Friday, January 08, 2010

Incompetano wants TSA thugs checking you out

From Drudge
Posted by PicasaWell if there’s any doubt that the Islamo-Terror-Fascists have racked up another win, look at the pictures. Janet Incompetano wants to start stripping every passenger naked using virtual technology. Just to keep the harassment up though, I’m certain the TSA thugs will continue to make everyone who DOESN’T look like an ITF to take their shoes off.

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it’ll take before some celeb’s scan shows up on the Internet? Do you suppose there will be an influx of pedophiles and perverts signing up at the TSA? Why risk serious jail time hanging out at the bus station bathroom hoping to catch a glimpse of little Johnny peeing, when you can get paid to look at his parts and everyone else’s with the TSA?

I think this is foolishness. What if the next ITF uses suppositories? Or fills balloons with some kind of binary explosives or flammables and swallows them. What if the balloons are made of a material that breaks down during the flight causing the chemicals to mix blowing the ITF to pieces or setting him ablaze? When that unlikely scenario happens, no doubt Incompetano will order that every passenger must have their stomach pumped five minutes prior to boarding any US flight.

Seems to me you’d be better off announcing during the pre-flight that every passenger who boarded the plane was secretly sprayed down a light coat of pork oil and see who freaks out struggling to clean themselves before exploding into a million pieces.

On a happy note for certain % of America:

The Tide Rolled last night in a surprisingly good second half after Colt McCoy went down during the Longhorn’s second series of the first quarter. Barring the ill advised shovel pass at the end of the first half that was intercepted and back for a score, Texas might have pulled it out. Mark Ingram proved that he is the real deal and shook off any hint of a Heisman cures. Good for him. But I don’t get Pussburger making Ingram into a hero because his old man is crook. His old man’s criminal activity should have been rejected and shunned. Seems a better approach for Pussburger might have been, “Dads be careful about the criminal activity you engage in, because hurts more people than yourself.” Rather than the, “Dads getting shipped off to jail might just be the human interest angle that could get your son – everything else being equal – a shot at the Heisman.” The kid at Stanford had a better year on much inferior team and was probably the best running back in college football this year.

I guess AOC in Birmingham will be open for business today with none of the staff on suicide watch.

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