Tuesday, January 12, 2010

At war with al Qaeda, well that's a start

Remember how Demo-Dopes used to lampoon President GWB, dumb, stupid, unread, cowboy. Well then why, when it comes to putting the panty bomber on trial, do they use dumb, stupid, unread, cowboy Bush as an example of how the US ought to respond to Islamo-Terror-Fascists who try to blow up airplanes?

Demo-Dopes have taken to saying, “Well President Bush put the shoe bomber on trial. So it must be ok to put the panty bomber on trial.” To be consistent the Demo-Dope argument ought to go something like this, “Dumb, stupid, unread, cowboy Bush put the shoe bomber on trial. So it must be ok to put the panty bomber on trial.” Hmm, if he’s dumb, stupid, unread, cowboy Bush, why do want to emulate him?

Also if hear one more time that President Bush sent G’itmo detainees back to Yemen so don’t blame our Dear Dope for doing the same thing, I'll shoot the source. Does anyone seriously believe that, absent the left’s relentless calls for closing G’itmo, Bush and Cheney would have given a crap if every one of the detainees spent the rest of their days on the island paradise prison?

Now the Dear Dope admits we are war but apparently only with al Qaeda. I think the problem goes a bit deeper than that. To make that point, take this quick quiz AF Bro sent me. I know I hate quizzes too. If I never hear the words, “Take a sheet a paper and put you name at the top. We’re going to have a pop quiz,” I’ll not miss them.

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women & nbsp;problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. And now we can add: In 2009, 31 people wounded and 13 American Soldiers murdered on base at Fort Hood by a Major that was known as a:

You guessed it. A Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40

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