Monday, November 30, 2009

Court martial the SEALs, don't talk of victory and the world will love us

So the Dope of Dopes will take to the airwaves on Tues to announce his Afghan war policy. See if Dopolus uses the word victory as in US victory or defeat as in Taliban defeat. How can we talk of victory when we are in the process of court martialing some of our best troops for giving an Islamo-Terror-Fascist a fat lip in the course of the scum bag’s capture?

AF Bro thought the SEALs should be court martialed as well. “Three SEALs apprehend the guy and all the bastard got was a fat lip? Hell yeah court martial them and conduct a congressional inquiry into SEAL training. The guy should be in a full body cast.”

I recalled as young Marine officer thinking that a couple of junior Marines should have been brought up on charges for fighting. The First Sergeant pulled me aside and said, “Looky here Loooootenant. We want these guys to fight. I mean that's what combat is all about, right? So when they engage in it we shouldn’t be bringing them up on charges. As long as it’s a couple of non-rates beating the crap out of each other in a fair fight, we tend to let it slide. Give ‘em a little bit of extra duty with the Gunny and forget about it.”

So now we got the SEALs bumping knuckles with a terrorist in the middle of a war uh, er contingency operation and the SEALs end up on trial. Huh? You can beat the hell out each other in the barracks but cannot lay a hand on the enemy in combat. That needs an explaination.

Some idiot brought charges against the three Navy heroes on the word of the human debris that they captured. So instead of the investigating officer saying, "Look you terrorist @sswipe, who do you think I'm going to believe, a murduring lying terrorist unwashed piece of $h!t like you or three Navy SEALs? Go f*&k yourself @sshole." But someone - an officer in the US military - actually listened to the @sswipe and then brought charges against the SEALs.

The SEALs wisely refused Captain’s Mast and have demanded a trial by court martial. Who in their right mind would charge the SEALs? If the Dear Dope wanted to endear himself to the military, he’d order all charges dropped and decorate the three on the White House lawn - after a beer summit with Islamo-Terror-Fascists of course.

We just buried 13 from the Ft. Hood disaster for tolerating boneheaded political correctness. Now some PC Navy JAG officer is trying to make a name for himself by charging the three SEALs. Hell run the idiot who brought the charges to a court martial for being an PC Bozo and kick him the out of the Navy before he gets someone killed.

But how can the Dear Dope speak of victory when such incomprehensible foolishness is going on in full view of the public. I doubt that Numbskull is capable of being plain spoken enough to say “we will win.” He’ll talk for 40 minutes and sound great. Then the text of the talk will be released and everyone will realize that Doofus really didn’t say much anything. One thing is for certain, Bush is sure to be blamed for something.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Beck and Robinson both wrong

SEALs targeted by Navy for protecting America

Glenn Beck was wrong when he called for men and women in the armed forces not to reenlist after four SEALS faced Court Martials for roughing up an Islamo-Terror-Fascist. By contrast an NFL coach who assauls his staff and wife sails along. Just win baby. Too bad the Chief Pant Load can't bring himself to adopt such a motto.

Beck should have warned that such political correctness is what got 13 people at Ft. Hood murdered. He should have warned that the Navy’s jack@ssary in this case will hurt recruitment and yes reenlistment.

Sadly we need the best military the most when Dopes are running things. When weak know nothing, do nothing be nothing Dolts are running things mistakes are made, miscalculations occur and we need a strong military to compensate for the Bow and then Kowtow cluelessness of the Dear Dope.

Climate book cooking

Proving that he’s the biggest dumb@ss to show up regularly on MSMBC – which means you have to be a pretty big dumb@ss - here’s what Eugene Robinson had to say about climate warm mongers (a Mark Styneism) cooking the global warming books:

Stop hyperventilating, all you climate change deniers. The purloined e-mail correspondence published by skeptics last week -- portraying some leading climate researchers as petty, vindictive and tremendously eager to make their data fit accepted theories -- does not prove that global warming is a fraud.

No Gene the e-mails don’t prove warm mongering is a fraud. They do prove that the people who are saying that the world is coming to end due to global warming are lying, manipulating, politically driven buffoons more interested in destroying wealth than protecting the planet. The e-mails do prove the data relied on by pompous clowns like AlGore jetting to and fro heralding the falling sky is a lie. So yeah Gene, hang in there waiting for the people who place temperature data collection sites by the air condition discharge or over the blacktop parking lot and who determine it was the “warmest year on record” because the idiots used the October temperature twice to clear this whole e-mail thing up.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Top 10 things to be thankful for

10. Living in America, where even a know nothing, do nothing, be nothing dope can be elected as the Dear Dope.

9. That once elected that same know nothing, do nothing, be nothing Dope has failed to totally wreck the country before Thanksgiving of his first year in office.

8. That the armed forces of this great nation continue perform with remarkable skill and professionalism in spite of being led by a Ditherer in Chief who is the head of a party that has continually accused those forces of murder, torture, failure and mocked their field commander.

7. That America still has ONE free and independent automaker – Ford. If you’re considering a new car, buy a Ford.

6. That if you cheat like crazy on your taxes year after year you will probably become Secretary of the Treasury or Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee.

5. Sarah Palin’s book and book tour because it is driving all the right people to distraction.

4. That if you plan the operation that blows up three American landmarks with 4 commercial airliners and kills nearly 3,000 Americans, you get an all expense paid trip to NYC where you get to proselytize to the snake like US media, other jihadis and the world about your cause for years.

3. Even if you are convicted of the most heinous war crime ever committed, you are more likely to die in prison of old age – particularly if Dear-DoPeloser-Crazy Harry-care passes – than you are from lethal injection.

2. If you are a jihadi, you can remain at war with America while America calls your operations “man made disasters” rather than acts of war or terrorism and treats you as if you are a common criminal who stole a pack of cigarettes from the 7-11.

An the #1 thing to be thankful for:
It’s big sis’s birthday Saturday. Too bad it falls on a weekend. That means no prank calls to her office pretending to be an unemployed, un-bonded, un-skilled plumber looking for work. No doubt she’ll be in some seedy MS gambling establishment looking like one of Marge Simpson's sisters smoking and drinking with all 64 gigs of her i Pod weighted down with Neil Diamond singing various versions of his three hit singles (the slow sad country version of Cracklin' Rose with the steel guitar is her favorite) while she fritters away her mom and dad’s gold supply that she found hidden in the false bottom of the showdown box she cheated her siblings out of. Happy Birthday sis.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Man Made Disaster bonds are the answer

Apparently, upset with Sarah Palin claiming every spare second of tv time across the nation lately, the Dear Dope (aka Truman) will return to the airwaves tonight (oops next Tuesday) to announce his decision on Afghanistan. It’s still early so leaks have not yet indicated what the Dope of Dopes might have to say about the situation. Given the Dope’s and Wedge’s decision for a civil trial for KSM, I suppose you would have to say that anything is possible.

Think about that one. The American people who voted the Dope into office have no clue where the Dope stands today on what he called “the necessary war” throughout the campaign. The Dope is just as likely to declare defeat as he is to meet his own top general’s request for more troops. We know he will not announce a path toward victory. The Ditherer in Chief not so long ago declared victory in Afghanistan a concept that he was not comfortable with. Way to buck up the troops risking life and limb over there @rsewipe.

I suspect Dumbo Ears will take some half measure designed to give hawks something - 20-30,000 more troops - but holding back enough to give wacko Libs something as well – “At least he didn’t send all 5 million troops and nuke the women and children like BusHitler would have.” So we’ll have some half strategy announced in 45 min talk about how it’s not really the deployed troops who have suffered during the Dope's dithering but rather he himself the Grand Dope of Dopes who is the victim for having to agonize over the decision interminably.

Paying for the Dope’s decision is another matter. One bright Demo-Dope congressman thinks we ought to have a surtax on the rich to pay for whatever the Lord Master of grand political and military strategy decides. I don’t think that can fly. Don’t we have the equal protection clause? How can we tax the rich to pay for a war that congress – the voice of the people – authorized?

Why not have a surtax on idiots to pay for the National Endowment of the Arts? Hollywood swells ought to be paying for the crap that comes out of that national embarrassment lock, stock and barrel. Anyone wearing tennis shoes with a tux should be forced to cough up $10,000 on the spot. Anyone paying more than $50 bucks for an ordinary pair of sneakers - like the Dear Dope’s mean wife who wore a $500 pair of sneakers with one of her clown outfits – ought to be charged another $500 every time they step into the public with the things on.

I actually do not mind the government raising money to fight the wars. How about war bonds? Instead of selling our debt to China, get Americans to buy bonds. As I recall that’s how a large portion of WWII was paid for. I’d buy a war bond a month and travel and pay to meet a war hero or two to support the cause I happen to believe in.

Oh, hell that’ll never work. I forgot we’re not at war anymore, and Man made Disaster Bonds just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Monday, November 23, 2009

If it's not going to pass, why buy the votes?

Well while the nation was basking in the Ohio State Buckeye’s sixth consecutive win over the Meatchicken Wolverines, land swindler Scrawny Harry Reid was using your tax dollars to buy off votes from recalcitrant Demo-Dope senators like Mary more money Landrieu to pass Harry Care. Just how much tax payer money does LA need to recover from a disaster that they had a score of years to prepare for and nearly a week to avoid yet did little or nothing but loot the treasury?

Now the same buffoons who did nothing to mitigate the disaster are lining up with hands extended for payoffs to clean the disaster up. Mary millions more Landrieu reportedly got 300 million for LA, if she’d vote yes to start the debate on Crazy Harry’s abortion bill, sorry healthcare bill. Many Demo-Dopes voted to open debate on a bill that they said they’d never support. Brilliant. That’s set’s them up for sort of the same famous winning campaign line of Cambodian war hero Francois Kerry, “I actually voted for it, before I voted against it.” That worked out so well for Kerry why not emulate it?

So while we’re all wildly celebrating another OSU win over MI, Scrawny is doling out 100s of millions in your hard earned tax dollars to buy Demo-Dope votes to open debate on a bill that supposedly has no chance of getting anywhere.

I do not believe that “it has no hope of passing,” or Scrawny wouldn’t have gone to so much trouble openly bribing his Corrupto-Crat buddies. What happened in the dead of night Saturday as we celebrated yet another OSU thumping of MI, was Dear-DoPeloser-Crazy Harry-Care inched closed to reality. This cannot be a good thing.

Oh did I mention while wearing throw back uniforms of the 1950s, OSU beat Michigan…again…21-10?

Friday, November 20, 2009

Palin fever: it's everywhere

Sarah Palin was in Ft. Wayne yesterday signing books. Lex didn’t go to see her. Lex doesn’t wait in lines for anything, even free beer – well, maybe free beer. Ask Lex jr. He has eaten enough Yak burgers by now to know that when he gets to the mall food court, he should just head for the place with no line, even if it’s the iguana on a stick place. Dad don’t wait in line. My favorite saying for these situations is: Communists wait in line for (fill in the commodity – say food). We’re Americans. We sit down and eat.

The lady who was first in line had been there since 4 in the afternoon the day BEFORE the signing was to begin. She traveled down from MI where she had waited in line for hours at another book signing but had arrived too late to meet Palin. So rather than go home disappointed, the woman jumped into her car and traveled 2 hours down to Ft. Wayne where she waited another 20 hours to be the very first in line. If I’m ever lost in the woods, I want this woman put in charge of the rescue operations.

Sarah has been everywhere. She is the new Truman. Thankfully replacing the Jug Eared Dope that had been all over the tv for so many months that you hated to turn the tube on for fear of seeing Excrement for Brains bowing down to the crazed military dictator of an island somewhere who was dressed in a grass skirt, no shoes and crossed bandoleers of bullets for a shirt, and the Dope begging the despot’s forgiveness for America’s shocking insensitivity to native islanders because the wake of US warships eventually lapped onto the island’s barbed wire strewn and mine infested beaches. Besides, come on, who would you rather look at, a skinny half-black Alfred E. Newman look-a-like or Sarah Palin?

Take a look at the cover of NewsWEAK. Rush Limbaugh asked, “Can you imagine them doing that Hillary Clinton?” The thought of NewsWEAK using a similar picture of the Shrillda Beast on the cover made me throw up in my mouth and is mental image that will probably ruin Thanksgiving dinner. To answer Rush’s question, no I can’t imagine them doing that to the Shrillda Beast. She’s just too damn (fill in the blank).

So, not everyone likes Sarah. And it turns out that that is a good thing for Palin. When you can list among the people who don’t like you, David Brooks, Sally Quinn, Eugene Robinson and a long list of left-wing bomb throwers and elitist buffoons, it tends to push book sales higher and ingratiate you to normal people. And that’s what’s got elitist everywhere guzzling their highfalutin wine by the gallon. The more they lambaste Palin, it seems, the more popular she becomes. But they just cannot leave her alone.
GBBM

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Dope and the Wedge declare KSM guilty

Bring the guilty bastard in. Let the wheels of justice spin.

If anyone had any doubts that Doofus McGoofus and Attorney General Wedge (the wedge is the simplest tool know to man) aka Holder are in over their heads, watch or read about some of the senate hearings on Wedge’s foolish decision to try KSM and four other Islamo-Terror-Fascists in NYC.

Trying to explain the inexplicable, Wedge looked like a slow 8th grader trying to explain his science project on thermodynamics to the science judges. After three questions it becomes apparent to everyone, even little Wedgie, that he doesn’t have a clue about the subject that he was supposed to have spent the last four months studying. The questioning goes something like this:

Judge: What is thermodynamics?

Wedgie: (Long pause) Hmmm. (Long Pause) Aaah. (Long pause) Could you repeat the question?

Given that KSM was willing to plead guilty, admit what he did and be hanged, it’s impossible for Wedge to argue bringing KSM to NYC is about justice. How can it be about justice when the Dope and the Wedge both said yesterday that the terrorist WOULD BE convicted and put death? The Dope denied saying that, but it is on tape.

So we have the two top law enforcement officers in the country declaring the defendant guilty BEFORE the trial!!! How does that “show the world” anything but that these cases are destined to be nothing more than show trials along the ChiCom line with the results already determined?

Jonah Goldberg Nails it:


Every day it appears more and more that the White House wants it both ways. They want to claim that this is a fair trial but also an act of venegeance. The terrorists will be treated as if they might be innocent — key to a fair trial — but at the end of the day they’ll get their comeuppance. If KSM & Co. get off on a technicality, don’t worry, they’ll still be locked up, but when they’re convicted the White House will claim it was always a fair process. They’ll get a fair trial from an impartial jury in New York, but it’s “fitting” and “poetic justice” that the jury will be drawn from the community that was viciously attacked on 9/11. Fair but vengeul, honest but foreordained, instructive to the world but really just about the law: the rhetoric from the White House and the Democrats isn’t persuasive to those who listen closely and certainly won’t be persuasive to foreigners Obama is determined to impress.


So what’s up with the Dear Dope and Wedge bring the Islamo-Terrorist to NYC at great expense (Chuckles Schumer is asking the Feds for 75 million in start up money for the trial) and confusion?

It is the OJ trial on steroids. OJ successfully put the LA police Dept. and Mark Furman on trial and OJ walked. KSM and the others will be putting the Bush administration and the CIA on trial.

The Griffin’s take:

They [The Dear Dope and Wedge] want water boarding as the focus. My prediction is that the NY Federal Court will throw out all charges because of our interrogation techniques and KSM and others, and this will end up in front of a military court. Do-gooders can’t help themselves. It is not about justice. It is about show. Show the world we are a country of laws that does not let “torture” go without consequences. They can “embarrass” Bush, Cheney, and the CIA and then throw the case out .

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Dope's web site all about a three letter word id-ee-ot

This is Lex Libertas greeting you live from the 10,000th district of the 57th State. During the campaign, B-HO claimed:

"It is wonderful to be back in Oregon. Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."

See a lot of people think that the Dear Dope is so stupid that he thinks that there are 57 states. Actually he’s so stupid that he thinks that there are 60. 57 + “one to go” + Alaska + Hawaii = 60. Also there’s the, “my staff would not justify it" line. Hmmm. Just exactly who works for whom? I guess his staff won’t allow him to make a decision on Afghanistan either.

So anyhoo, the Dear Dope thinks (or thought somebody has probably clued him in by now) that there are 60 states. This from a guy that is supposed to be sooooooo smart – he won’t release his transcripts though – and soooooo smooth on the campaign trail. Some National Endowment for the Arts suck-up called the Dear Dolt "the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar." Well that explains it. Jug Ears was skipping Social Studies to work on his English papers.

And they called GWB stupid. At least GWB released his transcripts and as it turned out by most measurable standards was smarter than both of his pompous wind bag opponents - divinity school drop out AlGore and Cambodian War hero Fran├žois Kerry. And unlike the Dear Douche, GWB made no pretext about being the smartest guy in the room. Quite the opposite, he used self effacing humor about his school days all of the time.

So now, to prop up Arugula Boy, Demo-Dopes all across the country are filling in his 10 imaginary states with imaginary congressional districts. So far, according to the Dear Dope’s own useless web site, Porkulus funds have “saved or created” jobs in 440 congressional districts that do not exist. Wow! Right now there are only 435 members in the House of Representatives. So the 440 puts us over the top for a whole New United States. Maybe we could send all the brain dead Libs to the New USA and let them rework there failed socialist government experiments there.

But really what did you expect? Dopulus Maximus was an ACORN organizer, so lying and cheating comes natural. Then he turned the tracking of Porkulus money over to the Slowest Joe in history - Slow Joe Biden. Remember, Slow Joe thinks J-O-B-S is a three letter word. Given the dynamic of lying cheating ACORN type Demo-Dopes putting data into the database and Slow Joe overseeing the process, can anyone really say that they are shocked that corruption and stupidity abound with the program?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Turdbin taking the jobs the world doesn't want

Sen RC Turdbin (Demo-Dope IL) thinks it’s a good idea to bring G’itmo detainees to IL because IL needs the jobs. Well there you have it. All the proof anyone would ever need that the Dearest of all Dopes’ stimulus plan is working. Working so well in fact that IL is willing to bring a couple of hundred hardcore terrorists into their midst just so they can get a few jobs.

Way to go Turdbin. You just threw the switch on the brightest light yet on what a colossal failure Dopenomics has been. How bad is it? Well it’s so bad small towns in IL are signing up to import Islamo-Terror-Fascists. Yeah, that’s right when everyone else is trying to keep them out; Turdbin thinks it’s a great idea to bring them in because the idiotic idea will bring with it a few government jobs. What better sign of economic recovery could there be?

And who knows maybe it’ll work out for IL. When all of the jihadis begin traveling to IL to be near their friends, imagine the boon to tourism and travel trades in the area. Hookah pipe shops will be overflowing. A new Mosque will be a must. Prayer rugs, explosives, suicide belts and AK47 sales will go through the roof. The community will also save a boat load of dough on law enforcement and prosecution when Shari law takes effect. Of course pork producers will take a hit, but you have to give up something.

And if/when something bad happens, like the local courthouse or pizza parlor going up in a big cloud of dust, no doubt the government will rush in, and after 8 or more year of vacillation over the design, build a new one.

There are government programs for relocating repeat sex offenders. Maybe Turdbin and other IL Demo-Dopes would like to get in on that program as well. If you’re going to dump human debris, you might as well put it all in one spot. Or is Barney Frank trying to get sex offenders into his district as dating opportunities? The government also needs a place to dump toxic and nuclear waste. Turdbin’s logic should place IL at the top of the list.

Turdbin and his crowd are the EXACT same people who bitch when Wall Mart tries to come to town. They protest and bring law suit after law suit to prevent those jobs from coming in. You can bet if someone suggested a tax break for some American industry to build a plant – say an oil refinery or a nuclear power plant in IL, Turdbin would leading the charge to stop. But a few crummy prison jobs to house human waste sure. Why not?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Hang 'em and be done with it, that'll "show the world" we're serious

If putting terrorist on trial in NYC makes us look good to the world, why doesn’t the Dear Dope and the wedge he hired as Attorney General give all the terrorist a criminal trial? Where does the Dope draw the line on who gets a criminal trail? KSM gets a criminal trial because…why? Other lesser know Islamo-Terror-Fascists get military tribunals, why? And if they all get criminal trials shouldn’t some un-uniformed illegal combatant setting off a IED in Iraq be transported back to NYC for trial?

If we’re trying to show the world how magnanimous we are, shouldn’t all of these ITF get criminal trials? And if the trial process is supposed to so open and fair how can the Dear Dope and Wedge keep telling us that these creeps will be convicted and will death penalty? It just doesn’t seem like it can be all that fair if the Wedge and the Dope say it’s in the bag. And if the outcome is seen by the world as pre-ordained, how can that show the world anything other than the Wedge and the Dope fixed the trial.

This is all BS. All these guys are war criminals and deserve a short rope after a short trial by military tribunal. Instead we’re going give this vermin all the rights of a US citizen and spend millions upon millions to allow these ITF bastards and to put the US on trial before the world. These scum bags will all have the best legal teams available and the entire process will be circus.

It is going to the OJ trial on steroids. Instead of putting the police department on trial, the lawyers will be putting the CIA and the Bush administration on trial. Sadly, the result may be the same. Nothing in life can be guaranteed.

Prediction: Nothing good will come of this.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Here's how libs can balance the budget without raising taxes

The next time you hear some Lib talking about how we need more taxes to help deformed, left handed, pigmy girls with speech impediments get free lunches at the free health care facility where they get free abortions at the free college they attend, tell them to send their money in. Go to this wed site and scroll down to this entry:

How do you make a contribution to reduce the debt?

Make your check payable to the Bureau of the Public Debt, and in the memo section, notate that it is a Gift to reduce the Debt Held by the Public. Mail your check to:


Attn Dept GBureau of the Public Debt
P. O. Box 2188
Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188

Memorize that address. When the Libs start talking about “government needs to spend more on blah, blah, blah” give ‘em the address and tell them to give until it hurts.

I’m thinking about printing up some business cards with this information on them. I’ll put something terribly clever on the front of them like:

Think higher taxes will help? What’s holding YOU back? Send in your money. Here’s how.

Or: Uncle Sam wants YOU…to pay more. (With the Uncle Sam recruiting poster logo)

Or: "It's time to be patriotic, time to jump in, time to be part of the deal, time to help get America out of the rut." TIME TO PAY UP! (with a smirky picture of Slow Joe Biden)

And the information about voluntary contributions on the back.

I’ll send a couple of them to the Slow Joe’s and Michael Moore’s of the world and ask them to send in the money; put the canceled check on the Internet; or shut the hell up.

Oh yeah, block out the check routing number Joe.

No Joe, the check routing number is not the amount the check was written for. The check routing number is that long number at the bottom of your check with your account information.
Huh, what’s account information? You’ll have to ask your aid to explain this to you. Besides, you’ll never need to do this. Like all Libs, you’re just a hypocritical windbag better at telling everyone else what to do than setting the example yourself

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Screw diversity, give me commitment and competence

Anyone who wonders how an incident like Ft. Hood could happen need look no further than the recent words of Army Chief of Staff Gen George Casey. While making the rounds of the Sunday talk shows, Casey let go with this bit of lunacy:

“Our diversity, not only in our Army, but in our country, is a strength. And as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that’s worse.”

My next question to the Gen would have been, “How many left handed blind epileptic dwarfs are currently serving in the Army?” Followed by, “In the name of diversity, can we expect that you’ll be focusing your recruiting efforts on enlisting Americans who fall into this vital demographic?”

Our nation’s motto is one of diversity. From many, we are one. It seems to me that too many people are forgetting the “one” part of that motto. Diversity at the chow hall is great. Diversity in an officer’s commitment to his oath or a soldier’s diversity in his commitment to the mission is BS. In these matters there can be no diversity only sameness.

The military is a very DISCRIMINATING organization. We shouldn’t let DIVERSITY trump mission accomplishment. We shouldn’t put people at risk just for the sake of having people think that any Tom, Dick, Harry or Jane can do the job. They CAN’T.

I do not know when discrimination got such a bad name. Discrimination allows one to distinguish the light at the end of the tunnel from the on coming train. No question, the higher the endeavor, the more discrimination is taking place. Ask any professional athlete.

So screw diversity. Set high standards and push people to meet and exceed those standards and if only left handed blind epileptic dwarfs meet the standard then so be it. Do not keep lowering the standards so that we get the right number of weak stupid people running the Army so it’ll “look like America.”

But lauding diversity isn’t even the dumbest part of Gen Casey’s comment. How about, “as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that’s worse.” Huh? 13 dead and couple of dozen wounded, but losing diversity is worse? What does that mean? Does it mean we should tolerate soldiers being gunned down on their posts 2 or 3 times a year as long the gunmen and their victims “look like America.” How many soldiers need to be killed before commitment and competence outweighs diversity?

I for one am happy to see spineless PC military BS go the way of the three prong pitch fork before we have anything else that even comes close to resembling Ft. Hood happen again.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Islamo-Terro-Fascists & jelly doughnuts

There are a couple of Dear Doperisms that must be addressed.

First: Remember when racist Skippy Gates got into trouble with Cambridge, MA police for breaking and entering into his own home? How were the cops supposed to know? All those houses look alike - you know what I mean.

Anyway, Skippy was breaking into his house. The cops seeing a man breaking down the door of home thought something nefarious was afoot, somehow they should have known better. So they rolled in on the Skipster. Skippy didn’t like it – at all. He took after the officers who were doing their job to protect HIS property.

So the smooth and creamy Skippy decides that it is in his best interest to confront the cops. You know the age old logic. Why go with the simple, yes officer, no officer, I beg your pardon officer, when a, “get your racist honky white ass off my lawn pig” will do?

Well what do you know? In the flash of the digital mug shot camera down at the precinct, instead of soaking his heels in a warm tub, Skippy was cooling them at the Cambridge PD Gray Bar Hotel.

Enter the Dearest and Dopiest of all Dear Dopes who, after admitting he didn’t know a damn thing about the case, acted stupidly by saying the cops acted stupidly. The Dope decides that the best way to patch things up is by having racist Skippy and the Cop over to the White House for a beer. Brilliant.

Now having learned from that experience, when scores of people are gunned down by an Islamo-Terror-Fascist at Ft. Hood, Dolt of Dolts warns us not jump to conclusions. Yet today, as enough evidence has been uncovered so that even Inspector Clouseau could connect the dots, Dopulus Maximus urges calm. What’s next – the victims and the Maj. Hasan all get together at the White House for a beer in the hopes of better soldier/ITF relations? Oops Islamos don’t drink alcohol make it green tea.

The Supreme Dope is willing to throw the Cambridge police department under the bus for arresting one of his racist buds who desperately needed arresting, but urges calm when an ITF kills 13 and wounds dozens more. The words - Complete - Douche and Bag come to mind.

Next: On Monday the Dear Dope addressed the gathering commemorating the fall of the Berlin wall. Dopey Doofus used the occasion to talk about JFK and, of course, himself. Hmm. JFK was responsible for allowing the wall to be built in the first place and had D2 had his way, the wall would still be standing today.

King Dope made no mention of any of the four main characters responsible for the fall of the wall – President Reagan, PM Thatcher, Lech Walesa or Pope JP2.

So you have the Grand Dope invoking JFK who uttered the famous phrase “Ich bin ein Berliner” which in German means “I am a jelly doughnut” but no mention of the man who stood at the gate and in perfect English demanded, “Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”

I guess Arugula Boy likes jelly doughnuts.

OooooRah! The Marine Corps turns 234 today!

On Nov 1, 1921 Gen John LeJeune published the first Marine Corps Birthday Message. It is re-published here:

On November 10, 1775, a Corps of Marines was created by a resolution of the Continental Congress. Since that date, many thousand men have borne the name Marine. In memory of them, it is fitting that we who are Marines should commemorate the Birthday of our Corps by calling to mind the glories of its long and illustrious history.

The record of our Corps is one which will bear comparison with that of the most famous military organizations in the world's history. During 90 of the 146 years of it's existence the Marine Corps has been in action against the nations foes. From the battle of Trenton to the Argonne. Marines have won foremost honors in war, and in the long eras of tranquility at home. Generation after generation of Marines have grown gray in war in both hemispheres and in every corner of the seven seas that our country and its citizens might enjoy peace and security.

In every battle and skirmish since the birth of our Corps Marines have acquitted themselves with the greatest distinction, winning new honors on each occasion until the term Marine has come to signify all that is highest in military efficiency and soldierly virtue.

This high name of distinction and soldierly repute we who are Marines today have received from those who preceded us in the Corps. With it we also received from them the eternal spirit which has animated our Corps from generation to generation and has been the distinguishing mark of the Marines in every age. So long as that spirit continues to flourish Marines will be found equal to every emergency in the future as they have been in the past, and the men of our nation will regard us as worthy successors to the long line of illustrious men who have served as "Soldiers of the Sea" since the founding of the Corps.

This year the Marine Corps has gone high-tech. Take 9 minutes and watch Gen Conway’s 2009 Marine Corps Birthday message.

Monday, November 09, 2009

Lex takes on the USCCB

The bulletin at church this week contained a insert expressing the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops' tenative support for Pelosi/Dear-Dope-a-care if the Stupak Amendment prohibiting federally funded abortion was adopted. Lex fired off the following to his bishop:

Dear Bishop D’Arcy:

I read with concern the USCCB’s bulletin insert on health care reform. While the USCCB’s stand against federally funded abortions is correct, does anyone at the USCCB seriously believe that the 9th Circuit won’t overturn the Stupak amendment at the first opportunity? The bulletin also misses the mark in several other areas.

First, the bulletin expresses the USCCB’s concern that none of the bills before congress, as currently written, provide adequate access to health care for immigrants and the poor. What evidence is there that the government will be able run the health care industry? What one current government program does the USCCB cite as proof that government is ready and capable of providing health care for the nation? The current flu shot debacle ought to give us all pause about turning any part of our health care over to another incompetent government bureaucracy.

Next, by turning the health care needs of the poor over to government aren’t we becoming a bit like Mr. Scrooge? When asked for a donation to help the poor, Mr. Scrooge replied, “My taxes go to pay for the prisons, and the poorhouses. The homeless must go there." If a government run health care system is adopted and supported by the USCCB, what justification are the Bishops going to have for asking Catholics for more donations to help the poor? One might argue, “Hey, we raised taxes on ourselves at your urging to help the poor. Why are you still asking for donations? Let the government do it.”

It seems to me that the Church and other private organization do a much better job ministering the poor than the government. I do not believe the question, “What have you done to help the poor?” is best answered by saying, “Well, I did what the USCCB urged, I paid more taxes.”

The best way to help the poor is to oppose any government involvement in the health care system (that includes the mismanaged and broke MediCare/Caid systems). We currently have the best health care system in the world. How is it going to help the poor by allowing a bloated inefficient incompetent and often corrupt federal government to destroy that system? Who will be helped when the best health care system in the world is destroyed?

Last, the USCCB bulletin mentions health care for “immigrants” but doesn’t specify legal or illegal immigrants. Which is it? Does the USCCB have in mind a number of illegal immigrants that ought to be allowed into the US? Maybe the USCCB ought to be like the captain of a lifeboat determining how many can be safely taken aboard before the boat capsizes and everyone drowns. Look at California. The “captain” there decided that not only could everybody get on board but that every need of everyone onboard the boat would be provided free of charge. Now that state goes broke every other week. That is what will happen to the US if any of this madness is made law.

Friday, November 06, 2009

Kill the bastard quickly

What do the Luby’s massacre, Ft. Hood, VA Tech and every other mass shooting have in common? The shooting stops when responsible people with guns arrive on scene.

Even before the dead at Ft. Hood had been identified, media fools were on the air talking about getting more gun control laws to prevent such events. It’s the same old argument, people don’t kill people, guns do. That is a silly argument. It’s like the usual headlines regarding an accident involving an SUV; SUV runs red light kills three. The SUV didn’t run the red light. The idiot driving while talking on the cell did.

One boob even compared the Ft. Hood shooting to the Luby’s massacre. Intoning in a serious manner that Texas laws were changed after the shootings – implying that even in Texas tighter gun-control laws were adopted after Luby’s. The guy, a FOX radio reporter Mike Macowitz (SP?), is a clueless fool.

New gun laws were adopted in TX after the Luby’s massacre. In 1995 the Texas Legislature passed a shall-issue gun law, which requires that all qualifying applicants be issued a Concealed Handgun License, removing the personal discretion of the issuing authority to deny such licenses. TX knew back in 1995 what John Lott has proven since, more guns equals less crime.

The law was changed in part due to the testimony of Suzanna Hupp at an inquiry looking into the Luby’s massacre. Hupp told investigators that she had brought a handgun to Luby's the day of the massacre but had left it in her vehicle because laws in force at the time forbade the carrying of firearms. Both of Hupps’ parents were killed at Luby’s. She has regretted not violating the law since.

As for the human debris that committed this act of domestic terrorism, (yeah TERRORISM! the word the King Dope and his merry band of morons cannot bring themselves to say) he should be “questioned” in the most aggressive manner possible to determine what other acts of terrorism he might know about. Then he should be turned over to the state of Texas to be prosecuted for murder and treason and executed by the end of the year.

As regular readers of this page know, I have a real problem with the death penalty. I believe that the state should have a death penalty, because if it deters even one murder over 100 years, it’s worth it. But if a state is going to have the law, it must be prepared to use it from time to time. Death penalty cases should be reserved for the most heinous crimes. Cases must be iron clad, fast tracked and the sentence administered quickly.

This case meets all of the criteria. Hassan should be dead before Christmas, before he has a chance for book deal ghost written by Bill Ayers and a Michael Moore made for tv movie starring Sean Penn as Hassan.

This really pisses me off.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

For Demo-Dopes NY 23 like beating your 8 yr old at ping pong

Demo-Dopes, led the Dopiest of all Dopes himself, and their Borg-like media lackeys are trying to mask the stench of their stinging defeats Tues by saying they defeated Palin’s candidate and won NY 23. And so they did. But that win can no more cover the smell of the rotting maggot infested Demo-Dope political corpses in VA and NJ than a single rose can mask the foul odor of the swine barn at the county fair on a hot summer day.

Demo-Dope leader and the dumbest woman in North America Granny Pelosi told us Demo-Dopes won, so it has to be true. After all she promised the ethical House in history and except, closed door dealings done in the dark of night, calling Americans Nazis, assassins and terrorists and that list of House Demo-Dope crooks as long as your arm led by Charlie tax? What taxes? Rangel, she has pretty much kept that promise. So why should we question her judgment on Tuesday’s elections?

If they want to ignore VA and NJ and call NY 23 the bell weather of American political thought these days fine go ahead. NY 23 was like the father son T-ball game. Everyone but the boys knows who will win. Then after the game the boys sit around at the picnic talking about how they crushed the dads.

Doug Hoffman is political new-comer, living outside the district for which he was running, running on third party ticket, against well-know political hacks whose names each appeared on the ballot TWICE and who were backed by party money and organization. When the Republi-Rat dropped out of the race at the last minute, she backed the Demo-Dope candidate. Yet Hoffman still got within 4% points. And the campaign starts today for a seat that will be contested again in Nov 2010. Not much of win if you ask me. But as my old high school football coach told us, “a win is a win, I don’t care if you beat the Girl Scouts.” So the Demo-Dopes eked out a win against the political equivalent of the Girl Scouts and have bragging rights until next Nov.

Palin once again saved the Republican party from itself and its brain-dead know-nothing political wizards. Had she and others not come in and endorsed Hoffman and in doing so rejected the Demo-Dope lite candidate Scozafava, the results would have been the same or worse. If Scozafava had won, the worst possible out come in my opinion, Demo-Dope lite RINOs and the MSM would be telling us that conservatives must reject their principles and go with domestic weasels and socialist leaning candidates like Scozafava.

Had the local Republican leadership in NY 23 not had their heads planted so deeply up their butts and nominated a Republican, this whole mess could have been avoided.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Dope says, "Uhh, I'm way too stupid to care about election results"

Lex got unbugged and...

Yahoo has always been left leaning – like everything else you run across these days. If you do not believe that assessment, take a look at the top stories on the browser’s home page at 6:30 this morning:

Earthquake injures 700, cuts power in southern Iran
Vietnam storm death toll rises to 91 Typhoon Mirinae
U.S. officials meet with Myanmar opposition leader
Democrat wins House seat in heavily GOP area of N.Y.
3 missing N.D. college students found dead in pond

Nothing on a stunning Republican win in…oh, what’s a word for 10 times more than “heavily”…near unanimously Demo-Dope New Jersey.

Really, what’s a more compelling story:

A Demo-Dope wins an OPEN NY House district 48% t0 46% where the “Republican” candidate drops out at the last minute, endorses the Demo-Dope, and the Republi-Rat's name stays on the ballot siphoning off 5% of the vote or

a Republican bringing down a SITTING Demo-Dope governor in the bluest of blue states 49% to 44% - a race where the glorious universally loved and adored Dear Dope campaigned “heavily” for Demo-Dope Corzine who still lost handily?

Then there was the absolute @rsewhipping the Demo-Dope candidate for governor in VA Creigh Deeds took losing by a whopping 18% points.

The Dear Dope, ever the dope, claimed he wasn’t even watching the returns, opting instead to take in a basketball game. First, if Rush Limbaugh had said something like, “the Dear Dope is sooooo irresponsible, lazy and disconnected from the people, he’ll probably be engrossed in some basketball game and won’t even watch the returns” he’d be labeled a racist for stereotyping America’s first half-black president. But really what does it say about a president who by his own admission purposefully “ignores” elections to watch a basketball game? Makes one wonder about his deliberations on Afghanistan.

I do not believe for a second that the Dear Dope wasn’t paying attention to results but what does a pol gain by saying, “elections? What elections?” That's just plain stupid. Well on second though, maybe the Dope wasn’t watching the returns.

Oh well, so Yahoo is another left leaning load of crap. So what? Demo-Dopes and the Grand Dope himself still took a terrible beating last night. So I guess the Dope will be all over the airwaves today talking about how he, The Magnificent One, saved or created one Demo-Dope House seat.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Dope target's Lex copmupter

I'm having computer problems. I suspect foul play from the Dope's Internet Czar. Will be up tomorrow.?