Thursday, February 08, 2007

Who is cutting off the debate?

After Republicans supposedly ended debate on a nonbinding Senate resolution on the presidents troop surge, debate rages on. Seven Republican Senators have decided to push back against Scrawny Harry’s attempt to paint the Republicans as the obstructionists by firing off a letter to Scrawny Harry in hopes of getting his attention between crooked land deals. The letter demands that GOP and Democratic leaders reach some level of accommodation for a full debate on all Iraq War resolution proposals. “Danged republicans!” a surprise Reid shouted and attempted to ignore the letter.

Now the Scrawny one is in a box. Scrawny has cast the GOP as the ones wanting to cut off debate, but now those pesky minority people are sending him letters demanding a full debate. What to do? Well expect to see the Scrawny one in front of the microphone soon complaining to his MSM lemmings that “this all just a trick to open debate, uhu, er, did I say open? Of course, I meant squelch debate, on the irresolute resolution on George Bush’s war in Iraq that most of voted for.”

Further, expect the MSM lemming to do their part. An NPR report that only a liberal could possibly understand might go something like this:

Senate allies of beleaguered President George Bush, who got us into the mess we’re now in, in Iraq, by cherry picking intelligence and misleading the American people, today sent a letter to the dynamic charismatic leader of the senate Democrat Harry Reid. After crushing all hope of an honest and open debate in the Senate on the right minded, highly popular and well-liked rebuke of the president’s harebrained idea of actually trying to win the war in Iraq, in a nonbinding resolution against the president’s troop surge, GOP senators are trying to trick brave leader Reid into re-opening debate. The handsome and well-spoken (articulate is apparently an insult of some kind these days) Reid said he would not be tricked into a full and open debate on the Iraq war, which he reminded us again is really George Bush’s war. “This is just a GOP trick to get us to talk about Iraq. They cut off debate as we all know.”

It remains a bizzaro world.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The November elections were supposedly a mandate for a fresh infusion of ideas and a change in direction as to the war in Iraq. Well we have new ideas and a change coming from the White House. The dems can't seem to get beyond the criticism of GWB to offer anything new. I understand they will be having hearings on the Super Bowl between the Colts and Bears and what steps to take on providing security. They will then announce the great success of their efforts. Of course the game was played last week without incident. Griffin.