Turdbin taking the jobs the world doesn't want

Sen RC Turdbin (Demo-Dope IL) thinks it’s a good idea to bring G’itmo detainees to IL because IL needs the jobs. Well there you have it. All the proof anyone would ever need that the Dearest of all Dopes’ stimulus plan is working. Working so well in fact that IL is willing to bring a couple of hundred hardcore terrorists into their midst just so they can get a few jobs.

Way to go Turdbin. You just threw the switch on the brightest light yet on what a colossal failure Dopenomics has been. How bad is it? Well it’s so bad small towns in IL are signing up to import Islamo-Terror-Fascists. Yeah, that’s right when everyone else is trying to keep them out; Turdbin thinks it’s a great idea to bring them in because the idiotic idea will bring with it a few government jobs. What better sign of economic recovery could there be?

And who knows maybe it’ll work out for IL. When all of the jihadis begin traveling to IL to be near their friends, imagine the boon to tourism and travel trades in the area. Hookah pipe shops will be overflowing. A new Mosque will be a must. Prayer rugs, explosives, suicide belts and AK47 sales will go through the roof. The community will also save a boat load of dough on law enforcement and prosecution when Shari law takes effect. Of course pork producers will take a hit, but you have to give up something.

And if/when something bad happens, like the local courthouse or pizza parlor going up in a big cloud of dust, no doubt the government will rush in, and after 8 or more year of vacillation over the design, build a new one.

There are government programs for relocating repeat sex offenders. Maybe Turdbin and other IL Demo-Dopes would like to get in on that program as well. If you’re going to dump human debris, you might as well put it all in one spot. Or is Barney Frank trying to get sex offenders into his district as dating opportunities? The government also needs a place to dump toxic and nuclear waste. Turdbin’s logic should place IL at the top of the list.

Turdbin and his crowd are the EXACT same people who bitch when Wall Mart tries to come to town. They protest and bring law suit after law suit to prevent those jobs from coming in. You can bet if someone suggested a tax break for some American industry to build a plant – say an oil refinery or a nuclear power plant in IL, Turdbin would leading the charge to stop. But a few crummy prison jobs to house human waste sure. Why not?