Friday, January 29, 2010

They are "pro-choice" as long as your choice is in lock-step with their choice

Well the Super Bowl is about a week out and the people who tune in for the commercials have already gotten a preview. Seems “Women’s groups” are in a tizzy because Tim Tebow and his mom have cut a commercial about Mrs. Tebow carrying the Heisman Trophy winning two-time National Champion quarterback to term. Dr.s had urged Mrs. Tebow to abort Tim because she was very sick. Besides, the Dr. explained, if carried to term the baby would be sick, ill formed and die anyway. Well Mrs. Tebow ignored the Dr.s and the rest is history.

Now, the Gator Nation has paid for a 30 second ad celebrating Mrs. Tebow’s decision, during the Super Bowl. That choice has pro-choice people (Read pro abortion people) up in arms. See if these dregs were about “pro-choice” they wouldn’t care about Mrs. Tebow’s “choice” or celebrating that choice in 30 second ad spot during the Super Bowl. But they are not about choice. They are about abortion.

Add to the equation that it is not the Gator Nation that is paying for the ad but actually Focus on the Family, and “choice” people cannot live with the choice.

As a result of the “pro-choice” people trying to muzzle the Tebows, the ad – unseen - has already gotten as much exposure as it might generate on Super Sunday. If I were Focus on the Family, I’d be hoping CBS caved to the choice people in denying the Tebow’s their choice. Then I’d put the ad out on the Internet and watch it go viral. Then I’d make all of the Sunday talk shows. Then, having gotten 8-10 million in free advertising, I’d put the millions I was prepared to pay for the Super Bowl ad back in the bank. Mission accomplished. Millions saved. Then I’d send a thank you note to the “women’s groups” for helping me to get my message out and saving me millions.

What would really be marvelous is if the Focus on Family knew the predictable nature of the pro-choice lobby and their unhinged response to any choice not in lock-step with their own. Planning a judo ad campaign like that would be priceless.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Dope talks...and talks...and talks...and talks, about himself

Jeez! Where to start.

Pissy Matthews told his audience – that would be the guy on the show with him, two cameramen and his producer – that he “forgot” the Dope was black for an hour last night. Pissy went on to say, "I think he's taken us beyond black and white in our politics, wonderfully so, in just a year."

Huh? It has been NOTHING BUT race all year. Tea Party goers were redneck racists, Cambridge cops stupid racists, America cowardly racists, anyone who dared point out the most obvious and minor limiting factor about the Dope an ignorant racist.

The Dope says he will continue fighting. Fighting for who? The 60% of us who oppose his harebrained ideas I guess. But I cannot see him telling Scrawny Harry to dump Dope-a-care and lower taxes. That would be fighting for us. As always the Dope, nose turned up, as he looks down on us, means he’s fighting for himself.

Of course he’s fighting for himself. He referred to himself 132 times during last night’s snooze fest. Mother Teresa didn’t mention herself that many times in her whole life and she lived to be 87. The narcissistic Dope did it in a 70 minute speech.

Then after acknowledging the “separation powers,” the arrogant Dope went on to lambaste the Supreme Court for restoring free speech. Judge Alito didn’t pop up and state the obvious – YOU LIE! – rather he sat and mouthed the words, “not true.” A gentleman’s way saying that the Dope is a skinny, sail eared, lying sack of crap.

But that was only one of a dozen or more whoppers contained in the Dope’s tv show. I liked where I read that he’s sticking to the 2 million jobs created or “saved” meme. Let’s give the Dope his due and say for the time he isn’t lying through his teeth. Even if it is true, each job cost the tax payer 100s of thousands of dollars. That would make him the least cost effective job creator in history. And what about the 3 million jobs destroyed by the Dope of Dopes? Idiot.

But hey I didn’t even watch it. I can tell you Ohio State won a see-saw battle against the Iowa Hawkeyes last night in a pretty darn good basketball game – and I don’t really care for basketball. So here’s a take from some sadist who sat through the whole thing:

Well I watched the State of Disunion last night. Peace, hope, change, work together, put away differences, stop the pettiness: then declare war on the US Supreme Court, demand completion of the healthcare bill and cap and trade, stop earmarks, etc. Wehner is right. It is like he is in a parallel universe. I am sure the part of the speech where he tells congress to pass new legislation against the Supreme Court ruling will be repeatedly aired. He embarrassed himself more than the court. It was a lecture. I don’t think voters like to be lectured by their pols. The dems are toast this fall. Griffin

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The State of Dope-a-care speech is tonight

No. I will not be watching The Dope lie his way through 40 minutes of the economy sucks blah, blah, blah Bush did it. Dope-a-care was murdered blah, blah, blah Republicans did it. G’itmo sucks blah, blah, blah Bush did it. There are still poor people in America blah, blah, blah Bankers did it. Iraq sucks blah, blah, blah Bush did it. Your neighbor has a new car and flat screen blah, blah, blah the fat cats did it. MA sucks blah, blah, blah the teabaggers’ did it. Blah, blah, blah I’m the greatest. Blah, blah, blah I’m still way cool. Blah, blah, blah after all, I won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Side note: It would be fun to get the Vegas over under on the number of times he refers to himself in the speech. 75-100.

The only possible reason for watching this snore fest would be to see if the teleprompter goes down and the clueless buffoon actually has to think on his feet. Or, even better. Some prankster breaks into the prompter and changes the speech or inserts a couple of key phrases. “And Scrawny Harry is looking more dower and E.T. like than usual tonight. What’s the matter Scrawny? Did that corrupt sweetheart land deal in Vegas fall through?” Or “Wow! My fan Nan’s face is stretched tighter than the rope at a Sumo tug of war tonight. Nice look Nan. Love the penciled-in eyebrows.” You know that the Dope would just read it off like Ted Baxter reading the stage directions in the middle of a news story, “In other news, there’s been a terrible earthquake in Haiti. Take off glasses. Look concerned.”

No. I won’t be watching. I have better things to do, like scrapping the underside of the porch deck in the dark of night in the dead of winter so it’ll be ready for paint in the spring.

Worse than the actual speech though will be the army of wise men the Demo-Dope party dispatches to tell us what a great and wonderful Dear Dope the Dope is after the speech. But the American people are wising up to the fact that this arrogant, narcissistic, jug eared lug ain’t that smart either.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Sliding from Dopedom to Punkdom

I just saw a clip of the Dope and Diane Sawyer. In it the Dope admits that it was a mistake not to be more open with the American people during Dope-a-care negotiations. The Dope went on to blame (a.k.a throw under the bus) the Scrawny one and Peloser for the foul up. The Dope claimed that, “We have a legislative process. As far as I know I can’t change congress.”

What a jug eared punk. It’s called leadership you buffoon! You call the Scrawny one up and tell him, “No more closed door deals. Cancel the ones that you’ve already made.” The Dope cannot sit by watching this whole thing unfold on the front page of America’s papers every morning and as the lead every evening at 6 pm and say, “It’s not my fault. I wasn’t involved.” You clueless dolt, count up how many time you talked about Dope-a-care. Now how many times did you warn the congress to open the process up? Oh, nearly once.

Besides the Dope himself was in on several of those closed door meetings. He himself twisted arms during all hands no media Demo-Dope House and Senate caucus meetings on the hill. He himself met with Demo-Dope leadership again and again trying to freshen up the turd known as Dope-a-care with his own brand air freshener.

When the Dope says things like, “it’s all George Bush’s fault” he’s a punk. When he says “the Dope-a-care backroom deals were all the Scrawny one’s fault” he’s a lying punk.

The good news is that there are signs that we’re all wising up. The Dope has no more chance of getting away with these asinine comments than his daily liar - Bobby Gibbs - has of getting away with his Sunday comment that a 50 minute interrogation “got all of the information” that the Christmas undies bomber possessed. Huh?

Given the fact that the Dope and his light-skinned Negro Attorney General have stripped the FBI and CIA of their most useful tools, they couldn’t get Lex jr. to admit that he took the last Oreo cookie in 50 minutes. In fact, under the Dope’s rules of interrogation, the FBI is probably required to give the suspect milk and cookies at some point.

But that’s not even the dopiest of all the lies the administration insists on. The claim that the insane stimulus “saved” or created 2 million jobs may be the dopiest of all lies.

Truth wins out. There is no doubt that the undies bomber still has valuable information that we should be trying to get. The truth about the stimulus is that 3 million jobs have vanished since the blockheads passed it and the Dope signed it into law. Not only have 3 million jobs vanished but so has half the cash – vanished. CBO has no idea where it went. It is as if the Dope had his Man of the Year Bernake throwing bundles of 100 dollar bills out the back of Air Force Dope as fast as he could on trip from D.C. to Hawaii. The money is just gone. Who knows where or for what?

Now Mr. and Mrs. America, that’s Hope-n-Change.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Do not negotiate with liars and thieves

Some Republi-Rats, like Newt Gingrich, think it’s time to sit down and negotiate with the Demo-Thugs who just tried to ruin the country. Gingrich said,

“If you are a House member in the [GOP] caucus, I suspect we are about to have a huge argument. We could get clever and work with her (Peloser)…And I think people should work with her… But at that point it becomes a huge problem because nobody trusts her, they distrust her ideology and distrust her because she has run over them so hard…”

So the Dear Dope, Scrawny Harry and Peloser break down your door, stick a gun in your face and demand your cash, jewelry and flat screen TVs. You immediately see that there are no bullets in the exposed cylinder chambers of Scrawny’s revolver, Peloser’s .45 automatic has no magazine and the safety is engaged and the Dope is more interested in munching his arugula salad, as he uses both hands to eat, while the muzzle end of his “assault rifle” leans against his crotch.

You easily disarm Scrawny and Peloser in a series of smooth Jack Bauer moves. First, you kick Harry in the groin. When that move shows no effect because there is nothing there, you bitch slap him causing him to drop the revolver and weep. As Peloser tries to pull the trigger again and again, with no effect, you snatch the weapon from her, insert a magazine, pull the slide to the rear charging the weapon. The Dope, concerned about the rising cost of arugula at the Whole Food Market, still hasn’t noticed anything is happening.

Just as you have disarmed the bandits and are set to call the police – who you know will act stupidly – your wife - let’s call her Newt - walks in. “Oh honey, lets just give them a few dollars, the tv in the basement, your mother’s old jewelry and send them on their way,” she begs.

At this point you should probably begin to think that your wife, Newt, is part of the gang. If you’re smart, you’ll tell her to get over with the other criminals and cover her with the .45 most closely.

If the Republicans want to make “nice” with the Demo-Dopes on healthcare here’s how to do it:

Republicans in both houses of congress should present a healthcare plan to Demo-Dopes and the Dope himself. In it should be:

Tort reform
Deregulation of the insurance industry to allow purchase of insurance across state lines
Tax breaks for Dr.s who perform pro bono work for the poor
Allowances for medical savings accounts for all Americans

It should be no more than 50-100 pages. It should be published on the Internet. It should be a take it or leave it proposition. It should be debated on C-Span but only in in-so-far as the amount of money allowed in tort cases, tax cuts for Dr.s and for medical savings accounts.

Then we’d see how serious Newt and the rest of the girls are about healthcare reform.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Scrawny Harry's Unwelcome Dinner Guest and the Supremes favor free speech

This is a picture of a billboard somewhere in Europe. I thought it funny so I snapped a picture. I ran across it last night and decided to eh hum "doctor" it up a bit before Dope-a-care makes such doctoring illegal.

But the real thing that should be on our minds this morning is the return to freedom of speech granted by the Supremes in yesterday’s landmark decision. All you really need to know about this is that Chucky Chuckles Schumer was reduced to a fit of rage. In Chucky’s world it is “anti-democratic” to allow more free speech. Hmm let’s ponder that one a bit. To paraphrase the Dope, I don’t know a thing about it, but so far it’s pissing off all the right people.

The Washington Times explains the decision this way:

“In a decision with profound implications for the role of money in American campaigns, the Supreme Court on Thursday gave interest groups, unions and corporations the right to pour money into issue advertising in political races - reigniting the passionate battle over the influence of cash on the electoral process.”

I still don’t get it. Influence of cash? What about Soros? Was it an influence of cash that made him a Demo-Dope progressive Icon or his roughish male model Ken Doll good looks? In that Soros looks like the love child of a one night mistake between Yoda and Marty Feldman, I’d have to say it’s his cash. But I may be wrong.

So this will once again provide an issue pitting Demo-Dopes against the people. The Dope argument is that while it’s perfectly ok for the NY Times to erroneously report an affair between John McCain and some staffer while ignoring the near open affair between John you can call me Edwards and the mother of his child; Pampers diaper company couldn’t run an ad saying that all of John Edwards’ illegitimate babies soil themselves in Pampers. Or a right to life group couldn’t run an ad saying, John Edwards supports abortion, but won’t even abort his illegitimate kids. Take John’s advice. Have the baby.

Besides in the end if you believe, as Demo-Dopes seem to, that all corporations are greedy, they will not be running ads that piss off half of America. It’s just not good for business. Unions on the hand are wholly owned subsidiaries of the Demo-Dope Party and could care less who they piss off. This might be a net gain for the Dopes.

But for now, I’m just happy that Chucky’s having another bad day.

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Yes, "Dope" is the right word

If you need any more proof that the current occupant of the people’s house at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is an arrogant arugula eating, jug eared dope, consider this. Yesterday Mr. I’m So Smart told ABC that the reason that Scott Brown won was because the people are still angry about the last eight years i.e. Bush. Huh?

Yeah, right and I bought Lex jr the drum set because I was sick of all of the noise in the basement. If he really believes that, The Dope makes Homer Simpson look like Albert Einstein. You can just hear it in the White House in the morning, the Dope enters the kitchen, “Arugula for breakfast?! Woo Hoo!!”

Hard as it is to believe, this “Scott Brown won because voters are still pissed at George Bush” line is dumber than the “I don’t know all of the facts, but cops acted stupidly” or “I’ve been to 57 states, only one more to go, but Hawaii and Alaska are out of the question” or “bitter clinger” lines. We now know that the ONLY reason the Dope picked Slow Joe jobs is a three letter word Biden as his VP was to guard against any impeachment attempts. You can hear that conversation between Scrawny Harry and Peloser:

H: I dunno? It maybe time to get rid of him. He’s just not very smart.
P: Well we’d better get rid of gird your loins Biden first then. Talk about an idiot.
H: Oh hell yes and double the Dope’s Secret Service detail until we get that done. We can’t afford for anything to happen to him before we get rid of that Biden buffoon.

So again, when I call him the Dear Dope, I really mean it. He may be well educated in David Brooks’ world, but he’s not very smart. And then again, the Dope refuses to release his transcripts, so he may not even be well educated.

He started out on Lex’s page as the Dear Leader because of the Kim Jung Il like admiration of the robots that thought this empty suit was up to the job and the lavish fake speaking forums set up just for him. He became the just the Dear Dope when his popularity slipped from 70 to 50%. He is now under 50%. If he stays there, it may be time to lose the “Dear” altogether and start calling him by the name that fits him best – The Dope.

Gotta run. As confounding as it may seem to the Dear Dope, it turns out that the drum set isn’t helping the noise situation in the basement. So, I’m going to get jr an air horn. That’ll quiet it down.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Great Scott, Marty!!! Brown WINS!

Well Scott Brown pulled off the unlikely last night winning the MA Senate seat weighted down by Teddy Kennedy for nearly a half century. This has to be a good thing. The only thing that’s a bit scary about the Demo-Dope demise is that they might change Dope-a-care on the margins enough to get Olympia Snow to cross over and support it. But the good news is, given the seismic political shift that occurred last night, it’s doubtful that Scrawny the land crook Reid could even hold his other 59 Demo-Dopes. When the primary concern of every American pol seems to be re-election, Demo-Dopes have to be running scared this morning.

And how would you like to be Benbo Nelson this morning? The political whore sold himself for a pittance (yeah weird huh, in Pol speak 100 million is a pittance); crashed 40 points in NE polls and wakes up this morning to find out it was all for nothing. After prostituting himself in the most humiliating and public way possible, he ain’t getting no 100 million. No doubt Scrawny Harry will be telling Benbo what Judge Smails told Spaulding in “Caddy Shack,” “Shut up Spaulding. You’ll get nothing.” Good move Benbo.

Another big loser is Ed vote as many times as you want Schultz. Never has a Demo-Dope spoken so plainly about a key Demo-Dope election strategy – cheat. Thanks Ed for confirming what we knew – Demo-Dopes are low class cheating losers.

Even Lex was a big loser last night. Fearing that Captain Wrong Way Dopulous would crash the good and great airship USS America into the Hindenburg and then into the Titanic before winding up in a ball of flame in Pourte au Prince Haiti, Lex dumped much of his stock portfolio – reinvesting in ammo and MREs. The market rose over a hundred points yesterday on the anticipation of a Brown win. Futures are up again today on the strength of Brown's win. But hey, Lex has always been an inverse commodities model. If he’s buying, sell. If he’s selling, buy.

It’s also encouraging to note this morning that Demo-Dopes seem to have learned nothing from last night’s experience. Instead of deep soul searching that leads to the realization that they are way, way out of step with the American people, Demo-Dopes are blaming the candidate. As if the voters of MA didn’t reject the entire Demo-Dope, Dear Dope ball of wax. As if all the Demo-Dopes needed was a different candidate telling the people of MA that letting the Dear Dope run healthcare is really, really, really a good idea. The longer the Demo-Dopes delude themselves with that kind of nonsense the better. I hope they continue to run on Dope-a-care and more and more freedom-encroaching government intrusion into our lives right through Nov.

The absolute worst thing the Demo-Dopes could do now is take the Michael Moore, Nanny Peloser, Scrawny Harry approach of ramming Dope-a-care through before Scott Brown is seated or passing the Senate version straight through the House and on to the Dear Dope. If they should be so foolish, there will be a march on Washington like no other. The people will come for the Dopes with pitch forks and shotguns. Scrawny, Nanny, Turdbin, et al will be lucky if they get out alive. Hmmm, given that scenario, maybe ramming Dope-a-care through isn’t the worst thing Demo-Dopes could do.

Proof positive there is a God and He loves America. Brown wins an impossible election and once again "God sheds His grace on thee."

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Hasan and Schultz: birds of a feather?


Proving it has learned NOTHING from the Fort Hood massacre, the Army released its report on the incident without the use of the words “Islam,” “Muslim” or “terrorist” when referring to the murdering terrorist bastard Maj Nidal Hasan. The report refers to Hasan as a "gunman" and "the alleged perpetrator."

How can that be? How can an 86 page report detailing the deeds a lunatic Islamo-Terror-Fascist who murdered 14 and wounded more than a score more NOT include the words “Islam:” as in Maj Hasan was warned repeatedly not to use his counseling sessions to try to convert his patients to Islam; or “Muslim:” as in Maj Hasan is a radicalized Muslim who had “SOA” or soldier of Allah printed on his business cards; or “Terrorist:” as in Maj Hasan is murdering traitorous terrorist bastard who should water boarded every 15 min of every day until he shot by firing squad at the earliest opportunity; how can the Army not see what is going on after Ft. Hood?


Not quite as big a scum bag as Hasan but close. Lex noted yesterday that Schultz confirmed what anyone with a pulse already knew, Lib lie, steal and cheat to win. But there is another point about Schultz’s odious comment that that I happened to think of while venting on the cowardly Army report on Hasan.

While the men and women of our armed forces take an oath to support and defend the Constitution and indeed many die in fulfillment of that oath, Schultz, ACORN, Al Smally Franken, and Demo-Dope Libs in general mock those who serve every time they engage in or encourage voter fraud.

The quickest way to a real shooting revolution is for the people to feel that their voice is not being heard, and if it is heard, ignored by arrogant pols. Then, when they try to remove the unresponsive arrogant pols, they have their vote cancelled by fraud – fraud supported by the arrogant pol. When the democratic system breaks down and there is no trust in free and fair elections there remains only one path.

So it is not right-wing militias that are sowing the seeds of revolt in this country. The ones really sowing the seeds of revolution are douche bags like Ed Schultz and Al Smally Franking and the win at any cost Demo-Dopes.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Republican lawyers and poll watchers need to move to MA; all of them

Don’t expect any teary eyed calls for civility from the dumbest woman in North America when she hears this quote:

“I tell you what, if I lived in Massachusetts I'd try to vote 10 times. I don't know if they'd let me or not, but I'd try to. Yeah, that's right. I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. 'Cause that's exactly what they are.”

Now if it had been Scott Brown or any of his supporters urging voter fraud in the MA special election, Nanny Peloser would be holding another cry baby presser telling the media what she saw in San Francisco when Libs were murdering each other. Eric the coward Holder would take every Justice Department agent freed up from when he dropped the intimidation charges on the New Black Panther and then some to investigate the pre-crime of inciting cheating in an election.

But it wasn’t a Scott Brown supporter who uttered the damning words. It was some left-wing MSNBC loon as if MSNBC hired any other type – Ed Schultz – who said it live on the radio. Oh, a Demo-Dope, well then yawn, ho hum. No news there. (G)assbag Schultz just said what most people already knew.

And what we already knew – written about here several posts under – is that Demo-Dopes will lie, cheat, steal, intimidate and engage in all manner of criminal activity to subvert the will of the people and get their way. Demo-Dopes like Coward Holder probably don’t even see such things as crimes, as long as they are done on the behalf of Demo-Dope candidates. Holder took the “sure the New Black Panthers were out intimidating old white voters with billy clubs, but it was for a good cause” line when the coward dropped the charges against the thugs engaged in criminal activity caught on tape during the The Grand Dope’s election win. No Demo-Dope and few Republicans even raised an eyebrow when Coward Holder announced his decision.

Then there is Al Smally Franken’s count ‘em ‘til I’m ahead approach in the MN recount. Against every statistical odd, Smally won the election. Hmmm, wonder how that happened. Again there was no outrage on either the left or right. As long as it’s the Demo-Dopes gaining from the illegal activity it’s the ol’, “move along, nothing to see here.”

Republicans had better be flooding every MA precinct with poll watchers and an army of lawyers. This election is too important for the usual, “oh, just let the babies have their way” mentality of the Republican Party.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Dope-a-care's biggest challenge will come if after it's made law

As Dear-Dope-a-care hangs by a thread in congress, Scott Brown is sharpening the shears to cut the thread. But Brown isn’t the only thing that the Demo-Dopes have to worry about. Turncoat lying scum-bag Benbo Nelson isn’t convinced anymore that the congress should even be considering Dope-a-care while unemployment stubbornly refuses to dip below 10%.

Benbo’s enlightenment might have to do more with a 30 point deficit in the polls against his 2012 opponent than any return principle. But Benbo’s only hope of being re-elected in NE is being the 41st vote against Dope-a-care. Being the 42nd after Brown, won’t be good enough. Benbo gave Dope-a-care life he must be the one to kill it.

Also, the open and transparent (Ha, Ha) merging of the 2,000 page House bill with 2,500 page Senate bill is likely to produce a bill close to 3,000 pages. So far in addition to the 100s of millions in payoffs to FL, LA, NE and every other Demo-Dope senator and congressman smart enough to whisper an “I don’t know if I can support Dope-a-care” into Scrawny Harry or Peloser’s ear, the Demo-Dopes find themselves having to payoff the Amish, unions and nearly every other special interest. Those bribes are going to produce a bill stupid, pork-ladened and unconstitutional enough that it is certain to shift even a creepy pol’s conscience if not his vote.

Then, if the whole 20-30 lbs of crap make it to the world’s biggest Dope’s desk, it’ll be litigated for the next 500 years starting even before the ink on the Dope’s signature dries. Catholic hospitals will sue because of the abortion clause. Baptist will sue because the Amish got a break. Non-union shops will sue for equal protection. Some militia in NE will sue because the government has NO AUTHORITY to make any American buy anything let alone require that every American buy Dope-a-care. Of course all of this litigation will be a boon to a major Demo-Dope contributor – trial lawyers.

All of this going to happen because the American people insisted on Hope-N-Change but all they wound up with was Dope-N-Change.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Being a "good guy" is no pass

The latest argument for giving Scrawny Harry the land swindler Reid a pass for telling friends that the Dearest of all Dopes could be elected our Dope of Dopes was because he’s a “light skinned” Negro wit out no dedectable Negroes dialectic, is that Scrawny Harry is a "good guy. " Good guy in this case means nothing more than toeing the Demo-Dope line on everything from the war is lost to Dear-Dope-a-care to tax and trade.

If being a “good guy” is the only criterion for getting a pass, think of what the Pope could get away with. No wait. The Pope, as good a guy as there is, can’t get away with anything. Remember how the Pope was lashed out at for using history to point out the rather obvious link between Islam and violence? Libs came out from under their bed sheets on this issue just long enough to condemn the Pope, a really, really, really good guy, for stating what everyone with a brain already knows. Then afraid of saying something about Islam - the religion of peace - that might get their throats slit, the cowards pulled the sheets back over their heads and wet themselves.

Pat Robertson is a really good guy. By all accounts, so is Britt Hume. Both are being savaged for speaking up about religion. Robertson did it on his network to an audience he essentially bought and paid for and Hume made his Tiger Woods comment on FOX another privately owned entity.

Yet Libs lash out at these two “good guys.” “Why how dare they speak of religion. And to think, they think their religion is better than others.” I suppose everyone thinks “their religion” is better or they wouldn’t call it “their religion.” I mean who says, "Yeah, I'm Jewish, but the Catholics have a much better religion."

The arguments against Hume were the most surprising to me. Hume told listeners that Tiger Woods could receive forgiveness if he converted from Buddhism to Christianity. This is a categorically true statement.

When I visited Thailand I learned couple of things about Buddhism. One; the monks are revered by most of the population. Two; that the religion was more personal than Christianity in that there was no “God.” One reached Nirvana through personal meditation and morality. So, Hume was exactly correct when he said, if Tiger seeks forgiveness he should convert to Christianity, forgiveness being one of the tenants of Christianity not Buddhism.

So, anyhoo, if “good guys” are supposed to get the Scrawny Harry pass, why did the Pope, Hume and so many other “good guys” get rolled for stating nothing more than the truth? Simple. Those good guys do not support 100% of the Demo-Dope agenda 100% of the time. That is all there is to it.

Besides, there are enough reports and tape of Scrawny being a mean partisan SOB to disprove the “good guy” theory. He is a Demo-Dope partisan @$$h0!{.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Good luck Mr. Brown

Republican Scott Brown is closing in on his Demo-Dope rival in the MA special election for Ted Kennedy’s senate seat. Actually calling it “Ted Kennedy’s seat” was a big boost for Mr. Brown. When David Gergen referred to it as such, during a debate between Brown and Demo-Dope candidate Martha Coakley, Brown pounced. He told Gergen that it wasn’t Kennedy’s seat or the Democrats’ seat. The seat belonged to the people of MA Brown told Gergen. That exchange has pretty much gone viral on the Internet.

So Brown is closing fast and has raised million bucks for the final push. Now Demo-Dopes have organized their union thug army to campaign for Coakley (a shovel ready job I suppose). They have also dumped a half million into her campaign coffers. I think a careful audit of Coakley’s funding is in order.

Prediction: Unless Brown wins by enough votes to escape a re-count, he’ll lose. So he’ll have to win the count by a percentage point or two and the actual vote a lot more than that. We know that Demo-Dopes are willing to cheat to subvert the will of the people. Ask AlGore, Al feakin Frankin, and Christine keep counting Gregoire all cheating experts. Well AlGore’s cheating didn’t turn out so well, so maybe we shouldn’t call that buffoon an expert.

The Demo-Dopes will cheat. They will have New Black Panther thugs at the polling places to intimidate anyone not wearing a union t-shirt, Coakley button or their finger pushed up their nose to second knuckle. They will allow each other to vote as many times as they think necessary. They will empty prisons to get voters. They will register and allow to vote any vagrant who happens to wonder within shouting distance of a polling place. They will count votes – unless they are military votes – until their candidate get one vote ahead and then declare victory.

So good luck Mr. Brown. You’ll need a win big enough so that it’s not even close. If it’s close, you lose.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

At war with al Qaeda, well that's a start

Remember how Demo-Dopes used to lampoon President GWB, dumb, stupid, unread, cowboy. Well then why, when it comes to putting the panty bomber on trial, do they use dumb, stupid, unread, cowboy Bush as an example of how the US ought to respond to Islamo-Terror-Fascists who try to blow up airplanes?

Demo-Dopes have taken to saying, “Well President Bush put the shoe bomber on trial. So it must be ok to put the panty bomber on trial.” To be consistent the Demo-Dope argument ought to go something like this, “Dumb, stupid, unread, cowboy Bush put the shoe bomber on trial. So it must be ok to put the panty bomber on trial.” Hmm, if he’s dumb, stupid, unread, cowboy Bush, why do want to emulate him?

Also if hear one more time that President Bush sent G’itmo detainees back to Yemen so don’t blame our Dear Dope for doing the same thing, I'll shoot the source. Does anyone seriously believe that, absent the left’s relentless calls for closing G’itmo, Bush and Cheney would have given a crap if every one of the detainees spent the rest of their days on the island paradise prison?

Now the Dear Dope admits we are war but apparently only with al Qaeda. I think the problem goes a bit deeper than that. To make that point, take this quick quiz AF Bro sent me. I know I hate quizzes too. If I never hear the words, “Take a sheet a paper and put you name at the top. We’re going to have a pop quiz,” I’ll not miss them.

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women & nbsp;problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. And now we can add: In 2009, 31 people wounded and 13 American Soldiers murdered on base at Fort Hood by a Major that was known as a:

You guessed it. A Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40

Monday, January 11, 2010

When "Negro" isn't a pejorative term

The light skinned Negro boy who rarely slips into the use of Ebonics unless there’s a political advantage and also happens to be our own Dear Dope accepted the apology of and then defended the nit wit who called him a "light skinned Negro" with no detectable Negro dialect. The Chief Negro didn’t even say the nit wit acted stupidly. I suppose that lament is reserved for cops doing their duty when the perp happens to be a Negro friend of the Dope.

We have yet to hear from the darker skinned Negro race baiting jobless and congregation-less Revs Jesse and Al. Once the nit wit – Land Baron Scrawny Harry – gets the ok from those two Negroes, he’s home free. Well maybe one or two sensitivity training classes – maybe a beer summit - with the Revs themselves, but really nothing to worry about.

This is beyond hypocrisy or at least takes it to a new level. We know what happened to Trent Lott when we tried to cheer old Strom Thurmond up at Strom’s 99th birthday party. We know what happened to Imus when he tried using common black slang to describe the Rutgers women’s basketball team. We know what happens to anyone with even a tint of conservative thought that dares to use the same words the perpetually offended use.

The best case was when America’s Anchorman, Rush Hudson Limbaugh mmm, mmm, mmm, parodied an LA Times column written by a Negro (don’t know if he’s a light-skinned or dark skinned Negro) that called the Dear Dope a “magic Negro” because the Dope relieved white guilt. Limbaugh played a satire of the column in a song called “Barack the Magic Negro” which was sung to the tune of “Puff the Magic Dragon” by a guy – Paul Shanklin – impersonating Al Sharpton singing through a bullhorn. Hilarious!

Well when the permanently offended got wind of what was going on they tried crucify Rush for calling the Dope a “magic Negro.” What they didn’t know and apparently weren’t too interested in finding out was that, it wasn’t Rush. It was some guy from the LA Times (which was in the parody!). When that point was made clear, did the permanently offended turn on the guy from the LA Times? Hell no. That guy is a black Lib and can pretty much call anyone anything he wants.

No doubt Rush will have a new verse of “Barack the Magic Negro” on his show today. It’ll be sung by the impersonator in the voice of Scrawny Harry, and since he doesn’t seem offended at all when a Lib calls him a Negro, may even have the impersonator use the Dear Dope’s voice to sing back up vocals.

Barack the light skinned Negro
Don’t use no Ebonics
He talk just like ol’ Whitey
‘Cause he learn him Whitey’s Phonics

His typically white Granny
Taught young Barack to speak
Wit out a bit o’ Negro slang
It took almost a week

Jesse say he ain’t a real black man
‘Cause Barack won’t do no rap
Barack just laugh at him
‘Cause he knows that's just some crap

Al Sharpton say he ain’t authentic
Big Al just wants to vent
Barack don’t give a $h!t
‘Cause he’s the president

Oh, Barack the Light Skinned Negro
Was slammed by Harry Reid
Barack forgave ol’ Harry
So he’d do the Dope-a-care deed

Shanklin will do a much better job.

Friday, January 08, 2010

Incompetano wants TSA thugs checking you out

From Drudge
Posted by PicasaWell if there’s any doubt that the Islamo-Terror-Fascists have racked up another win, look at the pictures. Janet Incompetano wants to start stripping every passenger naked using virtual technology. Just to keep the harassment up though, I’m certain the TSA thugs will continue to make everyone who DOESN’T look like an ITF to take their shoes off.

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it’ll take before some celeb’s scan shows up on the Internet? Do you suppose there will be an influx of pedophiles and perverts signing up at the TSA? Why risk serious jail time hanging out at the bus station bathroom hoping to catch a glimpse of little Johnny peeing, when you can get paid to look at his parts and everyone else’s with the TSA?

I think this is foolishness. What if the next ITF uses suppositories? Or fills balloons with some kind of binary explosives or flammables and swallows them. What if the balloons are made of a material that breaks down during the flight causing the chemicals to mix blowing the ITF to pieces or setting him ablaze? When that unlikely scenario happens, no doubt Incompetano will order that every passenger must have their stomach pumped five minutes prior to boarding any US flight.

Seems to me you’d be better off announcing during the pre-flight that every passenger who boarded the plane was secretly sprayed down a light coat of pork oil and see who freaks out struggling to clean themselves before exploding into a million pieces.

On a happy note for certain % of America:

The Tide Rolled last night in a surprisingly good second half after Colt McCoy went down during the Longhorn’s second series of the first quarter. Barring the ill advised shovel pass at the end of the first half that was intercepted and back for a score, Texas might have pulled it out. Mark Ingram proved that he is the real deal and shook off any hint of a Heisman cures. Good for him. But I don’t get Pussburger making Ingram into a hero because his old man is crook. His old man’s criminal activity should have been rejected and shunned. Seems a better approach for Pussburger might have been, “Dads be careful about the criminal activity you engage in, because hurts more people than yourself.” Rather than the, “Dads getting shipped off to jail might just be the human interest angle that could get your son – everything else being equal – a shot at the Heisman.” The kid at Stanford had a better year on much inferior team and was probably the best running back in college football this year.

I guess AOC in Birmingham will be open for business today with none of the staff on suicide watch.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Living in the Dope's bizzaro world

The Dear Douche promised eight times on tape – not even crafty lying sacks of warm crap like Bobby Gibbs, Peloser and Slow Joe can deny it – to televise live on C-Span debate on Dear-Dope-a-care. That ain’t gonna happen. Primarily because there will be no debate. A bunch of brain-dead Demo-Dopes will pay each other off behind closed doors. Then they will declare victory for the American people – who oddly oppose Dope-a-care by about a 60-40 margin.

The closed door nature of Demo-Dope bribes gives rise to another Demo-Dope delusion of grandeur, this time from the Botox Queen Peloser. Madam Clueless said with a straight face – but maybe only because that’s how it frozen so many years ago – that the Dope-a-care debate has been open. Mind you the whole Nelson bribe and buy off as well as the final structure of the senate version of Dope-a-care was conducted out of public sight in Chief Weasel Harry Reid’s office.

By “open process” maybe Clown Prince Harry and Queen Botox were talking about "open" Scotch bottles. So Peloser’s comments would really sound like this. “This is the most open Scotch Bottles ever in the history of congress.” If you think calling Demo-Dopes drunken fools for their handling of Dear-Dope-a-care is a joke, look at this. They actually are drunken fools.

But hey it’s a bizzaro world. The Dear Dope reneges on a promise to put Dope-a-care debate on C-Span, the Botox Queen insists the process is open when the exact opposite is true, Janet Incompetono and Bobby from Deliverance Gibbs insists that “the system” worked when it allowed a crazed jihadi to board an airplane Christmas day with a bomb in his underwear, Slow Joe insists that the stimulus – which was to keep unemployment under 8% -is working as unemployment creeps past 10%, the Shrillda Beast keeps drawing new lines in the sand for Iran to stop its nuclear program which Iran immediately sprints past without notice and worse of all Dopeulus Maximus’ response to every one of his screw ups – even a year in - is to blame Bush.

What a weak pathetic jug eared D-O-P-E.

Here’s what’s really important today though:

In anticipation of the big game tonight, certain personnel at the Andy-on-Call in Birmingham, AL will be nervous wrecks today. Fingernails have already been chewed down past the bone. Phones will go unanswered as the paranoid staff pace to and fro wondering if Mark Ingram can break the bowl game Heisman curse. Roofers will show up for plumbing jobs while A-O-C’s crack (butt crack that is) plumbers are dispatched to fix granny’s faulty electrical switch. It might be the perfect day to call in pretending to be Nick Saben and ask the secretary her advice on containing Texas QB Colt McCoy.

Roll Tide.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

"Educated" does not mean smart

The ONE “conservative” at the New York Times, some pasty weak sap named David Brooks, penned this piece for the toilet “paper of record” – which means the NYT has no conservatives writing for the paper on staff. The gist of Brooks’ piece is that these Tea Party people who are more popular than either the Republican or Demo-Dope parties are ruining everything for the “educated class.” No doubt the pompous pant load considers himself among the “educated class.”

Well here’s the thing. We have all known Frasier Crane type over educated eggheads who can look at a piece of art and tell you who painted it, in what year and why the work is important. Then these same eggheads go home and have to call an electrician when the hall light burns out. As part of what Brooks might call the flathead Neanderthal class that makes up about 98% of the world’s population, unless they can DO something, “Educated class” means nothing to me.

For Brooks, apparently it is much more important where you went to school and what you might have studied than what you can actually do. More important to be a Dear Dope who attended all the right schools than to actually have a clue about governing a country.

Brooks considers Sarah Palin a “joke” because she is popular among us flatheads and attended schools west of Philadelphia. According to Brooks, she cannot possibly be up to the task if she did not attend an Ivy League school.

Every time I see Brooks on tv talking to another person who holds himself in high esteem, I’m reminded of Frasier Crane and his brother Niles sitting in the coffee shop, legs crossed like girls, lamenting the fact that neither can find a cook who makes a satisfactory arugula & Bouillabaisse. “I tell you Niles, I don’t know what this town is coming to.”

Perhaps the arrogant conceited Brooks- the Earl of Dorincourt of the “educated class” – can step down from the pedestal he places himself upon to take a minute to meet us flatheads and discover, as the Earl did, that it is he and his “educated class” who have the most to learn.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

It's legal to bribe a senator while in office; check 'em after they get thrown out

If you or I offer an unprincipled scoundrel like, oh say, Ben I’m for sale – cheap Nelson a $100 to vote for a piece of legislation, the FBI comes and arrests us for trying to bribe a senator. If a fellow scoundrel, like Harry land deal Reid offers Benny Boy 100 million dollars of tax payer money, it’s called smart politics. Both are bribes. But when convicted, I should get a shorter sentence, because at least I was using my own money.

Alas, that’s not how it works. Benny Boy gets a 100 million. Mary Landrieu gets 300 million for LA. That proves that Mary is at least three times smarter than Benny Boy. Others get various amounts of taxpayer money to vote cloture on a 2,000+ page liberty straggling monstrosity that nobody has the time energy or inclination to read. Baby Mary, who if she were turning tricks would be the highest paid whore in DC, told a questioner who asked about the constitutionality of Dear-Dope-a-care that the senate has lawyers to look into all of that pesky stuff.

Hmm, I guess all the senate campaigns will have to revolve around who the candidate’s team of constitutional lawyers will be. Then we have to go about vetting the candidate’s team of snake oil salesmen. Here all along I thought we voted for someone who most closely shared our own sense of things like individual liberty and responsibility. Turns out we don’t. We vote for the candidate with the best team of guys who can skate around the constitution to bring our state the most money supplied by the people from other states.

So Harry can bribe his team but you cannot and it’s all legal. But Dick Morris made an interesting point last night that may throw a wrench in the entire system. He noted that while the senators have not profited individually…yet, someone needs to check their net worth 5 years after being thrown out of office. So Benny Boy we see you’ve made a wind fall in the last few years increasing your net worth by 2,0000%. How’d that happen? A bribe that’s how. Then we need throw the whole bunch in jail. And not one of those gentlemen jails either. Benny Boy needs to do hard time being Otis’ girlfriend. That should dissuade a good many of the weasels.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Hire Willie Sutton for Homeland Security Secretary

I guess Willie Sutton was about 10 times smarter than the Dear Dope and Homeland Security Secretary (stop laughing at that title) Janet Incompetono (Mark Styne-ism). Willie Sutton was the crook who famously responded to a question by the FBI as to why he robbed banks by saying, "because that's where the money is."

As a rather long list of jihadi terror attempts is beginning to pile up, the Dearest of all Dopes insists on calling each “an isolated incident.” How many “isolated incidents” are required to begin “a pattern?” These attempts are not “isolated incidents” any more than any individual play in a football game is an “isolated incident.”

Each football play is designed for success in a given down and distance circumstance. Some plays are used to set up others. Some plays are run just to see how the defense will react to a certain formation. As the game unfolds, good defensive coordinators - having charted the opponent’s tendencies - begin to anticipate certain plays. Over a season, some teams let their play calling fall into rather predictable patterns.

The jihadis are mixing their plays, changing their count, running multiple formations and altering the tempo of the game. Meanwhile we, their opponent, rather than anticipating the next play or developing a long-term game plan or preparing for a long season of 16 games, celebrate as if we’ve won the National Championship when we hold them to a 30 yard gain on 1st and 10 of the opening drive of the game.

These attacks are not “isolated incident.” What is the common denominator in each of the so called “isolated incident?” Blue eyed perpetrators? Irish whiskey? Northeasterners whacking out over a long cold winter caused by global warming? No, I think the ONE defining characteristic of all is a 12th century view of Islam.

While Janet Incompetono orders her Department of Homeland and their TSA morons shake down every granny and anyone who looks as if they might be a former military member, they allow unddies bomber – a known Islamo radical - Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to buy a one-way ticket, with cash, no passport and no luggage. Brilliant! The ONLY thing this guy didn’t do was hand the TSA fools a signed statement that he intended to blow up the plane.

Early on in her term as Homeland In-Security Secretary, Incompetono identified white returning war vets forming right-wing militias as a threat. In this backward administration anyone who asks a question like, “Have you read the bill” is a threat. Anyone who flies the flag correctly, watches Glenn Beck or stands for the national anthem is placed on a government watch list. But Abdulmutallab is allowed to waltz onto an airplane with exploding underwear.

Under hope-n-change, the people trying to kill us are no longer referred to as terrorists. The war against terror - or whatever they call it now – was abandon because the Dear Dope didn’t “know what victory looks like.” Why do the hard things like protecting Americans from foreign threats, when it’s so easy to harass the people in your own country who knew all along that you were not up to the job?

So, back to Mr. Sutton. Seems to me if you want to stop jihadis, you go to where the jihadis are and stop harassing returning war vets. Seems to me if you were looking for a guy in a white pick up truck, you wouldn’t pull over every third car – letting several white pick ups to pass in the process - just to make it look fair. Seems to me that if you’re looking for jihadis, you should leave the Mormon Tabernacle Choir alone and focus instead on swarthy skinned males with Soldier of Allah printed on their business cards.

How does the Dope of Dopes feel about all these terror attempts? He has bowed and prostrated himself and America all over the world, endlessly apologized for America, joined Hugo Chaves’ book club, promised to close G’itmo, tries jihads in the same manner as convenient store robbers, scraps a European missile system and still the jihadis insist on running their playbook by trying to blow things up. Damn them! Don’t they know there is hope-n-change in the air?