Thursday, May 11, 2006

Slip Mahoney and the General

That dunce George W. Bush has dug another pit that the genius Democrats will rush to fall into. Idiot GWB has placed several rows razor sharp sticks at the bottom. If, when they leap into Bush’s trap, Democrats are fortunate enough to miss the sticks, they will surely begin to jump up and down on them on their own.

The trap GWB has laid for the Democrats is the nomination of Gen Hayden to be CIA chief. Before Bush made his choice, the MSM, key Democrats and weak kneed Republicans all counseled against a Hayden nomination. Not independent enough, too much military control they harrumphed. So bright and early Monday morning, GWB announces his choice and it’s…Hayden.

What was that fool Bush thinking? Well, Hayden will again be the smartest guy in the room at any senate confirmation hearing. Under questioning by slow wits like Chuck Hagel, Mike DeWine, John Rockefeller, Evan Bayh, Carl Levin, Russ Feingold et al Hayden will look like the competent professional that he is in a room full of Slick Mahoney’s. Mahoney was Mr. malapropism as the leader of the famous Bowery Boys in the movies.

Witless Chuck Hagel is likely to embarrass himself the most, “Ain’t it da unimaginable fact Sergeant Hayden dat dees here wire traps is a prohibition inside our Jurist prune juice as dem Mexicans seakin into dis here county, which I’s happen to be in a totality of verifiably agreement wif by da way?”

Democrat light weights, Feingold, Levin, Rockefeller will fair much worse because, when Hayden exposes them as the fools that they are, they will continue to talk trying corner Hayden, something mentally that they totally unequipped to succeed at. Hayden will lay out a clear case for the American people and the Democrats will be exposed as the weak on defense and terrorism party that they are. The only way it could be better is if the King of all political dim-wits, Slow Joe Biden, were on the committee. And it’s just in time for November.

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