No. I will not be watching The Dope lie his way through 40 minutes of the economy sucks blah, blah, blah Bush did it. Dope-a-care was murdered blah, blah, blah Republicans did it. G’itmo sucks blah, blah, blah Bush did it. There are still poor people in America blah, blah, blah Bankers did it. Iraq sucks blah, blah, blah Bush did it. Your neighbor has a new car and flat screen blah, blah, blah the fat cats did it. MA sucks blah, blah, blah the teabaggers’ did it. Blah, blah, blah I’m the greatest. Blah, blah, blah I’m still way cool. Blah, blah, blah after all, I won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Side note: It would be fun to get the Vegas over under on the number of times he refers to himself in the speech. 75-100.
The only possible reason for watching this snore fest would be to see if the teleprompter goes down and the clueless buffoon actually has to think on his feet. Or, even better. Some prankster breaks into the prompter and changes the speech or inserts a couple of key phrases. “And Scrawny Harry is looking more dower and E.T. like than usual tonight. What’s the matter Scrawny? Did that corrupt sweetheart land deal in Vegas fall through?” Or “Wow! My fan Nan’s face is stretched tighter than the rope at a Sumo tug of war tonight. Nice look Nan. Love the penciled-in eyebrows.” You know that the Dope would just read it off like Ted Baxter reading the stage directions in the middle of a news story, “In other news, there’s been a terrible earthquake in Haiti. Take off glasses. Look concerned.”
No. I won’t be watching. I have better things to do, like scrapping the underside of the porch deck in the dark of night in the dead of winter so it’ll be ready for paint in the spring.
Worse than the actual speech though will be the army of wise men the Demo-Dope party dispatches to tell us what a great and wonderful Dear Dope the Dope is after the speech. But the American people are wising up to the fact that this arrogant, narcissistic, jug eared lug ain’t that smart either.
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Hope, change, and blame speech tonight. I will watch it to see the reception he gets. Libs, dem moderates, and conservatives all have some real issues with this clown. I suspect the reception will be cool at best. If people start fainting at the mere sight of him and the applause meter pegs, I will change to the cooking channel. Whom wants to be seen clapping as he runs his claptrap? It could be fun.
The Griffin.
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