle of Fat Jerry’s BS hearings the IG report on FISA abuses was released.  According to Demo-Dopes, the IG report cleared the FBI and DOJ of wrong doing and proved that while there were some errors made, there was no political bias.

Okay, according to the report there were 50,000 “mistakes made” by agents who shared the most vial text messages against PDJT, have written books pillaring PDJT and have been hired by PMSNBC and CNN to trash PPDJT. Every one of the 50,000 mistakes made were mistakes that put PDJT in the worst light possible.  Seems to me mistakes, like bad calls in a football game, tend to even out – unless the refs are on the take. So the one-sided mistakes prove the bias.

I can tell you this, everyone in the top echelon of the corrupt as hell, worthless, biased once great FBI from Chris I see no evil Wray on down to his driver at the Hoover Building needs to have their worthless azzes kicked to the curb after PDJT’s 2020 re-election.  Bring in the head of the Springfield Office sight unseen to run the FBI.  You could not do any worse.

China
Anyone else tired of the markets rallying on the news that “phase one of a China deal are close” only to have markets sink on the news that “China is demanding tariffs be lifted before a phase one deal can be inked.”  PDJT should announce today that tariffs on China are going up another 5% and will remain until after the 2020 election unless Xi comes to the White House shovels the walks, does the dishes and a waxes the floors.  Otherwise. We’re done with this BS.  F**K you very much.

Grand Nan From San Fran Peloser Catholic baby murderer
Nan is praying for PDJT?  No.  She’s not.  She’s trying to ruin his life over a fraud.  Invoking religion to convince people that she is not filled with hate for PDJT is total BS.  Her saying that she prays for PDJT after all the BS she has dumped on him is like Lex saying, “Ugly as a wrinkled elephant’s azz, dumb as a fence post, mean as a wounded badger, sincere as a 20s flimflam man, honest as a life-long Caligula, D.C. ruling class azzwipe, Nan is a walking, talking, lying, thieving, sh*t eating scumbag…but I pray for this loathsome oxygen thief every day.  Does anyone really believe that?  The praying part - I mean.  The rest, of course, is as true as saying "the sun rises in the east."

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