Friday, August 31, 2012

Friday notes

Several posts under there are some things that make you go hmmm. Here are a couple of additions.

The Navy SEAL who wrote a book about the bin Laden raid is being threaten by the DoD with a law suite. Hmmm. How is it the White House can leak the details of the raid for a movie about Little sail eared Barry just before the election but a Navy SEAL gets sued for leaking details about the same event? Oh and DoD claims the SEAL’s account is false. Whatever happened to “the Secretary will disavow all knowledge”? Seems to me if they wanted to make this thing go away they’d just say, “The book is a nice piece of fiction penned by an American hero. We wish him well. The movie that we leaked top secret information to make Little affirmative action hero Barry look good is the real story with all of the real secret top secret information. Go see it, the closer to Election Day the better.”

The American military is zeroing in on the real threat to America. Those koran burning Taliban peeing on death defiers have been brought justice. Finally! I can sleep at night. While Maj Hasan grows his pre-trial beard and American trained Afghani police and military are killing NATO troops a t a record rate, the American military has lowered the hammer on the real threat to freedom everywhere – koran burning military guys predisposed to piss on the Maj Hasan’s of the world. Give them a medal. Of course there isn’t one GOFO willing to put his or her stars on line the line by telling the Secretary and the know nothing walking talking Piece-O-Crap who hired him that they are all clear full $h!t.

Convention stuff:
Eastwood is being hammered by Hollywood Lib “friends” and MSM lemmings. They say his speech was an embarrassment. I don’t think so. Clint is 82 and spoke without teleprompter or notes. You give your 82 year old friends and family leeway. You understand when their pace isn’t quite as quick as it once was. Even so Eastwood hit all of the right lines. Especially this one, “when someone doesn’t get the job done, you have to let them go” and “we own this country.” Good job Mr. Eastwood. Wait for it…wait for it…waaaaaait for it…you made my day.

Marco Rubio was good. His line of the night, Little Barry isn’t a bad person. “He’s just a bad president.” I for one am not buying the line that Little Barry the punk isn’t a bad person. I believe he is. He has communist leanings at a minimum. He hangs out with anarchists and a G-Damn America preacher. He pried open the sealed divorce records of not one but two political opponents to clear the field for his own assent. He’s married to an angry meddling hag who is the nation’s nurse Ratchet. Tiny Little Barry is both - a bad person and a bad president.

Mitt Romney hit a home run with these lines, “President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family.” Who is the candidate grounded in reality?

There was good line last night or the night before. It summed up the entire race. I don’t recall who said it but he asked a simple question, “Which candidate would you trust to invest your life’s savings.” OK, let’s go vote.

Happy Labor Day. Expect the MSM jerks to be lamenting the decline of America’s labor unions. The only place unions are not in decline is the in the public sector, a place both FDR and AFL-CIO boss George Meany said unions did not belong. Public sector unions are in a adversarial position against who? The tax payers, that’s who. So anytime you hear a politician praising a public sector unions remember he’s the one who will be negotiating how much of your hard earned tax dollars he will be willing to fork over to SEIUs of the world.  That figure will be in direct proportion to how much the unions are willing to kick back to politicians.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Convention stuff

Juan speaks the truth so let's play a game
One of Fox News’s tenant liberals, Juan Williams, took the MESSNBC approach to assessing Ann Romney’s Tues night speech saying she sounded like “corporate wife.” What does that mean? Well, she’s rich. Yes, she is. But by her account they didn’t start out that way. Now Juan is back peddling faster than a rookie corner given man coverage on Larry Fitzgerald. Turns out, so he says, he wasn’t talking about Ann Romney at all but rather her speech. That would be nice a cover Juan if Ann Romney weren’t an actual “corporate wife.”

But let’s give Juan a break. Wow finally a first lady of a president who has actually held a job. OK a corporate job, but none-the-less a job. We haven’t seen that since Little Barry lied his way to the White House.

So Juan let’s play a game;

If Ann Romney = corporate wife what does Shrilldabeast Clinton equal? That’s an easy one Shilldabeast = misogynist's wife and enabler.

If Ann Romney = corporate wife what does Moochele Little Barry equal? So many choices Moochele = angry man’s wife, angry woman, moron’s wife, expensive vacationer, perpetual vacationer, hectoring dingbat, food police, broad@$$ b^%ch, welfare queen, entitlement queen, affirmative action queen oh well you get the point.

If Ann Romney = corporate wife what does Sandy Fluke equal? Hmm, Fluke = never a wife, slut, 30 year old (aka perpetual) college student, whiner, gold digger, lonely pathetic woman.

If Ann Romney = corporate wife what does Grand San Fran Nan Pelooser equal? Grand San Fran Nan = clueless dolt of a wife.

If Ann Romney = corporate wife what does Maxine box-O-rocks Waters equal? Oh crap, clueless dolt is already taken. OK Box-O-Rocks = clueless race baiting creep of a wife.

So keep up the good work Juan. You’re doing a heck of a job

Christie Vs. Ryan
I was surprised how good Chris Christies’ speech was sans the bare knuckles knock out punches to Little Barry’s effeminate and I’m sure glass jaw. It would have been so easy. I figured Christie wasn’t playing to the Lex’s of the world, because there’s only one. Rather he was playing to America as a whole. In that sense, I thought it was an awesome speech.

Who would have guessed that Paul Ryan would be better at taking a hatchet to Little Barry than Christie? He was, and he sliced and diced Little Barry’s record with the skill of surgeon and while smiling. I’m sure Little Barry stood up and said, “Ha, he never touched me.” Then when he took his first step fell apart like a cartoon figure into a thousand Little Barry pieces.

I’d say oh so Slow Joe chains Biden should be very afraid. But J-O-B-S is a three letter word Joe is way, way too stupid and arrogant, a dangerous combination if ever there were one, to have comprehended the Ryan speech. Suffice it say, Slowest of all Joe’s handlers will not sleep a wink until after the VP debate when they can put their imbecile charge back under a rock for the remainder of the campaign.

Did McCain just spend more time aggressively taking on Little Barry in a 30 minute convention speech than he did during a 4 month campaign in 2008? Why, yes. I think he did.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Things that make you go Hmm

OK riddle me this Batman. How is it that the Sandra Flukes of the world tell us in one breath to stay out of their bedrooms and out of their bodies and then in the next tell us we have to pay for what goes in their bodies and pay for the consequences of what they’ve done in their bedrooms?  Hey Sandy!  Pay for your own sexcapades!

There are a few of new catch phrases in the MSM and Demo-Dope lexicon, “dog whistle” is one and “Speaking in code” is the other. Both of these are used to describe Republicans who tell the truth about Little jug eared Barry. They are used to alert Americans that whatever the speaker has said about our sail-eared Dope in Chief and no matter how kindly it was said it is subliminally racist. Hmm, supposedly only dogs can a dog whistle.  So how is it that these commentators and Demo-Dopes can always hear it? Codes are supposed to secretive means of communications.  So how is it that the MSM and Dopes can so easily decipher what the racists are saying. One answer is that they are racists. The other more accurate answer is that they are making it up.

Little flop eared Barry has taken to calling Romney extreme. Little Barry sat in a pew of Rev? Jerry G-Damn America Wright’s church with his bony thumb up his bony @$$ for TWENTY YEARS and it’s the Mormon who is extreme. Crummy Little Barry was mentored by communists and brought one – Van Jones – inside the White House, but it’s the capitalist Romney who is extreme. It’s Little stoner Barry who smoked (s?) dope and snorted (s?) cocaine but it’s the straight laced Romney who won’t drink a beer who is extreme. Little affirmative action Barry is pals with an unrepentant bomb throwing anarchist and it is Romney who is extreme. It’s Little SFB Barry who took a page from America’s favorite pederast Scrawny Harry Reid on how to get good land deal by buying a house with convicted felon Tony Rezko but Romney is extreme. You have to be a brain-dead Demo-Dope with a full frontal lobotomy to buy this line of Little Barry’s BS.

The war on women has been covered in a post several under. Let’s just say having, rapist, philandering, groping, misogynist Billy Boy put some ice on it Clinton keynote a convention speech where you are asserting Romney is waging a war on women is like having Teddy I only drowned one gal in my car Kennedy deliver a speech on the how to safely drive your car across a bridge.

New topic: I was watching a bit of the convention coverage last night. Tired of Bilbbo O’Really’s well I’m so sophisticated only I can see all the sides of every issue BS, I tuned into PBS. It was hilarious. Gwen Ifill and some other dame had on Iowa Gov. Terry Brandstad. He schooled them both in no uncertain terms. At one point Ifill asked the other chick, “who gets the credit when a state does well the governor or the federal government.” Branstad jumped in and crushed it. Look at CA he nearly shouted. That’s what you get with Demo-Dopes. He went on to compare all the states in his region to the only Demo-Dope controlled basket case state IL and dropped this priceless line – It’s like living next door to the Simpsons. Terry Branstad has a future in this party.

Another new topic:  I don’t want to come off as a heartless ass, but what does Hurricane Isaac have to do with the Republican convention?  Dopes and their MSM creeps have intoned that the convention should be canceled because of the hurricane.  According to them it’s somehow insensitve to have a convention while so many are suffering.  Well we’ve been at war in Afgahnistan for 11 years.  So the Dopes need to cancel their convention.  Talk about suffering on a large and what seems unending scale.  How about those guys?  Hell it’d be nice if the @$$bag-in-Chief just cut his golf and fund raising schedules back to 18-20 a week.  But Little dirt bag Barry wouldn’t even consider it.  In the words of the great Beatle’s song Ob La Di, Ob La Da, life goes on.  So get on with it.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Take a lefty to the movies

I laid $28 hard earned Yankee dollars of Mrs. Lex’s money last night at the movies. I went to see 2016 with Lex jr and his friend. It is NOT the feel good hit of the summer. To heck with Little Barry’s re-election, how the hell did this guy, who couldn’t get a “secret” security clearance in the military, get elected in the first place?

Shelby Steele answers the question, and the answer is - white guilt. A large percentage of whites were willing to roll the dice on a guy they knew nothing about to prove they were not racists. For his part, Little Barry admits that whites are easily manipulated. Essentially all you need to get over on most of them was smile and polite conversation.

The main point of the film I believe is that it’s not Little Barry’s Marxist tendencies or anti-capitalist views that drive him. It’s his anti-colonialist views that explain everything from the massive debt he’s saddled on us, to military cuts to bowing before kings and emperors no president here-to-fore ever considered giving as much as a nod of the head. That’s weird because while the Dutch colonized Kenya – Little Barry’s homeland - America isn’t typically viewed around the world as a colonizer. In fact it’s quite the opposite. Rather than trying to colonize foreign lands, foreigners try to legally establish colonies of sorts in the USA. Thus all the little Italy’s, Hatties, Germantowns, Chinatowns etc. that spring up in every state.

But hey, don’t let the facts in get in the way of a good story. America needs to be punished because it is successful. It is a macro view of Little Barry economics. The wealth of nations needs to be spread around as well. Besides the only reason America is successful is because of the exploitation of the resources of the world.

The most disturbing part of the film was the part that dealt with what the film’s director Dinesh D’souza calls Little Barry’s “founding fathers.” Little Barry’s founders do not include Washington, Jefferson and the like. His founders are a group of communist, anti-American trash that includes Bill Ayers and the wrong Rev? Jerry Wright.

The hero of the film is Little Barry’s brother George. It’s clear we elected the wrong Obama. George matter of factly lives in a hut in Nairobi. George rather stunningly claims that had Kenya been colonized a bit longer it would be better off. He claims the whites developed Kenya in a way Africans have not. Mainly because, since independence, the focus has been on fighting to gain power rather than developing natural resources. He looked at countries that have gained independence long after Kenya but yet are far more developed. He attributes that to the fact that they were colonized by whites for a longer time.

There were a good many people in the theater for a Mon evening showing. Mostly, except for Lex jr. and friend, old and all white. That’s the problem with the film. It’s preaching to the choir. Everyone needs to take a left leaning friend or buy their politically unaware kids a ticket to this movie.

They will be fine. The film is not an in your face tirade. It is almost too calm and even tempered for my taste. It’s like a prosecutor in a very even tone laying out a slam dunk case against a defendant. It’s methodical. There is no hysteria. The meanest most inflammatory part of the film is when D’souza shows lefty reaction to his book which is the basis for the film.

I came away thinking that it would not be inaccurate to label Little Barry un-American. Not so much because he hates America, although that case can be made too, but simply because his life experiences are not American. And the film makes clear he is a danger to America as it was founded.

Friday, August 24, 2012

The Demo-Dope's war on women

If you are trying to frame a debate that you are pro-woman and the guy next to you is conducting a “war on women” would you hire a man accused of rape, groping, indecent exposure, who is a serial philanderer, who happens to have lost his law license for having been found guilty of lying to a judge about his sexcapades to make your case?

Probably not but while Demo-Dopes and their MSM lemmings are openly breaking down and weeping on tv supposedly because of something stupid Todd Akin said, they go merrily on their way when it’s announced that alley cat Billy boy put some ice on it Clinton is given Slow Joe chains Biden’s speaking slot at the Demo-Dope convention. CNN’s twin ditzes Carol Costello and Ashley Bannfield break down emotionally while talking about Ryan being “soft on rape” while giving an actual rapist and pervert a pass because he happens to be a Demo-Dope.

If you are looking for just a hint of consistency, you are perplexed. Republicans need to start shooting back on this. The RNC Chairman is the perfect guy to do it. Reince Priebus is the take no prisoners guy who called Scrawny Harry the thieving land baron Reid a dirty liar. When confronted with Akin questions or the Republican war on women meme, Priebus can just say:

Look we don’t have a man actually accused of raping, indecently exposing himself and groping a series of women delivering a keynote speech at our convention. Todd Akin has never been accused of Rape. Billy boy Clinton has. Todd Akin has never been accused of exposing himself to a woman in his hotel room. Billy boy has. Todd Akin has never been accused of groping a woman. Billbo Clinton has. Republicans have repudiated Akin. Demo-Dopes have embraced their favorite reprobate. Now, Demo-Dopes have announced that they will give a sexual predator a keynote speaking spot at their convention. Given that information, who is conducting the war on women? Yet it’s Todd Akin we’re told by MSM lemmings and Dope Democrats who is a danger to women. They truly are living in an upside down world.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Slow Joe to Tampa, awesome

Upon hearing the news that the ever so Slow Joe chains Biden was planning to visit FL during the Republican National Convention, Demo-Dope Tampa Mayor has threatened to cancel or postpone the convention. Well yeah, there’s hurricane Isaac, but make no mistake about it, if the convention is canceled, it’s because Biden has promised to show up.

Slow Joe gaff a minute Biden is a walking talking punch line. He is the national joke. You don’t even need a set up. Just the mention the name Slow Joe Biden and people start laughing. The old standard to convey stupidity was to call someone “box of rocks.” Now you say, he’s dumber than Slow Joe Biden. That pretty much covers the waterfront of stupidity.

Slow Joe the blunder kid is exactly what the Republicans need to take the focus off their own idiot, Todd Akin. Thanks for stepping up oh Slowest of all Joes. You will be perfect fodder for keynote speaker Chris Christie.

It’ll be like 30 minute comedy routine. Slow Joe is so dumb (AUDIENCE: How dumb is he?) he’s so dumb he thinks the Fortune 500 is a NASCAR race. He’s so dumb he sent a case of Preparation H to an asphalt company. A marble is sharper than Slow Joe. He’s so Slow (AUDIENCE: How slow is he?) he’s so slow it takes him an hour and an half to watch 60 Minutes. Etc. etc.

Like all good comedy, it’s funny because it’s ground partly in truth. In Slowest of all Joe’s case no one but God can truly understand the depths Slow Joe’s stupidity. But hey what he lacks in smarts he makes up for in arrogance and some inexplicable over-confidence in his own mental abilities. That is a dangerous combination for a person one heart beat away from the presidency.

We found the 51st state Oiho

In the 2008 campaign, Little Barry claimed to have visited all 57 states, only two to go. Everyone laughed at what a dope he was and remains. But we found the 51st state a state called O-I-H-O (pronounced Oh-ee-ho). Way to go Little Barry. You’re doing a heck of a job. And notice, it seems they are sweating over at Little Barry’s campaign.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Little Barry's AmeriKa

This story from CBS fits into one of Lex’s 50 or so conspiracy theories:

A former Marine involuntarily detained for psychiatric evaluation for posting strident anti-government messages on Facebook has received an outpouring of support from people who say authorities are trampling on his First Amendment rights.

Brandon J. Raub, 26, has been in custody since FBI and Secret Service agents and Chesterfield County police questioned him Thursday evening about what they considered ominous posts talking of a coming revolution. In one message earlier this month, Raub wrote: “Sharpen my axe; I’m here to sever heads.”

A couple of things:

First, I’m sure you could find much, much worse “anti-government messages” in the posts under, or hell, later in this very post.

Next, what’s the big deal? He said sharpening his ax not loading his AK-47. I’m sure anti Second Amendment types are hailing this as a victory and preparing legislation to register all of the axes in the country.

Seriously though, the FBI needs to cut this guy loose immediately. We do not live in a police state…yet. Now if our flop eared Little Barry is re-elected and “has more flexibility” in a second term, who knows. If the FBI wants to get a warrant to tap his phone and follow him around, fine. Do it. But you cannot just grab a guy off the street and FORCE him to take a psych evaluation. That is TOTAL communist BS. Who is the psychiatrist? One of Little Barry’s ass wipes?

We are all going to be rounded up “for our safety” if this kind of BS is allowed to continue. We will be forced to take a psych eval administered by some Van Jones type Demo-Dope commie hack, and if you are not sufficiently loyal to the most incompetent Little Barry and his double d-bag VP you end up in a re-education camp somewhere.

To put a finer point on this, F*&K the FBI, F*&K the government. Is that stridently anti-government enough for you? OK how about this. I’m sharpening my own rather handsome collection of axes. Meanwhile, I’m sure there are a couple of hundred Maj Hassan types running around the country planning their “workplace violence” without fear of any FBI or Janet Incompetano DHS interference.

And just for grins, how the hell did the government get wind of Mr. Raub in the first place? Did a Little Barry squealer see something (an American not sufficiently in love with jug ears) and say something? Or is the FBI monitoring everyone’s Facebook page?

Todd Akin
Mr. Akin has the potential to go down in history as one of the most despised Americans ever. He could end up right there with Benedict Arnold, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacey, Little Barry et al.

I’m sure Mr. Akin is decent fellow. So? Arnold was an American war hero before he switched sides. If the country ends up one Senate vote short of repealing Little Barrycare, Americans will rightfully be pointing their fingers squarely at Mr. Akin.

Mr. Akin’s insistence on placing his own desires to fight through his own stupidity ahead of the country he loves is confounding. He claims the Liberal media is trying to force him out of the race. WRONG Todd! They desperately want you to stay. If you want to put a thumb in the eye of the Liberal media and Clair yes Harry, whatever you say Harry McCaskill, drop out today.

The very best Mr. Akin can hope for is that other Republicans are not hurt by him and that he merely goes down in history as the most inept politician ever, defeated in a state-wide election by a candidate with .005% approval rating.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The Akin mess

Rumor has it that Todd “legitimate rape” Akin will withdraw from the MO senate race today. Who could have seen that one coming? How could one guy make a boneheaded blunder big enough to nuke a sure win senate race in about 5 seconds? The good news for Republicans is that the Demo-Dope alternative, Clair whatever you say Harry McCaskill is so wildly unpopular in Mo about anyone BUT Akin could beat her.

So guess what question EVERY pro life candidate in the country is going face everyday until Election Day. Here’s the answer to any LameStreamMedia set up on abortion:

Let’s forget about that. First off federal law allows for federally funded abortion in the cases of rape, incest and if the mother’s life is threatened. So you’re question is moot. Let’s just say we end the abomination called late term abortion, a stand about 80% of Americans can agree with. Let’s just end federal funding for all other abortion a stand about 75% of Americans can concur with. Let’s encourage adoption over abortion a stand an overwhelming majority of Americans support. We are not going to be able to reverse 40 years of bad law overnight. We can set the country on a trajectory toward a reasonable respect for life.

Another thing Demo-Dopes and the LameStreamers are going to attempt to do is paint every Republican candidate with a Todd Akin brush. CNN ditz Carol Costello is already trying to link Paul Ryan to Akin because Ryan signed on to bill that used the term “forcible rape.” Forcible rape is a term of law that excludes consensual forms of rape such as statutory rape, where a 19 year old may face criminal prosecution for consensual sex with a 17 year old. See Carol, there is a difference. But she does not care as long as she can use the term to tar Ryan. She, like most at the least watched cable network other than the Paint Drying network which shows paint drying in real time, is a partisan fool.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Could dirty early mean trouble for Demo-Dopes

There is something weird going on
I get the feeling that Demo-Dopes are in much worse shape than anyone is letting on. Polls don’t show it, at least the ones the public see. But is there internal polling that has the Dopes spooked?

I don’t know, but they seem very willing go nuclear very early in the race. Where do they go later in race after saying that Romney killed Soptic’s wife? How does it get any lower?  It reminds of a British exchange officer I worked with at CentCom. He’d come in at 8 am and leave promptly at 5 pm, saying “Sorry gents the Queen only pays me for an 8 hour day.” One evening after we’d been working late for several days over some thorny issue like how many bottles of water each man would take on the bus for the 30 minute ride to set up a static display at the airport.  Alan came over and whispered in my ear with that very proper English accent, “Good God man, what will you Yanks do if you ever have to go to war? You have no where to ramp up to.”

So where do the Demo-Dopes ramp up from here? We’re seeing the dirtiest stuff in Aug. What can possibly come out late in Oct?  Sadly, there probably is something up their sleeve.

If you think you don’t need a gun
Some time ago Lex made a post about the number of armed federal agencies. There are some 50 federal agencies with 10s of thousands of armed officers, supposedly authorized to shoot American citizens. Now we learn that the agencies such as, and no this isn’t a joke, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Agency (NOAA) and the USDA are stocking up on hollow point ammo.

The USDA ordered nearly 400,000 rounds. Hmm, the agencies claim that the ammo buys are to support re-qualification requirements. As I recall, when we re-qualed in the Marine Corps, it required about 50 rounds. We’d shoot two strings on the first day or two and then single strings.  So, lemmesee, 50 X 2 is about 100 or so X two days is nearly 200 rounds. Then single strings for two days is another 100 or so rounds and 50 on qual day is another, what, 50 rounds. That’s about 350 rounds. So USDA orders 400,000 rounds. So it must have about 100,000 agents requiring re-qual.

Ammo, particularly military ammo, has a shelf life. So it’s unlikely that they are ordering in bulk to keep a decade or so supply on hand. Next, why is each agency ordering its own supply? Why doesn’t DoD order for everyone and get a baulk discount?

But the real question is why are they ordering at all? Hollow point is used in law enforcement because it will fragment and stay within the target. Full metal jacket (FMJ) ammo tends to pass through and through the target and has the potential to create collateral damage. But if the ammo is truly for re-qual, FMJ ammo is considerably cheaper to purchase and will still punch a hole in target paper. Soooo, why buy hollow point?

But the point is why are they buying any ammo and why do have so many federal agencies with the authority to shoot us? Well here’s conspiracy theory whatever number Lex is on. Remember when Little Barry called for “a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as the U.S. military, to advance his “objectives” for America? Now we have 50 federal agency empowered to shoot us. Remember when Teamsters President James have you seen my dad Hoffa said, “President Obama, this is your army! We are ready to march! Let’s take these son-of-a-bitches out”?

Now we have the US Army making plans to quell social unrest in America. Posse Comitatus anyone? The Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 was passed in response to the use of federal troops to enforce reconstruction policies in the southern states. The law prohibited the use of the U.S. Army to enforce laws unless the Constitution or an act of Congress explicitly authorized such use. This act was amended five times in the 1980s, largely to allow for the use of military resources to combat trafficking in illicit narcotics. Now, with the Army’s planning for US troops to put down “civil unrest” where are we?

What does any of this mean? Probably nothing. Any one of these things in and of itself is probably nothing to get too concerned about. Taken in totality though, these events have all the makings of a very interesting conspiracy theory.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Toure' huh?

Lex was going to do another post on what a COMPLETE lame-brained d-bag Oh, so Slow Joe stand up Chuck (Chuck is sitting in a wheelchair) let ‘em see ya Biden is when I ran across this piece by Jonah Goldberg on National Review on line. It’s funny as hell as long as you can suspend your knowledge that Joe Buffoon is the sitting Vice President of the United States. If you slip in that mental task, it then becomes scary as hell.

Niggerization or half-niggerization?
Some race baiting MSNBC seaming pile of yard crap named Toure’ – Yeah, I think he’s one those one name great thinkers, like Cher – let loose with this gem about Romney’s response to Slowest of all Joe’s own race baiting BS:

“I mean, that really bothered me. You notice he said ‘anger’ twice. He’s really trying to use racial coding and access some really deep stereotypes about the angry black man. This is part of the playbook against Obama, the ‘otherization’ — ‘he’s not like us.’”

“I know it’s a heavy thing, I don’t say it lightly, but this is niggerization. ‘You are not one of us, you are like the scary black man who we’ve been trained to fear.’ And the idea of locating anger around Obama just doesn’t fit with who he is and who he trained himself to be going back to high school, training himself to be ‘no-drama Obama.’ They are talking to people who are trained to hate him, who want to hate him so this how we turn out the base to work against him.”

This is what passes for intellect on MSNBC. Lex graduated in the middle of his high school class in a small rural Ohio high school. It took him 5 years to graduate from The Ohio State University with a no load degree in communications. I have no illusions about my own mental accumen.  But I do have a pretty accurate BS detector and a healthy suspicion of people with more degrees than common sense whose IQs are some how so high they can’t figure out which side of the sink the disposal is on. 
Little Barry IS an angry little punk with a chip on shoulder. Let’s do a quick recount:

The cops acted stupidly
You didn’t build that. Someone else made that happen.
If they bring a knife we bring a gun
Typical white woman
Bitter clingers
Telling Hispanics they should punish their enemies
Rev? Jerry Wright as your “spiritual mentor” for TWENTY YEARS how do you get any more angry than that?

Toure’, dude, Little Barry IS angry, and it’s the worst kind of angry in that there is no tangible reason for it. He’s been passed through and covered for his entire life.  Left on his own, he'd probably be a small time dope peddler in a back alley in HI.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Man bites dog: Dopes on the defensive on Medicare

One Demo-Dope OWS type took a crap on the sidewalk and the rest of the Dopes, marching in lockstep, have been walking in it ever since. The crap pile left by the first Dope is the looting of Medicare to pay for Little Barrycare. In an effort to keep Little Barrycare deficit neutral, Dopes raided Medicare to the tune of $700+ BILLION. Now, as Little Barry’s spiritual mentor, the right Rev? Jerry Wright of the Church of let’s all hate whitey now, might say, “The Dopes’ chickens have come home to roost.”

Demo-Dopes have been demagogueing Medicare for as long as I can remember. Ooooooooooo, watch out granny. Those nasty Republicans are going to steal your Medicare. And who was the first ever to pull the Medicare rug from beneath seniors? Why Grand San Fran Nan Peloser and America’s favorite pederast Scrawny Harry Reid were. I’d include Little Barry himself but let’s face it he and his idiot VP are clueless buffoons along for the ride.

Now the dopes are trying to roll in on Paul Ryan for wanting to steal granny’s Medicare and throw her off a cliff. Except that it is Little Barry with his theft of $700+ Billion who has already rolled granny off the fantail of a fast moving cruise ship into deep and ice cold waters.

Yet the Dopes continue to march on into their own excrement. Step squish. Step squish. Step Squish. Every time the Dopes bring up Medicare, voters are reminded that it’s Little Barry not Republicans who has already snatched $700+ BILLION from the program. It’s sort of like well known dog eater, Little Barry Obama, talking about the Romney’s letting their dog ride on top of the car. The natural response is, “Well, at least our dog Shamus was a family pet not a family snack.”

Now Paul Ryan is fully engaged. His response to Demo-Dope’s challenges on Medicare is, “Bring it on.” Faced with a losing argument, Demo-Dopes are forced to do what they do best – lie, obfuscate and make personal attacks.

Too bad for Demo-Dopes this time around anyone with half a brain, sorry Slow Joe you’ll have to sit this one out, knows Medicare, Social Security and other government social programs are all going to collapse under their own weight if something is not done to reform them. Greece is out there as a permanent reminder. And most damning for the Dopes is that young people get it now.

The young people have a clear choice, a Romney/Ryan plan do something and save something or Little Barry’s do nothing plan and watch the program along with your contributions to date go off the fantail with granny.

Some bright guy summed up the Medicare problem this way, “The biggest threat to Medicare as we know it is Medicare as we know it.” If we follow Little Barry’s proscription of raiding Medicare to pay for Little Barrycare the program will collapse. It might be a better idea to try to reform it before it sinks into the abyss.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The Wad's "people" want to skin white babies

This and this are both very encouraging. Mixed metaphors and nearly indecipherable English aside, this tapes give us some insight to into what America has devolved into under the post racial “leadership” of Little Barry and Eric the wad Holder. But hey, the people on the tapes look like Little Barry’s sons and daughters and are Eric the wad Holder’s people. And while Janet Incompetano is investigating imaginary militias formed by white “right wing” former soldiers, this crap goes on right under her nose.

Like clock work, before the spent shell casings have been collected after every shooting tragedy, Nanny Bloomberg and a team of Demo-Dope @$$bags talk about snatching up American citizens’ guns. New York City’s chief Nanny even asked the presidential candidates what they intended to about gun violence. This from the mayor of a city with the most draconian anti-gun laws in the world yet a place where hundreds are murdered every year. Chicago has taken a page from New York City on gun control yet statistically, it’s safer to walk the streets of Kabul, Afghanistan.

If I were pitched a softball like Mayor Nanny asking me what I intended to do about guns, I’d consider answering, “Make sure everyone has one and knows how to use it.” Then I’d hit the play button on one of the tapes. After the tape I’d follow up with: “Until we have an Attorney General that represents all of the people, not just ‘his people’ I encourage everyone to have and carry a weapon suitable to their own self-defense, because, let’s face it, the wad and Incompetanto are not up to the task and the cops, well, they just act stupidly.”

Mitt Cuts Loose
America’s favorite moron, Oh so Slow Joe Unchained Melody Biden upped the ante on how low a sitting VP and his clueless punk boss could stoop. Yes Mr. & Mrs. America we have a new low and an ironic one at that. Slow Joe told a crowd in VA that Mitt Romney’s, “going to put y'all back in chains," Nice Joe. Too bad the public schools don’t teach that since before the Civil War it’s Demo-Dopes keeping minos in chains. Whether the literal chains of slavery, the right to vote, the modern day chains of the welfare state, inferior education, it has always been the Demo-Dopes doing their level best to keep minos “in their place.”

Demo-Dopes brought on the Civil War. Demo-Dopes opposed the civil rights movement turning the fire hoses and dogs loose on marchers. Demo-Dopes oppose meaningful employment in lieu of government handouts that they control. Demo-Dopes oppose school choice instead supporting corrupt teachers’ unions that trap inner city school children in dysfunctional schools.

And EVERY TIME A PROMINENT BLACK TRIES TO ESCAPE THE DEMO-DOPE PLANTATION, it’s the all-caring, all-concerned, all-tolerant Demo-Dope left calling them Oreo’s, Uncle Toms, House Ni**ers and worse.

I guess Mitt Romney isn’t going to stand for it. He let loose a a pretty accurate picture of Little Barry and his assbag second:

[Y]ou don’t hear any answers coming from President Obama’s re-election campaign. That’s because he’s intellectually exhausted, out of ideas, and out of energy. And so his campaign has resorted to diversions and distractions, to demagoguing and defaming others. This is an old game in politics; what’s different this year is that the president is taking things to a new low.

It wasn’t supposed to be this way.

In 2008, Candidate Obama said, “if you don’t have any fresh ideas, then you use stale tactics to scare voters.” He said, “if you don’t have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run from.” And that, he told us, is how, “You make a big election about small things.”

That was Candidate Obama describing the strategy that is the now the heart of his campaign.

His campaign and his surrogates have made wild and reckless accusations that disgrace the office of the Presidency. Another outrageous charge came a few hours ago in Virginia. And the White House sinks a little bit lower.

This is what an angry and desperate Presidency looks like.

President Obama knows better, promised better and America deserves better.

Over the last four years, this President has pushed Republicans and Democrats as far apart as they can go. And now he and his allies are pushing us all even further apart by dividing us into groups. He demonizes some. He panders to others. His campaign strategy is to smash America apart and then cobble together 51 percent of the pieces.

If an American president wins that way, we all lose. …

Everywhere I go in America there are monuments that list those who have given their lives. There is no mention of their race, their party affiliation or what they did for a living. They lived and died under a single flag fighting for a single purpose. They pledged allegiance to the United States of America. So, Mr. President, take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago and let us get about rebuilding and reuniting America.

Wow, throw in a few @$$bags, creeps, dopes, dolts, morons, jackasses, sail eared dopes etc. and that could be a Lex post.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Biden, Soptic and Reid birds of a feather

Slowest of all Joes, Joe J-O-B-S is a three letter word Biden gave birth to this fantasy yesterday. When talking about things his dad supposedly said Slow Joe said this:

Every time someone tells you, say, ‘Look, let me tell you what’s important to me, what I value.’ My dad would go, ‘No, no. Don’t tell me what you value. Show me your budget, and I will tell you what you value.’”

Sure he did Joe. Everyone talks like that. Slow Joe should write a book entitled Dreams of things I wish my Father had Said to Promote My Political Career. Of course Slow joe could just lift it from someone else’s father. We know the Slowest One is not above swiping a few words and other stuff.

But who talks like that – “show me your budget and I’ll show you your values”? Why just the other day I was telling a guy that I valued honesty and hard work and his immediate response was: Oh yeah, well how much did you budgeted toward it then? Slow Joe is a bigger liar than Joe Soptic who some how is a bigger liar than Scrawny Harry Reid.

Oh, and while we’re on the Scrawny One, what would Slow Joe’s old man say about America’s most famous pederast, Scrawny Harry Reid, who has been so busy organizing his child porn collection that he hasn’t passed a budget in 1,200 days? Old man Biden would have to say, “Well Scrawny Harry, given that you have no budget for the country, I must conclude that you do not value it or anything else very much.”

And how about your own budget Slowly One? A lousy 2% to charity? Really? Romney matches your meager annual charitable contributions in a single offering on Sunday. We also know that Romney gave his ENTIRE inheritance away to the Mormon Church. What would old man Biden say about that? What would he say about your own cheap @$$ values based on your level of giving, you hypocrite bald headed nit wit? “2% son? What, you just trying to make ends meet on your nearly $400,000 combined annual income? I know I taught you better. You cheep bastard. And stop making up stuff about the things I told you. You just end up looking like an idiot.”

Monday, August 13, 2012

Ryan pick proves Romney is a serious man

The best part of Romney’s pick of Paul Ryan as his running mate is that it caught the LameSteamMedia absolutely flat footed. The LSM were caught flatfooted in two ways. First was the timing. We were assured that Romney wouldn’t try to compete with Olympic coverage.  So we were told we could look for announcement on Tuesday after the dust from London had settled. Next, they were caught flatfooted by the pick of Paul Ryan.

It was a great pick. It was a serious pick by a serious man. It was a pick Lex never would have made. Lex would have been all politics, a woman, no, better yet, a black woman who happens to be Jewish with Hispanic sir-name confined to wheelchair.

Romney picked a guy best suited to tell the conservative side of the fiscal mess we’re in and how to begin to claw our way out. Charles Krauthammer once opined that Ryan would be the perfect presidential candidate because he was the GOP’s most articulate spokesperson for fiscal and budget matters. If you doubt that, watch this 6 minutes of Ryan destroying Little Barry in a budget discussion. The ease and forcefulness with which Ryan makes his case is a nine letter word for Oh so pathetically slow Joe shovel ready Biden. That 9 letter word from the Biden dictionary is T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Now Ryan’s on the ticket.

In the VP debate, Chris Christie would have just smashed Slow Joe into a thousand of pieces by force of personality. Ryan will slash Slow Joe into confetti sized bits with such skill Slowest of all Joe’s won’t even know what happened to him until he tries to walk off stage. At that point, he will simply disintegrate into a small pile of colored bits like those a janitor sweeps up in a elementary school art room.

Even better news for Romney is that all the right people are hating on Ryan. Two girls from the LSM are up arms about the choice. Girl one is Andrea Mitchell from NBC news. She opined that Ryan, “is not a pick for suburban moms. This is not a pick for women.” Hmm, last time the GOP tried a  actual suburban Mom who happened to be a successful business woman and the Governor of Alaska to boot. Any woman truly interested in the advacement of women would have been ecstatic.  But where did that choice get the GOP?  Creepy girls like Andrea and the rest of the lamestreamers rolled in on Sarah Plain as if she were Cruella DeVille stealing puppies for a fur coat.

Next was CNN’s I’ve ate too much Candy Crowley (OK that was too easy). She described the Ryan pick as a “ticket death wish.” Why? Well according to candy cane Crowley, Ryan’s pick will make the campaign about entitlement reform and fiscal restraint. And Candy say’s, “we’ve already had that discussion.” Gee, what was it about, Candy? The American people deciding that it was OK to go another 5 trillion in debt in just three years? I don’t think so.

The fact that the campaign is going to be about entitlement and fiscal responsibility proves the first point in this post. Romney is serious about getting something done for America. He’s not running for president because he likes the location of the White House and the color of the drapes in the Oval Office. He is serious about fixing the mess we’ve gotten ourselves into by trusting know nothing Mr. HopeNchange.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Joe Soptic: despicable weasel

Add the name Joe Soptic to the list that includes Little Barry’s one time girl friend the avatar Julia, sex crazed college co-ed Sandy Fluke and these very attractive people. Joe Soptic claimed in a round about way that Mitt Romney killed his wife.

It seems Joe worked for a company that Romney’s Bain Capital took over. Here’s where it gets sticky for Joe. The steel company was going under anyway. The steel company invited Bain in. Bain kept the over-leveraged steel company alive for another two years, during which time Romney left Bain to go to the Olympics. Bain offered to buy Joe Soptic out before closing the hopelessly fouled up steel company. FIVE YEARS AFTER BEING OFFERED A BUY OUT, Joe’s wife is diagnosed with cancer and dies in 22 days.

It’s a tragedy every time it happens Joe, but people get cancer and every single day of the year people die from that disease. It’s not Mitt Romney’s fault your wife contracted cancer. It’s not Mitt Romney’s fault that more couldn’t be done to save her. That responsibility falls squarely on your shoulders Joe.

Suppose someone you love like your wife contracts cancer or worse yet someone you really love like one of your kids contacts cancer, what do you do?

A) Go on tv and blame Mitt Romney

B) Raise money to fight the disease

C) Get your loved one enrolled into the most successful and most aggressive program available

It seems Joe was content to blame Mitt Romney. In that way he’s exactly the others noted at the top of the post. Better to whine and wait for the government to “do something” than get up off your butt and make something happen.

The fact that Joe suffered a major tragedy in life doesn’t make him any less of a loser. He’s a pathetic creep that is allowing himself and his dead wife to be used in the most disgusting way. And for what? A big cash payment? No. Fame then? No, infamy is more like it. He’s doing it to get a flap eared moron who has done his level best to ruin the country re-elected so he can finish the job.

Joe is worse than the others. Joe Soptic is a lying leach. Julia quite happily let’s the government lead her by the nose from one public handout to the other. Sandy is quite open about her insistence that you pay for and promote her sexual promiscuity. The no load creeps in the video make no apology for their utter LACK of shame for taking money that they didn’t earn and probably do not deserve. One even insists it’s a sort of an off the record reparations. Only Joe is willing to lie straight faced for his 15 minutes of infamy. The others do not lie. The others make no bones about it. You owe them and they are going to take it. Joe has to lie. And for that, he’s a much, much worse than the other free loaders. He is a despicable weasel.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

Harry , Cher & Moochy

If Scrawny Harry's right, it's a miracle, but bodes well for Romney as well
Let’s assume that for the first time in his entire miserable life Scrawny Harry Reid stopped looking at kiddy porn long enough to be right about something. Mitt Romney didn’t pay any taxes for a 10 year period. Well that’s the guy I want leading the country. As noted time after time on this page dopes like Reid, Peloser, Dick Turdbin, et al scheme to relive Americans of more and more of their hard earned Yankee dollars. Guys like Romney have to work and maneuver within the labyrinth of complex tax law and traps set up by the dolts in congress to keep their money.

Now if Mitt didn’t pay any taxes for 10 years and isn’t on trial for tax evasion, it can only mean one thing he must have done it all legally. Which means Mitt is a hell lot smarter than Scrawny Harry and the entire battalion of idiots elected to congress. So, way to go Mitt. Show us all how to do it.

In a terribly thought provoking Tweet from some ol’ hag named Cher, who apparently was famous for something a hundred years ago, referring to the GOP she let loose:

F&^% THESE OLD WHITE MEN (Comment: she probably did but can’t remember) who couldn’t get laid.

Which brings me to the Romney VP pick, I remain a Rubio fan. At least it’ll cause Cher to have to revise her tweeting to:

F&^^% THESE OLD WHITE MEN AND THE YOUNG HANDSOME AND ARTICULATE HISPANIC MAN RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT who couldn’t get laid except of course for the young Hispanic man.

Oops, I think that’s more than 140 characters.

One thing all Americans can agree on, ANYONE with a pulse will be an improvement over the nit wit currently occupying the VP’s house at the Naval Observatory.

Moochy wants to be paid for ripping us off

Yet more proof Little Barry is totally clueless. He was out stumping for the chief moocher of tax payer dollars who happens also to be his wife with the ample backside. Little Barry whined that he wanted to make sure that when she’s working she makes the same as men. He went on to complain that the chief vacationer on tax payer money doesn’t make a government salary.

First, consistent with the pass through life styles Little Barry & Moochel have enjoyed their entire adult lives, Moochy had a no show job as “vice president of community relations and external affairs” (WTF [Win the Future]) at the University of Chicago Medical Center and was paid several hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. One wonders, how many “external affairs” must one have to “earn” that kind cash?

Next the ol’ bag has taken more lavish vacations in three years than Steve Ricks has taken in a lifetime. The difference is that Ricks pays for his own vacations.  Moochy just drops another IOU chit to China into an already broke US Treasury. I don’t think we ought to be paying any first “lady” a penny. No body voted for her. Frankly, Moochy can hop the next extra heavy jumbo cargo flight back to Chicago and relate to communities and continue with her external affairs at the University of Chicago Medical Center and we’d be money ahead.

No doubt, given the lawlessness of Little Barry and the rest of the assclowns in DC, if he wins in Nov, he’ll “have more flexibility” and name Moochy Czar of arugula and other right eating and exercise. That job will require her to travel the world looking for the very best arugula. So she’ll be on continuous vacation, same as now, only she’ll be drawing a salary as well. Sweet.

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Robin Hood wouldn't have stolen Jesus' gold, frankincense and myrrh

Per usual Little Barry proved…again… he’s always the dumbest guy in any room that doesn’t include slowest of all Joes, Slow Joe J-O-B-S is a three letter word Biden. On the stump yesterday, Little Barry showed his ignorance using the Robin Hood story in a totally backassward way to say Mitt Romney wants to steal from the poor to give to the rich.

Little Barry’s main point was that if my rich neighbor doesn’t pay a higher tax rate that is somehow stealing from me to give to my neighbor. Huh? Exactly how does that work Little Barry? Suppose I pay a $100 tax. My rich neighbor pays $1,000. How does my neighbor not paying or even paying $1,500 help my own $100 tax burden? Especially when raising my neighbor’s and every other rich person’s tax in the nation will fund the government for less than 8 days.

The government confiscating more of my neighbor’s hard earned wealth does me not one bit of good. In fact it probably hurts me in the long, because there will be less private sector dollars available to buy my goods. And without a doubt a large percentage of my rich neighbor’s tax dollars will simply be wasted by the government to buy off more and more of Little Barry’s corrupt supporters.

Next, Little Barry misses the entire point of Robin Hood. The good Richard the Lion Hearted left England to fight the crusades. While he’s gone, the assbag Prince John – let’s call him Prince Barry in our story – raises everyone’s taxes to support his own lavish lifestyle. Barry sends the sheriff out to collect the taxes and Robin Hood descends on the prince’s tax collectors and returns the money to the people.

Robin Hood is NOT the Bane character from TDKR. He’s not knocking down the doors of rich merchants and “stealing” their wealth to redistribute to the masses. That’s Little Barry’s MO. Robin Hood took money from the tax collector and gave it back to the people from whom it had been taken.

Little Barry wants to be the tax collector. He wants take the wealth from society’s workers and redistribute it to those with no work ethic, no green card, no ambition, no aspiration, no hope, no clue, who sit in their hovel waiting for Little Barry to give them a free cell phone then turn on the gruel machine and decide how much they can have.

Last, there’s just the total hypocrisy of Little Barry’s entire meme. The poor Vs. the rich BS came at a $500 per person fund raiser in CT. By Little Barry’s standard $500 is piker territory. A recent fund raiser thrown for Little Barry by his Hollywood swells, including TDKR good girl Anne Hathaway, cost the 60 guys Little Barry loves to hate a jaw dropping $35,800. Hey it’s their money, and apparently they have plenty of it.

Libs always get this Robin Hood thing wrong. They love the communist egalitarian idea of taking (aka stealing) from the rich and giving or “redistributing” to the poor. Too bad for Libs what Robin Hood really did was to take taxes collected by an onerous government led by a petty tyrant and returned them to the people.

The Libs continuous misappropriation of the Robin Hood legend is second only to the insanity of them calling Jesus a homeless child of a single mother. In that case, once again, it was an onerous government that causes all of the problems.  And no, Robin Hood would not have shown up at the manger scene and taken Jesus' gold, frankincense and myrrh.  He'd have been making trouble for King Herrod.

And there you have it Mr. and Mrs. America an artful intertwining of Robin Hood and the birth of the Christ child.  You simply don't get this stuff anywhere else.  Thankfully?

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Still too much stuff

The dynamic duo
He lies his scrawny @$$ off and she swears to it. That’s the relationship between two Demo-Dope peas from the same lunatic pod, Scrawny Harry sure I made millions while in the senate Reid and the excruciatingly stupid Grand Nan from San Fran Peloser. The most scrawny one gets a call from an imaginary friend, attributes a string of lies about Romney to the imaginary call and Grand Nan swears to Harry’s lies.

Wouldn’t that be sort of like Darth Vader vouching for Darth Sidious? Or even more appropriate, isn’t it like Loyd vouching for Harry in the movie Dumb and Dumber? If I ever get in trouble for saying something criminally stupid, I don’t want Bane from the Dark Knight Rises to show up to vouch for me. I think it’ll only make things worse.

The only thing missing from Grand Nan’s statement was an always affirming and reassuring, “What else did your ‘friend’ say Harry? I forget.”

Starbuck’s appreciation day
Gays are organizing the event slated for tomorrow. I’d make a note to myself to skip Starbuck’s tomorrow but I haven’t been in one since 1999. So I’m sort of like Sly Stallone in his epic motion picture Cobra. Sly breaks up a robbery in a grocery store. The perp tell Sly that Sly can’t shoot him. Sly asks why not. The perp tells Sly we’re in the middle of grocery store (implying all of the shoppers would be put in danger). Sly’s retort, “So. I don’t shop here.”

So Starbuck is perfect. In fact I call on the gay community to hold a Starbuck’s appreciation day everyday.

It also reminds of the gays at The Ohio State University when they declared anyone who wore blue jeans on Thursdays was announcing that they were gay. They were trying to co-opt something already popular and then claim community support for gays because it’s popular.

OK tomorrow, anyone who has breakfast, even a glass of water before noon, supports Lex for president. Idiots.

Voter suppression
Eric the wad Holder claims that asking for an ID is not only a type of voter suppression it’s a racist type of voter suppression. So what to do about it? First the DOJ sues any state that has the temerity to question an illegals right vote in American elections. Then sue Ohio to keep it from allowing military residents a few extra days of early voting.

It’s surreal. It’s is so fouled up you almost think, no it can’t be there has to be a logical explanation. There is. Little Barry and the wad are trying suppress the military vote in a key swing state.

Little Barry’s foreign policy
Victor Davis Hanson hits the 4” spike so hard and so dead square he drives it in a single paragraph:

No one knows what “reset” with Russia was, or is, or will be; it didn’t so much fail as simply got erased. Nor can anyone figure out whether the dissidents in the streets of Tehran in 2009 were noble or to be ignored, or why exactly we belatedly supported the ouster of Mubarak, or what exactly turned Qaddafi from a monstrous oil exporter who had to be appeased to a really monstrous oil exporter who had to be removed, or why we had to reopen our embassy in Damascus as a gesture to the “reformer” Assad, who is now a murderous non-reformer who must go.

Anyone who thinks that Little Barry is anything more than an affirmative action pass through needs to read the whole thing.

Monday, August 06, 2012

Monday morning round up

Dead Ft. Hood soldiers not worth a “shout out”
What is it called when a Islamo-Terror-Fascist guns down more than dozen at Ft. Hood? Yeah, that incident is “workplace violence.”

What is called when a white supremacist kills seven in a Sikh temple? Well that of course is domestic terrorism spawned by Michele Bachmann and islamophobia.

And while Little Barry, our pretend president, pretty much ignored the Ft. Hood shooting victims while giving a “shout out” to people attending the Tribal Nations Conference in TX, he immediately condemned the shootings in the temple on Sunday.

Dirt bag Scrawny Harry Reid
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus called dirty lying scumbag Scrawny Reid a “dirty liar.” That is about as tough as gets on the Republican side. Even Sen. Lindsey Grahamnesty called Reid a “liar.” All right, now we’re getting somewhere. But simply calling Reid a liar or even a dirty liar isn’t enough. There needs to be more modifiers in front of the operative word “liar” as in, deranged and filthy liar; thieving and creepy liar; millionaire d-bag liar; etc.

Oh and while we’re on the lying thieving deranged douche bag, aka Scrawny Harry Reid, the most scrawny one is at it again. He’s looting the treasury…again…for the benefit of his worthless no talent, no load off-spring and the ChiComs. I don’t know which is worse, the Godless ChiComs or the scummy Scrawny Harry Reid clan.

So Harry, have you stopped beating your wife yet?

The Dark Knight Rises
I went and saw the TDKR Saturday. Like all movies these days, the run time was about 30 minutes longer than it needed to be. BUT, it does give a pretty good look at what America will look like if OWS gains control. Here’s a pretty good summary.

NBC is a pretty worthless network. It got into trouble recently for being insensitive because it ran a commercial of a monkey doing gymnastics right after a story on the holy cow, YGBSM, knock down, jaw dropping talented Gabby Douglas who, if it makes a difference – which for some reason in this post-racial era still does and in many cases is the ONLY thing that makes a difference - happens to be a black gymnast.

Oh the horror! That’s it. From now on monkeys are racist. No more monkeys. In fact the word monkey – depending on its proximity to the word black in a sentence or pargraph - is now exactly the same as the “N” word. Instead of telling its detractors, “STFU. No network is more in the tank for Little Barry than NBC.” NBC dutifully apologized for its non-racist intentions which makes one wonder if they were in fact racist. It’s sort of like CNN playing “Dumb Girls” as a lead in to a story on Sarah Palin and then saying, “OOOps so sorry. We had no idea.” Yeah, riiiiiight. If you apologize, you must be guilty.

As white male, I demand an apology for the endless series of TV commercials – particularly beer commercials – that make white men look like stupid, shallow, sex crazed, idiots with no clue. We only founded the greatest country in the history of the world. How about a little credit, huh.

Friday, August 03, 2012

Serious charges against Scrawny Harry the land thief Reid

Now we know why Harry's smiling
Latest statement from Mitt Romney on Scrawny Harry the land thief Reid:

I just got a call from a close associate of the Scrawny one. This associate claims that Harry’s legendary boxing career consisted mainly of smacking $2.00 whores around in the red light district on Saturday nights while he was drunk after getting his scrawny @$$ kicked in the ring by real boxers.

The associate also claimed that it is widely known in Nevada that the Scrawny one has one of the largest collections of gay and child sex pornography in the world. It’s rumored on Capitol Hill that the main reason this incompetent creep can’t get a budget passed in three years is that he spends most of his time downloading gay porn and then photoshopping himself into the submissive position. One famous photo allegedly is a threesome of Harry, David Axelrod and Barney Frank under an African waterfall. His associate said, “His face just lights up whenever he thinks of that photo.”

Now, I have no proof of any of this, but Harry needs to prove it isn’t true, because now it’s out there.

Also, something we do know for certain is that the scrawny lying bastard became a millionaire while serving in the senate. How’d that happen Harry?

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

The wimp factor

We saw where Nesweak, which recently sold for a buck, pondered whether Mitt Romney was too much of a wimp to be president. I don’t know. Something tells me it’ll be long time before we see Romney in Wrangler blue jeans, t-shirt, cowboy hat and boots working a chainsaw to clear brush on his ranch. But, I do know that Little Barry (LB) IS too much of wimp.

To prove the point, let’s not rely on the all too easy pictures of him trying to reach home plate with several first pitches. Let’s forget about LB ignoring Scott Brown’s challenge in game that LB supposedly excels at, basketball. Let’s forget about LB bowing down to every leader in the world. None of that is as wimpy as LB’s constant blame game.

When something goes wrong, what does someone with a spine do? They admit it. They fix it, and if necessary make restitution for what they fouled up. They don’t blame other people, at least not until the problem is fixed. LB has spent three and half years blaming Bush, Congress, Europe, Tsunamis, infamous head wins, and of course racism.

He’s an incompetent loser and does what losers do. He makes excuses and blames everybody and everything but for the primary cause of his problems - himself.

Ad wars
LB has an ad out that accuses Romney of being a felon. Romney or one of the superfunded PACs needs to come up with an ad that plays the excerpt from LB’s book telling about his drug use juxtaposed with the ad making unsubstantiated accusations of Romney being a felon. Tag line: There’s only one admitted felon in this race Mr. President…you. With a crawl across the bottom of the screen: Remember kids, only a real loser uses drugs.

Respect at the Tomb of Unknowns
If you think that the Romney press guy was wrong for telling MSM creeps to kiss his @$$ at the Polish Tomb of Unknown Soldiers, watch this reaction by a US Soldier to creeps at our own Tomb of Unknown Soldiers.

Tea anyone?
The Dopes and their MSM weasels tell us over and over that the Tea Party is dead. Not so fast my friends. In TX, little known and under funded Tea Party candidate Ted Cruz stomped, steamrolled, whipped and hung out to dry the sitting Lt Gov the well funded life-long RepubliRat and establishment porch ornament David Dewhurst.

Nurse Cruz: Hmm, Dr. Media I think the patient, Mr. T. Parte, might still be a bit alive.

Dr. Media: Nonsense! He’s dead! Do you hear me? He’s DEAD!! DEAD!!! DEAD!!!! LISTEN TO ME DAMN IT!! HE’s DEAD!!!!! Ask Dr. Demo-Dope

Dr. Demo-Dope: I concur. He’s definitely dead. I’ve never seen a deader patient.

Nurse Cruz. He just got up.

Dr. Media: Nothing but muscle spasms. I’ve seen it a hundred times.

Nurse Cruz: He’s dancing and singing! Ooooooo, a back flip.

Dr. Demo-Dope: Simply relying on muscle memory. It happens. Call the coroner and get the autopsy started before he walks out of here, because we all know he’s dead.

Soooooooooo, are these guys racists?