Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Better than Bernake: The End

Better than Bernake far:
Favre
Climategate Person(s)
Glenn Beck
Tea Party people

And Lex’s most better than Bernake person of the year is:

A tie. Actually a three way tie between Liz and Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin.

The Cheney’s more than any other conservative set the record on the Dear Dope straight in clear language that even he could understand. On Iran, they stopping just short calling him what thinking people know him to be, a narcissistic lying bumbling idiot. And in the course of telling the truth about Jug Ears, the Cheneys managed to irritate all of the right people – morons on the left.

Dick Cheney is obviously the most qualified person alive today to be president of the United States. Yes, he’s more qualified that all living previous presidents and vice presidents – maybe combined. But he has a slow ticker and no passion for politics so he’s out.

His daughter Liz may surface somewhere down the road though. She takes after her old man in a though straight forward presentation and doesn’t suffer fools lightly. She has honed her skilled making the lefties on MSNBC squirm like a bucket of worms in unapologetic defense of her dad and the Bush administration. Except for her dad and possibly Karl Rove, she may be the best spokesman for that administration. Yeah, spokesman – screw your pale gender neutral he/she her/his spokesperson policeman/crime stopper BS.

Sarah Palin has the biggest book of the year out. She’s a private citizen that has RINOs, Demo-Dopes, the Lamestream and the glitter class all running scared. Why? They all dump on her. Why? The simple answer is that Palin scares the crap out of them. She taps into the Tea Party movement better than anyone. She uses technology better than any Republican.

It was Palin’s tweet on health care that started the revolt. Her use of the words “death panels” caused people to take a step back and start asking questions. The next thing you knew, people were protesting in the streets and “disrupting” town halls by asking serious questions of their elected officials – who had few answers but to ask the questioner to leave. When CA Governor Ahhhhnold, poked at Palin on Dear-Dope-a-care, Palin poked back – hard. She asked Ahhhnold, again in tweet that received national attention, who he was to tell anyone about anything. His state is broke and teetering on bankruptcy because of Ahhhhnold’s spend thrift ways. If America takes Ahhhnold’s advice, it will end up in the same boat.

Best of all, like the Cheneys, Palin pisses all of the right people off. Nothing better than seeing the David Brooks’, Keith Oberdouche et al stumbling over themselves to try to knock this woman down and in the process knocked each other down.

Better than Bernake is kind of an endless list, but those are mine. I’m off now until next year. Have a blessed and great Christmas and New Year. If you can’t get what you want, try getting someone else what they want, it’s even better.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Better than Bernake: Part 4

So far in Lex’s “Better than Bernake” we have Favre, Climategate Leaker(s) and Glenn Beck. Today, how about those Tea Party renegades?

Never were so many so unfairly mischaracterized by so few. But it helps when the few are mainly Lamestreamers, politicians and actors. Hmmmmm, politicians and actors, are those two separate groups anymore?

These Americans were the butt of late night jokes and still they rallied. These Americans were beaten by union thugs and still they rallied. These Americans were called every name in the book from racist to some grotesque homosexual sex practice and still they rallied. These Americans showed up at the town halls and created news by making brain-dead pols (a set of the whole) squrim when asked unanswerable questions like, “Where in the constitution does it allow you to force healthcare on American citizens?” And, “You swore an oath to uphold the constitution. Do you ever intend to keep that oath?”

No matter how much they were ridiculed, lied about and tormented by the glitter class, they would not go away and they rallied. The second person in line to secession of the presidency referred to them as Nazis. Another pol likened them to Tim McVeigh. Most Hollywood actors and pols just dismissed them as racists. The worst thing you can be called these days, because you have to spend every minute addressing the charge weather true or not.

But the most vile epitaph was being labeled teabaggers by the by a class of hyper-sensitive weasels. If a Tea Party representative called Anderson Cooper of CNNs never watched “Anderson Cooper 360” a “teabagging homo” which happens to be true, all hell would break loose about how callus, hateful and out of touch the Tea Party members are. But if someone in the glitter class uses a homosexual slur against ordinary Americans for standing up against an onerous out of control government, well that is perfectly OK. It’s particularly OK when said government is being run by a Dear Dope.

It’s like the word nigger. A black can use it 157 times in a 30 minute stand up comedy routine, a 3 minute rap song or during a 30 second tv spot and nothing happens. Some white guy says, “Well I don’t think the word 'nigger' should be used so casually if at all.” Well Revs Al and Jesse show up and get the guy fired or suspended; the New Black Panthers take a day off from voter intimidation and riot and the Dear Dope demands a discussion about race in America. The same group of people who claim to be offended by Tom Sawyer because of the use of the word nigger, laugh, groove along and watch intently as their favorite black “artists” use the term gratuitously.

The Tea Party goers and doers suffered all of the outrages hurled against them and the Dear Dope’s dream of passing bi-partisan Dear-Dope-a-care by Aug died in hundreds of rallies and town halls across America. What was Bernake doing?

Monday, December 21, 2009

Lex's person of the year: Part 3

So let’s see Lex has considered Brett Farve and the person(s) who exposed global hoaxers as phony warm mongers as his person of the year in lieu of the dull and colorless Ben Bernake who, like all Libs, is partially to blame for the problem he now claims he is fixing.

Today let’s consider Glenn Beck. Love him or hate him – I’ve been both camps – he’s on fire. Three best selling books at one time, a highly rated radio program and the highest rated for his time slot - by from here to the moon – tv show. That doesn’t consider is efforts in the 9-12 project that was such a huge success the only thing the lamestreamers could do was to ignore it.

He also brought down Van Jones while exposing what a bunch of far left socialist and communists the Dear Dope has employed at your White House. And he’s done it all with a sharp wit, a smile and an unapologetic sincerity.

Who would you rather have a beer with Ben Bernake or Glenn Beck? I’d go with Glenn, because Beck is a recovering alcoholic so I’d get both beers.

On a different note, how much of your hard earned tax dollars do suppose Harry Reid had promise Ben Nelson to cave on the Dear-Dope-a-care bill? Landrieu got 300 million for the crooks in LA and all she had to do was feign objection. What must it have cost us to buy off someone who had real objection? I sent his office a one word e-mail - COWARD!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Better than Bernake: Part 2

Ben Bernake was named Times’ “person” of the year. Lex noted yesterday that would be sort of like giving Dillinger an award for bank security or the Dear Dope the Nobel Peace Prize, wait scratch that.

Anyway in yesterday’s “better” than Bernake column, Lex named Brett Favre as a better choice.

Today Lex names the person(s) who exposed the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) at the University of East Anglia as frauds, liars, cheats and scoundrels who are about as interested in science as Lex jr. is in learning how to knit.

First note of interest is that, even they do not know who is responsible for releasing the e-mails, the lamestreamers and certain Demo-Dopes insist on saying that the e-mails were “hacked” or stolen. Maybe not. Maybe they were just released by an insider who had finally had enough of the pompous lying windbags. Perhaps no laws were broken. Perhaps the only nefarious act was the embarrassing exposure of a conspiracy among a bunch of lying jackasses. Maybe the only thing untoward in the whole incident is the breaking of some inner bureaucratic rules that can get you fired but not thrown in jail.

Ain’t it funny that when military secrets are leaked, the NYT claims that it MUST run with the story because it is in the public interest? Those doing the leaking are not traitorous weasels but rather patriots and protected whistle blowers. But when someone exposes AlGore and his acolytes for ten years of lies, theft and just making it up, they are vilified and threatened with prosecution.

Even the main climate know nothing clown, AlGore, had to backtrack last week like Lex looking for his glasses. AlGore cited a study that he claimed indicated that there was a 75% chance that the polar ice would completely disappear in the summer months within five years. Too bad the guy who conducted the study heard the bloated goofball and publicly told him that he was full hot air; that the study indicated no such thing and he had no idea where AlGore was getting his information. It’s obvious where he’s getting it, from the CRU.

Now all of the world’s climate swells are gathering in Copenhagen to pat themselves on the back for running such an efficient scam. As they engage in all of the behavior that they tell us to reject, not a word is mentioned about the phony science that their house of cards is built upon. It’s like a spouse coming home and seeing their loved one in bed with another. Instead of outrage, the spouse acts as if nothing has happened. Better to pretend everything is OK than upset the kids or ruin the good thing they have going.

Last is that it is tax fraud as well as scientific fraud. The scientist at the CRU ought to be prosecuted for that. We know that these weasels are sucking up federal grant money to create lies about the climate that they then intend to use to destroy our economy. Throw the bums in jail.

So for exposing these creeps, Lex’s better than Bernake choice of the day is the person(s) who released the e-mails from the CRU. Well Done!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Egghead of the year

Some egghead named Ben Bernanke was named Time Magazine’s “person of the year.” So the Dear Dope is passed over for the Heisman Trophy and Time’s Person of the Year all in one week. He and Michelle have gotta be pissed. But he’s still got his Nobel Prize and that comes with a cash award.

Bernake is the head of the Federal Reserve Board and has been since 2005 when nominated by President Bush. Now I, like 99.9% of Americans, had no idea what the Fed Chairman does, so I looked it up. He’s America’s banker. His duties apparently fall into four broad categories:

1. Conducting the nation's monetary policy by influencing monetary and credit conditions in the economy in pursuit of maximum employment, stable prices, and moderate long-term interest rates.

2. Supervising and regulating banking institutions to ensure the safety and soundness of the nation's banking and financial system, and protect the credit rights of consumers.

3. Maintaining stability of the financial system and containing systemic risk that may arise in financial markets.

4. Providing financial services to depository institutions, the U.S. government, and foreign official institutions, including playing a major role in operating the nation's payments system.

Well, uhmmm, excuse me. Time? Hello? Time! Just which one of those categories DIDN’T Mr. Bernake screw up beyond all recognition?

Monetary policy? The dollar is nearly worthless, but there are nearly twice as many of them floating around now as there were a year ago so by mid-2010 it’ll become even more worthless.

Supervising and regulating banking institutions? Well thank goodness Bernake got that one right and we didn’t end up bailing out America’s largest banks to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars. Oh wait we DID do that.

Maintaining stability of the financial system? Ha! Nobody’s buying that one.

Providing financial services to depository institutions, the U.S. government, and foreign official institutions, including playing a major role in operating the nation's payments system? Well, well,well, we might have stumbled upon something here. I’m absolutely certain Mr. Bernake is paying off all of the right people – foreign and domestic – with our hard earned tax dollars.

Hey look, I’m not surprised. When a know nothing, do nothing, be nothing jug eared fool can win the Nobel Prize because of what he might do. Well, anything is possible. But you have wonder, how long can the Nobel Committee continue to honor dolts and buffoons before it becomes a joke? How long can the Academy Awards hand out honors to Mocumentaries so riddled with lies and half truths as to be comical? Sadly we right thinking people know that no one in their “right” mind will ever win one of these awards.

So Lex will set the record straight by honoring “the real people of the year” starting today with Brett Favre. I do not know or care what his politics are. He’s proven to be a great individual talent. Yeah, his “will I or won’t I” retirement shtick is getting a bit old, but he sure showed the sports writers and his old teams he can still play. Come on! Who would you rather sit down for a beer with, Bernake or Favre? Sorry Ben only your mother would vote for you.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Why we should NEVER give in to liberals

Lex has often warned that whatever else gun control legislation is designed to do, the ultimate goal is to make owning a firearm illegal for American citizens – Second Amendment be damned. That is why when a Lib says, “we need common sense gun legislation that will keep MS .50 Cal machine guns out of the hands of our children,” I oppose that legislation.

One, it is probably already illegal.

Two, Libs never enforce current law because they hope the legislation will fail so that they can say, “Look, we’ve tried everything. Nothing has worked. Gun violence continues to rise. We just need to ban all firearms, like every other civilized nation around the world.”

Three, Libs confuse hunting rights with gun rights. The argument goes like this. Senator Hufnpuff at a photo op looking like Elmer Fudd and toting a shotgun says, “I’m all for hunters being allowed to practice their sport, but we need to ban assault weapons.” The Second Amendment does not have a single word in it about hunting. Also ignorant dopes confuse what a gun looks like with what it is called. Just because a rifle looks like an AK 47 doesn’t make it an assault weapon.

Take the same logic to Dear-Dope-A-Care. Whatever comes out of the legislation the ultimate goal is controlling 1/6th of the US economy and thereby controlling YOU. When government can say look we’re paying the bill for your heath care so we will need to control your consumption of Big Macs, Cheetos, Tobacco products, alcohol, what you drive, where you live, etc. etc.

So no matter what comes out of this Dem-Dope congress, we should oppose it.

Look at what Libs are doing with G’itmo. Close it they demand. So the Dear Dope sets about closing that facility. And what does the ACLU do on the very same day the announcement is made that 100 G’itmo prisoners will be moved to IL? They file a brief that all we’re doing is creating a G’itmo north. They will not be happy until the murdering scum bags are all freed with a payment of several million dollars and a letter of apology from the Dear Dope himself.

This is liberalism. Keep nicking away at freedom until it is gone. Not gone in one fell swoop over a day or two, but gone over a decade or two through continued pressure. It’s like a glacier creeping over the landscape. Its advance is hardly noticed year to year, but after a decade or two the once familiar landscape is hardly recognizable.

That’s why we should NEVER give in to Liberals on anything, NEVER.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Global Warming scatter shots

Let say the global warming is real. What is the worst thing that can happen?

- Fewer bums freeze to death in the winter
- Fewer cold and flu cases
- Ice Caps melt making farming, mineral exploration and sunbathing an option in Iceland and the frozen tundra of Canada and Russia
- A Super Bowl in a northern city that does not have a domed stadium - Chicago
- People actually stay home for Christmas instead of fleeing south for the holidays
- You can kick noisy kids out of the house Dec-Feb without the whine – “It’s too cold to go outside”
- Fewer auto accidents from frozen and snowy roads

Explain this:

If I put three ice cubes in a glass and then I fill the glass to the brim with water, when the ice melts, does the glass over flow? The answer for all of you public school grads is, no. When water freezes, it expands and actually has more volume than when in a liquid state. So when the ice melts, the water level goes down a bit.

So if the polar Ice Caps sit atop a sea and then melt, instead of flooding New York City, wouldn’t the seas actually recede a bit?

OK, sure I get it. The ice on land would melt as well, but there is no way to determine the sea rise given evaporation rates of an overheated planet, the receding sea from polar melt, filling of underground caverns and all of the other complexities involved.

And this:

If green weenies are for clean alternatives to fossil fuels, why are they almost universally against nuclear power? Nuke power is clean, and unlike solar and wind reliable 24-7-365. It is also a proven commodity where as wind and solar remain a utopia in AlGore’s head and a couple of hundred billion dollar dream for GE and T. Boon Pickens.

If the greenies were serious, it seems to me the most popular sign at any global warming riot, uh sorry rally, would be – NUCLEAR NOW!

Now try this:

Suppose letters between John, Matthew, Mark and Luke were discovered and those letters demonstrated an orchestrated hoax between the four to earn money through Christianity, do you suppose the media might run with that story non-stop in an effort to destroy that religious belief? Of course they would. Good grief the media tried to portray Dan Brown’s simple-minded fiction, The Da Vinci Code, as a true story for crying out loud.

Well we have two tons of e-mails proving that "the science" supporting global warming has been manufactured for the last ten years. Instead of exposing the hoax, the lamestreamers are in their usual, “just move along, nothing to see here” mode. Now the people peddling the farce, because they stand to lose millions, want the people who released the e-mails thrown in jail.

In the irony of all ironies, we have people who reject religion because it is “made up” worshiping at the alter of global warming and using 14th century religious tactics to silence their critics who are proving global warming is made up. It is a bizarre world.

Monday, December 14, 2009

The best college football game of the year was Saturday

The Black Knights of the Hudson and the Navy Midshipman faced off in a classic football game Saturday. There was the march on with the cheers from each, the Corps of Cadets and Middies. There were more than usual of up close and personal pieces on tv. There were bits from each school tweaking the other. There were the voices of support from servicemen across the country and around the world. And there was a pretty good football game. Navy won 17-3.

As a former Marine, I always root for the Midshipmen. This year I started to think that maybe it would be good for the rivalry if Army won one. Then I saw the Naval Academy’s uniforms. Gone were the traditional Navy Blue and gold replaced by a the Royal blue of the Marine Corps’ dress blue trousers with a strip that matched the stripe of a Marine Corps officer’s dress cover (hat for the unwashed), and not one but two Marine Corps insignia the eagle glob and anchor – one on the shoulder and one on the trousers. For all of the world, those uniforms made it look as if it was the Marine Corps Academy. Well any good wishes for the Army vanished. It would be one thing if the Naval Academy lost to Army, quite another if the Marine Corps Academy lost.

At one point during the broadcast, announcer Gary Danielson said something along the line, “well we’re going to try forget about the military nature of the game and think about football.” That’s not a bad sentiment given the nature of the world and what the young men participating in the 2009 version of the classic will have facing them upon graduation.

But it took someone on the inside to put this game into perspective as the teams headed to their locker rooms after the game. A visibly emotional Navy coach, Ken Niumatalolo, had this to say about his team's win,

“These kids will be in … [stops] These kids are going to protect us, in Afghanistan and Iraq, and — both of these teams. I have great, great respect for these men, and this is just a football game. I mean, that’s all it is, but there’s a bigger picture, and I couldn’t be prouder of our young men.”

I am absolutely certain that when he said, “I couldn’t be prouder of our young men” he meant the men on BOTH teams.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Dope makes good speech, returns to ruin America

The Dope made a good speech in Oslo yesterday. There was none of the predicted bashing of the nation that elected him. And even he had to admit that war was sometimes necessary to protect our interests and those of our allies.

After dispatching 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan last week, what else could he have said? "I reject war, that’s why I’ve committed 30,000 more of our finest young men and women to fight Bush’s war in Afghanistan," that would be too great a leap for even Dem-Dope hypocrites.

So credit where credit is due, well done.

But soon the Dope will return to the USA. He will continue his assault on our freedom. His dopey Dope-A-Care policy and tax and trade will ruin the economy. That in turn will make it impossible for the US to pull any of the leavers to prevent war, or once in, fight it in the manner necessary to bring hostilities to quick and successful conclusion.

And while most Republicans give the Dope credit for his belated decision on Afghanistan and for his words yesterday, those words and that decision are causing some on the far left to throw up. Reality has nipped the Dope in the butt. While campaigning, B-HO talked in empty platitudes about hope and change. He spoke about changing America’s image and sitting with the world’s creepiest people for tea.

After the inauguration the Dope found out that the world could give a $h!t less about America’s image except for what the world’s own Dear Dopes can get from America. The world would prefer America prostrate and groveling (what the Dear Dope refers to as improving America’s image) so that:

Russia can expand it influence in Europe,
China can run the Pacific,
Iran can build bombs,
Korea can threaten the south,
Chaves can push the dominoes over in South America,
the EU and the UN can raid the US treasury and hope America doesn’t go so far down the path of socialism as not to be able and willing to prop them up and protect them.

As for sitting for tea with scum bags, the Dope may be learning that the scum bags could not care less about his “life’s story” the ONLY thing compelling about the jug eared Dope. They just want America to continue to apologize for all of its good deeds in the world. They want the Dope not to wise up too soon. They laugh openly at him while he chuckles along so they might like him, like a nerd laughs when being made fun of by the cool kids in high school.

And Demo-Dopes who would prefer a weak and prostrate America have to be asking themselves, what the hell? If we wanted America to fight wars, we should have elected a Republican. Well, yeah.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dope given world forum to bash America

Doofus Magoofus is headed to Norway to give a good speech while receiving his Nobel Prize that he won for giving good speeches (that analysis by way of Bill Kristol via the Griffin). I wonder if he’ll mention:
peace through strength
trust but verify
defending any friend
defeating any foe
blood sweat toil and tears

Doubt it.

He will resort to his favorite line for international audiences – some variance of “America has been an (a) arrogant (b) mean (c) opportunistic (d) some new slam country.” He will forego any attempt at portraying America as a fundamentally good nation that uses necessary force to protect her interests and further freedom. He will not mention the freedom spread throughout the word as a result of America’s blood, sweat, toil and tears. No mention of his predecessors freeing 50 million Muslims. No mention of European weenies free to be European weenies because of America’s commitment to their defense. No mention of Japan’s rise as an international powerhouse as a result of America’s vision for that nation. No mention of the one country in the Middle East – an American ally - that has a decent culture of life and a vibrant economy sans oil profit in a sea of despotic thug nations.

Sure to be mentioned is how tough little Dear Dope had it growing up as a half black in all of the best schools in America. How he had to overcome and deal with ACORN like fools working at the community center for through the tough years before Billy Ayres got him into politics. How his life - a life with not a single notable accomplishment - was so difficult because America is so mean.

But now that has all changed America is no longer exceptional, anymore than Norway is exceptional. He will bankrupt the nation through his idiotic Healthcare and cap and tax policies. In short the speech is likely to be more about him than anything else.

Now someone please explain again what exactly this jug eared nit wit got this award for?

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Flathead urges others to sacrifice so he doesn’t have to

On one of the Sunday blather shows, Thomas L. my head is flat Freidman said some thing along the line that, even if there’s only a 10% chance that global warming is real we ought to turn the economy upside down to prevent it.

Well let me try this one. There is a 100% certainty that everyone on the plant will die. What’s the reaction? Hysteria? No. People putting themselves into bubbles? No. By and large people go about there business and try to get the most out of life.

So if we are for the most part willing to ignore a personal disaster that there is a 100% certainty of - our own demise – why do Freidman and other climate scolds expect us to worry about a man made hoax that has time and time again been proven a hoax? A hoax that even Freidman is willing to peg at 10% for the sake of argument.

And what are the rest of us mere mortals who remain sceptical of the hoax to make of it when the climate gods – who supposedly believe the manure they are spreading - tell us we need drive smaller cars – nay walk, become vegetarians, move into 500 sq ft apartments and control our breathing so as not to upset the delicate eco-balance, while Freidman, AlGore et. al. have personal consumptions approaching small nations?

How credible would it be for the head of the American Cancer Society to cut a tv commercial about the dangers of smoking while he himself lights up, takes a deep draw and blows smoke into the camera with an audible Ahhhhh!? Well that is what the liberal al hypocrites are doing on global warming. They do not want to take the chance that the “Earth has a fever” so they are willing for the rest of us to make huge sacrifices so they can continue to live their own grand lifestyles.

These hypocrites leave their 25,000 sq ft mansions, after a 12 course dinner, in a limo to get to the airport to take their private jet around the world to speak at some conference of like minded hypocrites to tell the rest of us we should walk to work, give up Bar-B-Qs, gas powered lawn mowers and heavy breathing to save the planet. How can anyone take them seriously?

Compare these climate (g)assbags with a person who discovers they have cancer. Supposedly the threat to life is about equal. The cancer patient has about two years. The estimates for the Earth’s demise range anywhere from 7 years to 36 months. But most cancer patients make huge personal sacrifices from Chemo to diet to extend their lives a few months. The climate turds won’t even walk away from watching themselves on their 80” plasma tvs for a day to supposedly save the entire planet.

So Mr. Flathead and his ilk either do not care that THEY are killing us and themselves with their lavish lifestyles or they know that the entire climate change theory is a hoax? If they believed any part of it – even 10% Mr. Flathead – wouldn’t they make some sacrifice to save the planet? Apparently not.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Scrawny gets it wrong. What's new?

Full-time Senate Majority Leader and part-time land swindler Scrawny Harry Reid took time out from crooked real estate deals to moan-on on the senate floor that the Republicans were acting like Democrats. He said that those dragging their feet on Dear DoPeloser/Harry Care were like those who did the feet dragging during the slavery debate or the civil rights debate.

Uh well who were the feet draggers during those debates Mr. Scrawny? Lemme see. Lincoln was a? Demo-Dope? No, I believe the uncensored un-whitewashed history is that Lincoln was a Republican. So Mr. Land Deal King, if Lincoln was a Republican and Lincoln was the President during the Civil War, who were the foot draggers? Uh, the DEMO-DOPEs, you lying idiot!

On civil rights if Republicans voted FOR the Civil Rights Act of ’64 in greater proportion than Demo-Dopes, which party was dragging their feet? The DEMO-DOPEs, you smarmy little weasel!

Oh and Scrawny, how many seats do the Demo-Dopes now hold in the US Senate? Mr. I have my head so far up my backside must have forgotten that Demo-Dopes hold a filibuster proof 60 seat majority. So Scrawny, you have a 20 seat filibuster proof majority, which Demo-Dopes are dragging their feet?

The only thing worse than this little vermin lying like this, is that no Republican took to floor to call him a lying land swindling little phony. Nevada has their chance to stop being embarrassed by this jackass next Nov.

Monday, December 07, 2009

e-mail security #1 topic at Copenhagen

The global warming uh, er, cooling, I mean climate change confab is taking place this week. That’s right all the world’s greatest hoaxsters will gather in Copenhagen to discuss what has been going on on this planet since its creation climate change.

Never mind that the climate has always changed. The trend in the 70s was a cooling one, which gave way to warming in the 90s which has stopped 10 years ago. None of that matters. What matters is a world-wide scare that will lead to the decline of capitalism and the rise of some hokey one-world government that will do on a global scale what the Dear Dope is trying to do here on a national scale – redistribute the wealth.

You can bet the number one topic at all of the Copenhagen events won’t be carbon emissions - According to the organizers, the eleven-day conference, including the participants' travel, will create a total of 41,000 tones of "carbon dioxide equivalent", equal to the amount produced over the same period by a large city – the number one topic is sure to be e-mail security.

After 1,000s of pages of information that demonstrated the full nature of the global warming hoax were released on the Internet, global warming alarmists know that they need to be more careful. The next time something like happens the press might actually report that “the debate is not over;” that a good deal of the evidence that opportunists like AlGore rely on for their books and fakeumentaries is jut made up; that there is an organized effort to black ball (can you say that?) any scientist who offers studies contrary to the global warming hysteria.

The entire hoax has been exposed but the MSM chooses to ignore the evidence and the story, with the exception of calling for the prosecution of the leaker.

Oh and here’s a bit of news that will make your week. Your hard earned Yankee tax dollars are going to support some kind of global carbon emissions tax a trade scheme. Yes the UN, which wouldn’t exist without your tax dollars, is funding a campaign to “seal the deal” in Copenhagen. Yes, the only organization in the world more corrupt than your local ACORN office is leading the effort for some global agreement on a carbon trading scheme.

This situation is akin to buying Saudi oil. We send hard earned Yankee dollars over to Saudi for oil and Saudis send them back in the form Saudi funded Madrases and terrorist plotters.

So we send our hard earned Yankee dollars to the UN and the UN uses them in a campaign to destroy our economy. It’s like giving hardened violent criminals clemency and we do that too – or at least Hucksterbee does. We should start protecting our own interests.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Whistle Blowers

Life’s been turned upside down here. Movers today to get the heavy stuff, which at my age and condition is anything heavier than a twelve pack of beer. So quickly:

When Demo-Dopes use illegal means to get the goods on a conservative, they are whistle blowers and heroes. Yes Johnny Douchebag broke into Senator Huffnpuff’s house assaulted his wife and daughter and then robbed the house but after Mr. Douchbag was arrested he was found with a government pen taken Senator Huffnpuff’s house that Huffnpuff obviously STOLE from the office.

Now someone has dumped tons of e-mails exposing “climate change” as the biggest hoax since the pet rock, and Demo-dopes want the dumper prosecuted for releasing the docs. Even thought there isn’t one speck of evidence – so far – that the doc were stolen. Hmmmm. I think the is whistle blower.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Give the Dope credit for doing the right thing, blast him for doing it so poorly

I have to give the Dope credit for doing the right thing. At the same time, I throw my hands up in the air and ask myself what could possibly have taken sooooo damn long, after all this is “the necessary war.”

Then I understand that the Grand Dope announced his strategy to the world. Sure you get 30,000 more troops – but only for 18 months after which I will yank them out of there faster than a fat kid going through the desserts at a $40 Las Vegas buffet.

The delay, the public angst and confusion, and the public announcement of how long the US intended to stay were all blunders. Had Dopulus not delayed the deployment could be nearly complete by now. Had the biggest Blockhead since Charlie Brown not acted as if it were he making a bigger sacrifice than the troops he wouldn’t have appeared to be a weaker than usual narcissistic weasel. Had Excrement for Brains not announced his strategy to the world he would have left himself a great deal more political and military maneuvering room.

As it is the Dear Douche will have to pull troops precisely on the announced 18 month timeline or support from his left-wing defeat mongers will drop faster than his poll numbers. Shrinking away in defeat is not the worst scenario though. Trying to get back in when things go to crap, as they surly will under this scenario, will be almost impossible. After the Dear Dope hangs US allies in Afghanistan out to dry and they get hosed by the Taliban – or is it Tal-ee-bon? – US credibility in the region will plummet into negative numbers.

So now the only thing necessary for the all of the bad actors in the area to do is to lay low for 18 months, watch the US pull out and then swoop down on a hapless Afghanistan government, military, and people like a pride lions on a wounded wildebeest. Look I’m not crazy about propping up another country’s government and military, but we should do what’s in our own national interest. The real danger of an unstable Afghanistan run by a bunch of fanatical Islamo-Terror-Fascists is that the now nuclear – thanks BillBo Clinton - Pakistan will fall to the ITF next.

Besides we have been hanging around parts of the world where we have a national interest for years ie. Europe and Japan since WWII, Korean since that war and so on.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Hucksterbee is done. Stick a fork in him.

Note: We're moving tomorrow. Hope WiFi and Internet connection work.

Some scum bag named Maurice Clemmons gunned down four police officers in Lakewood, WA. “Oh well,” you say, “these things happen, besides the police were probably acting stupidly anyway.” Oh that’s what the Dear Dope says. The rest of us cringe in horror. Then we get mad as hell when we find out that some governor somewhere – Hucksterbee of AK to be exact – gave Clemmons clemency despite his violent history and vehement protestations from prosecutors and victims’ family members.

Now I’m no liberal, so I won’t be hypocritical. I thought the Willie Horton ad against Beatle Bailey Dukakis was fair game and I think anything coming the Huckster's way behind his boneheaded decision to let Clemmons walk is well deserved. I don’t care if, he has 90% approval rating and could walk into the White House. He’s an idiot for letting this scum bag walk the streets one second before he’d completed his full sentence.

So Hucksterbee is on with, I’ll argue both sides O’Reilly the other night. Mr. everyone who agrees with me that both sides are wrong O’Reilly tells Hucksterbee that nobody blames him for what happened to the officers. Well hold on there Billbo. Hucksterbee didn’t pull the trigger but had he had a lucid moment before turning Clemmons loose on the public, those officers would have finished their coffee and who knows saved somebody’s life.

Instead they are all dead. And just like it is PC BS that allows Islamo-Terror-Fascists to wear this nation’s military uniforms until they gun down 13 innocents, or some PC Navy lawyer who prosecutes heroes for doing their job during a WAR, it's PC BS to say Hucksterbee doen't have some blame in this. Hucksterbee needs to man up and admit he was an idiot for letting this racist (all the officers were white) murderer back on the streets.

Instead Hucksterbee says he has live with the decision, but it just shows how fouled up the justice system is. No Huckster it shows how fouled up you are. Clemmons was in jail where he belonged and where the justice system put him. You let him out. You let him out when you did not have to. You chose to let him out. After you let him out, he murdered four police officers.

And people are seriously asking if this will hurt Hucksterbee in 2012. No way. The lamesteam media will promote and endorse the Huckster right up the point he wins the nomination, then turn on him with endless stories on the soft on crime Hucksterbee.

No the Huckster is done. Get off of FOX. Go home and do good deeds in a soup kitchen somewhere. Who could possibly take this guy seriously anymore?

Monday, November 30, 2009

Court martial the SEALs, don't talk of victory and the world will love us

So the Dope of Dopes will take to the airwaves on Tues to announce his Afghan war policy. See if Dopolus uses the word victory as in US victory or defeat as in Taliban defeat. How can we talk of victory when we are in the process of court martialing some of our best troops for giving an Islamo-Terror-Fascist a fat lip in the course of the scum bag’s capture?

AF Bro thought the SEALs should be court martialed as well. “Three SEALs apprehend the guy and all the bastard got was a fat lip? Hell yeah court martial them and conduct a congressional inquiry into SEAL training. The guy should be in a full body cast.”

I recalled as young Marine officer thinking that a couple of junior Marines should have been brought up on charges for fighting. The First Sergeant pulled me aside and said, “Looky here Loooootenant. We want these guys to fight. I mean that's what combat is all about, right? So when they engage in it we shouldn’t be bringing them up on charges. As long as it’s a couple of non-rates beating the crap out of each other in a fair fight, we tend to let it slide. Give ‘em a little bit of extra duty with the Gunny and forget about it.”

So now we got the SEALs bumping knuckles with a terrorist in the middle of a war uh, er contingency operation and the SEALs end up on trial. Huh? You can beat the hell out each other in the barracks but cannot lay a hand on the enemy in combat. That needs an explaination.

Some idiot brought charges against the three Navy heroes on the word of the human debris that they captured. So instead of the investigating officer saying, "Look you terrorist @sswipe, who do you think I'm going to believe, a murduring lying terrorist unwashed piece of $h!t like you or three Navy SEALs? Go f*&k yourself @sshole." But someone - an officer in the US military - actually listened to the @sswipe and then brought charges against the SEALs.

The SEALs wisely refused Captain’s Mast and have demanded a trial by court martial. Who in their right mind would charge the SEALs? If the Dear Dope wanted to endear himself to the military, he’d order all charges dropped and decorate the three on the White House lawn - after a beer summit with Islamo-Terror-Fascists of course.

We just buried 13 from the Ft. Hood disaster for tolerating boneheaded political correctness. Now some PC Navy JAG officer is trying to make a name for himself by charging the three SEALs. Hell run the idiot who brought the charges to a court martial for being an PC Bozo and kick him the out of the Navy before he gets someone killed.

But how can the Dear Dope speak of victory when such incomprehensible foolishness is going on in full view of the public. I doubt that Numbskull is capable of being plain spoken enough to say “we will win.” He’ll talk for 40 minutes and sound great. Then the text of the talk will be released and everyone will realize that Doofus really didn’t say much anything. One thing is for certain, Bush is sure to be blamed for something.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Beck and Robinson both wrong

SEALs targeted by Navy for protecting America

Glenn Beck was wrong when he called for men and women in the armed forces not to reenlist after four SEALS faced Court Martials for roughing up an Islamo-Terror-Fascist. By contrast an NFL coach who assauls his staff and wife sails along. Just win baby. Too bad the Chief Pant Load can't bring himself to adopt such a motto.

Beck should have warned that such political correctness is what got 13 people at Ft. Hood murdered. He should have warned that the Navy’s jack@ssary in this case will hurt recruitment and yes reenlistment.

Sadly we need the best military the most when Dopes are running things. When weak know nothing, do nothing be nothing Dolts are running things mistakes are made, miscalculations occur and we need a strong military to compensate for the Bow and then Kowtow cluelessness of the Dear Dope.

Climate book cooking

Proving that he’s the biggest dumb@ss to show up regularly on MSMBC – which means you have to be a pretty big dumb@ss - here’s what Eugene Robinson had to say about climate warm mongers (a Mark Styneism) cooking the global warming books:

Stop hyperventilating, all you climate change deniers. The purloined e-mail correspondence published by skeptics last week -- portraying some leading climate researchers as petty, vindictive and tremendously eager to make their data fit accepted theories -- does not prove that global warming is a fraud.

No Gene the e-mails don’t prove warm mongering is a fraud. They do prove that the people who are saying that the world is coming to end due to global warming are lying, manipulating, politically driven buffoons more interested in destroying wealth than protecting the planet. The e-mails do prove the data relied on by pompous clowns like AlGore jetting to and fro heralding the falling sky is a lie. So yeah Gene, hang in there waiting for the people who place temperature data collection sites by the air condition discharge or over the blacktop parking lot and who determine it was the “warmest year on record” because the idiots used the October temperature twice to clear this whole e-mail thing up.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Top 10 things to be thankful for

10. Living in America, where even a know nothing, do nothing, be nothing dope can be elected as the Dear Dope.

9. That once elected that same know nothing, do nothing, be nothing Dope has failed to totally wreck the country before Thanksgiving of his first year in office.

8. That the armed forces of this great nation continue perform with remarkable skill and professionalism in spite of being led by a Ditherer in Chief who is the head of a party that has continually accused those forces of murder, torture, failure and mocked their field commander.

7. That America still has ONE free and independent automaker – Ford. If you’re considering a new car, buy a Ford.

6. That if you cheat like crazy on your taxes year after year you will probably become Secretary of the Treasury or Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee.

5. Sarah Palin’s book and book tour because it is driving all the right people to distraction.

4. That if you plan the operation that blows up three American landmarks with 4 commercial airliners and kills nearly 3,000 Americans, you get an all expense paid trip to NYC where you get to proselytize to the snake like US media, other jihadis and the world about your cause for years.

3. Even if you are convicted of the most heinous war crime ever committed, you are more likely to die in prison of old age – particularly if Dear-DoPeloser-Crazy Harry-care passes – than you are from lethal injection.

2. If you are a jihadi, you can remain at war with America while America calls your operations “man made disasters” rather than acts of war or terrorism and treats you as if you are a common criminal who stole a pack of cigarettes from the 7-11.

An the #1 thing to be thankful for:
It’s big sis’s birthday Saturday. Too bad it falls on a weekend. That means no prank calls to her office pretending to be an unemployed, un-bonded, un-skilled plumber looking for work. No doubt she’ll be in some seedy MS gambling establishment looking like one of Marge Simpson's sisters smoking and drinking with all 64 gigs of her i Pod weighted down with Neil Diamond singing various versions of his three hit singles (the slow sad country version of Cracklin' Rose with the steel guitar is her favorite) while she fritters away her mom and dad’s gold supply that she found hidden in the false bottom of the showdown box she cheated her siblings out of. Happy Birthday sis.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Man Made Disaster bonds are the answer

Apparently, upset with Sarah Palin claiming every spare second of tv time across the nation lately, the Dear Dope (aka Truman) will return to the airwaves tonight (oops next Tuesday) to announce his decision on Afghanistan. It’s still early so leaks have not yet indicated what the Dope of Dopes might have to say about the situation. Given the Dope’s and Wedge’s decision for a civil trial for KSM, I suppose you would have to say that anything is possible.

Think about that one. The American people who voted the Dope into office have no clue where the Dope stands today on what he called “the necessary war” throughout the campaign. The Dope is just as likely to declare defeat as he is to meet his own top general’s request for more troops. We know he will not announce a path toward victory. The Ditherer in Chief not so long ago declared victory in Afghanistan a concept that he was not comfortable with. Way to buck up the troops risking life and limb over there @rsewipe.

I suspect Dumbo Ears will take some half measure designed to give hawks something - 20-30,000 more troops - but holding back enough to give wacko Libs something as well – “At least he didn’t send all 5 million troops and nuke the women and children like BusHitler would have.” So we’ll have some half strategy announced in 45 min talk about how it’s not really the deployed troops who have suffered during the Dope's dithering but rather he himself the Grand Dope of Dopes who is the victim for having to agonize over the decision interminably.

Paying for the Dope’s decision is another matter. One bright Demo-Dope congressman thinks we ought to have a surtax on the rich to pay for whatever the Lord Master of grand political and military strategy decides. I don’t think that can fly. Don’t we have the equal protection clause? How can we tax the rich to pay for a war that congress – the voice of the people – authorized?

Why not have a surtax on idiots to pay for the National Endowment of the Arts? Hollywood swells ought to be paying for the crap that comes out of that national embarrassment lock, stock and barrel. Anyone wearing tennis shoes with a tux should be forced to cough up $10,000 on the spot. Anyone paying more than $50 bucks for an ordinary pair of sneakers - like the Dear Dope’s mean wife who wore a $500 pair of sneakers with one of her clown outfits – ought to be charged another $500 every time they step into the public with the things on.

I actually do not mind the government raising money to fight the wars. How about war bonds? Instead of selling our debt to China, get Americans to buy bonds. As I recall that’s how a large portion of WWII was paid for. I’d buy a war bond a month and travel and pay to meet a war hero or two to support the cause I happen to believe in.

Oh, hell that’ll never work. I forgot we’re not at war anymore, and Man made Disaster Bonds just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Monday, November 23, 2009

If it's not going to pass, why buy the votes?

Well while the nation was basking in the Ohio State Buckeye’s sixth consecutive win over the Meatchicken Wolverines, land swindler Scrawny Harry Reid was using your tax dollars to buy off votes from recalcitrant Demo-Dope senators like Mary more money Landrieu to pass Harry Care. Just how much tax payer money does LA need to recover from a disaster that they had a score of years to prepare for and nearly a week to avoid yet did little or nothing but loot the treasury?

Now the same buffoons who did nothing to mitigate the disaster are lining up with hands extended for payoffs to clean the disaster up. Mary millions more Landrieu reportedly got 300 million for LA, if she’d vote yes to start the debate on Crazy Harry’s abortion bill, sorry healthcare bill. Many Demo-Dopes voted to open debate on a bill that they said they’d never support. Brilliant. That’s set’s them up for sort of the same famous winning campaign line of Cambodian war hero Francois Kerry, “I actually voted for it, before I voted against it.” That worked out so well for Kerry why not emulate it?

So while we’re all wildly celebrating another OSU win over MI, Scrawny is doling out 100s of millions in your hard earned tax dollars to buy Demo-Dope votes to open debate on a bill that supposedly has no chance of getting anywhere.

I do not believe that “it has no hope of passing,” or Scrawny wouldn’t have gone to so much trouble openly bribing his Corrupto-Crat buddies. What happened in the dead of night Saturday as we celebrated yet another OSU thumping of MI, was Dear-DoPeloser-Crazy Harry-Care inched closed to reality. This cannot be a good thing.

Oh did I mention while wearing throw back uniforms of the 1950s, OSU beat Michigan…again…21-10?

Friday, November 20, 2009

Palin fever: it's everywhere

Sarah Palin was in Ft. Wayne yesterday signing books. Lex didn’t go to see her. Lex doesn’t wait in lines for anything, even free beer – well, maybe free beer. Ask Lex jr. He has eaten enough Yak burgers by now to know that when he gets to the mall food court, he should just head for the place with no line, even if it’s the iguana on a stick place. Dad don’t wait in line. My favorite saying for these situations is: Communists wait in line for (fill in the commodity – say food). We’re Americans. We sit down and eat.

The lady who was first in line had been there since 4 in the afternoon the day BEFORE the signing was to begin. She traveled down from MI where she had waited in line for hours at another book signing but had arrived too late to meet Palin. So rather than go home disappointed, the woman jumped into her car and traveled 2 hours down to Ft. Wayne where she waited another 20 hours to be the very first in line. If I’m ever lost in the woods, I want this woman put in charge of the rescue operations.

Sarah has been everywhere. She is the new Truman. Thankfully replacing the Jug Eared Dope that had been all over the tv for so many months that you hated to turn the tube on for fear of seeing Excrement for Brains bowing down to the crazed military dictator of an island somewhere who was dressed in a grass skirt, no shoes and crossed bandoleers of bullets for a shirt, and the Dope begging the despot’s forgiveness for America’s shocking insensitivity to native islanders because the wake of US warships eventually lapped onto the island’s barbed wire strewn and mine infested beaches. Besides, come on, who would you rather look at, a skinny half-black Alfred E. Newman look-a-like or Sarah Palin?

Take a look at the cover of NewsWEAK. Rush Limbaugh asked, “Can you imagine them doing that Hillary Clinton?” The thought of NewsWEAK using a similar picture of the Shrillda Beast on the cover made me throw up in my mouth and is mental image that will probably ruin Thanksgiving dinner. To answer Rush’s question, no I can’t imagine them doing that to the Shrillda Beast. She’s just too damn (fill in the blank).

So, not everyone likes Sarah. And it turns out that that is a good thing for Palin. When you can list among the people who don’t like you, David Brooks, Sally Quinn, Eugene Robinson and a long list of left-wing bomb throwers and elitist buffoons, it tends to push book sales higher and ingratiate you to normal people. And that’s what’s got elitist everywhere guzzling their highfalutin wine by the gallon. The more they lambaste Palin, it seems, the more popular she becomes. But they just cannot leave her alone.
GBBM

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Dope and the Wedge declare KSM guilty

Bring the guilty bastard in. Let the wheels of justice spin.

If anyone had any doubts that Doofus McGoofus and Attorney General Wedge (the wedge is the simplest tool know to man) aka Holder are in over their heads, watch or read about some of the senate hearings on Wedge’s foolish decision to try KSM and four other Islamo-Terror-Fascists in NYC.

Trying to explain the inexplicable, Wedge looked like a slow 8th grader trying to explain his science project on thermodynamics to the science judges. After three questions it becomes apparent to everyone, even little Wedgie, that he doesn’t have a clue about the subject that he was supposed to have spent the last four months studying. The questioning goes something like this:

Judge: What is thermodynamics?

Wedgie: (Long pause) Hmmm. (Long Pause) Aaah. (Long pause) Could you repeat the question?

Given that KSM was willing to plead guilty, admit what he did and be hanged, it’s impossible for Wedge to argue bringing KSM to NYC is about justice. How can it be about justice when the Dope and the Wedge both said yesterday that the terrorist WOULD BE convicted and put death? The Dope denied saying that, but it is on tape.

So we have the two top law enforcement officers in the country declaring the defendant guilty BEFORE the trial!!! How does that “show the world” anything but that these cases are destined to be nothing more than show trials along the ChiCom line with the results already determined?

Jonah Goldberg Nails it:


Every day it appears more and more that the White House wants it both ways. They want to claim that this is a fair trial but also an act of venegeance. The terrorists will be treated as if they might be innocent — key to a fair trial — but at the end of the day they’ll get their comeuppance. If KSM & Co. get off on a technicality, don’t worry, they’ll still be locked up, but when they’re convicted the White House will claim it was always a fair process. They’ll get a fair trial from an impartial jury in New York, but it’s “fitting” and “poetic justice” that the jury will be drawn from the community that was viciously attacked on 9/11. Fair but vengeul, honest but foreordained, instructive to the world but really just about the law: the rhetoric from the White House and the Democrats isn’t persuasive to those who listen closely and certainly won’t be persuasive to foreigners Obama is determined to impress.


So what’s up with the Dear Dope and Wedge bring the Islamo-Terrorist to NYC at great expense (Chuckles Schumer is asking the Feds for 75 million in start up money for the trial) and confusion?

It is the OJ trial on steroids. OJ successfully put the LA police Dept. and Mark Furman on trial and OJ walked. KSM and the others will be putting the Bush administration and the CIA on trial.

The Griffin’s take:

They [The Dear Dope and Wedge] want water boarding as the focus. My prediction is that the NY Federal Court will throw out all charges because of our interrogation techniques and KSM and others, and this will end up in front of a military court. Do-gooders can’t help themselves. It is not about justice. It is about show. Show the world we are a country of laws that does not let “torture” go without consequences. They can “embarrass” Bush, Cheney, and the CIA and then throw the case out .

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Dope's web site all about a three letter word id-ee-ot

This is Lex Libertas greeting you live from the 10,000th district of the 57th State. During the campaign, B-HO claimed:

"It is wonderful to be back in Oregon. Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."

See a lot of people think that the Dear Dope is so stupid that he thinks that there are 57 states. Actually he’s so stupid that he thinks that there are 60. 57 + “one to go” + Alaska + Hawaii = 60. Also there’s the, “my staff would not justify it" line. Hmmm. Just exactly who works for whom? I guess his staff won’t allow him to make a decision on Afghanistan either.

So anyhoo, the Dear Dope thinks (or thought somebody has probably clued him in by now) that there are 60 states. This from a guy that is supposed to be sooooooo smart – he won’t release his transcripts though – and soooooo smooth on the campaign trail. Some National Endowment for the Arts suck-up called the Dear Dolt "the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar." Well that explains it. Jug Ears was skipping Social Studies to work on his English papers.

And they called GWB stupid. At least GWB released his transcripts and as it turned out by most measurable standards was smarter than both of his pompous wind bag opponents - divinity school drop out AlGore and Cambodian War hero Fran├žois Kerry. And unlike the Dear Douche, GWB made no pretext about being the smartest guy in the room. Quite the opposite, he used self effacing humor about his school days all of the time.

So now, to prop up Arugula Boy, Demo-Dopes all across the country are filling in his 10 imaginary states with imaginary congressional districts. So far, according to the Dear Dope’s own useless web site, Porkulus funds have “saved or created” jobs in 440 congressional districts that do not exist. Wow! Right now there are only 435 members in the House of Representatives. So the 440 puts us over the top for a whole New United States. Maybe we could send all the brain dead Libs to the New USA and let them rework there failed socialist government experiments there.

But really what did you expect? Dopulus Maximus was an ACORN organizer, so lying and cheating comes natural. Then he turned the tracking of Porkulus money over to the Slowest Joe in history - Slow Joe Biden. Remember, Slow Joe thinks J-O-B-S is a three letter word. Given the dynamic of lying cheating ACORN type Demo-Dopes putting data into the database and Slow Joe overseeing the process, can anyone really say that they are shocked that corruption and stupidity abound with the program?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Turdbin taking the jobs the world doesn't want

Sen RC Turdbin (Demo-Dope IL) thinks it’s a good idea to bring G’itmo detainees to IL because IL needs the jobs. Well there you have it. All the proof anyone would ever need that the Dearest of all Dopes’ stimulus plan is working. Working so well in fact that IL is willing to bring a couple of hundred hardcore terrorists into their midst just so they can get a few jobs.

Way to go Turdbin. You just threw the switch on the brightest light yet on what a colossal failure Dopenomics has been. How bad is it? Well it’s so bad small towns in IL are signing up to import Islamo-Terror-Fascists. Yeah, that’s right when everyone else is trying to keep them out; Turdbin thinks it’s a great idea to bring them in because the idiotic idea will bring with it a few government jobs. What better sign of economic recovery could there be?

And who knows maybe it’ll work out for IL. When all of the jihadis begin traveling to IL to be near their friends, imagine the boon to tourism and travel trades in the area. Hookah pipe shops will be overflowing. A new Mosque will be a must. Prayer rugs, explosives, suicide belts and AK47 sales will go through the roof. The community will also save a boat load of dough on law enforcement and prosecution when Shari law takes effect. Of course pork producers will take a hit, but you have to give up something.

And if/when something bad happens, like the local courthouse or pizza parlor going up in a big cloud of dust, no doubt the government will rush in, and after 8 or more year of vacillation over the design, build a new one.

There are government programs for relocating repeat sex offenders. Maybe Turdbin and other IL Demo-Dopes would like to get in on that program as well. If you’re going to dump human debris, you might as well put it all in one spot. Or is Barney Frank trying to get sex offenders into his district as dating opportunities? The government also needs a place to dump toxic and nuclear waste. Turdbin’s logic should place IL at the top of the list.

Turdbin and his crowd are the EXACT same people who bitch when Wall Mart tries to come to town. They protest and bring law suit after law suit to prevent those jobs from coming in. You can bet if someone suggested a tax break for some American industry to build a plant – say an oil refinery or a nuclear power plant in IL, Turdbin would leading the charge to stop. But a few crummy prison jobs to house human waste sure. Why not?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Hang 'em and be done with it, that'll "show the world" we're serious

If putting terrorist on trial in NYC makes us look good to the world, why doesn’t the Dear Dope and the wedge he hired as Attorney General give all the terrorist a criminal trial? Where does the Dope draw the line on who gets a criminal trail? KSM gets a criminal trial because…why? Other lesser know Islamo-Terror-Fascists get military tribunals, why? And if they all get criminal trials shouldn’t some un-uniformed illegal combatant setting off a IED in Iraq be transported back to NYC for trial?

If we’re trying to show the world how magnanimous we are, shouldn’t all of these ITF get criminal trials? And if the trial process is supposed to so open and fair how can the Dear Dope and Wedge keep telling us that these creeps will be convicted and will death penalty? It just doesn’t seem like it can be all that fair if the Wedge and the Dope say it’s in the bag. And if the outcome is seen by the world as pre-ordained, how can that show the world anything other than the Wedge and the Dope fixed the trial.

This is all BS. All these guys are war criminals and deserve a short rope after a short trial by military tribunal. Instead we’re going give this vermin all the rights of a US citizen and spend millions upon millions to allow these ITF bastards and to put the US on trial before the world. These scum bags will all have the best legal teams available and the entire process will be circus.

It is going to the OJ trial on steroids. Instead of putting the police department on trial, the lawyers will be putting the CIA and the Bush administration on trial. Sadly, the result may be the same. Nothing in life can be guaranteed.

Prediction: Nothing good will come of this.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Here's how libs can balance the budget without raising taxes

The next time you hear some Lib talking about how we need more taxes to help deformed, left handed, pigmy girls with speech impediments get free lunches at the free health care facility where they get free abortions at the free college they attend, tell them to send their money in. Go to this wed site and scroll down to this entry:

How do you make a contribution to reduce the debt?

Make your check payable to the Bureau of the Public Debt, and in the memo section, notate that it is a Gift to reduce the Debt Held by the Public. Mail your check to:


Attn Dept GBureau of the Public Debt
P. O. Box 2188
Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188

Memorize that address. When the Libs start talking about “government needs to spend more on blah, blah, blah” give ‘em the address and tell them to give until it hurts.

I’m thinking about printing up some business cards with this information on them. I’ll put something terribly clever on the front of them like:

Think higher taxes will help? What’s holding YOU back? Send in your money. Here’s how.

Or: Uncle Sam wants YOU…to pay more. (With the Uncle Sam recruiting poster logo)

Or: "It's time to be patriotic, time to jump in, time to be part of the deal, time to help get America out of the rut." TIME TO PAY UP! (with a smirky picture of Slow Joe Biden)

And the information about voluntary contributions on the back.

I’ll send a couple of them to the Slow Joe’s and Michael Moore’s of the world and ask them to send in the money; put the canceled check on the Internet; or shut the hell up.

Oh yeah, block out the check routing number Joe.

No Joe, the check routing number is not the amount the check was written for. The check routing number is that long number at the bottom of your check with your account information.
Huh, what’s account information? You’ll have to ask your aid to explain this to you. Besides, you’ll never need to do this. Like all Libs, you’re just a hypocritical windbag better at telling everyone else what to do than setting the example yourself

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Screw diversity, give me commitment and competence

Anyone who wonders how an incident like Ft. Hood could happen need look no further than the recent words of Army Chief of Staff Gen George Casey. While making the rounds of the Sunday talk shows, Casey let go with this bit of lunacy:

“Our diversity, not only in our Army, but in our country, is a strength. And as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that’s worse.”

My next question to the Gen would have been, “How many left handed blind epileptic dwarfs are currently serving in the Army?” Followed by, “In the name of diversity, can we expect that you’ll be focusing your recruiting efforts on enlisting Americans who fall into this vital demographic?”

Our nation’s motto is one of diversity. From many, we are one. It seems to me that too many people are forgetting the “one” part of that motto. Diversity at the chow hall is great. Diversity in an officer’s commitment to his oath or a soldier’s diversity in his commitment to the mission is BS. In these matters there can be no diversity only sameness.

The military is a very DISCRIMINATING organization. We shouldn’t let DIVERSITY trump mission accomplishment. We shouldn’t put people at risk just for the sake of having people think that any Tom, Dick, Harry or Jane can do the job. They CAN’T.

I do not know when discrimination got such a bad name. Discrimination allows one to distinguish the light at the end of the tunnel from the on coming train. No question, the higher the endeavor, the more discrimination is taking place. Ask any professional athlete.

So screw diversity. Set high standards and push people to meet and exceed those standards and if only left handed blind epileptic dwarfs meet the standard then so be it. Do not keep lowering the standards so that we get the right number of weak stupid people running the Army so it’ll “look like America.”

But lauding diversity isn’t even the dumbest part of Gen Casey’s comment. How about, “as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that’s worse.” Huh? 13 dead and couple of dozen wounded, but losing diversity is worse? What does that mean? Does it mean we should tolerate soldiers being gunned down on their posts 2 or 3 times a year as long the gunmen and their victims “look like America.” How many soldiers need to be killed before commitment and competence outweighs diversity?

I for one am happy to see spineless PC military BS go the way of the three prong pitch fork before we have anything else that even comes close to resembling Ft. Hood happen again.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Islamo-Terro-Fascists & jelly doughnuts

There are a couple of Dear Doperisms that must be addressed.

First: Remember when racist Skippy Gates got into trouble with Cambridge, MA police for breaking and entering into his own home? How were the cops supposed to know? All those houses look alike - you know what I mean.

Anyway, Skippy was breaking into his house. The cops seeing a man breaking down the door of home thought something nefarious was afoot, somehow they should have known better. So they rolled in on the Skipster. Skippy didn’t like it – at all. He took after the officers who were doing their job to protect HIS property.

So the smooth and creamy Skippy decides that it is in his best interest to confront the cops. You know the age old logic. Why go with the simple, yes officer, no officer, I beg your pardon officer, when a, “get your racist honky white ass off my lawn pig” will do?

Well what do you know? In the flash of the digital mug shot camera down at the precinct, instead of soaking his heels in a warm tub, Skippy was cooling them at the Cambridge PD Gray Bar Hotel.

Enter the Dearest and Dopiest of all Dear Dopes who, after admitting he didn’t know a damn thing about the case, acted stupidly by saying the cops acted stupidly. The Dope decides that the best way to patch things up is by having racist Skippy and the Cop over to the White House for a beer. Brilliant.

Now having learned from that experience, when scores of people are gunned down by an Islamo-Terror-Fascist at Ft. Hood, Dolt of Dolts warns us not jump to conclusions. Yet today, as enough evidence has been uncovered so that even Inspector Clouseau could connect the dots, Dopulus Maximus urges calm. What’s next – the victims and the Maj. Hasan all get together at the White House for a beer in the hopes of better soldier/ITF relations? Oops Islamos don’t drink alcohol make it green tea.

The Supreme Dope is willing to throw the Cambridge police department under the bus for arresting one of his racist buds who desperately needed arresting, but urges calm when an ITF kills 13 and wounds dozens more. The words - Complete - Douche and Bag come to mind.

Next: On Monday the Dear Dope addressed the gathering commemorating the fall of the Berlin wall. Dopey Doofus used the occasion to talk about JFK and, of course, himself. Hmm. JFK was responsible for allowing the wall to be built in the first place and had D2 had his way, the wall would still be standing today.

King Dope made no mention of any of the four main characters responsible for the fall of the wall – President Reagan, PM Thatcher, Lech Walesa or Pope JP2.

So you have the Grand Dope invoking JFK who uttered the famous phrase “Ich bin ein Berliner” which in German means “I am a jelly doughnut” but no mention of the man who stood at the gate and in perfect English demanded, “Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”

I guess Arugula Boy likes jelly doughnuts.

OooooRah! The Marine Corps turns 234 today!

On Nov 1, 1921 Gen John LeJeune published the first Marine Corps Birthday Message. It is re-published here:

On November 10, 1775, a Corps of Marines was created by a resolution of the Continental Congress. Since that date, many thousand men have borne the name Marine. In memory of them, it is fitting that we who are Marines should commemorate the Birthday of our Corps by calling to mind the glories of its long and illustrious history.

The record of our Corps is one which will bear comparison with that of the most famous military organizations in the world's history. During 90 of the 146 years of it's existence the Marine Corps has been in action against the nations foes. From the battle of Trenton to the Argonne. Marines have won foremost honors in war, and in the long eras of tranquility at home. Generation after generation of Marines have grown gray in war in both hemispheres and in every corner of the seven seas that our country and its citizens might enjoy peace and security.

In every battle and skirmish since the birth of our Corps Marines have acquitted themselves with the greatest distinction, winning new honors on each occasion until the term Marine has come to signify all that is highest in military efficiency and soldierly virtue.

This high name of distinction and soldierly repute we who are Marines today have received from those who preceded us in the Corps. With it we also received from them the eternal spirit which has animated our Corps from generation to generation and has been the distinguishing mark of the Marines in every age. So long as that spirit continues to flourish Marines will be found equal to every emergency in the future as they have been in the past, and the men of our nation will regard us as worthy successors to the long line of illustrious men who have served as "Soldiers of the Sea" since the founding of the Corps.

This year the Marine Corps has gone high-tech. Take 9 minutes and watch Gen Conway’s 2009 Marine Corps Birthday message.

Monday, November 09, 2009

Lex takes on the USCCB

The bulletin at church this week contained a insert expressing the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops' tenative support for Pelosi/Dear-Dope-a-care if the Stupak Amendment prohibiting federally funded abortion was adopted. Lex fired off the following to his bishop:

Dear Bishop D’Arcy:

I read with concern the USCCB’s bulletin insert on health care reform. While the USCCB’s stand against federally funded abortions is correct, does anyone at the USCCB seriously believe that the 9th Circuit won’t overturn the Stupak amendment at the first opportunity? The bulletin also misses the mark in several other areas.

First, the bulletin expresses the USCCB’s concern that none of the bills before congress, as currently written, provide adequate access to health care for immigrants and the poor. What evidence is there that the government will be able run the health care industry? What one current government program does the USCCB cite as proof that government is ready and capable of providing health care for the nation? The current flu shot debacle ought to give us all pause about turning any part of our health care over to another incompetent government bureaucracy.

Next, by turning the health care needs of the poor over to government aren’t we becoming a bit like Mr. Scrooge? When asked for a donation to help the poor, Mr. Scrooge replied, “My taxes go to pay for the prisons, and the poorhouses. The homeless must go there." If a government run health care system is adopted and supported by the USCCB, what justification are the Bishops going to have for asking Catholics for more donations to help the poor? One might argue, “Hey, we raised taxes on ourselves at your urging to help the poor. Why are you still asking for donations? Let the government do it.”

It seems to me that the Church and other private organization do a much better job ministering the poor than the government. I do not believe the question, “What have you done to help the poor?” is best answered by saying, “Well, I did what the USCCB urged, I paid more taxes.”

The best way to help the poor is to oppose any government involvement in the health care system (that includes the mismanaged and broke MediCare/Caid systems). We currently have the best health care system in the world. How is it going to help the poor by allowing a bloated inefficient incompetent and often corrupt federal government to destroy that system? Who will be helped when the best health care system in the world is destroyed?

Last, the USCCB bulletin mentions health care for “immigrants” but doesn’t specify legal or illegal immigrants. Which is it? Does the USCCB have in mind a number of illegal immigrants that ought to be allowed into the US? Maybe the USCCB ought to be like the captain of a lifeboat determining how many can be safely taken aboard before the boat capsizes and everyone drowns. Look at California. The “captain” there decided that not only could everybody get on board but that every need of everyone onboard the boat would be provided free of charge. Now that state goes broke every other week. That is what will happen to the US if any of this madness is made law.

Friday, November 06, 2009

Kill the bastard quickly

What do the Luby’s massacre, Ft. Hood, VA Tech and every other mass shooting have in common? The shooting stops when responsible people with guns arrive on scene.

Even before the dead at Ft. Hood had been identified, media fools were on the air talking about getting more gun control laws to prevent such events. It’s the same old argument, people don’t kill people, guns do. That is a silly argument. It’s like the usual headlines regarding an accident involving an SUV; SUV runs red light kills three. The SUV didn’t run the red light. The idiot driving while talking on the cell did.

One boob even compared the Ft. Hood shooting to the Luby’s massacre. Intoning in a serious manner that Texas laws were changed after the shootings – implying that even in Texas tighter gun-control laws were adopted after Luby’s. The guy, a FOX radio reporter Mike Macowitz (SP?), is a clueless fool.

New gun laws were adopted in TX after the Luby’s massacre. In 1995 the Texas Legislature passed a shall-issue gun law, which requires that all qualifying applicants be issued a Concealed Handgun License, removing the personal discretion of the issuing authority to deny such licenses. TX knew back in 1995 what John Lott has proven since, more guns equals less crime.

The law was changed in part due to the testimony of Suzanna Hupp at an inquiry looking into the Luby’s massacre. Hupp told investigators that she had brought a handgun to Luby's the day of the massacre but had left it in her vehicle because laws in force at the time forbade the carrying of firearms. Both of Hupps’ parents were killed at Luby’s. She has regretted not violating the law since.

As for the human debris that committed this act of domestic terrorism, (yeah TERRORISM! the word the King Dope and his merry band of morons cannot bring themselves to say) he should be “questioned” in the most aggressive manner possible to determine what other acts of terrorism he might know about. Then he should be turned over to the state of Texas to be prosecuted for murder and treason and executed by the end of the year.

As regular readers of this page know, I have a real problem with the death penalty. I believe that the state should have a death penalty, because if it deters even one murder over 100 years, it’s worth it. But if a state is going to have the law, it must be prepared to use it from time to time. Death penalty cases should be reserved for the most heinous crimes. Cases must be iron clad, fast tracked and the sentence administered quickly.

This case meets all of the criteria. Hassan should be dead before Christmas, before he has a chance for book deal ghost written by Bill Ayers and a Michael Moore made for tv movie starring Sean Penn as Hassan.

This really pisses me off.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

For Demo-Dopes NY 23 like beating your 8 yr old at ping pong

Demo-Dopes, led the Dopiest of all Dopes himself, and their Borg-like media lackeys are trying to mask the stench of their stinging defeats Tues by saying they defeated Palin’s candidate and won NY 23. And so they did. But that win can no more cover the smell of the rotting maggot infested Demo-Dope political corpses in VA and NJ than a single rose can mask the foul odor of the swine barn at the county fair on a hot summer day.

Demo-Dope leader and the dumbest woman in North America Granny Pelosi told us Demo-Dopes won, so it has to be true. After all she promised the ethical House in history and except, closed door dealings done in the dark of night, calling Americans Nazis, assassins and terrorists and that list of House Demo-Dope crooks as long as your arm led by Charlie tax? What taxes? Rangel, she has pretty much kept that promise. So why should we question her judgment on Tuesday’s elections?

If they want to ignore VA and NJ and call NY 23 the bell weather of American political thought these days fine go ahead. NY 23 was like the father son T-ball game. Everyone but the boys knows who will win. Then after the game the boys sit around at the picnic talking about how they crushed the dads.

Doug Hoffman is political new-comer, living outside the district for which he was running, running on third party ticket, against well-know political hacks whose names each appeared on the ballot TWICE and who were backed by party money and organization. When the Republi-Rat dropped out of the race at the last minute, she backed the Demo-Dope candidate. Yet Hoffman still got within 4% points. And the campaign starts today for a seat that will be contested again in Nov 2010. Not much of win if you ask me. But as my old high school football coach told us, “a win is a win, I don’t care if you beat the Girl Scouts.” So the Demo-Dopes eked out a win against the political equivalent of the Girl Scouts and have bragging rights until next Nov.

Palin once again saved the Republican party from itself and its brain-dead know-nothing political wizards. Had she and others not come in and endorsed Hoffman and in doing so rejected the Demo-Dope lite candidate Scozafava, the results would have been the same or worse. If Scozafava had won, the worst possible out come in my opinion, Demo-Dope lite RINOs and the MSM would be telling us that conservatives must reject their principles and go with domestic weasels and socialist leaning candidates like Scozafava.

Had the local Republican leadership in NY 23 not had their heads planted so deeply up their butts and nominated a Republican, this whole mess could have been avoided.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Dope says, "Uhh, I'm way too stupid to care about election results"

Lex got unbugged and...

Yahoo has always been left leaning – like everything else you run across these days. If you do not believe that assessment, take a look at the top stories on the browser’s home page at 6:30 this morning:

Earthquake injures 700, cuts power in southern Iran
Vietnam storm death toll rises to 91 Typhoon Mirinae
U.S. officials meet with Myanmar opposition leader
Democrat wins House seat in heavily GOP area of N.Y.
3 missing N.D. college students found dead in pond

Nothing on a stunning Republican win in…oh, what’s a word for 10 times more than “heavily”…near unanimously Demo-Dope New Jersey.

Really, what’s a more compelling story:

A Demo-Dope wins an OPEN NY House district 48% t0 46% where the “Republican” candidate drops out at the last minute, endorses the Demo-Dope, and the Republi-Rat's name stays on the ballot siphoning off 5% of the vote or

a Republican bringing down a SITTING Demo-Dope governor in the bluest of blue states 49% to 44% - a race where the glorious universally loved and adored Dear Dope campaigned “heavily” for Demo-Dope Corzine who still lost handily?

Then there was the absolute @rsewhipping the Demo-Dope candidate for governor in VA Creigh Deeds took losing by a whopping 18% points.

The Dear Dope, ever the dope, claimed he wasn’t even watching the returns, opting instead to take in a basketball game. First, if Rush Limbaugh had said something like, “the Dear Dope is sooooo irresponsible, lazy and disconnected from the people, he’ll probably be engrossed in some basketball game and won’t even watch the returns” he’d be labeled a racist for stereotyping America’s first half-black president. But really what does it say about a president who by his own admission purposefully “ignores” elections to watch a basketball game? Makes one wonder about his deliberations on Afghanistan.

I do not believe for a second that the Dear Dope wasn’t paying attention to results but what does a pol gain by saying, “elections? What elections?” That's just plain stupid. Well on second though, maybe the Dope wasn’t watching the returns.

Oh well, so Yahoo is another left leaning load of crap. So what? Demo-Dopes and the Grand Dope himself still took a terrible beating last night. So I guess the Dope will be all over the airwaves today talking about how he, The Magnificent One, saved or created one Demo-Dope House seat.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Dope target's Lex copmupter

I'm having computer problems. I suspect foul play from the Dope's Internet Czar. Will be up tomorrow.?

Friday, October 30, 2009

Get your healthcare while it lasts

Peloser’s healthcare bill weighs in at about 20 pounds and is 1,990 pages. Really? Does any more need to be said? Four reams of paper sans the amendments and countless reference to other US code to say what? Healthcare for all?

Why not just subsidize healthcare for those who do not have it? That option, as bad as it is, has to be cheaper more transparent and less intrusive than anything the Grand Grandma and dozen crooked pols can come up with in 1,990 pages crafted behind close doors.

Of course the Demo-Dopes Senate and House healthcare bills do shine the light of day on one issue promised by the Dear Dope and the Grand Granny – transparency. The Dope himself said the bill would be crafted before the cameras of C-Span. Oooops, he lied – again - and as a result grandma and grandpa will have to die a few years early. If Dear-Dope-a-Care passes, seniors will be expected to forego expensive eldercare and just dying-off so that the Maximus Dopelous can spread some of their hard earned money around. It will be our senior’s last great duty to their country.

But of course the rest of will have sacrifice as well. If you need joint replacement, get it now, before any form of Dear-Dope-a-Care limits access to such procedures to only the Party grandees and faithful.

Plastic Face Pelosi’s new euphemism for her government run healthcare scheme is a “consumer option.” Ha! I’m running an ice cream stand and selling ice cream bars for 75 cents and doing a good business. Along comes a government subsidized “consumer option" that sells ice cream bars for a nickel. Not only that, the government passes all sorts of board health codes, laws and taxes that affect me but not the "consumer option." Soon I’m out of business.

But soon after I’ve been run out of business, the “consumer option” stops coming around to your neighborhood everyday, and when it finally does show up the ice cream doesn’t taste like it should. It’s now made with soy milk because that’s what the government decided that you needed to be eating.

It’ll be a mess and certainly worth fighting against right up to day the government decides to withhold medical care for you because at age 62 with a bad knee and a slow ticker, you’re just not worth the investment anymore.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Why not start with the no-cost option?

You’re out burning leaves at your curb one fall afternoon – believe it or not, not so long ago the standard way of disposing of fall’s debris was to burn it. Well anyway, you’re burning leaves and some thick white smoke begins to billow from the pile.

A concerned neighbor calls the fire department. Firemen rush to the scene. The fire captain orders his team to spraying down the exterior of your house. He tells you that you have a heck of fire going here. He tells you he needs to break down your door and hose down the interior of your house to "save it."

More firefighting equipment arrives and begins hosing down the neighborhood. A van with loudspeakers begins ordering an evacuation as firemen begin kicking in doors.

Meanwhile the smoldering pile of leaves at your curb continues to smolder untouched by the firemen.

America has a small fire burning at the curb. We have 30 million citizens without health insurance. That figure is a lie but, as we always do, let’s play along. That figure when stripped of people who can afford insurance but don’t buy it gets cut in half.

So along comes the Dear Dope and his fire company who want to evacuate every one in the neighborhood and destroy their houses while pretty much ignoring the problem.

The Dear-Dope-a-Care being considered in congress this week pretty much destroys healthcare in America as we know it while leaving much of the problem Dear-Dope-a-Care was supposed to solve untouched.

Questions for the firefighters:

If there is a real emergency in healthcare, why does most of Dear-Dope-a-care kick-in in 2013?

If there is 50+ BILLION in Medicaid/care fraud, why don’t we stop that immediately?

If the whole idea of Dear-Dope-a-Care is to insure the uninsured, why do these bills still leave millions of uninsured Americans after full implementation?

Wouldn’t it be better to offer healthcare coupons - a food stamp for the sick so to speak -to the uninsured rather than destroy the entire system?

Wouldn’t it be better to try things that don’t put the country another 2 TRILLION dollars in debt before we sign on to that debt?

You know, sort of like using a rake to stir the leaf fire to allow more air into the fire for cleaner combustion or God forbid, throwing a bit of kerosene on to it so it'll burn hotter.

Allowing health insurers to compete across state lines doesn’t cost anything.

Reforming tort law doesn’t cost anything.

Giving Dr.s tax incentives to treat the poor doesn’t cost anything.

When you propose a no cost solution for your smoldering leaves to the fire captain, he tells you, “Look bub, we have a neighborhood crisis here. Do you see all of these men and all of this equipment? We gotta do something.”

So as we all too often do, we listen. We evacuate. When we return to our once beautiful neighborhood, it has been pretty much destroyed by the firemen, and it’ll never be the same again. Oh yeah, and the burning leaves – the proximate cause of all the destruction – are still smoldering at the curb.

Call your Senator/fireman today.

Apologies to firefighters everywhere for the analogy.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Scrawny "opts out" of getting a brain

Scrawny Harry Reid is in trouble. He’s polling at about 30% in Nevada, well behind either one of his Republican challengers for his senate seat. He’s trying like hell to thread the needle between the public option and no public option to get to the magic 60 vote total required to do anything in the Senate for Dear-Dope-a-Care. And there’s not a crooked land deal to be had anywhere near Las Vegas. Damn! What’s next, no patronage jobs for his no-talent off-spring?

But ever the fighter, the Scrawny One who always looks like Mr. Ziffle sucking on a lemon, blames Republicans for his woes. Apparently Scrawny is a public school grad and isn’t able to count the members of his own caucus. Hey, Scrawny, with the stolen election in MN and the seating of Demo-Dope clown Al Franken, you have 60 Demo-Dopes in the Senate. Go ahead, pass Dear-Dope-a-Care.

Ahh, but it easier said than done. Certain Demo-Dopes value their cushy job in DC more than doing what Dopes everywhere say 60% of Americans want – government run health care. So is the 60% number accurate? No way. If it were, Dear-Dope-a-Care would pass 99-0.

So these rebels will stand on principle and against 60% of Americans? I do not believe that there are 10 members of the senate who place would principle above re-election.

Poor Scrawny has to try to herd all 60 of his Demo-Dope prima donna alley cats to vote for his bill. A bill that apparently is as unpopular as Scrawny himself back in Nevada.

To prove that he is at least twice as clever as anyone else in the world, Scrawny came up with an “opt out” plan. Hey prefect, if states do not like the public option they can simply opt out the plan. Well sort of. States that "opt out" will still have to pay the freight on the public option but they can “opt out” of any of the benefits.

This guy has to be dumber than a truck load of dirt. States pay for the service and then “opt out” of the service provided? You pay for your groceries but leave them on the shelf in the supermarket. You make payments on the new car but you never bring it home.

The ONLY thing dumber than the Scrawny One coming up with this plan, is that there will be – no doubt – 40 Demo-Dopes who think it is a good idea and will vote for it with no reservation what-so-ever.

If the Scrawny one can get to 50, he can bastardize senate rules and make it law.

I hope he does, because there will be a lot of things that will need to be reversed if sanity ever returns to DC. It’ll a lot easier to reverse if some pompous dumb@ss has already set the precedence of a simple majority passing law in the senate.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Let the fire burn, don't rush the Dope

In a speech to some sailors in Jacksonville yesterday the Dear Dope told the sailors, “I will never rush the solemn decision of sending you into harm’s way.”

I guess that’s great if you’re among those slated to be deployed as part of 40,000 reinforcements that Gen McChrystal has asked the Dope to send along to Afghanistan so that the General can implement the Dope’s strategy there.

But what if you’re on of the 60,000 troops already in Afghanistan dodging bullets and roadside bombs? The Dope’s vow to “never rush” may look like dithering if you’re hunkered down in waiting for reinforcements so that you can take the offensive and kick some ass.

And some first year newsie may just ask the Dope what I his definition of “rush” is. Firemen rush to fire. Lifeguards rush into the surf to save troubled swimmers. A mother rushes when she see her child is hurt. Lex rush to dessert table.

Someone ought to show the Dope a calendar. It’s been 2 ½ months since the Dope received HIS General’s request. Whatever you might call it, VP Cheney calls it dithering, it ain’t rushing.

We will not see any “rush to answer McChrystal’s request until after these off-year elections are wrapped up next week. D2 may even be so “deliberate” as to wait for to see what kind of Dear-Dope-a-Care Scrawny Harry Reid is able to push through the senate.

The Dope doesn’t want to send the troops until he gets as many of his zombies to vote for Demo-Dopes up for election next week and Dear-Dope-a-Care. Sending troops to defend America’s interests will certainly piss-off a number of the Dope’s key constituency – America hating loons.

The Griffin sent his analysis of MSM Demo-Dope hype that 60% favor the public option:

I decided to find out what the heck was in the poll that all the libs pointed to last week saying that 60% of “everyone” wanted a public option. I also saw that the major news networks were at the WH last week (except for FOX) for over two hours. There is something funny happening with these polls. Here is what I heard many times over the last 4-5 days.

1) Favor or oppose health care? Split is 49% to 49%.
2) Want the public option? Split is 61% for it and 38% against it.

Am I the only one thinking that this makes no sense?

1) Would you buy this manure spreader for $250k? 100% no to 0 yes%
2) Would you buy the red or the brown one? Red at 60% and brown at 40%.

People are 60% in favor of the red one. Tell production to buy 10,000 gallons of the red paint! What a load of BS. But it gets better. Read the final question I have below. I can read it as “would you favor a government run health care option or a private run public health care option?”


23. Now thinking specifically about the health insurance plans available to most Americans, would you favor or oppose creating a public health insurance option administered by the federal government that would compete with plans offered by private health insurance companies?

Oct. 16-18 Aug. 28-31 2009

Favor 61% 55%; Oppose 38% 41%; No opinion 1% 4%