Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Bush continues new tone, Dems continue to screw him

President Bush is a decent guy. He came to Washington pledging a “new tone.” Yesterday, he proved he is better than any man the Democrats can offer up. After Harry Reid called Bush a liar and looser, Bush invited Harry to the White House for extra-Constitutional discussions on the next Supreme Court nomination. 98% of us would have kicked scrawny Harry’s worthless butt. Harry claims to have been a boxer, which is Pol speak for he got his butt kicked on the playground regularly.

So the president invites scrawny and Pat Leahy, to whom the VP had the only correct response, to the White House to talk about the Supreme Court. Now, after unprecedented consultation, Leahy squawks, “There has to be more consultation. This was only a first step." Were I the president I’d have Vice President Cheney deal with Leahy in the only language he apparently understands. "Hey Dick, how about giving Leahy a call and telling him to 'go...what was it... himself' again."

Then little Chucky Schumer, in between Rove must go press conferences, is calling for a summit. I’ve done a search on our Constitution, the word summit does not appear anywhere in the document. Maybe we could go back and examine those summits President Clinton held before naming his Supreme Court nominees. But then Chucky was never calling for summits back then was he? There never has been a summit on Supreme Court nominees. The winner gets to pick – period. Bush will string them along and then do the right thing.

The Griffin offers a unique way to do away with Democrat obstructionism.

The Griffin Sends:

"Okay. I have stayed out of this discussion because it is like talking about who will win the Super Bowl...but in July. Now all of the swords are firmly planted just waiting for despondent Dems to throw themselves on top of them. If I were GWB I would let Karl Rove leak that I had narrowed it down to Bork, Mighty Mouse, Goofy, Orin Hatch, and Zell Miller. Then I would let Dick Cheney leak names like Pryor, Brown and Judge Roy More of AL the next day. Then I would have wife Laura casually mention that her husband really likes so-and-so. Then I would have Bob Novak in for a chat and casually mention that I was really looking to backfill O' Connor with a women. Then I would have Condi Rice mention that the Pres is set on a black jurist. Then have brother JEB mention that the Pres is strongly considering a Hispanic.

"Within a couple of weeks every Dem on Capitol Hill have skewered themselves. My real nominee would be quickly approved 53-0 as no Dems were left to vote!"

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