Wednesday, December 27, 2017

And Lex's Man of the Year is...

If the “me too” crowd is indeed the “person of the year,” as Time Magazine proclaims, this is what the cover should look like.

Barring that, Lex’s man of the year, for three minutes anyway, was Steelers player Alehandro Villanueva.  You may recall Villanueva bucked his protesting Steeler teammates and came out of the tunnel to stand for the National Anthem. But then Villanueva backtracked and apologized to his BS teammates for doing the right thing.

Too bad.  You could have been somebody. For three minutes you were.  Then you slunk back to the safety of the crowd.

So the award goes to Connor Brewer ofMilikin University who stood alone for the Anthem and did not apologize for it.  Way to go Connor. You da’ man.

PDJT is the easy low-hanging fruit for Man of the Year.  Nobody came close for dominating the daily news cycle.  No one came close for the sheer disability and mental anguish he caused in all of the right people. In that regard, 2017 was great year. 

Why 2017 was great year?  Well, Jorge Ramos and all like-minded #NEVERTRUMPERS are having the worst times of their lives.  That sort of makes the rather long list of PDJT’s idiosyncrasies all worthwhile.

See ya next year! Happy New Year to all.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

If everything is racism, nothing is racism

Pampered Caligula, D.C. azzwipe and total POS Sheila Jackson Lee snatched a woman’s first class seat on a recent United flight forcing the woman to the back of the plane.

After the woman complained to the crew and airline Jackson Lee issued a statement: "I asked for nothing exceptional or out of the ordinary and received nothing exceptional or out of the ordinary."  Well I think that’s the problem.  None of this is exceptional or out of the ordinary.  It’s just business as usual.

Because she’s a creepy ignorant race baiting blockhead, Jackson-Lee pulled the Dopes favorite weapon – the race card.  They use it like a millennial use their wireless telephonic devices. Yeah, sure, let’s go with that, Sheila.  The woman who steals another woman’s seat has to be the victim, because after all the thief - Jackson-Lee - is black.  Being black is not a handicap – it’s a ticket to privilege.  The FBI should log this crime as black on white theft.

Jackson-Lee is handicapped though.  She so stupid – HOW STUPID IS SHE – she’s so stupid she couldn’t spell cat if you spotted her the C and the A.  She’s so stupid when asked to complete the following phrase: “land of the free and the home of the _____.”  She said, “Ah, I got nothing. Whopper?”

Sheila, you stupid idiot, and you’re not a stupid idiot because you’re black, you’re a stupid idiot because you’re a stupid idiot, the woman is not upset because you’re black - azzwipe.  She’s upset because a pampered arrogant POS privileged Caligula D.C. ruling class douche bag took her seat.

I think that United is on very shaky ground here, because if the Roy Moore thing taught us anything, it taught us that you have to believe the woman making the allegation. 
That being the case, you'r a thief, Sheila.  

Profile this: Detroit Christmas toy giveaway turns wild brawl

Friday, December 22, 2017

UN exposed again as BS organization

Yesterday the UN did what the UN does.  It climbed atop its high horse and made a big deal of condemning America and Israel.  Like the UN “peacekeepers” in Africa who, when they were not raping the women, stood around and watched the genocide, the UN's non-binding action was worse than useless, it exposed the UN for the BS organization that is.

PDJT and UN Ambassador Nicki Haley told the UN as much.  They basically told the entire UN to eff off.  We’ll do what we want.  Eff you bunch of chicken $h!t azzwipes.  Try to stop us. One at time or all at once, it make no difference.  We’ll kick all y all’s azzes militarily, economically and anything else that matters.  No, hell no, soccer don’t matter.

I might reconsider calling the cops on my neighbor for loud music at night if when they show up they are sure to notice the 200 grow lamps blazing in my backyard over my marijuana crop.  Any time the UN condemns anyone – save Satan I suppose – they only shine a light on what a totally corrupt BS organization they are.  The Golden Rule at UN should be, Just Shut the F*uck Up.  Anytime anyone at the UN opens their mouth about anything it just focuses the light back on what a totally BS corrupt organization they are.  They can’t even condemn genocide, because their “peacekeepers” participated in it.  So they just need to STFU.

I suspect that PDJT will find some way to make the UN pay some small price for their BS.  It’s probably not in our best interest to withhold aid payments to allies, but I see no downside in sweating UN by withholding payments to and withdrawing from many of the UN’s dodgy activities, like "human rights event" while North Korea sit on the commission and anything that cites “climate change.”

I’d order the entire bunch out of the country in 60 days.  Then I’d put a tent over the building and spend the next 6 months fumigating it, then strip it, then two coats of Bins primer, then two coats of paint just to begin to get the stench out.  Move the UN to Venezuela, Berlinistan, Londinistan, Riyadh, I don’t care just get it the hell out of here.     

Ahh, Lex it’s Christmas time.  Lighten up.  CHRISTMAS!!??  What? YGBSM!!  How’d this happen again?  Christmas, already?  Why is it every year no one tells when Christmas is?  I need to go shopping.  Okay, I’ll lighten up.  Note to UN:  just get it out of here.  Better?

Merry Christmas to all!!

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Dope logic: Don't lower my taxes if my neighbor's taxes will go down as well. I hate that SOB.

WARNING:  Lex is not an economist.  I maxed out my economics education at Econ 101 at The OSU – and didn’t do all that well in that primmer. That said my understanding is that there is NOT a limited supply of money available in an economy.  It’s not like the Monopoly board game.  The game comes with a set supply of money and that all there is.

That being the case, the players in a real economy are trading the same dollars.  Because the money supply is not a permanent set, I do not get all upset when a rich guy makes money selling dirty jeans for $800 a pair.  If I don’t buy a pair, I’ve contributed nothing to the rich guy’s success. 

That’s also why taxes are so infuriating.  The government confiscates your money whether you want to participate or not. That’s also why the value added tax is so intriguing.  You participate in paying taxes only when and to the degree that chose to participate in the economy.    

Chuckles the weeping clown Schumer says that Republicans will rue the day they passed “tax cuts for the rich.”  If early returns are any indication, Chuckles and the Dopes (Sung to the tune of Benny and the Jets) are going to be left high and dry when the economy, already doing well, really begins to take off.

In 2018, when the economy is roaring, every Republican can remind voters that not one Dope supported giving middleclass Joe a tax break because doing so would put an extra dollar in the Griffin’s and AF Bro’s pocket as well.

I do not see the Dope position that punishes Lex in order to punish his neighbor as a winning argument for the Dopes. Here how that argument goes: “Yeah, sure we screwed you, but in the process we also screwed your neighbor who is better off than you and much more able to survive the screw job we administered to both of you.  So yeah, you’re screwed, but so is your rich neighbor.  So, you’re welcome.”

How is that a better argument than, “As a result of tax reform, everyone is going to have more money.”

The tax bill seems to already be working for the little guys like Lex.  Several companies, AT&T, Wells Fargo, FedEX, Comcast, Boeing etc. have already announced pay raises, bonuses and capital investments due to the passage of the tax bill. If that happened on day one, where will we be in 6 months?

But wait there’s more.  If you pass tax reform now, we’ll throw in a repeal of the Robertscare mandate.  But wait there’s even more.  Act immediately and we’ll open ANWR for energy exploration.  Both of these acts will have their own simulative affect. 

Next year Dopes are sure to support an infrastructure bill that will pour hundreds of billions more dollars into the economy.  Is there anyway the economy does not reach 4% growth?  And guess what Chuckles.  When the economy grows, so does the tax base and – sadly- tax revenues.  But don’t expect the Caligula, D.C. uin-party ruling class azzclowns to do anything responsible – like pay down the debt - with the windfall.  

So we have tax reform, ISIS is on the run, we’re energy exporters, the economy is roaring, the markets are on, what, the 100th record day, the wall is coming, Jerusalem is the Capital Of Israel, The Empty Suit’s regulations are falling like Shrillda the Hutt’s popularity, Gorsuch sits on the Supreme Court, #NEVERTRUMPERS are wiping the egg off their faces…again, Dopes and the Left in general remain in fit of perpetual rage etc.

Dare I say it?  I think we’re winning too much.  But I'm not an economist. 

Meanwhile, Special needs Council the crooked and incompetent Boob Muller continues his yearlong search for his office while his BS team of partisans looks under every rock for something. What?  They don’t know.  But they will recognize it when they see it.

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Quick takes

Net Neutrality
The Interweb continues to hang by thread after the FCC shredded Net Neutrality.  Take advantage of it while you can.  The whole thing is coming down any second. 

It takes stupid corrupt people a long time to do anything
Special needs Council Boob Muller is obviously as incompetent as he is crooked.  After hiring every Caligula, D.C. azzbag lawyer who maxed out their political contributions to the Dope Party and Shrillda the Hutt and could produce a minimum of 10,000 e-mails hailing the Hutt and/or disparaging PDJT, Boob is going to run his BS witch hunt well into 2018. Hmm what happens in Nov of 2018?  Oh yeah, the mid-term election.  Very convenient Boob.

Finally, a Marine infantry drill that you might actually enjoy seeing women participate in
Okay given today’s over sensitivity to anything that can, in any way possible, be construed to be sex harassment that headline is tasteless and over the line.  It’s also a jr hi grab at the low hanging comedy fruit, which is what we do here.  Wait. We?  Lex, what “we”?  Okay, it’s what
I do here.  Were it not for jr hi humor there’d be no humor.

Take a look at the Mirror’s headline.  They call the drill “bizarre.”  To them it probably is.  To anyone with an understanding of esprit, camaraderie, brotherhood or combat readiness, it probably doesn’t appear that bizarre at all.  To the snooty too good for anyone who thinks rucking up, moving out and drawing fire, self-sacrifice and laying one’s life down for his buddy are noble endeavors, it’s probably bizarre beyond their simpleminded comprehension.

But seriously, totally offensive headline aside, where are the women?

They may all be tied up* at the re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-remake of Ocean’s ?? movies
Women are taking take over the criminal scam movie theme, Ocean's.  Very origial, girls.  You’ve come a long way baby.  What Ocean’s are we up to now 13? 113?  What’s next an all babe re-make of the Longest Yard?  Mmmmm, a women’s prison movie. 

That’s right folks the women are taking over the Ocean’s franchise made famous by Frank Sinatra and the boys.  My guess is that it’ll be about as popular as the all female take-over of the Ghost Busters movie theme.  The only busts in that movie were at the box office.  Okay that wasn’t the only “busts” in that particular movie but I wanted to avoided the jr hi double entendre on the word busts – an all female cast - busts - get it?  But I completely avoided that crass, way too easy grab at low humor.  Completely. 

NOTE*:  "Tied up" is another double entendre I completely avoided.

But the movie does have Sandra Bullock.  If she can’t pull it off, no woman can.

Prediction:  If the movie manages to gross half of what any of the other Ocean’s movies grossed, it’ll be declared the best Ocean’s movie ever.    

Demo-Dopes on taxes
Chuckles the weeping clown Schumer is full of $h!t.  But we already know that.  Chuckles whined that all of the tax cuts are going to the rich.  I’m middle class.  How do I know I’m middle class?  Well I’m not rich, and I’m certainly not poor.  So I must be middle class – right? 

Anyhow, a doubling of the standard deduction along with a lower tax rate for my income bracket has to mean I’m going to pay less – right?

Besides, if my rate goes down, I really don't give a flying crap if a rich guys rate goes down as well.  After all, they pay most of the taxes.

I believe this tax thing is going to work out just fine.  How do I know?  Well Chuckles the clown is warning the Republicans that passing the bill will mean the end of the Republican Party.  If the Dopes were doing something that I was certain would destroy them, the last thing I’d do is warn them to stop.

I think the truth is that the Dopes know the economy is set to erupt 2018. 

Lex’s list of Dope support for bill in the post under was 100% correct.  Here's the list:

I do not know why anyone would insist that Dopes like Joe Manchin are in any way Dope moderates. They talk moderate then vote as if they were nothing more than a Chuckles the clown sock puppet. Moderate my oversize butt.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

These days no news truly is good news

What happened to ISIS?  Nobody knows, so it must mean good news.  Were it bad news, it would have led every news story for the last year. 

It confirms the old adage: No news is good news.  If the MSM Dope azz lickers are ignoring it, you can be sure something good is happening under PDJT.

Remember when the MSM was leading every story about Iraq with the daily American body count and the total count shown on a “bug” in the corner of the screen?  It was as if they were running a nation-wide pool or something. They seemed to delight in the rising count and used to endlessly pummel Pres Bush.

Today, as Americans kick the crap out of ISIS, the MSM’s interest in anything warfare has disappeared.  Why?  Well PDJT let the US military drop the hammer on ISIS.  The ISIS 10,000 year world-wide Caliphate is gone. I missed the banner headline on the local fish wrap exclaiming – ISI IN SYRIA & IRAQ DEFEATED ON THE RUN or better yet, playing on PDJT’s famous “I’ll bomb the $h!t out of them” line from the campaign: ISI NOW EXCREMENT FREE!!

So if the MSM missed the azz wippin’ ISIS just took, what else are they missing.  How much news have you heard about the economy from the MSM?  The less you hear the better it is.  I missed the headlines screaming PLUS 3% GDP SINCE PDJT!!! Or PDJT SPURS WORLD-WIDE ECONOMIC BOOM!!


You are not going to hear one word of positive news about PDJT from this MSM.  As proof consider this.  The more crooked the Special needs Council Boob Muller’s is proven to be, the more the MSM insists the noose is tightening around PDJT.

I get it. If the poll here at the compound is accurate, half the country cannot stand PDJT mainly because of his tweets. I love ‘em.  Mrs. Lex hates ‘em.  

Okay fine.  I get it.  But even Mrs. Lex thinks PDJT is doing a pretty good job with regard to killing off ISIS and the booming economy.  Why in the world does the MSM insist on ignoring everything good happening with regard to the demise of ISIS and the return of a robust US economy?  Why isn’t that news?

Well Lex you never really gave The Empty Suit credit for any of the good things that happened on his watch.  Okay, fair enough.  Now, name one.

It turns out that our sail-eared affirmative action pass through dope of a Dope hero not only was running guns to Mexican drug gangs, he was running guns to Hezbollah and allowing them to pollute America with heroine to ensure an Iranian deal that will ensure the Iranians will get nuclear weapons.

The only thing worse than being Roy Moore this morning is being TES.  Everything this little azzwipe tried to do to destroy America is being unwound in spectacular fashion by PDJT.  The latest being the demise of the Robertscare individual mandate. It’ll will be gone soon.

Prediction:  Here’s the list of moderate Dopes who will support the tax bill:

As the Boob Muller investigation is sure to drag on until the 2018 mid-terms, PDJT should lampoon him mercilessly on twitter, citing a the number of day and th amnount money being wasted to ensnar a couple of guys in process crimes.  He should spend every weekend in vulnerable Dope senator’s state beating them over the head with a booming economy and a defeated ISIS. If PDJT doesn’t do it nobody – not the MSM, the Dopes or the Rat establishment Republicans - will.

Monday, December 18, 2017

Lex tackles the riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma - women

First, Special needs Council Boob Muller has swept up all of PDJT’s transition team’s 10,000 or so e-mails.  PDJT’s lawyers are calling foul.  I have no doubt that the e-mails, produced on government computers, are government property.  I do doubt such a broad collection of the transition team’s e-mail is legal.  Does Boob really need the guy’s e-mail who was working on office color coordination?  No.  I don’t think so.

Using Boob logic he can collect up all the e-mails of his homosexual lover who works scrubbing toilets in the DoJ because they are government property.  Seems to me there ought to be some sort law requiring probable cause before creeps like Muller can sweep up a person’s correspondence – government owned or not.  Wait.  There is law, the 4th Amendment.

This is exactly why Shrillda the Hutt broke the law by using her private server and illegally destroying 30,000 e-mails the lion’s share I suspect were government property.  Break the law and walk – if you’re a Dope.  Follow the law and be harassed – if you’re a Republican.

Now onto other stuff I don’t know much about.

I think something diabolical happened in America starting about 40 years ago.  That diabolical scheme was the women’s liberation movement. 

Somehow this movement convinced a rather large percentage of American women that they were just as good as men.  That was a disaster for women, because as any thinking woman or man knows women have always been better than men in the things that count the most.

There’s an old adage about the man-woman relationship particularly with regard to marriage.  It says: A man marries help.  A woman marries more work.  Barring a disability with the woman, that adage is true in just about every relationship that comes to my mind. When you throw in rearing children, the scale tips in way that men can never catch up, even if they wanted to – which they don’t, with the woman’s work load.

The diabolical nature of the women’s movement went further than just dragging women down to men’s level.  It convinced that large percentage of women who bought into it that they actually needed to lower themselves by replacing men in the work force, politics, entertainment etc.

The plan is working marvelously.  Society, contrary to every bit of logic, common sense, and 2,000 years of human experience, has deemed women to be as fit as men for hand-to-hand combat in US infantry units.  You’ve come a long way baby.  But, sadly, it’s been a long downward spiral.

But it gets worse.  The woman that lowers herself to acting like a man is heralded as the new example of true womanhood.  They and they alone are the brave examples of what a woman should strive for. Take over the boardroom!  Lead men into combat! Run for president!  Use the men’s rest rooms!  It seems in the woman’s lib crowd that if a woman is not disrupting a man’s world in some way, she cannot truly be called woman.

But don’t think it cannot get worse yet.  It does.  Not only does the movement demand that only women who lower themselves by acting like men be heralded as feminist, they actually deride the women who won’t take that route.

The women’s movement, like so many Lefty Lib movements, demands perfect lockstep.  So if you’re a feminist who opposes abortion for religious reasons, you’re anti-woman on two counts, religion and supporting life for the unborn.  If you support the feminist movement in the sense that you support equal pay and opportunity for women in the workforce, but you decide to stay home to raise children, you’re a traitor. If you’re a woman that happens to think biology and commonsense rule out women kicking down doors in Fallujah, why you’re no better than the version of Al Franken caught in that now famous groping photo. In short you are either ALL IN or you’re out.

And what is the net result of the ironical move of women acting like men – the same species that they deride and ridicule?  Well more humans than ever are acting like men.  Entire family lines and cultures are dying off as women chose not to interrupt a lucrative career to bear the 3 children that demographics tell us are necessary for a family line and a culture to survive. 

And it’s not just families and the culture literally dying off, what remains of the culture is coarser.  Turn on the TV or pop music or stand outside a school yard and listen to language and content.  It’s pretty much disgusting and the women join right in with the boys.     

Ours is now a culture that heralds women for being single moms.  Not single moms because they are widowed, but rather they heralded for being single moms due to divorce or not being interested in the marrying the father of their children in the first place.  There are also women who get pregnant by the accidents of life and are left to fend for themselves.

Anyway, nothing is more heralded these days in a political or social discussion than the single mom.  That’s alright I suppose, but if anyone were to stop and think to juxtapose the burden of being a single dad against that of being a single mom, I think the scale for sympathy tips heavily in favor of the man. 

Why?  Well it’s because of the point this long post is trying to make, women are better than men in the things that count the most.  If something needs to be broken, built, lifted, shot, fixed, hauled, killed, knocked down, pushed, climbed, beaten, dragged, hoisted, blown up, yelled at, cussed out, derided, humiliated, blocked, tackled, caught, trapped, etc. call a man.

For all of the important stuff, call a woman.

I think the women’s movement is like BIG GOVERNMENT as opposed to no government.  Somewhere in between lies the perfect medium. IMHO the organized women’s movement, led almost exclusively by leftist lunatics, has managed to swing the pendulum well past center.

Can we recover?  Not in my lifetime. None of us like to think of ourselves as average.  Sadly in most every endeavor, 80 plus percent of us are exactly that.  Life and the bell curve tells us so.  There are 10% clearly better than us, and another 10% not up to our own ability.  As coping mechanism I suppose, we tend to think of the other guy as average and that we’re somehow just above or even well-above the average. 

Society is tending to tell males, particularly white Christian males, that they as a group comprise the lower end of the bell curve.  That’s crazy.  But it’s what is happening.

Meanwhile any woman doing anything traditionally done by males is the smartest and best ever simply by virtue of being a woman. 

I’m not saying that there are not outliers at either end of the spectrum.  Of course there are great women who excelled in a man’s world and men who FUBARed it. I’m just saying lugging an 80 pound pack through the dessert on a two week field op in 100 degree heat is not an optimal scenario for the biological set up of the average woman.  To place any woman who can manage the feat on pedestal while lampooning the stay-at-home mom of 3 is societal suicide.

Take Shrillda the Hutt, please, she is the ugly face of feminism in America.  She once quipped that she didn’t stay home and bake cookies.  Can anyone but an idiot dispute that we’d all be better off if she had? 

The death blow for society is that feminist have convinced too many women that doing men’s work is more important than doing women’s work.  Nothing can be further from the truth and more important to debunk for cultural and societal survival.  But is it too late? 

Friday, December 15, 2017

F-ing FBI and Net Neutrality

The FBI is a total BS agency.  That’s a broad brush Lex.  Why do you believe that?  Well, let me amend that. I suppose the BS is mainly piled up in the offices of Caligula, D.C. swamp creatures while actual field agents remain trustworthy to some degree.

Just consider that there is evidence that three well-placed agents, including the deputy director, held a meeting to develop a strategy to overturn an election.  WTF!  Some might call that treason. 

Mr. America - Peter Strzok wrote:
I want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in Andy’s office [Andrew McCabe is the FBI deputy director and married to a Democratic Virginia State Senate candidate] for that there’s no way he gets elected—but I’m afraid we can’t take that risk. It’s like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before you’re 40 …

There’s two ways to look at this.  One is that Trump’s victory is so unlikely it is like dying before you’re 40.  The other is that the “insurance policy” talk is the made up dossier and Russian collusion BS to take PDJT out in the unlikely event he should win.

First off, young people buy insurance for that exact purpose – in case they die before they are 40.  Few people look to buy insurance after the kids are gone and the house is paid off.  Lex’s take: The “insurance policy" is the dossier.  

Next, the Left are experts at justifying just about anything.  Remember when their refrain was, “It’s just about sex.  It doesn’t affect his job”?  That was all good until it was just about sex about a Republican.  Now they are all up in arms.  So it’ll be with the FBI sinking into the Brown Shirt roll of the Demo-Dope Party.  Nothing to see here.  Move along. Move along or we’ll investigate you until you’re dead, which will be very soon, if you don’t move along.

Let me amend my amendment, the FBI is a total untrustworthy BS agency.  I don’t know what it’ll take for AG Sessions to wake the eff up and fire the whole bunch starting with McCabe, Strzok and Page, and open an investigation into the FBI.

FCC shuts down the Interweb, repeals Net Neutrality
This is futile.  Yesterday, the FCC rolled back The Empty Suit’s Net Neutrality (NN) regulations.  That crazy move has probably caused AlGore’s Internet machine to go dark as a result – and if not yet any second, so read fast.

I don’t get the Demo-Dope outrage over this.  The rules have been in place for 2 years.  What did we do before NN?  Did the Internet work back in the dark ages of 2 years ago??  Yes, I believe it did. So what’s the big deal? 

We’ve returned to the status quo ante.  No big deal right?  Well like everything the Dopes push, Interweb access and service has become a right.  You know just like Corvette access is a right. 

I don’t really understand NN except that it involves an onerous government’s intrusion into something that doesn’t need the intrusion.  As I understand it, NN requires the AlGore’s Interweb providers to treat all data the same.  That’s smart because everybody knows that, given the demand, Lex’s free rantings deserves the exact same access to the Interweb as colossus money-maker Netflix.  The fact that Netflix uses so much of the band, according to Lefties, make it an Interweb Borg assimilating all the Interweb band it touches.  The fact that the band usage is offset by the revenue it generates is irrelevant.

We all want free stuff.  Everyone wants to be able to stream different Netflix shows in every room of the house simultaneously and not be charged an extra dime for the privilege.  What happens under those rules is that the Interweb will, like all Lefty Lib schemes, sink to the lowest level where nobody can enjoy anything.

NN supporters believe that Interweb providers should not be able to provide better service to those willing to pay for it.  That’s like thinking that Chevy shouldn’t be allowed to sell the Griffin a Corvette because he can afford it and force the rest of us into a sub-compact just because the sub-compact fits our budget. Everyone gets a Corvette, damn it!!

The Lefty’s reaction to the repeal of NN reminds me of the outrage over banks charging a fee to use an ATM.  Who do Lefties think buys, maintains, services and stocks the cash machines, elves?  But in Lefty Lib world access to an ATM is right and therefore must be free?  In my world $2 is a blessing not to have to drive to a bank branch to get $20.

I don’t know for sure, but I suspect that Interweb speeds and access is the same as ATM access.  If you want to go fast on the Interweb buy the equipment and access that will allow you to do so. If you want it for free, drive to the teller.

Nothing is as expensive as free stuff.  Exhibit 1: Robertscare. Pay for what you want or need*.

NOTE*:  I still reserve the right to bitch when my access fees increase.

Besides the FCC’s move irritates all of the right people.

What we're up against
In a comment on a post several under, Infidel laments the state of America.  Here's what we're up against.  It is not all the Dopes' fault.  Rat establishment Republicans are probably at least as culpable.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Chuck, congress has helped black people so much they're killing them

This is pathetic.  Sir Charles Barkley thinks the payback for him going out and stumping for Doug Jones in AL is for congress to “get off their asses and help black people.” My entire adult life congress has been getting off their asses and trying to buy black votes under the guise of “helping them,” and in the process destroying them. 

But don’t take whiter than white Lex’s word for it.  Ask Jason Riely a black man who wrote an entire book on the subject – Please Stop Helping Us: How Liberals Make it Harder for Blacks to Succeed.

Here’s the cliff notes version from National Review penned by the incomparable Thomas Sowell. 

No one over the age of 40 needs the primer.  We’ve lived it.  For 40 years Demo-Dopes have been using taxpayer money to create a nanny state in the black community in exchange for the black vote.  In the process the Dopes have pretty much destroyed the black family, made it okay to quit school, sell drugs, raise kids out of wedlock and depend on welfare to provide for the black family and have pretty much blamed the whole damn thing – the state of blacks in America - on white racism.

Sadly, for the Dopes it’s mission accomplished.  The black vote in America is more monolithic than the Godless communist vote, the felon vote, the welfare, and the moron vote – all solid Demo-Dope voting blocks.

But Barkley’s comment is more odious than the BS sentiment expressed.  It is like “black lives matter.”  Why black lives exclusive to any other lives?  Thing have slid so far off the tracks to make the common sense observation that all lives matter is now considered racist.  Why is it congress's responsibility to “help black people” rather than crafting legislation that gives everyone the opportunity to succeed?

This is the go-to play in the Demo-Dope playbook – divide people by color, religion, economic status, sexual preference – whatever – just divide. 

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

SHOCKER in Alabama

I don’t know where the truth lies with regard to the allegations about Roy Moore.  I do know the allegations are 40 years old and surfaced 4 weeks before an election.  So, color me skeptical.

I think we can all agree that there was something off about Roy Moore.  But, he wasn’t Dope so we could look past some of his oddities.  

We’re supposed to believe the women.  One of Moore’s accusers admits to changing the inscription in the famous yearbook inscription.  Another says the judge picked her up around the corner from her home but, the location actually turns out to be several blocks away.  Well after 40 years, memories do fade and jumble.  I suppose that’s why there are statutes of limitations in these cases.

40 year old allegations, the entire Demo-Dope Party, 3/4ers of the Republican Party, all of the MSM, Hollywood and the rest of the usual suspects were enough to snatch a sure Republican senate seat and flip it for the Dopes.  Now the #NEVERTRUMPers are blaming the entire AL mess on Steve Bannon. That’s weird.  Bannon was about the only guy out there working to win the seat. 

What happens now?  Does Moore sue the women?  Do the women go away for another 40 years?  Does Gloria Allred get disbarred?  

But we’re supposed to believe the women.  That went out the window with the Duke Lacrosse team.  We’re supposed to believe the women, just like we’re supposed to believe the FBI.  The FBI is now a BS agency.  We’re supposed to believe the women, just like we’re supposed to believe the MSM.  The MSM is total BS.

Now the Demo-Dopes have a template to take out their opponents.  Let me make this as clear as I can, Demo-Dopes, for all of their posturing, don’t give a flip about women past getting them out to vote Dope.  If they did, would they be trashing Sahara Sanders on a daily basis?

Republicans better learn how to counter this BS fast.  The way it’s done is to continually counter with, “Where were you when Teddy the drunk Kennedy was drowning women in his car and Billyboy Billlbo Clinton was raping his way across Arkansas?”  They need to start with Sens Gillibrand and Fauxcohontas Warren today. Republican should also demand to know who used a secret house slush fund to use taxpayer money to pay off their sex harassment victims.

In the long run, I suppose the Republicans dodged a bullet.  Every 2018 Republican candidate would have had to disavow Roy Moore 10,000 times a day.  But they should flip it on the Dopes and demand Dope candidates disavow Billyboy Billbo Clinton.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

The whiners are lining up to oppose tax reform

Vote Roy Moore
The MSM and Caligula, D.C. ruling class uni-party establishment elite a-holes all hate Roy Moore.  I hate the MSM and Caligula, D.C. ruling class uni-party establishment elite a-holes.  Vote for Roy Moore.

Whiners lining up to oppose proposed tax bill
The local fish wrap published a letter to the editor signed by CEOs of several charities whining about the loss of deductibility of charitable contributions in the proposed tax bill. That letter can be found here.  Here's Lex's response:

Re: Charities likely to be hurt by tax bill Dec 10, 2017

Talk about crying before you're bitten.  The signatories of the referenced letter, warning of doom and gloom for charitable giving due to the proposed tax bill, are howling before the pup is even weened.

An alternative to the notion that people will be less likely to make charitable contributions, if the contribution is not tax deductible, is that people will be far more likely to contribute when they have a few extra bucks in their pocket. 

The idea that “95% of Americans will be taxed on their donations to charities” is misleading.  First, the new tax code will not tax charitable donations.  The new code, same as the old code, will tax income. There is no provision for an additional tax on charitable donations.

Under the current code, to deduct a charitable contribution the taxpayer must itemize their deductions.  Only about 30% of Americans take advantage of itemized deductions. So for 70% of Americans the proposed tax law doubles the standard deductions that they rely on when filing their taxes, but changes nothing with regard to charitable donations.

I can tell you this, I no more want my tax dollars going to subsidize a “charitable” donation to such odious organizations as Planned Parenthood or the Southern Poverty Law Center than a committed leftist would want to subsidize my contribution to the NRA (which is NOT eligible for tax deductions under current law but does serve to make the point).

While we’re at it, I don’t care for my tax dollars going to subsidize the taxes in high tax states, all run by Democrats.  Axing the deduction for state and local taxes is the fair way to go.  If Liberals want onerous state taxes, fine, pay ‘em, and enjoy the benefits of the nanny state.  Just leave the rest of us out of it.

The strange case of Keaton Jones
I’m always suspicious when a viral video pops up on the Internet followed by a go fund me page.  What parent puts this stuff on the Internet?  I’d be in the principal’s office finding out who was doing it, and calling their dads with a message, “Knock it off or we settle this with pistols at 20 paces.”  (Too damn old to get beat up these days.  I'd rather just be shot than take a beating.)  

If I came crying to my dad, he probably would have blamed the whole thing on me.  “Suck it up.  Go pick ‘em off one at time.  They won’t be so brave one on one, but don’t come whining to me.”  That was a different age. 

As he used to tell us, “We used give the fat kid the nickname, fatty.  He knew he was fat.  We knew he was fat.  What’s the big deal?”  But these guys suffered through the depression and won WWII.  They probably had more important things to worry about than hurt feelings.  As the old man used to tell us, “If you want sympathy, you’ll find it between $h!t and syphilis in the dictionary.” Like I said, it was a different age.

Monday, December 11, 2017

PDJT is blessed with having d-bags for enemies

After the raft load of inaccurate reporting from the MSM, (Yeah, I know.  What’s new?) some MSM azzbag defended the reporting by saying, “Hey, everyone makes mistakes.”  He obviously thinks we’re all idiots.  These are not “mistakes.”  You know how I know these are not “mistakes”?  Because all the mistakes, every last of one of them, error in one direction, to make PDJT look bad. 

If these were truly mistakes, they’d tend to even out like bad calls in a football game.  From the fake news story about PDJT removing MLK’s bust from the Oval Office a day after his inauguration to the latest PDJT had the keys to WikiLeaks hack of the DNC, every single “mistake” the MSM has made is to make PGJT look bad.   That’s not a mistake. That’s collusion.

Bottom line:  It’s no accident or “mistake” that every single story that turns out to be BS is detrimental to PDJT. 

The good news is that when the MSM puts out fake news and is caught, it’s like the crooked FBI agent running both the Shrillda the Hutt and PDJT investigations being outed as a crooked as hell partisan. It actually taints PDJT’s opponents and redounds to the benefits of their target.

Now the d-bag MSM is rejoicing because the White House Communications Director, Hope Hicks, has been hauled before the Special A-hole, Boob Muller. The MSM is giddy because they believe the investigation is getting closer to the Oval Office and “noose is tightening around PDJT.”  

The alternative to that theory is that the investigation winding up.  I learned from a tv talking head, as the investigation gets closer to the Oval Office, with no proof of collusion, then the investigation is winding up because, there is nowhere for the investigation to go after the White House.

I learned from these infallible wizards who talk on tv, the old investigative technique is to get the low hanging fruit to turn on the higher ups.  The higher the investigation gets up the food chain without results means there is no there there.

Proof the MSM is purposefully crooked
If you can stand it, watch this PMSNBC news clip to the end when Andrea Mitchell offers the on-scene reporter some advice: Just ignore all that’s going on around you.   YGBSM. 

That’s the EXCT opposite of what a reporter is supposed to do. They are supposed to “take in” all that’s going on around them and, report it acurately to those of us who are not there.

Is Andrea Mitchell that stupid?  Probably.  But the real news here is that she’s telling a reporter to ignore things going on around him because it does not comport to the leftist agenda. 

A real reporter might have turned around and asked the guy why he supports Moore.    

Army/Navy Game
Army won the game.  Navy won the battle of the signs.  The Middies trolled the Cadets in grand style as Commie sympathizers*.

NOTE: Who is running the Army’s investigation into 2nd Lt. Rapone?  Obviously Inspector Clouseau is supervising Chief Clancy Wiggum to get to the bottom of Rapone’s commie leanings. 

There are pictures of the d-bag supporting communism while in uniform.  Arrest him Chief Wiggum.  “I dunno Lex.  Anyone that openly pro commie is hiding something.  How do we know that the guy in the picture is not a Rapone doppelganger?  How do we know that the Che t-shirt and the ‘commies will win’ sign are not part of some elaborate ‘opposite day’ at the Military Academy?  How do we know that Rapone doesn’t have a Gadsden Flag t-shirt on under the Che t-shirt?  I tell you Lex this case is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.”  Chief, no it’s not. He’s a commie sympathizer.  Kick him out of the Army and make him repay the taxpayers for the education he received at the Military Academy.

Friday, December 08, 2017

Note to Lindsey Vonn: nobody cares

Tiger Wood’s old girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, says she won’t be skiing for PDJT at the Winter Olympics. Vonn also says she will skip a visit to the White House if invited.  I’m sure PDJT is crushed.

First off Linds, aside from the curling competition*, which is riveting, who cares about the winter Olympics?  Most of the events are governed by gravity or are so subjective, unless a skater falls on her butt, it’s just Dancing with the Stars without the talent and phone in polling.  It’s all crooked as hell.  The only thing people can possibly care less about than the Winter Olympics is what Lindsey Vonn thinks about anything. 

Note:  Curling is the only sport in the world where you can watch the start of play, get up, take a leak and be back to watch the end of the play.  You will sadly miss all of the frantic sweeping in between which is the highlight of the sport.

Note2:  In a second “only”, Curling is only sport where the “action” is actually sped up for the TV replay.

I think Black Thugs Matter should organize a boycott of the Winter Olympics for being too white.  It is.  You’ve got the “Oscar’s so white” movement organized by people of color.  Oscar looks like a disabled LGTQLKJHGF midget version of Samuel L. Jackson compared to the US Winter Olympic Team. The only brothers involved are pushing the 4 man bobsled.  Then in the ultimate insult, after doing all the work, they are made to ride in the back of the sled.

Talk about sex harassment, have you seen the pairs figure skating?  The guy has his hands all over his partner.  How is that NOT sex harassment?  It’s a bad example for American youth to have a guy openly groping a woman and calling it “art.”  It could make for the perfect defense for Al Franken.  I swear I wasn’t groping her.  I was practicing my pairs skating routine.    

Total BS.  Shut it down.  I did e—mail the White House and volunteer to take Vonn’s place on the White House visit.  It would be great if PDJT invited everyday people to stand-in for boycotting athletes. Lex has floated this idea before. If the GS Warriors don’t want to show up, get 50 conservatives to show up in Warrior’s gear to take their place.  It would make a great photo op and be as effective, if not more so, as the recent empty seats photo Op of Chuck and Nancy (Chancy).

Al Franken
The least funny man in the world, Al Franken, said he’d step down from the senate in “a few weeks.”  That’s code for, if Roy Moore wins and is seated, I’m staying.

I have a very low opinion of Al Franken, so he’s perfect material for a senate populated by lying, thieving weasels. He fits right in.  If it weren’t for lying, thieving weasels – who’d be left in the senate?  Fight on Al.  Doggoneit, you belong.

The FBI and Dope prosecutors can all go to hell.  This is total BS.  (There’s a lot of total BS today.) The feds can ruin you, threaten your family, take your house, kick down your door at 4:30 in the morning, keep turning the thumb screws for as long as it takes and spend as much money as they want until you cop a plea to jay walking 10 years ago to make it stop.

Someone needs to send the FBI swells (Comey, Muller, McCabe et al) to jail after using their own tactics to investigate them.  Kick in Srozck’s door at 4:30 am seize all of his assets.  Sweat him for 6 months, bankrupting him with legal fees, then offer the POS plea deal to make it stop.

The feds are doing the exact same thing Dope DAs did in WI.  Someone need to grow a set and make it stop.

The only good news in any of this is that the Dope's Russia collusion gambit is turning back on them.  But as always nothing will be done about any of it.

PDJT should issue a blanket pardon and require that anyone caught up in the witch hunt be made whole out of the DoJ budget for the cost of the harassment by a BS investigation.

Until an investigation into Shrillda the Hutt and her henchhags is opened, Muller can investigate until the moon turn blue, everyone is pardoned.