Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Better than Bernake: The End

Better than Bernake far:
Favre
Climategate Person(s)
Glenn Beck
Tea Party people

And Lex’s most better than Bernake person of the year is:

A tie. Actually a three way tie between Liz and Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin.

The Cheney’s more than any other conservative set the record on the Dear Dope straight in clear language that even he could understand. On Iran, they stopping just short calling him what thinking people know him to be, a narcissistic lying bumbling idiot. And in the course of telling the truth about Jug Ears, the Cheneys managed to irritate all of the right people – morons on the left.

Dick Cheney is obviously the most qualified person alive today to be president of the United States. Yes, he’s more qualified that all living previous presidents and vice presidents – maybe combined. But he has a slow ticker and no passion for politics so he’s out.

His daughter Liz may surface somewhere down the road though. She takes after her old man in a though straight forward presentation and doesn’t suffer fools lightly. She has honed her skilled making the lefties on MSNBC squirm like a bucket of worms in unapologetic defense of her dad and the Bush administration. Except for her dad and possibly Karl Rove, she may be the best spokesman for that administration. Yeah, spokesman – screw your pale gender neutral he/she her/his spokesperson policeman/crime stopper BS.

Sarah Palin has the biggest book of the year out. She’s a private citizen that has RINOs, Demo-Dopes, the Lamestream and the glitter class all running scared. Why? They all dump on her. Why? The simple answer is that Palin scares the crap out of them. She taps into the Tea Party movement better than anyone. She uses technology better than any Republican.

It was Palin’s tweet on health care that started the revolt. Her use of the words “death panels” caused people to take a step back and start asking questions. The next thing you knew, people were protesting in the streets and “disrupting” town halls by asking serious questions of their elected officials – who had few answers but to ask the questioner to leave. When CA Governor Ahhhhnold, poked at Palin on Dear-Dope-a-care, Palin poked back – hard. She asked Ahhhnold, again in tweet that received national attention, who he was to tell anyone about anything. His state is broke and teetering on bankruptcy because of Ahhhhnold’s spend thrift ways. If America takes Ahhhnold’s advice, it will end up in the same boat.

Best of all, like the Cheneys, Palin pisses all of the right people off. Nothing better than seeing the David Brooks’, Keith Oberdouche et al stumbling over themselves to try to knock this woman down and in the process knocked each other down.

Better than Bernake is kind of an endless list, but those are mine. I’m off now until next year. Have a blessed and great Christmas and New Year. If you can’t get what you want, try getting someone else what they want, it’s even better.

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