Friday, November 13, 2009

Here's how libs can balance the budget without raising taxes

The next time you hear some Lib talking about how we need more taxes to help deformed, left handed, pigmy girls with speech impediments get free lunches at the free health care facility where they get free abortions at the free college they attend, tell them to send their money in. Go to this wed site and scroll down to this entry:

How do you make a contribution to reduce the debt?

Make your check payable to the Bureau of the Public Debt, and in the memo section, notate that it is a Gift to reduce the Debt Held by the Public. Mail your check to:


Attn Dept GBureau of the Public Debt
P. O. Box 2188
Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188

Memorize that address. When the Libs start talking about “government needs to spend more on blah, blah, blah” give ‘em the address and tell them to give until it hurts.

I’m thinking about printing up some business cards with this information on them. I’ll put something terribly clever on the front of them like:

Think higher taxes will help? What’s holding YOU back? Send in your money. Here’s how.

Or: Uncle Sam wants YOU…to pay more. (With the Uncle Sam recruiting poster logo)

Or: "It's time to be patriotic, time to jump in, time to be part of the deal, time to help get America out of the rut." TIME TO PAY UP! (with a smirky picture of Slow Joe Biden)

And the information about voluntary contributions on the back.

I’ll send a couple of them to the Slow Joe’s and Michael Moore’s of the world and ask them to send in the money; put the canceled check on the Internet; or shut the hell up.

Oh yeah, block out the check routing number Joe.

No Joe, the check routing number is not the amount the check was written for. The check routing number is that long number at the bottom of your check with your account information.
Huh, what’s account information? You’ll have to ask your aid to explain this to you. Besides, you’ll never need to do this. Like all Libs, you’re just a hypocritical windbag better at telling everyone else what to do than setting the example yourself

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