Quick takes

Net Neutrality
The Interweb continues to hang by thread after the FCC shredded Net Neutrality.  Take advantage of it while you can.  The whole thing is coming down any second. 

It takes stupid corrupt people a long time to do anything
Special needs Council Boob Muller is obviously as incompetent as he is crooked.  After hiring every Caligula, D.C. azzbag lawyer who maxed out their political contributions to the Dope Party and Shrillda the Hutt and could produce a minimum of 10,000 e-mails hailing the Hutt and/or disparaging PDJT, Boob is going to run his BS witch hunt well into 2018. Hmm what happens in Nov of 2018?  Oh yeah, the mid-term election.  Very convenient Boob.

  

Finally, a Marine infantry drill that you might actually enjoy seeing women participate in
Okay given today’s over sensitivity to anything that can, in any way possible, be construed to be sex harassment that headline is tasteless and over the line.  It’s also a jr hi grab at the low hanging comedy fruit, which is what we do here.  Wait. We?  Lex, what “we”?  Okay, it’s what I do here.  Were it not for jr hi humor there’d be no humor.

Take a look at the Mirror’s headline.  They call the drill “bizarre.”  To them it probably is.  To anyone with an understanding of esprit, camaraderie, brotherhood or combat readiness, it probably doesn’t appear that bizarre at all.  To the snooty too good for anyone who thinks rucking up, moving out and drawing fire, self-sacrifice and laying one’s life down for his buddy are noble endeavors, it’s probably bizarre beyond their simpleminded comprehension.

But seriously, totally offensive headline aside, where are the women?

They may all be tied up* at the re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-remake of Ocean’s ?? movies
Women are taking take over the criminal scam movie theme, Ocean's.  Very origial, girls.  You’ve come a long way baby.  What Ocean’s are we up to now 13? 113?  What’s next an all babe re-make of the Longest Yard?  Mmmmm, a women’s prison movie. 

That’s right folks the women are taking over the Ocean’s franchise made famous by Frank Sinatra and the boys.  My guess is that it’ll be about as popular as the all female take-over of the Ghost Busters movie theme.  The only busts in that movie were at the box office.  Okay that wasn’t the only “busts” in that particular movie but I wanted to avoided the jr hi double entendre on the word busts – an all female cast - busts - get it?  But I completely avoided that crass, way too easy grab at low humor.  Completely. 

NOTE*:  "Tied up" is another double entendre I completely avoided.

But the movie does have Sandra Bullock.  If she can’t pull it off, no woman can.

Prediction:  If the movie manages to gross half of what any of the other Ocean’s movies grossed, it’ll be declared the best Ocean’s movie ever.    

Demo-Dopes on taxes
Chuckles the weeping clown Schumer is full of $h!t.  But we already know that.  Chuckles whined that all of the tax cuts are going to the rich.  I’m middle class.  How do I know I’m middle class?  Well I’m not rich, and I’m certainly not poor.  So I must be middle class – right? 

Anyhow, a doubling of the standard deduction along with a lower tax rate for my income bracket has to mean I’m going to pay less – right?

Besides, if my rate goes down, I really don't give a flying crap if a rich guys rate goes down as well.  After all, they pay most of the taxes.

I believe this tax thing is going to work out just fine.  How do I know?  Well Chuckles the clown is warning the Republicans that passing the bill will mean the end of the Republican Party.  If the Dopes were doing something that I was certain would destroy them, the last thing I’d do is warn them to stop.

I think the truth is that the Dopes know the economy is set to erupt 2018. 

Lex’s list of Dope support for bill in the post under was 100% correct.  Here's the list:

I do not know why anyone would insist that Dopes like Joe Manchin are in any way Dope moderates. They talk moderate then vote as if they were nothing more than a Chuckles the clown sock puppet. Moderate my oversize butt.