Monday, December 31, 2012

Man of the year, Hobby Lobby

Lex's Man of the Year:  John Roberts.  In the same fashion Time Magazine named nefarious characters like Hitler, Stalin, a Chinese dictator and OWS protestors “person(s)” of the year, Roberts is named for his own nefarious deeds – 1) saddling America with LBcare  2) His extra constitutional BS re-writing of the law from the bench which will set Supreme Court precedence on its ear for decades.  Way to go Johnny.  You’re going a heck of a job.  For effort, you are the @$$bag of the year.

We will not comply
If you need anything Hobby Lobby sells, I encourage you to buy it there even if it costs a bit more than Wal-Mart. Here’s their web site to do a shelf check and locate a store in your community. Faced with onerous government intrusion that violates their religious conscience, Hobby Lobby has taken up the cry of free America under Littel Barry (now simply LB) – WE WILL NOT COMPLY!

Hobby Lobby has a lot to lose. It is not corporate magnet with a huge board and 1,000s of lawyers. It is a family owned business, and like our founders, they have chosen to lay their fortune on the line in opposition to a tyrannical government.

When we met Trigg Palin – the Palin’s Downs Syndrome youngest son - I wondered if I’d have had the strength to bring that child into the world. It’s easy to say, yeah sure I’d do it when the possibility is not right in front of you. The Palins and everyone else who has chosen life in these instances have signed on for lifetime of duty and a duty that will then be passed to siblings. Whatever else you think of the Palins, you have to admire their courage and conviction to principle and life.

Now, here is another huge “what if” before us. The Green family who owns Hobby Lobby is prepared to lose everything for principle. They have over 500 stores and face a million dollar plus fine EVERY DAY for failing to comply with the whims of HHS Secretary and ex-communicated Catholic Kathleen Sabiluis.

Given that the Green’s have probably spent their entire lives building the business, it’s hard to imagine them just chucking it all over a few dollars for prescription drugs mandated by the government. That is exactly what they are prepared to do.

It seems to me, they could divest themselves by having 500+ “going out of business” sales, selling off the in store stock and other assets and letting the leases lapse on all their stores. They would make another fortune and could live out their lives and their children’s lives and children’s children lives in comfort without confronting the government. They have instead risked everything by telling the government they will not comply. In the process they will, for the time being, continue to provide employment for 13,000 people.

If they come for me, I hope I have the courage of the Greens and Palins. I know I don’t have their grace. If the feds show up at the compound, they will get a long string of expletives hurled at them (ask the census worker) and if I’m able a shovel of horse $h!t in their faces.

ASIDE: I’m now convinced it’s not “if.” It is now just a question of when and for what. This crappy little page, a gun, failure to remove the LB sucks bumper sticker from my truck etc.

So, yeah, we need a Chick-Fil-A moment here. Stop by the Hobby Lobby and buy a model airplane for your kid, a frame or some dried flowers for the bathroom.

Friday, December 28, 2012

After 5 weeks, Little Barry is willing to try to do his J-O-B

Little Barry is acting as if he’s some kind of hero for doing his job. For 5 weeks after the election, Little Barry, now to be known on this page simply as LB, sat on one hand with a thumb firmly planted up his butt, while he picked his nose with the other.

His two henchmen in the congress - Reid and Pelosi - whined and complained about and then lampooned everything Boehner did. Boehner was the only guy in DC who was working to avoid the cliff. For his trouble, Boehner was bashed on all sides.

Now LB acts as if he’s saving the world by cutting his vacation short and spending millions of tax payer dollars we do not have to come back to DC to do a job he should have done before he left. This is so typical of LB’s entire affirmative action pass through life. Mess around, smoke some dope, take a nap, have some lunch, smoke some more dope, shoot some hoops, take a nap, hit the links, then spend 10 minutes doing the job while hitting a fatty and hope some smart guy bails him out or the professor just passes him through…again. LB is hoping Boehner is the smart guy and/or professor in the cliff deal.

Boehner should stay home. Boycott LB’s confab on the cliff. He should say, "Look LB, you're fond of telling everyone you won. Fine you won. Now lead. You have proposed nothing and your excrement smear in the senate hasn't put up a budget in 4 years. I'm done negotiating against myself. Put a plan on the table. Then, from Ohio, I will pull a Reid and Pelosi and just say it's dead on arrival. You know where this entire scenario falls apart? Right when I asked you to lead."

I think these creeps will work something out to avoid the cliff. Whatever it is, it won’t fix the problem, and it’s more likely than not to make it worse. It will create another cliff 4-6 months down the road.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

The two Americas brought to you by Demo-Dopes

Preening jackass and a confused man with two first names - David Gregory - demonstrated why gun laws don’t work when he unwittingly – which describes about 99% of the behavior of preening jackasses - waived about a 30 round AR 15 magazine on his Sunday talker. I’m surprised nobody died. David those are illegal in Washington, D.C. where your little show emanates. How’d you get it? Can you get more? Exactly the point!

I think the feds and city officials ought to give David Gregory a bit of the medicine he’s advocating for the rest of us. Arrest him. Throw him in jail. Fine his worthless @$$ off.

Now if David Gregory were just Dave or Greg the guy who changes your oil, he would get the treatment advocated for above. Instead, because he’s some Demo-Dope lapdog swell at NBC, he’ll get away with breaking gun laws.

Which leads me to two other points, one: Under Little Barry we are devolving into two clear societies. You watch, when Little Barry is done grabbing up the guns, only the rich/powerful and their families will be protected by guns. The rest of us will invest in a bow and arrows, knifes, tazers, baseball bats, etc.

When Little Barrycare is fully implemented, only the rich/powerful and their families will be able to see a doctor when they need/want to. The rest of will be at the end of very long list waiting to die.

Does anyone else find it odd that the party of John Edwards’ “two Americas” is now responsible for drawing the very bright lines that they want to divide us? David Gregory flaunting the law is fine. However, if a white Hispanic uses a legal weapon to shoot a creep who looks like Little Barry’s boy (if he had one) that is trying to crush his skull, well that sort of self-defense cannot be tolerated.

Two: David Gregory illustrates what’s wrong with gun laws. Except when the perp is some otherwise law abiding Midwesterner who reports his weapon to NY City police before entering the Statue of Liberty (I know ironic as hell isn’t it), they are not strictly enforced. As noted below, the feds have all kinds of gun laws that are ignored.

Worse, the feds actually facilitate law breaking. In the Fast and Furious fiasco, the incompetent feds (a set of the whole) are knee deep in the murders of hundreds of Mexican citizens and two US federal officers. Yet David Gregory yawns at that atrocity, because it would make Little Barry look as incompetent as he is. Or, is it because Gregory is a racist and does not care about brown people?

When the feds aren’t actively undermining the laws, they simply are not enforcing them. I think in part it is because bizzaro Libs want the laws to fail so that they can throw up their hands and lament, “We’ve tried everything else. The only ‘common sense’ thing left to do is confiscate guns.”

That is coming Mr. & Mrs. America. Little Barrycare proved the nine dopes in robes can be counted on to facilitate the shredding of very Constitution they were sworn to support and defend.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Cotrol crazy people while allowing us to defend ourselves against them

In one of the most heavily restricted places on earth for guns, Chicago, IL, 7 people were nonetheless gunned down on Christmas Eve. Undeterred by the utter uselessness of his policies, Chicago’s Mayor Rahm Emanuel is calling for more gun control.

This is the communist left’s grand strategy. Continue to tighten the grip on guns with more and more infringements on the 2nd Amendment. Then, when those infringements fail spectacularly, the communist left says, “Look, we have 100s of laws restricting guns. Yet we still have all this carnage caused by guns. It’s clear we cannot legislate safe, responsible and reasonable gun ownership. The only thing left to do to keep the masses safe is a compulsory federal buy back program where all guns must be turned into the government for a fair market value. We’ve tried everything else. This is the common sense thing to do. People, who disagree, are reactionary constitutional nuts who must be reported to Homeland Security to be assigned to an appropriate re-education camp.”

Meanwhile in Communist China, where guns are no doubt tightly controlled, a man drove a car laden with gasoline and firecrackers into a crowd of middle schoolers injuring 23. Mayor Emanuel is looking at the incident as a means to ban firecrackers outright and restrict car fuel ownership.

It seems to this rather simple mind that it’s far easier to control the crazy people of this world than control all the means by which they might carry out their crazy schemes to inflict chaos on the public.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Saving football

Football is one head trauma, suicide or spinal injury away from serious scrutiny that nanny state America will use to ban or change the game into something so sissified it won’t be recognizable. So what to do?

Change the college football season to 10 games with two bye weeks. The season will still last 12 weeks to keep money grubbing colleges and networks happy. This scheme also will allow for extra games for an extended play-off system.

NFL season should be no longer than 12 weeks with two bye weeks.

Playing so many games is crazy. It’s like bending a coat hanger back and forth. The more you fatigue it by bending the weaker it becomes.  The seasons are 12 and 16 games for one reason $.

Next make the game safer by making it more demanding. Odd huh? Only allow 4 substitutions per change of possession. Football is dangerous because it is played by extremely large and fast men. Requiring players to stay on the field longer will change the size of the players. It’s unlikely that there will be many 300+ LBS players if they are required to play both ways. Playing both ways will also slow the game as energy become the premium.  Football is the only one of the major sports that allows whole sale substitutions on nearly ever play. Can you imagine the pace of a baseball game if they brought in a new pitcher for each pitch or even each batter? How about on the fly defensive substitutions after every basket? Hockey does change lines frequently, but players are required to go both ways and their is no guarantees the coach will be able to get players off the ice, so players have to be mindful of the energy they are expending.

In order to prevent defenses from whole sale substitutions on certain downs and distances, teams are now adopting hurry up offenses that do not allow substitutions. That fatigues the defense and causes injury. Limiting substitutions will eliminate the need for the hurry up. Huddling up after every play gives the players a chance to rest, but the play needs to continue a pace so as not to give them full recovery time. 25-30 between plays should be sufficient.

People familiar with rugby and/or Australian Rules football, know that you don’t need to keep adding padding and equipment to protect the players. Both rugby and Australian Rules football are played with a minimum of padding. In fact the less equipment, the more likely a player will be willing to lead with his head. Mike Ditka proposed removing the facemask from the helmet to get players from leading with their head.  Covering the players head to foot gives them a sense of invulnerability.  Making them understand that they are vulnerable would do a lot to end devastating collisions.

Anyway, there you have it a simple way to make the game safer. Take three years to implement it. Gradually increase the number of players who have to go both ways to give the players and coaches time to adjust.

And now that Christmas is all wrapped, the cookies all made, the halls all decked and tree decorated to the nines here’s a reminder.

Merry Christmas!

Friday, December 21, 2012

Silence of the Beast

Why isn’t the Shrilldabeast testifying?  Simple, she wants to be president.  So there cannot be a tape of her saying, “Yeah, we, that means me, really screwed the pooch on this one.”  Just like every picture of the lying dope sack-o-crap Shilldabeast  holding a paper with the screaming headlines “BUSH KNEW” after 9-11 has disappeared from the Internet, there will be no trace of her utter incompetence on Benghazi.  A couple of State Dept. lackies went forward to tell congressional committees how totally F-ed up State is/was in Libya.  Now Shrillda will shrink off back into a hole until 2016 when she'll emerge from her hole 150 lbs lighter with entire new line of pant suits to run for president.  If asked to testify later, the Beast will say, “Well State has already testified, I have nothing further to add.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need another powder.  I've fallen again and can't get up.”

Don't miss Monday when Lex will fix college and pro football just in time for the play offs and bowl seasons.  

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Scatter shots

Slow Joe on gun control and any other serious subject:
Trust me.  I know what I'm doing.

If you’re not really serious about getting something done, put the slowest of all Joes - Slow Joe J-O-B-S is a3 letter word Biden in charge of it. Remember Slow Joe was put in charge of making sure stimulus money wasn’t wasted. Well in Slow Joes warped world dumping BILLIONS of dollars down green rat holes wasn’t a waste, because a good portion of that money came back to Little Barry’s campaign chest.

In all of the discussion about what might be done with regard to more gun control, has any one heard a single mention – even by pro gunners – of the plain language in the 2nd Amendment? Me neither. It seems to me, the constitution ought to be the starting point of discussions not an after thought. Pundits are all talking about getting enough votes to pass something, when all it really takes is five of the nine dopes in robes. After the Supreme Court decision on Little Barrycare, that is a scary thought.

I heard from a friend yesterday, so you know this is reliable, that Antinon Scalia’s judgment on guns defines the right to “keep and bear arms” this way:

With regard to “keep”, if you have a facility to keep the weapon it is a legal weapon

With regard to “bear,” if you can carry the weapon it is a legal weapon.

So, according to Scalia, I would be allowed in public with any weapon I could “bear” or carry. That sounds to me to be a reasonable interpretation.

Now I can hear nearly everyone going crazy. “You can’t be serious! That’s nuts! You can’t have people running around with automatic weapons.” Well, yes you can, but that’s not the point. The point is that the constitution either means something or it doesn’t. If the government can further circumvent the 2nd Amendment without amending it through the amendment process, it has set the pretext for circumventing the first amendment. Oh wait, it already did. It locked up a film maker on trumped up charges and America yawned. Well, it can circumvent the 4th Amendment. Oh, wait it already has. It virtually strip searches us and looks into the personal papers contained in our brief cases at airports. Americans shut up and get in line like sheep at the slaughter. It photographs us at nearly ever intersection in every major or even not so major city in America. Americans go about their business as if the government’s interest in their whereabouts and activities is perfectly normal. They don’t even pause to give the cameras the finger.

Here’s one that may be a bit controversial, as if carrying a machine gun isn’t. Every school principal, and I’m pretty sure vice principal, in young Lex’s life has been a female. I think that’s a huge problem over and above the gun issue, but let’s stay focused…for once. It’s hard to stand up to someone with a gun when you’re unarmed, but I see my old high school principal, Mr. McCann, knocking the crap out of the little turd and putting his cigarette out in the little $h!t’s eye. Truth be known, McCann would have had the kid figured out by the second day of his freshman year. But now we are a kinder and gentler (except when killing 27 fellow citizens) more tolerant society (except for white, Christian, heterosexual, males). In the name of diversity we let all manner of aberrant BS pass. Then we act shocked, shocked I tell you, when a nut like Lanza starts shooting up our schools, movie theaters and political events – all “gun free” zones by the way.

It dawned on me last night that I have more security in my house than most schools. That’s crazy. Now in Lib world, they would demand that I reduce my security so not to be any greater than anyone else’s. I think we should put one gun and someone who knows how to use it in every school so as to reach the same level of minimum security found at the Lex compound.

Since I advocated for this move, it’s hard for me to be unhappy with cry baby John for his million dollar threshold tax proposal. I just would not have started there. I’d have voted on Ryan’s plan, Simpson-Bowles, Little Barry’s non-plan plan then on this measure. I’d have voted every day if necessary. But hey, not bad for Boehner.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

We protect everything but that which is most dear

By some accounts, it took Newtown police nearly 25 minutes to show up at Sandy Hook School. There is the number one reason we have a second amendment that has not one thing to do with hunting. Never rely on someone else for your security.

Given police response time riddle me this, why are there off duty police officers at the exits of every church in Ft. Wayne at noon on Sunday, ahead of most funerals in the city, stationed on bicycles outside every one of Ft. Wayne’s numerous summer festivals at Headwaters Park and screening customers at the entrance of St. Vincent Boy Scouts Hunted Castle, but the only thing between a mad man and our most precious resource is the school secretary and a button that controls the sliding glass door?

In Ft. Wayne, police officers are permitted to drive patrol cars home and for personal use. The logic is that even the sight of an “off duty” patrol car has a deterrent effect.

Well how about as a condition for use of the patrol car, the car and the officer must spend 5 hours a week at a Ft. Wayne school at $20 an hour. Those officers who don’t wish to participate in the program must pay a nominal fee for the use of the city vehicle. Given the number of off duty officers, it seems to me, the city could provide nearly 100% coverage of every school.

It would have to be made clear to the school that the officer’s presence was not to enforce school discipline but rather prevent an incident similar to Newtown, CT.

No doubt the police union would demand quadruple overtime, a free meal, drive time to and from the school be counted against the 5 hour requirement and a 15 minute break every 30 minutes - all of which craven politicians would agree to. Then, after 30 days, the program would be scrapped as inefficient and too costly.

Secretary Frenchy
Rumor has it Cambodian war hero John Francois Kerry has the inside track on Shrilldabeast Clinton’s gig over at State. Good. It’s high time this nation honored a hero from its most forgotten war, the Cambodian conflict of Dec. 1968. That war was single handedly waged by Francois and somehow directed by President elect Nixon a full month before his inauguration. Nixon is long dead. The only one left to honor from the great conflict is Francois.

Watch the confirmation hearings as Republi-Rat senators heap great praise on a disgusting, lying, narcissistic bag of $h!t. Repbuli-Rats need to get one thing from Francois. While running for president, the money grubbing, widowed catsup heiress chasing, d-bag said he’d release his military records. He didn’t. As a condition for their votes, Republicans should demand he keep his promise, albeit a couple of thousand days late.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Too much misinformation

There is so much BS out there this morning about gun control. Here are some random thoughts on things I’ve heard in the last 24 hours.

Here is the basic information. 27 plainly written words that people sworn to support and defend the constitution are bound by:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Now idiots will argue that the “militia” refers to the modern day army. It does not. A militia to this day refers to an army of ordinary citizens.  Even if you cede the point on the meaning of militia to the idiots, there are still those 5 pesky words, “the right of the people.” That can ONLY mean every citizen of the several states.

Keep this in mind. How is a militia “well regulated?” Certainly it needs to be well led and well trained. But the founders also knew that a well armed citizenry would themselves “regulate” any militia that was not. Just knowing that the citizenry is well armed has the affect of “regulating” the militia and nearly everything else.

“Common sense gun control” is a time tested phrase used by people who think it’s only common sense to outlaw all guns. The word “control” is100% at odds with the words “shall not be infringed.” Any control is by design an infringement.

The term “assault rifle” is being thrown around in nearly every conversation about guns. When I got shot in the ass with a BB gun down at the creek as a youngster, I would have classified that BB gun as an assault weapon. If you used 10,000 words you could not accurately describe, classify, and differentiate weapons by function, operation and purpose of use. The term assault rifle is used by people who don’t know much to classify a rifle that has a military appearance to it without any regard as to how the weapon operates.

In their last attempt to limit “assault rifles,” the geniuses in congress classified any gun with a bayonet lug as an assault rifle. Manufactures removed the bayonet lugs and re-named the rifles so as not to be on the list of “banned weapons” and sold as many as would have been sold prior to the “ban.” This is another case of idiots trying to control truly smart people. The idiots always lose.

And here’s a secret that ought to stay a secret. We should thank God that these mass murders are in love with military looking rifles. If they ever wise up and start wading into crowds with a shotgun, we’ll see real carnage. Think about it. A weapon that doesn’t need to be aimed at close range and cuts a wide and indiscriminate path is ideal for these psychopaths whose only mission is to create mayhem and chaos.

“Give me one good reason anyone should have an assault rifle.” This came from a congressman sworn to uphold the Constitution. That’s what we’re up against. I’ll give you one congressman. The Constitution allows it.

“Nobody hunts with an AR-15.” The second Amendment says not one word about hunting. The right to keep and bear arms as addressed in the 2nd Amendment has not one thing to do with hunting. Gun grabbers use hunting as a red herring to distract from the words of the 2nd Amendment. The argument then becomes, what kind of arms are “reasonable” for hunting? People who use this argument are more dangerous than the guy who just comes out and says, “Ban all guns.” At least the guy in the second case is being honest.

Last and this is really important. The constitution is being shredded bit by bit before our eyes by the very people sworn to support and defend it. If the 2nd Amendment no longer applies to a 21st century America, the founders left a way to amend it. All it takes is 66 senators and 38 states and the idiots in congress can do whatever they want. The dip $h!t Boehner and Reids of the world know that bar is way too high. So they look to chip away at it bit by bit, almost unnoticeably. They have a complicit bunch in the Supreme Court who are now happy to re-write laws so that they pass muster rather than sending them back stamped in large red letters, “FAILED. DOES NOT MEET CONSTITUTIONAL MUSTER. HAVE YOU EVER EVEN LOOKED AT THE CONSTITUTION?  DO IT OVER - IDIOTS.”

Monday, December 17, 2012

In the face of evil

Why would a great and good God allow such things to happen?
First, God did not “allow” this to happen. God allowed man a free will. Man set the conditions for the tragedy. When one creepy bastard threatens a law suit, school boards and entire communities cower in fear and then agree to kick God out of school and the public square without so much as a “Hold on there Skippy. If you want to deprive your kid the joy of seeing ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas,’ fine he can sit in the classroom and do his homework, but I’ll be damned if a Godless creep like you is going to ruin it for everyone.” Then the same people who said nothing while silent prayer, the 10 Commandments, Bibles and even the mention of God from a student's commencement address were removed from school bitch at God for not being there when something bad happens.

God was removed from the Dope platform during last summer’s convention and was actually booed when He was returned. Yet, America supported the candidate of that party. I do not believe God’s hand was in what happened last Friday. I do believe that when asked, “God why did you let this happen?  Why weren't You there?” He has the perfect answer, “My child, you did not want me there.”

God did not forsake those children on Friday. He does things in much bigger ways, floods and pestilence. We failed. I do find it ironic that people, who will not stand in His name in public, will condemn Him publicly for not being there when something bad happens.

Before dying on the cross, Jesus himself lamented, “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” Certainly Jesus knew he had not been forsaken. So why the lament? He knew that there would be days like Friday. He knew such storms would shake the beliefs of faithful. But now that the deed is done, what is left but faith?

Last, if you believe in good, you must believe in evil. If you believe in good and evil, you must believe in God. If there is a God for the good of man, there is certainly a devil to represent evil. There is no other way.

Evil triumphed briefly on Friday. Now it’s our turn. We lift the souls of the dead in prayer. We ask God’s grace and mercy to easy the suffering of the survivors.

Protection from the coming gun grab
Bottom line up front, there won’t be any protection.

When Little Barry uses the actions of a mad man - that 30 years of societal psychobabble told us was better off being “mainstreamed” rather than being institutionalized – to snatch guns, don’t expect any help from the Republicans and/or the 9 dope in robes.

You can pretty much expect a full on unconditional Republican surrender after its full on retreat at breakneck speed and before firing a single rhetorical shot. The logic will be the same as Republi-Rat’s retreat and surrender on the fiscal cliff, what can they do? Little Barry won the election.

The nine dopes in robes will be no help either. Little Barrycare, Kelo and campaign finance law informs us that the Supreme Court will rewrite the constitution (aka shred it) to the degree this imperial jackass Americans elected wants.

Debating gun control
I’ll have a conversation with you about gun control if:

You can talk about how a weapon operates rather than about how it looks.

You know the difference between a clip and a magazine.

You ask yourself, “If we can’t round up 11 million illegal aliens currently breaking our law, how are we going to round up 100s of millions of guns from 80 million law abiding gun owning legal citizens protected by the 2nd Amendment?”

You know the term “ballistic fingerprint” is utter BS.

You do not employ body guards or work in an environment where someone provides security for you. If you do, fire them and/or decline protection for you and your family. Then, when you are as safe as I am, we’ll talk.

If you cannot meet these standards (Chuckels Schumer et al), you should let someone who does conduct the negotiations.

Friday, December 14, 2012

More stuff

If you want to see what society will degenerate into if the Supreme Court sides with gay marriage look at the comments section this Breitbart piece on George Takei. Apparently George is some minor character from the Star Trek series and that is all you really need to know.

I clicked on because the Breitbart headline screamed TAKEI: SCALIA GAY MARRIAGE REMARK REPUGNANT. I don’t really care what some half-wit actor thinks about what a truly smart guy says. I just wanted to see what Scalia had said. But there I was faced with a video link from MESSNBC. Enjoying my sanity this morning, I refused to click on. So I scrolled down to the comments section to see if there was a recap of Scalia’s comments. No, but there was quite a robust discussion about…well, get the kids out of the room and then follow the link. In a couple of years, you’ll be hearing this kind of discussion in all the public squares while you stand in line for your free Little Barry phone, food, rent assistance, green car etc.

Colossal idiot Shelia Jackson Lee
On the floor of the house Lee let loose this gem of ignorance:

“And let’s think about moving into 2013, how we make this economy better by looking carefully at how we reform entitlements that are not handouts but they are earned."

Okay, let’s review:
Little Barry phone lady
Little Barry stash money
Welfare reparations

Much like the gay “marriage” issue, it seems to me, we’ve lost the language on this one. If it’s an “entitlement” then people naturally believe they are entitled. We should start calling them “Pay offs to lazy, loud-mouthed, lay about, ignoramuses for votes.”

It is just liberating to call something that which it is.

The fiscal disaster: Brought to you by the very people trying to resolve the fiscal disaster (Calling it what it is again.)
There’s all this talk about Republicans being in a bind in negotiations about the impending downwards slope of the nation (fiscal cliff is old and tired) coming Jan 1. Boehner ought to tell Little Barry he’s done negotiating with himself and start voting. See where the sense of the house actually is and let the American people see it as well.

Republicans only look scared because they are. They shouldn’t be. They were elected to reign in federal spending. If they don’t hold true to that, they will certainly face a Tea Party challenger in two years. Just vote. Vote principle and conviction and let it be.

Does anyone seriously believe that 800 billion in tax revenue over ten years is going to make one iota of difference in a 16 TRILLION dollar debt? The only way out is spending cuts - I’d say 10% across the board - and an end to the concept of zero based budgeting.

If republicans lose the mid-terms it shouldn’t be because they were a party to raising taxes. If they lose, it’ll be because Americans want to go down rapidly in a fiery crash. Republicans should have NOTHING to do with it. The sooner the crash, the sooner we can start to rebuild. The only real question is, will the Constitution survive?

Thursday, December 13, 2012


Right to Work a BFD
Since nit wit union thug Jimmy anyone seen dad Hoffa claimed there would be civil war if MI were to become a right to work state, here’s an apt Civil War analogy Jimmbo.

The union losing MI is like the Confederacy losing Richmond. The loss of Richmond signaled to all concerned that the Civil War was pretty much over. Richmond was not only the political center of the Confederacy, it was an industrial center as well.

MI was the political center of the American organized labor movement.  The analogy kind of falls apart at this point. While the auto industry made MI the epicenter of union organization, ironically, unions long ago destroyed the industrial Mecca that was once MI in general and Detroit in particular. Still if the video evidence is to be believed, union thugs were out to defend MI at all cost.

The loss of MI to right to work status is, as ever slowing Slow Joe J-O-B-S is a 3 letter word Biden might say, a big F-ing deal.

With regard to the violence, who is surprised? If you are surprised, why? Unions have gotten what they want from American employers and workers since their inception by violence.

This is not about the good that unions have done and they have done a lot. It’s about the pendulum swinging way past center to point that unions are so adversarial with business it seems their main objective is to screw business to the point that they have to close their doors. It’s about union slugs drinking and smoking pot on the job and the company not being able to cashier them. It’s about paying slug union thugs to do nothing adding to the cost of whatever product is trying to be sold.  That forces business to look overseas or down south for labor willing to work for a day's wages rather than extorting it.

Unions, like their Lib beneficiaries in politics, have decided that they have a taste for goose, so to satisfy their appetite, they’ve wrung the neck of the goose that laid the golden eggs.

Who is surprised this little waste Americans want to reside at 1600 PA Ave would invite a vile American hating no talent piece of $h!t to entertain at the White House? Were it not for the American soldiers he so despises, right now fat little Psy would be starving his @$$ off while performing as a sex toy for the 125th Mess Kit Repair Regiment of the Red Army of the People’s Republic of Korea.

I was hoping a Marine guard at the White House would get the opportunity to knock the $h!t out of the bastard. It was as great a disappointment that it didn’t happen as the election results.

Rule of five for gay marriage
The Nine Dopes in Robes, aka the Supreme Court, will hear a case on gay marriage. No doubt they will find the founders anticipated this development. They will discover a never heretofore known fact of law in Section 10 of Article 1 that the founders clearly meant to limit the several states from passing any laws contrary to Barney Frank’s sensibilities.

If the court had any sense, which after the Little Barrycare decision, I seriously doubt, they’d make this a state issue. The only reason abortion is as controversial an issue as it is, is that the court forced it on America. Had the state legislators been permitted to legislate abortion and be held accountable to the electorate for their decisions, there would be far less controversy.

If the court decides to go the way of Roe v. Wade it will have the exact same consequences and further divide an already severely fractured nation. So what will they do? Who knows? John Roberts may re-write decades of law to support some hare-brained decision that will in turn be litigated for the next 500 years. The court never seems to settle anything.  They just set the grounds for the next law suit. After all they are all lawyers. Who’s surprised that they act as a perpetual law suit machine for other lawyers?

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Don't just raise taxes, DO SOMETHING DAMN IT!!

Word from everyone from Ann Coulter to Tom Coburn is that raising taxes is inevitable, because “Little Barry won.” After wiping away a stream of tears and blowing his nose, John Boehner offered up $800 billion in additional taxes by closing so called “loopholes.” A loophole is something in the tax code passed by congress that your neighbor uses to avoid paying his fair share. It’s the same as a deduction, which is what you use to reduce your taxable income so that you do not pay more than your fair share.

Taxes may be going up. In fact I’d bet Andy’s favorite tool belt that they will. But they shouldn’t go before one great big huge fight. That’s what is missing on our side, among other things, is someone who is a vocal brass knuckles brawler like Andrew Breitbart.

So here’s what I’d do. First I’d schedual a series of votes in the house on the various plans out there. Hold a vote on Simpson-Bowles, the Ryan Plan and to the extent possible a bill that represents Little Barry’s ghost plan. Find out what there actually is support for within the house. Then in a bit a theater put together a bill that represents a balanced budget for all of the spending the Dopes want and vote on it.

Why is Boehner waiting around for Little Barry and Harry the roach Reid? That’s a dead end if ever there was one. Neither has the leadership capable of leading Rosie O’Donnell to the all you can eat buffet. Vote on the various bills. It’ll get you some news for a day. It’ll force the Dopes to take a side or put a real plan. In the case of the balanced budget bill that pays for all of the dope spending, it’ll demonstrate to Americans what government is REALLY costing them when THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR IT rather than borrow it from China and passing that bill along to their children – or better yet, given the generational nature of today’s free loaders, someone else’s children. Talk about a rude awakening.

Republicans can not just throw up their hands and lament, “Oh well, Little Barry won. I guess that makes him dictator for the next two years.” If that’s the approach on the budget, what will their approach be when immigration reform rolls around? “Oh well, Little Barry won. I guess we’ll have open borders for the next two years.” What is their approach going to be when the Dope begin to advocate the state killing off everyone from the unborn to the aged, from the malformed to the kid who can’t a C average at the public school thereby making his union teacher look bad? “Oh well, Little Barry won. Guess we’ll be a culture of death of the innocent for the next 2 years.”

What we need, more than anything, is one firebrand to plainly tell the truth about Dopes up close and personally. Liars, cheats and creeps pretty much tells the truth about the Dopes and we need someone who will go into the lion’s den on MSNBC and tell the truth loud and in their face. All this nice guy BS is not cutting it. It sugar coats the truth or is said in a manner that the Reps hope people will figure it out for themselves. Guess what GOP, this generation of public schoolers are probably incapable of figuring it out on their own.

Last, how about a rally for the base in DC. If the Rep. politicians won’t rally the base, Beck, Hannity, Ingraham and Rush should. A 10 million man march on Washington DC if you will. We are still roughly half of America. We should stand up and begin acting as if we are. We should hold cry baby Boehner’s feet to the fire and put the Dopes on notice that while they can roll the Repbli-Rats, they can’t roll us.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Friday, December 07, 2012

BITOA: Bourbon is the only answer

In a conversation some time back, a friend told me he though that the election might have been stolen through voter fraud. When he asked me what I thought of his conspiracy theory, I told him, “Hell, I hope it was stolen. I don’t want to believe the country is populated by a majority of people stupid enough to vote for this dope…twice.” The evidence is quickly mounting that America is, in fact, populated by a majority of people stupid enough to vote for the dope we’ve come to know and love as Little Barry.

Take this piece on my beloved Marine Corps (no doubt soon to be Corpse). Marines are now including training on meditation in pre-deployment work ups. Marines are encouraged to sit in silence fixing their attention on a spot on the floor between their feet. It’s soooooo relaxing.

I know exactly how to handle such mumbo jumbo. Our uniform instructor – yeah we had one – at The Basic School gave short shrift to the riding crop. Yeah, riding crops were still an optional uniform item. There was the short stick covered in black patton leather with a wrist loop at one end projected on to the screen in Classroom A. The instructors only comment before moving on was, “Carry one if you need one.” So my advice to my Marines on meditation training would be to attend it if you need it.

If you wanted to sabotage the entire program, you’d report that many Marines are using the “training” to engage in silent prayer during their meditation time. All hell would break loose. There would be investigations out the whazoo. Perpetrators would be tried, found guilty and thrown in the brig before murdering SOB Nidal Hassan had to shave his beard.

But this is what we’re up against. And who do we have leading us against this assault on all we hold dear? Blubbering cry baby John Boehner. There is not one person on our side who will tell the American people straight up, “Little Barry is a liar. He won the election. So we gave him all he wanted and now, like a spoiled brat, he wants more. Little Barry, you are fond of saying ‘you won.’ Well, guess what, we all won elections as well. We represent a constituency that represents nearly half of the American people. The ball is in your court. We are done negotiating against ourselves. Put your cuts on the table Thelma or you and Louise (aka Harry the roach Reid) can take the country over the cliff. Oh and by the way, HELL NO, you will not be able to unilaterally raise the debt ceiling. Grow up and govern.”

Ha, never happen. Instead it’s all, “Yes your @$$holiness. Whatever you say your @$$holiness. No your @44holiness. We are not worthy to stand in your presence, so we prostrate ourselves in your honor.”

What are you going to do? For now, buy a bottle of good bourbon. Have a drink in the hot tub while gazing at the stars with your loyal hound nearby. Keep your guns clean, knives sharp and plenty of food, water and ammo in the cellar.

On happier note, the Army-Navy game is this Sat. GO NAVY. Sure the Navy is a mess, but it’s our Navy and it’s still the best damn Navy in the world.

Thursday, December 06, 2012

Jovan and Booby

Phew, thank goodness all that talk of revolution is over so we can get back to really important stuff like Jovan Belcher and Booby Costas.

Jovan Belcher
I do not know Jovan Belcher. In fact, in spite of being a pretty regular watcher of the NFL, I’d never even heard of him. But instead of blaming guns for his despicable actions, I’d like to know what was on his i-Pod. I’ll bet the Griffin’s next paycheck that it was not uplifting stuff. So instead of taking the Booby Costas line of getting guns out of the hands of NFL players, I think we need to snatch up their i-Pods. Snatching up those inanimate objects makes every bit as much sense as grabbing guns.

While we’re at it, let’s take a look at what video games Jovan was playing. How many murders did he commit on the X-Box or whatever the newest gaming gizmo is? What were the last 5 movies Jovan watched? We probably need to snatch those up. What TV shows was he viewing regularly? We ought to seriously consider banning those as well. What reading material was he into to inform his opinion about things not football?

Here’s the main point, without ever having met him, I’ll bet AF Bros wine collection that the guy was a creep long before he ever purchased his first gun. I’ll bet if anyone wanted to do a study on the Jovan Belcher’s of the world, they’d find that 99.99% are creeps, because they do not have one good influence in their lives. They probably are, literally, bastards who have spent their entire lives sinking to the lowest common denominator.

I could be wrong. Belcher’s i-Pod may have been loaded with the Sound of Music sound track and the inspirational writings of Dr. Norman Vincent Peal. His favorite video game may have been Mrs. Packman. His favorite movie might have been Paul Blart Mall Cop. He may have loved the Master Piece Theater more than any other show on TV, and he may have been down to last few pages of Plato’s Republic before killing himself.

I doubt it, or as Ben Franklin used to say, “no f*&king way.”

Even in the end Belcher was a coward that took his own life instead of accepting responsibility for the murder of a helpless woman and to the extent possible making amends to her family, his daughter and his own family. The lowest common denominator for Jovan in this case was to excuse himself, something he had no right to do, and then blow his own brains out. Men accept responsibility for their foul deeds, make restitution and seek redemption.

I don’t know for sure, but I’ll bet Infidel’s hot little airplane, that Jovan Belcher was a scab on every relationship he ever entered into. Everyone around him tolerated him because nobody wanted to pick at the scab causing it to open again and start bleeding all over their $80 shirt. The only thing I know about Jovan Belcher for sure is that he died like a coward, and that tells me pretty much all I need to know about how he lived.

Booby Costas
Booby is proof positive that there is not one sanctuary left in America for a red-blooded patriot. No matter where we go, some Liberal D-bag has the floor and a microphone to assault our sensibilities with their uninformed boilerplate loony lib talking points.

I made the mistake of tuning into O’Really last night to hear Billbo and Booby. It was a love fest.

Costas claimed the Aurora, CO movie shootings were caused by America’s gun culture. He said, mistakenly, that CO is a right to carry state and that had no affect on the movie shooting. What Booby did not point out and Billbo was too much in love to point out is that the theater itself was a “gun free” zone. Just like VA Tech was a “gun free” zone. Seem the loonies are targeting (oops can you still use forms of the word “target?”) “gun free” zones so as to have a free reign for the chaos they've planned. To this date, nobody has planned a successful gun assault on the Pike County Gun Club. Lex knows that when good people with guns show up, the shooting stops.

When Billbo asked Costas if he would rather have a hand gun to defend himself or would he prefer to lie on the movie theater floor cowering in fear, Costas said he preferred to lie on the floor in fear. According to Costas, if more people had guns in the theater, the carnage would have been much worse. So presumably Costas would be lying on the theater floor, soiling himself, as he prays to his sports god thanking him that the only one in the theater with a gun is the crazy bastard trying to murder him. Sadly, given the other lunacy coming from Costas on this, that makes perfect sense.

In a very telling moment, in one breath Costas claimed his rant was not about gun control. Then in the next breath said there needed to be stricter controls on the purchases of hand guns. Not to pick nits here Booby, but “controls” on purchases of hand guns are, uh, gun controls.

Costas also claimed he was not anti-2nd Amendment. Then he said that gun buyers ought to have to undergo "some training." Hmm, the 2nd Amendment states in part that “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” So let’s say Chucky Schumer sets up the “Federal Responsible Armed Un-Americans Department” or FRAUD. How do you suppose that will work? The “training” will be offered once a year, in Dec. It will last 30 consecutive days consisting of 12 hours of instruction per day. It will only be available on Elephant Island and cost $150,000.

Booby, some might consider a government training program an infringement.

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

How the revolution is won

Who wins? I honestly do not know. Even the idea of taking on the subject of a new American Revolution was not easy. There’s a guy who made a video and was snatched up in the middle of the night and sent away to prison for a year without a single protest. This lawless government with its complicit crap weasel lapdog MSM can do whatever it wants.

If wannabe Gen Marty Dempsey is any indication, the military - at least the yes men running it - have been co-opted as well. Remember, it was Marty himself who called Rev. Jones to “persuade” Jones to cease and desist with his rants against Islamo-Terror-Fascists. If that’s not intimidation from a high government official, what is?

When I saw the arrogance of the American government with regard to the oyster farmer two posts under, I thought what would you do? I don’t know. I know what I’d like to do – get Salazar, strip him naked and horsewhip him within an inch of his worthless life. In a country of 350 million, for now any way, free people, what are the odds that someone doesn’t get fed up after the government ruins their life and lashes out in some way?

Sadly, there are more and more 100 year old businesses that can’t keep pace with mindless government regulation from less and less accountable federal bureaucrats. Add that to the fact that compensation for government workers is 36% higher on average for federal employees with a high school degree; 32% higher on average for federal workers with some college education; 15% on average higher for federal employees with a bachelor’s degree; 8% higher on average for federal employees with a master’s degree and it becomes apparent that we are governed by arrogant over-paid bureaucrats running a Borg-like bureaucracy with a lawless autocrat at the top. Remember, the overriding purpose of every bureaucracy is to grow the bureaucracy.

If that is not a formula for revolution what is? What businessman pays all of the help more than himself, then allows them to treat him as if he’s the biggest problem in their lives? Watch the TSA goons standing around the airport on your next visit. Judging from their demeanor, you’d think these lazy thieving creeps were all Mensa members too engaged in developing a perpetual motion machine to be troubled with the small people who are constantly interrupt their world saving work. They order the masses about as if they were cattle and the cattle dutifully comply. At what point is it when the cattle start acting like free men again? And why is it that the cattle act like cattle in the first place? It’s because we do not want the hassle of our government threatening us like the film maker.

Little Barry, as part of Little Barrycare, is in the process of adding another 16,000 IRS agents. Does anyone seriously suppose that those 16,000 agents’ attention is going to be totally focused on people who earn $250,000? As Lex has said over and over, even if the government took every penny from that group, there isn’t enough money there to keep this sinking ship afloat. The real money in America is in the middle class. That is Little Barry’s target. That is why he will joyfully drive us over the cliff in Jan and get away with blaming the Reps.

Then what? Your political party is gone, you’re a racist if you resist or even disagree with the government, every government agency from the TSA to the federal mohair inspector is over-paid, armed and quite willing to make your life miserable if you don’t agree to all government dictates or even that Trayvon Martin was a saintly little boy assaulted and viciously murdered by a violent angry racist WHITE, Christian, Hispanic man with gun that nobody should be allowed to have.

Right now an onerous government is squeezing free people in every way imaginable. I do not know how this all ends. I do know I prefer revolution to the death of the American Republic as founded. When the government tries to shut down Fox News and talk radio with some BS known as the “fairness doctrine” then comes for the guns, it’ll be time to say enough.  Then it's just a matter of there being enough of us left to win the thing.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

How the revolution is fought

The military
Wannabe Gen and JCS Marty Dempsey calls a gathering of today’s other wannabe generals and admirals. He starts the meeting by asking all of the officers to renew their oath, but instead of pledging to support and defend the constitution, he suggests that they agree to support and defend America’s Dear Leader. Upon hearing this most baulk and leave the room. Those who remain begin the oath. Marine Corps Commandant Amos, never one to know exactly what his principles are, excuses himself to go out front to moisten an index finger and lift it aloft in an effort to determine which way the political wind is blowing.

After the swearing in, Marty declares himself the High and Exalted Universal Grand Marshal and Supreme Military Being of the New United States. He then declares that the center of gravity against forces opposing the Dear leader is FL pastor Rev Terry Jones and his insane support for a vile anti-Islam video that has caused every bit of the world’s problems since Little Barry claimed the video has caused every bit of the world’s problems.

Marty will immediately and personally lead a raid on Pastor Jones’ home. Marty and 100 other crack wannabe generals take off for FL. 4 hours later the incompetents mistakenly land in TX, the center of resistance to forces loyal to America’s Dear Leader. There, they are easily captured by 10 members of St. Francis’ Troop 168 of the Boy Scouts of America. The Scouts then spend several hours practicing tying knots on their captives. When a lone TX State Trooper finally arrives to take charge, Marty’s boys are in tears begging to be let go, promising they’ll “never do it again.”

With Marty the High and Exalted Universal Grand Marshal and Supreme Military Being of the New United States and his top commanders all MIA, Jabba the Janet declares herself the new High and Exalted Universal Grand Marshal and Supreme Military Being of the New United States.

She orders her Citizens Corps now called the Citizens Corpse onto action. Unfortunately for Jabba the Janet Incompetano, the Citizens Corpse is very easily duped. Freedom fighters quickly learn that they can turn each other in collecting the $2,000 and free cell phone. Then knowing where the Citizens Corpse will show up, they easily capture them. They strip them naked, tie them up, cover them in manure then dump them humiliated on the outskirts of town. Ironically it is the old Catholic Church who releases them, cleans them, clothes them, feeds them and treats any wounds they may have suffered.

Little Barry
Furious that his High and Exalted Universal Grand Marshal and Supreme Military Being of the New United States and his top yes men have been reduced to policing trash along a lonely stretch of TX highway in the summer heat, Little Barry decides to unleash the dogs of war, his newly formed Free of Liberty by Offensive Action Division from Every Region (AKA Free LOADERs). All Free LOADERs are directed to assemble in NM for an all out assault on the free state of TX. Little Barry has correctly identified TX as the real center of gravity. If he can crush freedom and liberty there, it will go a long way to wiping out forever the quaint notion that freedom is the natural yearning of man.

The mobilization doesn’t go well. The Free LOADERS all stand about waiting for other people to do things for them. They have to be bribed with free food, cell phones, TVs etc to get them to move. Tired of having the old Catholic Church saving his Citizen Corpse people everyday, Little Barry orders Jabba the Janet to have her Corpse members facilitate getting the bribes to his Free LOADER army so that the final battle can be waged.

Tomorrow, how the war is won.

Monday, December 03, 2012

How the revolution begins

You can only take so much. Thomas Jefferson wrote:

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.

This is an account of how a revolution begins here.

After watching a video of how the government stole a 100 year old oyster company in CA, a disgusted and disgruntled oyster farmer who has had enough makes an unbelievably long shot that is interrupted when the bullet pierces Interior Secretary Ken Salazar’s empty head destroying the perfect vacuum that had existed a split second before. As air rushes into the vacuum, one time tough guy Salazar utters something about punching someone. Then he succumbs to the fresh air rushing into his heretofore perfectly empty cranial cavity. He collapses. He’s dead, succumbing to fresh, albeit slightly polluted, one foreign particle per 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 units, air.

Ruling class Demo-Dopes and Republi-Rats are aghast that one of the common folk, still at large, took out one of their own. How dare them! We’re only doing what is best for them – and if we all get rich in the process, well that’s just the way it is. Something must be done!

At the funeral, attended by a couple of hundred Washington D.C. swells and 500,000 security personnel, EPA Secretary Solis promises that EPA will clean up the air so that nothing like this ever happens again. Solis explains that if we had tougher air quality regulations Ken Salazar would be alive today. The gun shot didn’t kill him. The air pollution killed him. Had it not been for the poor air quality, government doctors could have performed a corkectimy on Ken. They could have corked off the entry and exit wounds, sucked out all of the clean fresh air creating a new vacuum and Ken would be walking and talking with us today. It is the foul nature of American air that killed Ken Salazar.

Attorney General Eric the wad Holder promises to get guns and ammo out of the hands of American citizens so that nothing like this ever happens again. He will, of course, continue to supply guns and ammo to Mexican criminals. He announces that there will be a 24 hour amnesty period for people to turn in their guns, all ammo, bows, arrows, axes, knives longer than 2 ½ inches and pitchforks. In a program he calls Spy on a Neighbor In Turn for Cash Handouts, or SNITCH, the wad offers $2,000 and a free cell phone for anyone who turns in an American not in compliance.

A crane then lifts Doug Heffernin look-a-like, DHS Secretary Janet Incompetenano, to the dais. Jabba the Janet waddles to the mic and announces that she is going to arm every TSA agent in the country with an automatic weapon. She then announces that she is also arming all Citizens Corps members and swearing them in as federal law enforcement officers. Citizen Corps members will be responsible for confiscating illegal weapons reported under Attorney General wad’s SNITCH program so that nothing like this ever happens again.

Then, as dry ice creates an eerie cloud around the podium, and a disco dance ball creates bright rotating pin holes of light throughout the gathering, his royal @$$holiness himself descends from the ceiling on a wire dressed in a gold robe and a crowned with a laurel wreath, as strains of We are the Champions fill the air. Little Barry gives a 5 hour Soviet style address that is carried live on every radio and tv in America. The Internet, twitter and text messaging is shut down across America. News papers all plaster an air brushed pic of Little Barry removing face moles and reducing his Dumbo ears to a more normal size and pinning them back to a normal position with the caption, America's Dear Leader.

To ensure nothing like this ever happens again, Little Barry makes the following key points in his rambling address:
- Elections have consequences
- He won
- He now has more “flexibility”
- He dissolves the Supreme Court, five judges on the Supreme Court, including Justice Roberts who reportedly received $100,000,000 and 100,000 acres in VA for his vote, concur with the move
- He dissolves both house of congress, a majority in both houses, who received deals similar to Robert’s, concur with the move
- He declares martial law, or what he refers to as Little Barry’s Law, the sycophantic general class who are so used to saying “yes” to whatever comes out of Little Barry’s mouth didn’t even have to be bribed to concur - nearly all other military people say F*&K YOU!
- All persons on federal welfare, food stamps, disability and/or unemployment are to report to their respective offices immediately to be sworn in to form America’s new “domestic army that will be just as strong, just as well equipped, just as well funded and powerful as America’s military.”
- CEOs who did not contribute to Little Barry’s campaign will be rounded up and forced to perform 10,000 hours of “community service.”
- Americans will be expected to consume a vegan diet 28 days of the month (Government employees are exempt)
- Non hybrid cars will be restricted to 25 miles of travel a month (Government employees are exempt)
- Thermostats across America will set to 60 degrees in the winter and 85 in the summer (Government employees are exempt)
- The wad's SNITCH program will be used to encourage Americans to report other Americans not in compliance with any federal regulation
- The war mongering Star Spangled Banner will be replaced as our National Anthem by a new song being penned by Jay Zee and Bruce Springsteen under the working title, Little Barry: He is THE one.
- Father Michael Pfleger is named the Pope of the New American Catholic Church

Tomorrow: How the revolution is fought

Friday, November 30, 2012

Hamas and Little Barry peas in a pod

Before the Shrilldabeast donned her best XXXXL pant suit, pulled her unwashed mane back into a ponytail and parachuted into Cairo, Egypt to broker an everlasting peace between Hamas and the Israelis, Hamas Islamo-Terror-Fascist slugs released this video declaring to the Israelis that the ITF murdering scumbags that make up Hamas “love death more that you [Israel] love life.”

That beautiful sentiment, along with “kids, they blow up so fast these days,” are two of the ITF main talking points that make negotiating with them such a joy. First off, I think the Israelis ought to do everything in their power to give as many Hamas ITF bastards the opportunity to “express their love” as possible. While it looks good in the video, in practice it’s not so romantic. One second you’re driving down the street in a car bought by US taxpayers being cheered, the next you’re a burning grease spot where the Israeli missile caught up with your auto’s, or maybe even your own, tailpipe.

But let’s ask the burning question, what is the opening negotiation strategy in dealing with a people who profess, either correctly or in a fit of bravado, that they love death more than you love life? It goes something like this:

OK then, wow, well, uhmm, is it possible you could love death a little less then? Maybe give life a chance? Maybe just for awhile? I dunno. Start out slow. Maybe get up in the morning and look your children in the eye and imagine them growing up and getting married and having children of their own. I dunno. I’m just saying. Give life a chance.

No!! We love death more than you love life!! We will continue to blow ourselves up on your busses and in your pizza shops, because that’s easier than getting the trash picked up every week, keeping the water and electricity on and teaching Arab kids to read and write.

So how do you deal with the Hamas ITF? IMHO, you don’t. You have to kill them in sufficient numbers to convince them that death is forever and enjoying your kids and grand kids is a better deal than you or them becoming burning grease spots. Prediction: Israel will not have peace until they, among other things, bulldoze Gaza into the Mediterranean.

That event, when it happens, should be cheered world-wide. However, for some reason the world condemns Israel, the region's only true liberal democracy, when they lay an @$$ whippin’ on some autocratic regime made up of women hating, homophobic, anti-Christian, murdering human trash trapped in the 12th century. It’s so weird. Europeans and more and more Americans are all about social acceptance and liberal tolerant government until it comes to Israel defending itself against IFT scum. In that case they support the least tolerant people on Earth today.

Now let’s try this thought provoking exercise. What if Little Barry loves the fiscal cliff more than we love economic growth? What is in the fiscal cliff that Little Barry is opposed to? Higher taxes? No. He’d love to see taxes raised on everyone. Why? Well his main supporters pay no taxes in the first place. Do you seriously suppose that the Little Barry cell phone lady gives a crap if middle income Americans’ taxes are raised? Hell no. She probably thinks anyone making $50,000 is rich. Couple that with the fact that if Little Barry and the Dopes only capture taxes from the top 2%, it funds the government for only 8.5 days. Now you see that across the board tax hikes are of no concern to and are actually beneficial to Little Barry and the Dopes. Across the board tax hikes will not hurt one person they give a crap about.

Next, what gets cut? Defense gets cut another 500 billion. Do you suppose Little Barry objects to that? Hell no. The social spending in the sequester will find its way back into 2013 budget, but defense will be gone forever.

Last, like the world turns on Israel when it stands up to thug ITF, Little Barry knows his crap weasel lapdog MSM will blame anything bad that happens on Republicans. It’s a win,win,win for Little Barry.

Sadly, Little Barry wants us to go off the cliff. He really does love the cliff more than we love economic growth and stability.  There is nothing Republicans can do. For the sake of the future, they should have absolutely NOTHING to do with any of it. If Little Barry wants the country to go off the cliff, Republicans should make certain only Dopes are in the car when it crashes.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

We should kill the goose that lays golden eggs to run the government for 8.5 days

We are in a bizzaro world. As the government owned, operated and maintained automobile of state speeds toward a “fiscal cliff” full tilt, the owner operators of the automobile that they have controlled the speed and direction of for the last 40 years are bitching that some hitch hiker they sped by 20 years ago is responsible for the mess they find themselves in.

Rather than hit the breaks, turn around or even just slow the hell down, the arrogant ruling class of the United States has decided that the mess we are in is not the fault of the ruling class who legislated the cliff. It is not the fault of the ruling class who legislated the debt that is the road to the cliff. It is not the fault of the ruling class who legislated the insane sugar daddy, nanny state federal government that gives away everything from cell phones to birth control, and regulates everything from breathing to defecating while putting automatic weapons into the hands of criminals and withholding weapons and people to use them from our Benghazi consulate. No. It’s not the ruling class’s fault at all.

It’s all some guy named Grover’s fault. Now, let’s be clear. Grover did not propose, pass or even vote on one bill that has gotten us into the mess we’re in. Quite the opposite Grover has been on the side of the road to the cliff shouting STOP!

That has been Grover’s great crime. He’s been yelling STOP! Some of the ruling class, but far too few, have listened to Grover and said that they will do what is in their power reduce and hold government spending and taxation to minimum. Now as the cliff looms ever closer the problem is all Grover’s fault.

Republi-Rats and Demo-Dopes alike are POd at Grover. Some of the ruling class who promised to support Grover in return for being accepted into the ruling class are now POd at him. Why? Any promises the ruling class made were to their dupe constituents not to Grover. Yet they treat Grover as if he were the devil that they made some deal with. They didn’t. The devil they made the deal with was the voters of their district or state. As such they do not need to beg Grover for release from the deal they made. If the ruling class thinks it’s a good idea to go back on a pledge to voters, then they need to beg the voters. They will of course face a strong primary challenge if they do that. So they blame Grover. It’s just easier.

Once the Republi-Rats cave on taxes they will raise enough funds to run the government for a whopping 8.5 days. Totally worth casting principle aside, no? But then what? If you give Little Barry and the Dopes what they want, you’ve solved 8.5 days of the problem. Then what?

This seems such and easy argument to win. But you have to win the argument against Little Barry and the Little Barry cell phone lady. As such, the argument can not be won, because the argument for these Dopes is not about solving a problem. Raising taxes on the top 2% to run the government for 8.5 days solves nothing. What it is - is a purely punitive measure. That is the only point of the insane policy – punish successful people. Little Barry and Little Barry cell phone lady will shout with glee as if their own lot in life has somehow improved by punishing these people.

It hasn’t. In fact, in the case of the Little Barry cell phone lady, the measure will probably make her lot worse. But the ignoramus will shout with glee that rich people “suck” while dancing in the streets as she watches the goose who laid her “free” cell phone slowly bleeds to death.

It’s almost worth saying, f&^k ‘em. Give ‘em what they want. We’ll be fine. They won’t and never will. But it is not in our nature to quit or to be punitive – even to people who so desperately need it - like the Little Barry cell phone lady – a societal leech if ever there was one.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The cliff and college football

Does anyone seriously suppose that even if the ruling class takes a break from lining their pockets with taxpayer dough to avert the fiscal cliff that the “fix” will truly be a fix? What evidence do we have that there is a majority of life-time Washington DC corruptocrats interested in doing what is right for the country? What evidence do we have that there is even anyone smart enough to figure a way out of this mess? We had a guy that had some hope, but we rejected him because he might make us pay for our own cell phones and birth control.

This mess reminds me of the greatest line ever at a Marine Corps (or for Little Barry corpse) briefing. When asked by a real general officer how a certain problem would be overcome, the Col giving the brief looked the general in the eye and said this:

General, there are two ways we solve this problem - the realistic way and the miraculous way. First, Jesus Christ Himself comes with a team of angles and arc angles and solves it for us. That’s the realistic way. Second, we manage to solve it by ourselves. That would be the miraculous way.

After the laughter subsided, someone offered, “I believe in miracles.”

Lex Prediction: Whatever comes of the fiscal cliff negotiations, it will only back the car up a few hundred feet. Then, after patting themselves on the back and telling everyone how great they are, the ruling class will all pile back into the car and continue to drive toward the cliff, maybe, because they think they’ve averted disaster, at an accelerated speed.

How many times have the Greek’s gotten a bailout to “avert disaster” only to find themselves looking for another handout to avert a new but actually the same disaster?  What are we on 10th or 11th bailout?

Now for a real issue.

College football
Officially, the college football season ended at about 3:30 pm last Saturday when the clock at Ohio Stadium reached 00:00 after the Buckeyes' win over some team from up north - finishing their season 12-0 and crowned the unanimous and undisputed National Champions of college football for 2012.

Yet inferior schools will soldier on. They will play a series of meaningless games over the next several weeks in some vain hope of achieving also ran status against the The Ohio State Buckeye’s unblemished record.

Chief among these will be the Alabama Crimson Tide. The Tide is a team built on weak lines and slow backfields on both sides of the ball. After cruising through a pathetic SEC schedule and non-conference push-overs - Birmingham school for the blind and Little Sisters of the Poor all girls Catholic grade school - the Tide stubbed their toe against a freshman rock named Johnny football Manziel. Johnny football exposed nick Saben’s defense for the slow-witted, stone-handed, slow a-foot blocks of lead that they are.

Saben will take his undermanned Tide into the SEC championship game this Saturday against what appears to be an even weaker – if that’s possible – GA bulldog team.

GA head coach Mark Richt says he will get inside the AL players’ heads, and we all know there’s a lot of room in there, by putting MANZIEL on the back of every GA jersey. Richt said, “Yeah, well, AL probably thought there were 4 or 5 Manziels on the field in Tuscaloosa. So I thought we’d remind them of their total vulnerability.”

The game seems to have all the appeal of watching the “ladies” of The View, sans Elizabeth Hasselbeck, strip naked, gyrating wildly while a fully clothed (there is a God) Shrilldabeast Clinton sings Winchester Cathedral and plays the ukulele. America will look briefly, then while throwing up in their mouths, look away disgusted.

One American will be tuned into every second of the game. Cutting her usual week long birthday celebration (which begins today) short, she’ll just be getting in from a 3 day Neil Diamond palooza about kickoff time. All of the phones will be disconnected. The doorbell will be taped over and a sign affixed to the door: “Quarantined!!!! Alabama football game in progress. Substantial risk of SLOW - PAINFUL - DEATH if disturbed.”

No presents necessary this year.  She got two early presents when BCS #1 Kansas St and BCS #2 Oregon both lost - catapulting BCS #4 AL to BCS #2 and a shot at BCS #1, which would still be #2 to the #1 Ohio State University.

Happy B-day sis! Roll Tide!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Immigration reform; make every nation a 3rd world nation

In the post under, Lex noted that when immigration reform comes up, in a move of monumental stupidity, Republi-Rats will cave and support amnesty. They will do so because they think doing so will garner them some support in the Latino community. It won’t.

When the amnesty for 11 million illegal aliens is passed, complete with voting rights and rights to all the freeloader stuff that makes them Demo-Dope voters in the first place, the first “victim” will be the Little Barry phone lady. She will immediately have 11 million more “Americans” crowding her at the trough waiting for Little Barry to turn on the gruel machine. But there will be less gruel to distribute among more recipients. Yeah, shell be PO’d at Little Barry unless taxes are raised to a level to ensure her good thing isn’t affected by the strain of 11 million more takers. Oh, and their extended families will be invited in as well.

After all, when it comes to the Demo-Dopes, - unless you’re referring to an unborn child, an elderly parent, a Down’s baby, it’s all about the family…right? But the Dopes will argue that Americans cannot expect the newest citizens to carry on without, granny & grandpa, their 27 aunts and uncles with their 732 nephews and nieces. And of course there can be no arbitrary rules for amnesty and the follow on arrival of the extended families of those who risked everything by breaking our laws. To expect that only those with money, an education or skill be allowed in is…well…obviously racist. Freeloaders are people too. So Little Barry’s phone lady will be crowded even more at tough.

But you know who will be hurt the most? As in the post below when the argument is made that by slaying the golden goose, those who have reaped the benefits of goose will be hurt the most, amnesty will hurt the illegal aliens who came here for more opportunity. As they vote Demo-Dope election after election, the country will slowly, or not so slowly, morph into the 3rd world economic basket case that the illegal immigrants tried to escape. A weird ironic twist if ever there was one. Having escaped hell to a new utopia, they vote for utopia to turn into hell.

As always, the rich will escape unscathed if just a bit inconvenienced by the stupidity of their fellow “countrymen.”

Remember when Shrilldabeast Clinton hit the “reset button” with Russia? That has worked fantastically…right? Remember when the queen of the XXXL pant suit declared Syrian troublemaker Basher Assad a reformer? Sure he is. After all the world’s smartest woman told us he was. Now he’s murdering Syrians by the freight train load every month. Remember when we were assured by the Little Barry @$$clown administration that Egypt’s Mohamed Morsi is a “largely secular” democratic leader of that country. That was right before he declared himself a theocratic Muslim dictator.

And then there’s Benghazi. You remember Benghazi? Four dead Americans blamed for weeks on a video; lying crap sack after lying crap sack sticking to an insane story to get Little Barry past the election; investigation after investigation designed more to get us to point where Super Bowl XCVIII (98) eclipses the story than to reveal the utter incompetence of Little Barry. Now one of the lying crap sacks is in line to become Sec State.  Repbli-Rats will just say - "Yes."  Come on, you remember Benghazi?

In another development that shouldn’t cause anyone any concern, China landed its F-14 look alike on its first aircraft carrier. Not to worry. Our friends the Japanese will surely rearm to counter this threat and defend disputed islands. The Vietnamese and S. Koreans, friends of the Chinese since hitting their own reset button 10 centuries ago, have nothing to worry about.

When Little Barry drives us off the fiscal cliff, an event that will be blamed on John Boehner, 500 billion comes out of the defense budget. Awesome, that’ll deter the Chinese. So we’ll be weaker and more in debt to China than ever, just as China is developing and deploying technology to expand it influence in the Pacific. You’re doing a heck of job Barry. 

This is, of course, exactly what we voted in favor of - more freeloading at home, weaker abroad. 

Monday, November 26, 2012

The not so Loyal Opposition

Opposition is good. It makes everyone better. So Republicans are adopting the old, if you can’t beat them, join them mantra. It’s like the Michigan wolverines trading in their iconic maze and blue helmets for scarlet and gray ones and few buckeye stickers on the side just to get on the winning side.

Republicans are set to cave on taxes, the hand puppet Susan Rice as Sec State and abortion as a national issue. When immigration comes up they will cave on that as well.

On taxes, let’s face it. The republicans have a weak hand. The fact that Little Barry would enjoy seeing the across the board tax hikes take affect - except on his core constituency the 47% who pay no taxes to begin with – makes reaching a deal acceptable to Neanderthals like Lex - who happen to think the federal Government is the biggest evil in America today - nearly impossible. If no deal is reached Republicans will be blamed four square in the crap weasel lapdog MSM. It’s a tough spot.

But Republicans cave without firing a shot. The Demo-Dopes ran on raising taxes on millionaires. So Republicans should propose a tax on REAL millionaires. They should propose making up any short falls in revenue – and there will ALWAYS be a shortfall in tax revenues for the federal government – by proposing a tax on blue state residents who apparently want such a thing.

Republicans should spend a billion dollars putting this JFK clip over the air waves in every state. Every Republican senator and congressman should use their franking privileges to put JFK’s letter to the 1961 congress asking for tax cuts into the hands of as many Americans as possible. But hey, it’s just easier to fold like a big tent Republican and hit the cocktail circuit with their Demo-Dope “friends.”

The weird thing is that the people who will be hurt the most by higher taxes are the people like the Little Barry phone lady. The clueless dopes standing at the tough waiting for “free stuff” will suffer most as government revenues drop and services become more erratic.

Smart rich people will figure this out. The money will go underground. The rich will close their doors until conditions improve. If the cut off for higher taxes is $250,000, watch how many tax returns miraculously come in at $249,999.99. Watching congress try to tax the rich is like watching Bobby Fischer play 535 simultaneous chess matches against grade school champs. Fischer beats every one of them every single time. The grade schoolers all whine that Fischer must be cheating. He isn’t. He’s just much better at the game than they are.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Avoiding Romney's loss

OK here’s Lex’s take on Romney’s loss. Given that Little Barry was willing to lie his @$$ off, had the crap weasel lapdog MSM in his pocket and used your tax dollars to buy votes, there are only two things Romney might have done to win.

First was to pick Marco Rubio as his VP. Lex opined early on that Romney’s VP needed to fracture one of Little Barry’s coalitions. A woman, black or Hispanic would have done that.

That said, I was impressed that Romney didn’t go the political route when picking his VP. By picking Paul Ryan, Romney showed he was serious about getting to work fixing America’s problems.

Second, Romney could have gotten as mean and in your face as the Little Barry campaign. He could have called Stephanie Cutter, Harry the roach Reid, David Axelhead et. al. pathetic liars, BS artists, scumbags, $h!theads and on and on. Those descriptions have the added advantage of all being true. Romney let the narrative get away from him early on when he didn’t respond forcefully enough to a months long ad campaign in OH and other swing states that depicted him as a dog hating, woman killing money grubbing capitalist.

Of politics, someone once said a charge not quickly and forcefully answered becomes the truth. For Romney being a mean spirited jackass probably was never in the cards. Neither he nor Paul Ryan was raised that way. Little Barry, the dope smoking, coke snorting punk, on the hand has been spreading malicious BS his entire life. So much so it IS his nature.

But hey, enough of that. Thanksgiving is upon. And as bad as things seem, we still have much to be thankful for today.

America is still a great big beautiful place.

Nearly half the people living here still understand liberty and freedom.

Compared to the rest of the world, that’s a good start. And if you think about it like that, this is a start not the end, well we’re in pretty good shape. Have a great, wonderful and blessed Thanksgiving.


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The soft bigotry of low expectations

Back when unemployment was about 4% and gas cost about a buck eighty, when referring to failing inner city minorities trapped in failing public schools, because union educators thought the deck was stacked too steeply against them, George W. Bush talked about the “soft bigotry of low expectations.” In W’s view, just because they were poor didn’t mean that they could not learn to read and do math. The thought being that we should expect kids to do well in school irrespective of their income.

Today unemployment is about 8% and gas costs somewhere north of $3.50 and the racist lapdog crap weasel MSM is using the soft bigotry of low expectations to give a pass to three of their favorite affirmative action pass throughs. The congressional black caucus is screaming foul because Sens McCain, Graham and Ayotte are questioning UN Ambassador Susan Rice’s truthfulness and/or competence for going on five Sunday shows to try to sell the preposterous notion that that the Benghazi attack was the result of a video no one saw. In protecting the lying and/or incompetent Rice, CNN’s brain-dead crap weasel Dana the dope Bash went so far as to say that you have two rich white old men attacking an African-American women, and that’s a fight she’d take any day.

So in crap weasel Bash’s journalistic world it’s the optics of the story that are important rather than the facts or truth. And speaking of truth, crap weasel Bash ignores the fact that NH female Senator Kelly Ayotte leveled the same charges as McCain and Graham. So at minimum it would be two rich old white men and a young woman leveling the charges.

So if you have a lying and/or incompetent UN Ambassador, it’s OK as long as the ambassador is a woman or minority. If the ambassador is a woman AND a minority well then she’s bullet proof. She can go on tv and tell the most idiotic story about the circumstances under which four dead Americans died and if anyone has the nerve to question the the affirmative action pass through’s BS story – particularly if they happen to be rich, white and old – well then the story becomes about those questioning the lying and/or incompetent pass through.

That is the soft bigotry of low expectations. The affirmative action pass through’s deeds are ignored and the story becomes the background of those accusing her of being a lying and/or incompetent boob.

The same goes for the complete double D-bag who sent Rice out on those shows with a bag of lies in the first place. The crap weasel MSM has so much invested in Little Barry’s success that they will dutifully ignore the fact that they were all lied to on that Sunday morning. They further ignore the fact that the President of the United States lied six times to the UN General Assembly about the cause of the attacks at Benghazi. The same crap weasel MSM that went ballistic over six words in a State of the Union address by GWB about yellow cake uranium that unfortunately introduced the world to America’s most super secret spy Valerie Plame and her tag along husband Joe, is silent when Little Barry goes on a two week lying binge.

That is the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Then there’s Eric the wad holder. A complete incompetent if ever there was one. There is a dead border patrol agent killed with a weapon the wad put into the murderer’s hand and the crap weasel media is…silent.

That is the soft bigotry of low expectations.

It’s like the 8th grade teacher who excuses multiple absences, sleeping in class, disruptions and failing grades from a minority kid from a poor and broken home. They pass the kid on because they don’t want to be saddled with him again next year, and, well gee, the poor kid just can’t be held to the same standard as the other kids because he’s poor.

The same is true of Little Barry, the wad and Rice. The crap weasel MS cannot hold these affirmative action pass throughs to the same standard because they are, well, affirmative action pass throughs. As such we cannot expect as much from them as a white male who made it on his own.

That is the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Seriously, I don't think it was my fault Romney lost

It was bound to happen. Anytime the big game is lost, the fans the media, the players and coaches all begin to assign blame. A few even look to find out why the game was actually lost.

The Internet is exploding with screeds about the Republican Party being a home to the far right. That the Republicans will never win another election as long as it is dominated by far right loony bins.

Well as a proud member of the aforementioned loony bin wing of the Republican party, let me assure you we didn’t have anything to with Romney’s loss. If other far right loony bins are like Lex, then we gave as much as we could afford to the Romney campaign. We gently nudged family and friends to the polls to vote for Romney. We wrote letters to the editor. We blogged. We traveled an hour and a half to attend a Romney rally. We volunteered to man the phones and made calls from our homes on behalf of Mitt Romney. What the hell else were us loony bins to do?

Oh, shut up – right? Do all of the above and then just be quiet. Well here’s the main thing that the smart guys who think the “far right” is killing the Republican Party: We’ve done the lion’s share of the work, and what have we gotten for it? We got McCain, certainly no far right conservative and Romney, certainly the right guy for the right time, but again no rock ribbed conservative. We’ve gotten two pretty moderate candidates that got beat by a know nothing @$$bag. And yet it’s supposedly the far right’s fault the moderate candidate faltered. Weird huh? It would be one thing to blame the far right if we’d run Cheney and then Rumsfeld, but we didn’t. We ran moderates. Now the last thing the moderate party bosses want to do is declare moderate conservatism dead. So they join the lapdog crap weasel MSM meme of blaming the “far right.”

And what is the “far right” anyway? The “far right” is made up of people who read the constitution and would like to follow it; people who want to protect life and religious freedom; people who would like to protect our border and bring sanity to immigration system; in short people who prefer liberty and freedom from onerous government regulation, intervention and nanny state-ism to the security of living at the government tough waiting to see if and for how long bastards like Harry the roach Reid and his colossal dumb ass side kick Grand San Fran Nan the botox queen Peloser will let the people’s daily ration of gruel flow.

What do the party grandees expect of us if not to stand firm on the principles laid out in the constitution, life, liberty and freedom? We already have one party that wants to trash those things. Do we need another whose only difference is the speed at which we will decline from the freest people on Earth. If some one’s willing to give every voter a free Little Barry phone, it’s a fool’s game to think your going to get those votes by promising a tax credit to pay half the cost of the same phone.

Besides, if voters won’t vote for the extreme ends of either party, how did Little barry get re-elected? He is a far left loony know nothing. Perhaps it’s time we ignore the Rep. Party’s pleas to moderate. We’ve tried it failed. Maybe it’s time for an in your face conservative. Marco Rubio is that guy. Rubio is a Tea party senator that very tellingly sent Republican establishment favorite Charlie Christ packing for the Demo-Dope party. Expect the party know-it-alls to do their level best to sabotage his campaign in favor of a Jon Huntsman or Gary Johnson type.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Crap Weasel media Complicit in Benghazi

Why won’t the lapdog MSM hold Little Barry and his @$$clown administration responsible for Benghazi? Simple, to the extent that they are responsible for putting the little know nothing in office in the first place, they are also responsible for the events in Benghazi. They have no interest in getting at the truth of the total incompetence on display in the Benghazi episode, because they were complicit in electing the double d-bag responsible for those events in the first place.

The lapdogs are like the baseball manager who leaves his son in as the starting pitcher for 4 innings even though he’s given up 5 runs an inning. Some how, the team has managed to keep it close. So instead of putting a new fresh arm on the mound, the manager convinces himself things will be different in the next 4 innings. The lapdogs have too much invested in the little sail eared creep to start telling the truth about him now. Not only would that expose Little Barry for the incompetent boob that he is, it would expose their own malfeasance.

So Little Barry will stay on the mound getting shelled with the lapdogs telling us he has the “best stuff” they’ve ever seen. The only serious question is whether or not the rest of the team will be able to rally to keep it close enough to keep us from going over the cliff of social progressivism for the next four years. If yesterday’s presser is any indication, the lapdogs will lie straight faced for the next four years to avoid looking like the lying busload of crap weasels that they are.

One question that was never asked that would shed a great deal of light on this matter would have been: Little Barry, your royal @$$holiness, who specifically told you and when that the Benghazi attack was a spontaneous demonstration as result of an Internet film that no one had ever heard of?

Instead we get question after question about a couple of General’s e-mails that are deflected with “I cannot comment about an on-going investigation” line of BS.

It is insane. Look at the sail eared dolt’s answer to the Susan Rice question. Little SFBs said:

“Susan Rice, she has done exemplary work…she made an appearance at the request of the White House in which she gave her best understanding of the intelligence provided to her.

"If Senator McCain and Senator Graham want to go after somebody, they should go after me. But to go after the UN Ambassador who had nothing to do with Benghazi.”

YGBSM!!! A child of 4 could see through this, but apparently not our heroic lapdog media. Who provided Rice the intelligence? If Rice had nothing to with Benghazi, WTF was she doing on the 5 Sunday shows spreading a layer of BS about a spontaneous attack as a result of some video? Apparently the crap weasel media was incapable of adding 2 + 2 and arriving at 4. Instead the crap weasels were in their - if the royal douche says 2 + 2 = 7 ½ then so be it - mode. After all who are they to question the clueless buffoon that they created?