Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The whole world is racist now

So what has the Dear Dope’s dumping on his own country and all of our friends while coddling really creepy dictators like Chaves, Ahmadinejad, Kadafy, Kim Jung Il and the rest of the Star Wars bar crowd gotten us in return? Where’s all of the love the world was going to show the US if we would just elect the Dear Dope?

D2 has used every opportunity while traveling abroad to assure the rest of the world that he shares their opinion of the US as an arrogant state born on the back of slavery that has not really done anything worth mentioning other than start wars and rape the world of it natural resources so that a few fat cats could get a bit fatter.

He has kicked all of our best friends to the curb in the hope that by doing so he can further convince the human trash whose approval he so desperately seeks that he really, really, really is not George Bush.

But something unexpected has happened to Dopus Maximus. Nobody on the world stage is buying his hopey changey BS. The Dear Dope goes out of his way to throw Israel under the bus but Ahmadinejad flaunts his new secret uranium enrichment plant. It is just for peaceful use you see. There’s nothing nefarious going on at all. Oh really? Well then, why are you hiding it? When D2 promises to send Ahmadinejad a strong letter of protest from the UN, Ahmadinejad shoots off a bunch of missiles. That’s the diplomatic equivalent of giving Dopey the finger.

The Dear Dope’s Secretary of Defense is towing the Dear Dope’s line when he says that there is no military option that will accomplish anything more than delaying what now is seen as the inevitable for this bunch of clueless clowns – a nuclear Iran. Well if bombing will delay the inevitable, bomb the hell out of them. Then when it becomes inevitable again, bomb the hell out of them - again - and see who gets tired first. It seems to me that bombs have to be cheaper than nuclear facilities.

Expect to see more from the LameStreamMedia – the Thomas ain’t China great because they can mow down thousands of their citizens Friedman types – about how it really isn’t that big of a deal that Iran has Nukes. We have been dealing with bad acting nuclear nations for a long time. So what’s one more?

Well, heretofore the bad acting nuclear states like the former Soviet Union, China and even N. Korea didn’t have a death wish. They all use nukes as means of extending their foreign influence. But they all really really want to continue to live. If we are to believe what the nut job in Iran says, he intends to use nukes on Israel to create world chaos in a hope that it will smoke out the 12th Imam. I think that is a pretty significant difference.

Meanwhile at home things are going just as badly. Support for Dear-Dope-a-care hits a new all time low, and the only groups that seem to be on board with Jug Ears’ domestic policies are the LameStreamMedia, the Demo-Dope party and a small group of public school teachers who have their students acting more like the Hitler Youth Movement than the American Bart Simpsons we expect to see. And they call us Nazis. Children singing anthems to the Dear Dope is about as creepy as it gets for real Americans.

What the hell has happened to the Dear Dope? Racism! That’s what. The whole world has turned into a bunch of racists.

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