Friday, February 01, 2013

Free fire Friday

We’re from the gubument. We’re here to help.
If you’d like to get a sense of just how incompetent the government really is, read this article about an ATF sting operation in Milwaukee. A missing fully automatic M4, $15K in unpaid bills and damage to a front store, $35k of lost merchandize at that front store are just the beginning of what seems is an endless list of foul-ups by gubument agents. But don’t worry. No doubt the agents are being promoted and put in charge of security in Benghazi. This is typical gubument work performed by the same type of gubument screw ups now in charge of your health care.

Ol’ Box-O-Rocks
Long time readers might recall that Lex’s pet name Chucky Hagle was “Box-O-Rocks.” Lex first called Chucky box-o-rocks after Hagle said the “American people were afraid” after 9-11. The only thing real Americans fear is running out of ammo in a gun fight with a tyrannical government. Taking it one step further, on more than one occasion Lex referred to Hagle as the dumbest man in Washington D.C.

Anyone who saw even a smattering of ol’ box-o-rocks’ testimony must now agree, he’s an idiot totally unqualified to walk the neighbor’s dog let alone run the largest most capable department in the world. In short, he’s a perfect fit for Sec Def in this administration of anti-American lame brains.

The Harbowl
I’m rooting for the team that doesn’t have anyone convicted of obstruction in a double homicide investigation on the roster.

I’m rooting for the team that has standards high enough not employ anyone convicted of obstruction in a double homicide.

I’m rooting for the team that doesn’t have to provide special head gear for star players because they used banned antler extract to get back in the game.

By the way, where is the photoshop of Ray Lewis with deer antlers growing out his head and bloody knife in his hand?

I’m rooting for the team that didn’t have a money grubbing owner that crapped all over a city that supported his franchise for nearly 50 years when he moved it to Baltimore.

I am a little brother. We stick together. I’m rooting little Harbaugh, Jim of the 49ers.

Prediction: 49ers 34-17



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